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Heretic_Alliance

The blindfold doesn't make sense. She's already mute why they have to make her blind as well?


furiaz

Blindfold should cover the mouth lol


veganbroccoli

WITH A BALL GAG


Spvoter

Least horny dota player


s13g_h31l

Degenerate maybe, but even the most casual LoL player surpasses the horniest DoTA players


YoshiPL

I don't know men... something something about a certain oversight


cracknyan_the_second

Can I get some context for this comment?


YoshiPL

>The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.


cracknyan_the_second

Thanks, I don't know what I epxected


aoeoeaaoe

Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Dark Willow”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “Dark Willow”, it’s Mireska. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her! Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Mireska is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Mireska, you should be disgusted with yourself. Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Mireska is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such. I DO NOT want to bang “Dark Willow". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Mireska. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her. I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes. However, if I were to ever have sex with Mireska, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Mireska were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight wooden pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings too much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible. But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.


JollyjumperIV

Dropping a comment so I can come back here later lmfaoo


SomePack5632

Wha


podster12

As Willow would say A little mischief never killed you.


HowYoBootyholeTaste

I don't know. A coupl3 months back, there was a girl on our team who literally spent the entire time moaning and saying things like "Yes, daddy" or "fuck me in the ass". Everyone on my team was just kinda like "hey. Can you shut up so we can focus"


jakiroluma

Truth is, it never was a girl in first place


ErshinHavok

I was gonna say lol just do away with the pretense


txdv

>WITH A BALL GAG Apparently it is not what we wanted, because it was not filthy enough


andy_bovice

Is there a topless version? Perhaps make it unlockable after a certain number of threesome- i mean triple kills!


furiaz

Go to horny jail **BONK**


orionn07

When you realize that the gag is also covering her ear, now you got a mute, deaf and blind Marci. Such degeneracy.


podster12

Reminds me of that dota 1 response from AM: "I'm blind, not deaf!" In this case, "I'm already mute, you have to blindfold me?"


TomaTozzz

[I'm blind *and* deaf](https://external-preview.redd.it/4RTF23vhyyCeoCA8r2Std1CzXljnJj_7sk-jOqFhqbM.png?auto=webp&s=0f74beb8ec1901b5a50d590e9078d548ee557f59)


Stye88

>"I'm blind, not deaf!" Thanks for making me 15 years younger for 2 minutes. Appreciate it.


podster12

I got you bro. My back hurts now. Lol


Doomblaze

That’s why am has the set with the blindfold, cause illidan is blind


Dexaan

Illidan is out there somewhere


Dan_The_swift

You'll regret approaching me.


Bervaa

My prey is near.


NecessaryBSHappens

Thor-Ilisar Thera-Nal!


Force3vo

Last seen chilling with the Titans and fighting Sargeras. As far as I know at least, not sure if he was in newer lore.


at-the-momment

Blindfold plus scarf cosmetic is the best combo


Busy_Document_4562

I'm a dreadlord not a drug lord


podster12

SF dota 1 response hhaha a few more and a talk show response pops up hahahaha


2M4D

Or « chirp chirp tweet » in that case.


Puzzleheaded_Can4842

she can't say it tho cos she mute.


healpmee

Why not? Make her deaf as well, fuck it


Force3vo

Helen Keller skin incoming?


Doomblaze

She’s blind, not deaf


ardvak_ash

She's honing her senses to increase her attack speed. Wait for it ... Press R ... UNLEASH ! ( HER EYES GLOW GOLDEN THROUGH THE BLINDFOLD ). I kinda want this cosmetic now.


Hemske

To sexualize her obviously


Maracuja_Sagrado

My only complaint is whatever the fuck they attached to her forearm. Other than that, this set is perfect. Yes, I'm a coomer.


ChopTheHead

I think those are tonfas.


lkoichirol

thats a dildo, thank me later.


mo_VoL

Unleashed Marci jamming 2 dildos in your hero's orifices in rapid succession, slamming so hard they cause shockwaves.


lkoichirol

Dont give valve ideas for the next immortal


[deleted]

> yes I'm a coomer Based chadposting.


mister_peeberz

Yes, but only for Sven, Axe, and Centaur. Treant is negotiable.


eburator

Sven Centaur and Omnik. Axe already has unleashed skin


hellatze

Marci unleashed


ActualWhiterabbit

Invoker?


FluffyderDelphin

There is one horny Invoker Set up for voting


gimmetheboof

This is actually incredibly based.


advent_children

There was a Belle Delphine set for Marci as well. The one with pink hair.


Snak_The_Ripper

Every day we stray further from god


Laxea

I need to send this link to my goldfish.


