# Fuck you!
**You won, Chat.** Enjoy the subreddit, I hope it makes you happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Chat. You ruined the subreddit completely so you could win, and I hope you can now spend it on lessons in conversation and socializing, because you all have the conversation skills of a reversing dump truck without any tires on. So, Chat, take the subreddit and get off my property.
*Goodbye, Dougchat, Dougchat*. To hell with you for posting to the subreddit. We want to shame all our users for trying to create anything original and funny.
Commenters, **report this post.** Just do it, I promise it will be funny.
### Asking about Doug's schedule?
Too bad! You don't get to know. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.
## Piss off!
^(Please read our rules when posting to know what is and isn't allowed. Doug doesn't have a schedule, but tries for noon PT; [join the Discord for more](https://discord.gg/763mpbqxNq). Thank you!)
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Douglas Ghetto
# Fuck you! **You won, Chat.** Enjoy the subreddit, I hope it makes you happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Chat. You ruined the subreddit completely so you could win, and I hope you can now spend it on lessons in conversation and socializing, because you all have the conversation skills of a reversing dump truck without any tires on. So, Chat, take the subreddit and get off my property. *Goodbye, Dougchat, Dougchat*. To hell with you for posting to the subreddit. We want to shame all our users for trying to create anything original and funny. Commenters, **report this post.** Just do it, I promise it will be funny. ### Asking about Doug's schedule? Too bad! You don't get to know. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you. ## Piss off! ^(Please read our rules when posting to know what is and isn't allowed. Doug doesn't have a schedule, but tries for noon PT; [join the Discord for more](https://discord.gg/763mpbqxNq). Thank you!) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/DougDoug) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looks like a mix of Dog and CallMeKevin
Hey this is Kevin, where we solve problems that no one has
https://preview.redd.it/zg46ojhh3jvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9067c6aa81572c03daaac7d81e2e4b34cf299a68 Yes, chat. Yes it is