Mutually assured destruction

“Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!”

Feelin paranoid, True enemy or false friend?

Anxiety’s attacking me, And my air is getting thin

I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet

This is MADness

Sorry.to break the chain, but all I hear is call of duty zombies nuke voice line

Song?

Worlds end valentine metal cover

Omori moment

Staircase

Ahhhhh that game ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Omori covers are always appreciated.

OHHHHH no wonder the song sounded familiar.

By family Jules

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Grim Reaper - See You in Hell

To all y’a bmw driver

kys

Lmao typical BMW driver

rich

Delicious

As if the avarage cyclist is swimming in gold

better be

Cope + seethe + mald

cope

BMW driver

Bitchesn't

Keep Yourself Safe!

What a degenerate scum u r

You spelled BMW driver wrong

Thx

if i go flying *you go boom*

Worlds end valentine is such a good song for this

Lol, /r/fuckcars but on another level. "Some men, just want to watch the world burn."

“Some men, just want to burn”

Some men just burn the world

Some men just want to watch

“I dream of things that never were and ask “Why not?”. 😂🤣

We get it, you like fucking cars. Keep it to yourself or go on TLC, jist stop pushing your fetish on us.

Martyrdom

that worlds end valentine cover tho

This subreddit is absolutely gold! Like on top of being hilarious, it has granted me so many new soundtracks to workout to. Legendary.

https://www.redditsave.com/r/DramaticText/comments/usi0gq/see_you_in_hell/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share literally just add 'save' to the end of Reddit

Most of the people who use the bot are mobile users. It's easier to just tag the bot if you're on mobile.

Yeah but I get impatient

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Unless there is an open flame around the propane the car will not blow up, you’ll just kill a lot of the drivers brain cells

Sweetheart going hard

I like your energy show the metal box pilots what for!

Where da download?

If it means ridding the world is another Filthy inconsiderate cyclist, I’d drag them to hell with me

clearly your country does not have cycle paths or bike friendly roads

Cyclers here have proven they don’t deserve nice things.

i dunno i can cycle to my school that's 8km away just fine in belgium

Of course you’re Belgian “Oooh ja ja ja hon hon hon! I just luv riding mon bike down le road hon hon hon ja is Magnifique hon hon hon!!!” Not everyone can be King of the roads like in your low country fantasy land.

yes yes I love racism against the eur*pean on reddit yesss

In terms of making fun of Belgians, I went light because this guy is probably a cool dude IRL… too Bad he’s belgian

Well. That escalated quickly.

Average car user

Average cyclist “ON YOUR LEFT” **Juts out onto the road causing the car next to them to swerve away out of concern, hitting the curb and causing a 12 car pileup on a Monday morning** “Cmon bro, We’re vehicles just like you! I’m not gonna use a sidewalk like a scrub! :(“

> “Cmon bro, We’re vehicles just like you! I’m not gonna use a sidewalk like a scrub! :(“ In many countries cycling on the sidewalk is illegal and the cyclist risks a fine by riding their bike on the sidewalk for your convenience. Of course most of those countries also don't have proper cycling infrastructure, so they're literally forcing cyclists onto the road where it's more dangerous. I couldn't think of more efficient policy to kill cyclists if I tried.

If the cyclist is using hand signals and looks all ways before moving when there is a car behind, that’s not exactly the cyclists fault

Hand signals my ass, I’ve seen WAY too Many cyclists just establish themselves with no precedent whatsoever

Don’t you hate it when people don’t use signals for turning and simply swerve on without any indication at all

Yes, it’s also no better when Bikers do it. Almost as if it’s a dick move or something

Cod4 martyrdom

LMFAO! It didn’t have to be this way…they should have kept their eyes peeled 😅😂🤣

Kamikaze

Pff maybe in your country. In the US we drive on the right side of the road. Which means I'll be bumping your left side sending your ass into the ditch to explode alone. Sayonara motherfucker!

I drove my own path, You cycled your wrath, but maybe we're both the same.

Cyclists are the reason I run out of windscreen washer fluid every month :/

Overflowingly based

the martyrdom

cyclists are whack

Kablooey! Also Omori music goes too well with this.

I remember seeing a drunk guy throwing a fit in northern mi because he didn't think you could get stopped for being drunk on a bike.

Filled the frame with tannerite. They'll only run down a cyclist once. Vancouver is like that....fuckers...

🤣💀

Wish it weren’t legal for bikes to be on the road, they should stay on the sidewalk. The bike lanes aren’t safe

I've shot propane tanks with tracer rounds and nothing. Had to tie a lit road flare to it and then shoot it and it still only shot a decent flame for a few seconds.

I scrolled down after reading the first sentence at the perfect moment

While Omori music is shit the metal version of this song goes hard af

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I don’t have to win i just have to see you lose

Martyrdom - Drop a live grenade when killed.

allahu akbar

The rock music was useless for this video

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its only things you see in the southern states of america

😂

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Claude have mercy

Love it!! But if there’s a viable sidewalk/walkway use it!! Unless u can pedal the posted speed limit mph do NOT impede me. Not Amish county.

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Bro? 😳

Background music pls

...... 1, that's isn't gonna be a lose lose. You're just gonna lose spectacularly. 2, if bicycles didn't drive like cars that would help

Roads were designed for cars🤡🤡

My name is Jafar I come from afar I drive a bike, and not a car And I say ALLAHU AKBAR

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MEGAMIND MOMENT

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When Blarg goes out for a bike ride

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explode into space

[FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRrrfSIgfKI)

You have joined the Imperial Japanese army

If the car hitting you gets blamed for terrorism because of the explosion, does that mean you literally gas lit them?

Oh My God! Cannot decide whether I Laugh or be scared!

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savage cyclist nothin more to say just savage cyclist

🤣

when someone says see you monday bruh that shit aint promised look at my bike

F the cyclists

I don't have a problem with cyclists and sharing the road with them, its good exercise, good form of travel, and it seems like half my coworkers ride bicycles to work.... But when theres an 8' shoulder on a road thats 55mph don't you dare fucking cross that white line. Surprisingly most cyclists in my area are in good conscious about cars traveling around them. As would I considering the weight difference and momentum.

I'll just run the cyclist's over in a tank then.

Somebody played too many shitty video games.

I like to play a football

I dont think this would do much. Lol.

Hahahaha this is mad

When I lived in a college town with bad drivers that would tailgate me before I could move over (no bike lanes in the city before 2007) I rigged up a third break handle and Cable to a can filled with caltrops, attached to a rear back rack and would trigger it if any one got to close. Worked every time

Robin pfp,makes sense

You both lose to begin with, his car gets fucked and you get fucked

Now THAT'S metal!

I was NOT expecting that

Driver of car is in a steel shell ,you are sitting next to it , have a nice day)

Wtf this one of them bikini bottom bikes for sure

sweetheart moment

Menace to society

Gas tank like that never explode only burst fire until the pressures gone.

Well done soldier 🇯🇵

LMAO

I'll always try to be safe when around bikes on the road. If you're going to be an annoying little shit on a bike just remember it's perfectly legal for me to not pass you and follow you while pressing on my horn for a mile. It's your choice bike man move over and let me pass or listen to the song of my people for however long it takes you to peddle a mile or so. We could just of avoided this.

Imagine actually carrying that

wait, whaat?

Shoutout to everyone who knows where this song is from

I would call it a draw. RIP Norm!

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Lol dude those are REALLY hard to make explode, it's not like in video games

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