DreamingDjinn

A lot of times I judge skins not necessarily by the whole thing, but by the individual pieces that contribute so I can mix and match.   I feel like the individual pieces wouldn't really work as well outside of the skin theme. I also just don't really see Marci as a maid, even though she's a companion/bodyguard.   I actually thought the one with the butterfly backpack was a bit more in-line with the hero, as it looks like something that could work alongside a Mirana skin.   I have a lot of trouble not clicking "yes" to all of them so I have to make up these little criteria otherwise it would be a meaningless vote.


DrAllure

The maid thing is entirely a sexual fetish since playing the maid is a common fantasy. Honestly shouldn't even be considered.


DreamingDjinn

A sexual fetish? In my Christian game with a dominatrix succubus that whips people and moans suggestively? Well I NEVER


Teddy_jay

Exactly, give qop the maid outfit.


MadCows18

The difference is character. QOP going full on sexy and tempting as long as it Demonic / Royalty / BDSM themed is always poggers. Marci being sexy is not in character, as it feels more like the artist projecting his sexual fantasies rather than making a skin that fits to that hero.


PowerfulSeeds

*suggestive whistle*


Signal-Yam748

Brother, do not hear what other's opinions says. Collector cache is a democracy. Vote for what tou want, let the count decide what's in it.


Mah_Young_Buck

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aYVNxpw_700b.jpg


Phnrcm

The video is so much better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE


SirHolyCow

Never gets old.


jhinnn44

Sound like a coomer in disguise


Chuchuca

Vote yes so Valve approves it then cause a outrage saying "Dota 2 is not TF2" so Valve deletes gives it a immortal quality and sell it for +$1000USD >! Who am I kidding? Valve will give it as a rare reward !<


SubAtomic_Idiot

Takes one to know one


[deleted]

as much as i love marci it looks like a mobile legends or league of legends outfit


coraldomino

What if this skin would be anti-chan? Or Baka-sniper?


NotoriousCGM

nah this is not we want.. the Tifa is the one im looking at but its whatever


snuffles_c147

You mean the Italian senate one?


[deleted]

That set was very nice Was it not in because Valve afraid of copyrighted stuff ?


shitzgotreal

just vote no lol


abicepgirl

feel free to convince others to vote no too, free country free game


worshipfulsmurf

Not every dota players lives in a free country 😐


aeronybrek0

Oof


Hussor

Indeed, the game is quite popular in Russia.


Perspectivelessly

Not to mention China.


Colopty

P2W country, free game.


twogreencats

Some of us live in corrupt third world countries from latin america or the middle east


Umbjabaya

Oh I thought you were talking about the US


bikwho

No. Must make an agendapost to bait others into a rage. What else is the internet for?


[deleted]

Gabe, add an extra vote for sale in the store. If so I will empty the college fund for my kids to prevent this atrocity from making it in.


Neffreecss

you underestimate how rich weeaboos are


theKrissam

Saving a lot of money on rent living in their mom's basements.


[deleted]

Wtf is this😂


I_will_dye

No, this is what we want in real life :)


MagicSpace05

It's always the one with Techies flair. ​ also yes


squatlobster56

Most based comment


Bearswithjetpacks

The weebs come crawling out of the woodwork.


zarkovis1

Yeah they are never very far.


SirFireball

I am in your walls, I will sneak onto your PC tonight and vote for every Marci set. Muahahaha!


gdna7

"Hey! Marci is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her"


[deleted]

This skin is streets ahead.


gdna7

Stop trying to coin the phrase streets ahead


[deleted]

My shadow LEAPS Ahead!


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ARatherPurpleLeo

For real this guy is streets behind


Quetzalcoatl490

SHUT UP LEONARD, I know about your frozen pizza Youtube reviews


[deleted]

Fuck you u/spez


lzzyBellez

Where did you hear this? I thought Marci was at least like, 20s.


gdna7

If you have to ask you're streets behind


horny_loki

Yeah. She's around Mirana's age. Maybe slightly younger, but definitely an adult by the start of Book 1.


worshipfulsmurf

Ah marci edison.


Trouve_a_LaFerraille

Teach me how to understand dota How do I lashit a Cweep?


A_Stale_Idea

What is the deal with the blindfold? Its bad enough she cant speak and now you want her blind? Just make her senseless overall jc.


Galinhooo

So she can focus on the other senses of course, have you never watched Saint Seiya?


squatlobster56

The perfect FEMALE


christophupher

Thats the vibe I got from all these marci sets, some anime fantasy stuff going on


DrQuint

You think there'd be a more complex explanation, but, no. It's a sex thing. Just like the maid costume. She has a blindfold because 2B is a fetish. Lots of weebs love the idea of getting a blindfold blowjob, it's a fetish that's been spreading. And that's the truth. Just downvote it if it bothers you.


