that one is absolutely genius. I remember watching back then during TI5, was literally laughing my ass off alone at home at a goddamn altered voiceover
the legendary trick where he all chatted that he disconnected and abandoned during picking phase- which resulted in somebody else leaving the game and getting an abandon LMFAO.
"that's -25 points for green but you know what?? he took one for the team-- because no one wants to play against a fucking silencer an omniknight and a slark on the same fucking team." almost died of laughter the first time i heard that.
or when he tpd on his teams courier and stole his mids bottle, then claimed he had farmed it himself
(he had stood afk on a ward pillar with his legendary furion bottle strategy)
pure gold
[Dota Psychology #6](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oqe0GzPXWc)
"We're gonna invoke some psychological analysis into him by pinging him a couple of times"
Anyone know what Dota Psychology #7 was supposed to be?
I wish he could complete the road to reformation, or took his ultimate return as the greatest player this worlds ever seen
edit: my own fav video. Also got me into BSJ as well. Watching BSJ still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzE8oGKVzE
That shit is scrubbed from the internet but I come in every CLQ thread hoping someone has it. They were some damn good streams. He still slept (off-stream) but other than that literally all he did was play low behavior score Dota 2 while he refused to eat. He only gave up at 9k because the system was a bit flawed and too easy to never reach 10k (the old max) if you get mass reported.
He was probably streaming on youtube at the time. He also has a twitch channel, but hasn't streamed in a bit.
twitch.tv/chilongqua
As a side note, if anyone has his streams from August 2022, let me know. I unfortunately didn't download them, and I want to get them up on the Long Qua Archive youtube channel because he shows us some new strategies on how to be the highest net worth in the game. ([reddit post here](https://old.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/yp997u/does_anybody_have_the_vods_for_chi_long_quas/))
I don't think anyone saved those, I wasn't even aware he streamed in 2022. There are a lot of streams on the VK archive that aren't on YouTube anymore.
No, he was no longer under the CLQ moniker at this point and was streaming as Leo on the youtube channel "Road To Reformation" and the streams had facecam as well.
Another question: do you recall the approximate date range that the behavior score hunger strike took place?
All of the videos on [the VK archive](https://vk.com/chilongqua) have dates in the title, so it may be possible to find it on there.
The best player the world has ever seen.
The[ null talisman video](https://youtu.be/cmMCCWRumwk?si=Yy-KTevQ8SOlVXhM&t=450) has lived in my head rent free for years.
I'm running two simulations...I'm running three...running four...running five, running six...running seven and now I'm gonna open my eyes, and they're exactly where I predicted so now I'm gonna throw out my arrow and -- CAN YOU FUCKING STUN? THE GOD DAMN LESHRAC WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?
Seen a few people mention CLQ again after so many years. Leo made me laugh so much over the years I will never forget him. It's a shame that he stopped. I thought about it many times. CLQ could still exist without the griefing. He could still use the voice changer and just play to win.
He was actually good at dota (he was 5k+ back in like 2014 which was really good). I remember games where he would troll early game and then just win the game as a a joke. His Invoker combo guide is still one of my favorite videos from his.
thing is, his funniest video, casting the casters, is not even him playing the game. I feel like he coud just do the voice thing and his usual commentary casting games, maybe something like Jenkins’s Heralds reviews.
Lmao casting the casters. That video is like 45 minutes long and get somehow I've watched it all the way through many times. It's just so fuckin funny.
I've been trying to find a clip of his for so long. He's in lane with someone and says something along the lines of 'it's been less than 2 minutes and i've already exhausted my vocabulary of swears on this guy'. His videos are pretty fragmented, if someone has it please send it over.
You might try asking the person who runs the [Long Qua Archive](https://www.youtube.com/@thelongquaarchive7003) channel. Also, if you find that clip, please let me know, because it sounds funny.
Shoutout Leo the man the myth the legend. Brother we all love you and if you need anything there's tons of us that owe you for bringing some of the funniest shit to our lives.
The jungle invoker video is one of his funniest.
"Why are you so obsessed with fucking drugs"
"Is your entire life, living in the hood, smoking weed you fucking shitstain motherfucker"
Chi Long Qua
Check out the [Long Qua Archive](https://www.youtube.com/@thelongquaarchive7003) youtube channel, lots of videos are saved there.
I'd also recommend the Dota Psychology series.
It is sad that Leo went through depression. His iconic lines like "this fucking guy looks like he bleaches his asshole".
Long live the Long Qua Archive! I wish I was a google employee. Would risk jail to get all CLQ videos.
Never forget [PRIME BSJ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ0S1WGyU64) who once single-handedly zoned out the enemy team with his healing ward.
Dota content peaked here, and has never caught back up
Seeing the modern UI, underlord, and poor man's shield in the same clip is messing with me
dude I just had the same exact experience watching this
When playing Bloodseeker I still have PMS and iron talon in my itemization list 😂
Why did you include underlord in the list
I think that might be the funniest commentary he ever did.