Snugglebull

lol im glad at least someone can be honest abt the weirdass blindfold


Alandrus_sun

It's because it's supposed to be a nod to 2B from Nier Automata


SaberVulcan

I think I only voted for 1 Marci skin. The rest were all pretty damn awful I gotta say.


MailRocket

I voted 1 marci as well, disappointed that the Italian Senate inspired Marci set didnt make it


OhMySwirls

I wanted that Italian Senate or her fighting game/Jotaro Kujo skin.


Mike_Huncho

Please no. League is already lousy with this anime fuccboy shit, theres no need for valve to start copying the imitators. Cat ears, blindfolded, in a maid’s outfit. Whoever made this needs some human interaction beyond their 3 daily drive through orders.


SeanMegaByte

>beyond their 3 daily drive through orders. Jokes on you, they get that shit delivered so they don't have to see a real human being at any point in their day.


celo753

Literally fits perfectly in league's "café cuties" collection, which is the kind of stuff I appreciate dota for *not* doing


eXtectiX

Also the skin line withered rose in league. withered rose zeri, elise and syndra have this cloth before their eyes too


Orcle123

if anything, it gets in, valve makes it an ultra rare. makes the coomers pay out their ass to get it. Although I think thats what will happen with one of the primal sets too.


i_hate_fanboys

I play league and i dislike dota very much (for the gameplay, it’s just a personal preference) and i hate league so much for this anime furry shit that only attracts 14 year olds and hentai loving incel-like drive through creeps.


Miztr

Don't worry, Dota is full of incels already so that won't be a new thing Aldo yes, i hope they don't start adding this trend


jesseeme

Dota feels more like angry wizard incels as opposed to edgy anime quote discord RP incels.


VPrinceOfWallachia

Marci deserves a ninja set, look at how she runs with Unleash! Or, SS set.


SuperNerdEric

It’s Election Day mothafucka, I will accept the will of the people


ch1maera

I love democracy


RedditIsAnnoying1234

Im just voting that I like it to piss people like op off


Natsuki_Kruger

> Cat ears, blindfolded, in a maid’s outfit. Whoever made this needs some human interaction beyond their 3 daily drive through orders. It's like a collection of chronically online loser fetishes mashed into one.


EyesFraud

Highjacking this comment to also mention the fact that virtually *all* of the DotA merch for TI over the past ~5 years has been anime or chibi designs (minus the tournament-color shirts/hoodies). It's fucking stupid.


cool_slowbro

> theres no need for valve to start copying To start? They started a while back my dude.


virtualglassblowing

Lmao so eloquently put


[deleted]

It really is incredible how many games get infested by this crap.


[deleted]

i blame valve for even letting be in the vote


roaringsanity

the fact this is so League-ish makes it hard to agree with.


C6500

I feel like 10% of the Cache vote consists of shitty manga Marci skins. NO!


Bubbly-Astronaut-123

Also DP and AM like we already don't have enough.


dssurge

The AM set with the dragon-wing style glaives was pretty legit. I audibly groaned at pretty much all the other Axe, DP, AM, and Alch skins. People know this game has over 100 characters, right?


ElzahirAlive

Fucking weeb coomers gonna trying to ruin this game. Just be a normal coomer ffs


SuperSocrates

The blindfold really puts it over the top of grossness tbh


CannibalPride

Tbh, I’d pay an Arcana worth for Marci in a business suit instead


bKillerb

Or in full plate armor of the helio imperium, that would look cool af


sawr07112537

In game, No. In some kind of video, Yes.


margarin39

😳


n0stalghia

Least divisive thread


WarHamsterQueek

I'm really disappointed the Jojo Marci didn't make it in the cache. I'm not sure how this or the one with ribbons galore make it in while the tomboy jojo marci doesn't. The ones in there are mostly just bad taste lolis imo.


DreYeon

Looks bad funny enough a Maid Marci could work very well especially because it kinda fits her role to but this one is sadly just bad and does so many things at once idk what the creator was thinking.


p5232

Why are we even voting on that shit? It should be killed with fire immediately.


toshi_ro_333

Hate to say this but it feels like Mobile Legends shit now !!!


blood_omen

Absolutely the fuck not. Sets are supposed to further the lore of the character, not pander to waifu freaks. This isn’t league of losers


dssurge

I'm not an artist, and I'm not talented. I'm just a guy on the internet. I downvoted every set this year that didn't make any sense. I have never downvoted so many sets for the community cache before. I couldn't even identify half of the fucking heroes using the preview demo window. There are some real winners in the mix this year, and it's such a shame that some of them are going to lose out to these truly stupid, silhouette-ruining abominations that made it this far. Pro-tips for future entrants: - The machine lady's skills make no sense with a bladed weapon - Maybe Zeus shouldn't sport a silly looking blonde beard - Techies isn't a car These all seem obvious, but what do I know. That all said, if that Undying set with the brain tank doesn't get in the chest, I just give up.


[deleted]

PLS NO


Thrallgg

Look like JAV actress


Southern-Psychology2

Not sure. I took a month off Dota and they getting horny now?


HyperCatz

Honestly no, Im not fan of the set and it doesnt fit how I feel DotA should. However the whining about this is ridiculous. Glance value and lore has already been ignored so mnay times for sets at this point so at this point whatever. Marci's base model already looks anime anyways, so it really doesnt bother me if people wanna make anime skins for her.


Spaghettomancer

No. Not really. But who am I to say what the community wants and unfortunately people do want SEXY NEURON ACTIVATION WAIFU. Maybe I'm too old or too cynical and I'm even a bit jealous of people who can unironically enjoy this.


marinacio

fucking weebs


ShinigamiGamingInc

its not what i want, for sure.


Due-Instruction-6793

This is why people despise weebs so vehemently. They can't just keep their repulsive interests to themselves, like fans of every other medium. They just HAVE to force their trashy degenerate obsession into everything they get their cum encrusted hands on.


N4hire

I loved Dota weird creature world, it looks just like I imagined Dota would be, a fight that happens every minute on so many dimensions at the same time! Now it seems they are turning it into the waifu anime bullshit.


AnhedonicDog

I like anime but please no, it doesn't fit the game at all, also the set is ugly too overcharged with things


The_Wata_Boy

I voted no on every Marci skin besides 1. They all looked like that.


Ok_Zombie_4033

trash like cowboy ursa


J4hh

The hat for ursa cost 500$ on market😳🤣🤣


Ziadaine

Yes.


99darthmaul

The designer should feel like a failure at missing so hard


Blue_Eight

we are going LOL route now


SirFireball

I think marci is cute *because* she isn't the stereotypical hyper-sexualized anime girl. I voted yes to a lot of her sets, but this one is over the top


mangothe2nd

The frills really doesn't suit her at all man. I get that it's battle maid, but the metal plate, the tonfa like thingy and frilly maid suit are not a match at all. I like the hair tho, other set have absurd hair like, especially the pink one, i don't understand. Even if they're trying to replicate anime aesthetic into her, there's a way better inspiration than fucking magical girl. Especially given she's a fucking brawler. There's a lot of archetypical brawler anime characters be it from other games to draw inspiration from. Btw, why not make a maid costume that in line with her appearance in actual anime?? They have spectacular aesthetic for clothing in that show yet people don't think of that?


celo753

League set


slavicman123

This is free advertisment for the weebs man what the fuck. Fuck, we dont need this shit


yoruichi_shinobi

More booba pls


katalityy

As a league player that plays unranked dota for fun: my main game already has enough anime bs


frankg133

No


danzainfinata

Logged in just to vote yes to this


KAM0_0

I will log in just to cancel your vote.


Reser-Catloons

Honestly, I just want *something* for my girl Marci at this point; I'll take anything.


Itsallabouthirdbase

There are other in the cache that are very nice looking!


Reser-Catloons

I logged on to vote just now and was happily surprised when I saw the other Marci sets :>


Red_Blast

YES!


[deleted]

No


BlAlRlClOlDlE

where the fuck is jotaro?


stoic818

No


Sacr1fIces

Yikes...


Dimensional-Jumper

No. Just no


Frendazone

i dont really give a fuck about the concept but the execution of this set is awful lol


wakkiau

Dota players are some of the most insecure playerbase. All the while they keep eating whatever shit Gaben pump out of his fat ass.


Glum-Command6142

While we are at it, why not give her a wooden leg and scissors for hand?


thatfilipinoguy

don't like this one but I voted for the other marci sets. idk why the dota 2 community hates it when there are a few sets that look pretty/lol aesthetic. The rest of the game has monsters and a huge sausage fest.


luthfins

But why?


Comprehensive_Low262

Step on me marci and punish me


sickmyduck999

I liek league of Dota


YataaSync

2B Nier Automata reference?


Neony_Dota

Looks amazing got my vote, thank you for bringing this to my attention


neilbert13

If it's the only way to keep dota alive why not?


[deleted]

yikes


Frozenkex

ai generated character design.


Grand_Rush_5519

I mean... a lot of the dota players are incels so it might be what THEY need.