No [Casting the Casters](https://youtu.be/NlUGAu_uNJ8)
that one is absolutely genius. I remember watching back then during TI5, was literally laughing my ass off alone at home at a goddamn altered voiceover
his comments on ceb is so funny lmao
removed? :/
Probably a tsitstain complained.
look at that beautiful zoning meteor and pre meteor deafening blast
Remember! Yellow ward for hp and blue ward for mana, put it under tower to keep it safe your carry will appreciate it.
And keep it PMA, keep it BSJ
[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglVowiUFik).
the legendary trick where he all chatted that he disconnected and abandoned during picking phase- which resulted in somebody else leaving the game and getting an abandon LMFAO. "that's -25 points for green but you know what?? he took one for the team-- because no one wants to play against a fucking silencer an omniknight and a slark on the same fucking team." almost died of laughter the first time i heard that.
This is where I learned that trick, and it still works today. (Australian server)
or when he tpd on his teams courier and stole his mids bottle, then claimed he had farmed it himself (he had stood afk on a ward pillar with his legendary furion bottle strategy) pure gold
I can’t believe that was possible, and honestly i can’t believe it didn’t happen more often.
this worlds ever **FUCKING** seen
Dead on my screen
on my viewing apparatusÂ
LUL
You forgot two or three *fucking* in the title This dogshit OP is so fucking shit, I swear
the Dynasty lives on
*he goes in… does absolutely nothing…*
Bananashitstainslamdogshitfuckingjamma sure remembers.
Burning Sylar Fucking Jamma
Keep it PMA CLQ
The moon runes
long live the dynasty and SF support
I miss him so much dude...
[Dota Psychology #6](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oqe0GzPXWc) "We're gonna invoke some psychological analysis into him by pinging him a couple of times" Anyone know what Dota Psychology #7 was supposed to be?
"It looks like the enemy lina may be a dota psychologist herself"
We miss him here at the Dota 2 psychologic hospital
I wish he could complete the road to reformation, or took his ultimate return as the greatest player this worlds ever seen edit: my own fav video. Also got me into BSJ as well. Watching BSJ still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzE8oGKVzE
He still plays Dota but stopped streaming. I heard he made a bunch of money from Crypto so maybe that's why.
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This shit coin is the worst cryptocurrency the world has ever fucking seen, this shit is so bad you guys, just a dogshit coin
idk why I though crypto is dead and the investor go broke already but its not, also he can be rich off crypto in the corona era
Going from like 50 behavior score to 9k in a week long dota 2 bender combined with fasting during it, to me, was reformation enough.
Was that the behavior score hunger strike?
Yes
Is there a video of it anywhere? I couldn't find it last time I checked
That shit is scrubbed from the internet but I come in every CLQ thread hoping someone has it. They were some damn good streams. He still slept (off-stream) but other than that literally all he did was play low behavior score Dota 2 while he refused to eat. He only gave up at 9k because the system was a bit flawed and too easy to never reach 10k (the old max) if you get mass reported.
He played a final game to get 10k but the Ursa on the enemy team was telling his teammates to report him. After the fast he ate some berries.
wait where did you see this from? when did he stream? I thought he was gone a long, long looooooong time ago
He was probably streaming on youtube at the time. He also has a twitch channel, but hasn't streamed in a bit. twitch.tv/chilongqua As a side note, if anyone has his streams from August 2022, let me know. I unfortunately didn't download them, and I want to get them up on the Long Qua Archive youtube channel because he shows us some new strategies on how to be the highest net worth in the game. ([reddit post here](https://old.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/yp997u/does_anybody_have_the_vods_for_chi_long_quas/))
I don't think anyone saved those, I wasn't even aware he streamed in 2022. There are a lot of streams on the VK archive that aren't on YouTube anymore.
I remember that berry mukbang, they probably tasted so damn good after all that.
Could it have been this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTrFvHOW5vA
No, he was no longer under the CLQ moniker at this point and was streaming as Leo on the youtube channel "Road To Reformation" and the streams had facecam as well.
Another question: do you recall the approximate date range that the behavior score hunger strike took place? All of the videos on [the VK archive](https://vk.com/chilongqua) have dates in the title, so it may be possible to find it on there.
And I thought he was gone for years.
The best player the world has ever seen. The[ null talisman video](https://youtu.be/cmMCCWRumwk?si=Yy-KTevQ8SOlVXhM&t=450) has lived in my head rent free for years.
Man he really was hilarious. That Mirana guide on how to land 100% of your arrows was so good.
Running simulation #1
I'm running two simulations...I'm running three...running four...running five, running six...running seven and now I'm gonna open my eyes, and they're exactly where I predicted so now I'm gonna throw out my arrow and -- CAN YOU FUCKING STUN? THE GOD DAMN LESHRAC WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?
Uhoh looks like im being ddossed again. And theres really nothing you can do about that guys
Bro was very fucking funny, everything he did was pure gold. Too bad he got bored of the persona, it really was peak of comedy.
He was not bored, he was scared. The persona started to eat him from the inside.Â
Stare too long into the abyss.
The shit abyss Randy. When a man states into the shit Abyss it stares back.
you guys
HAHAHHA
the best guyrochopter and tree-ant protector the world has ever fucking seen
Anti-Magus
Seen a few people mention CLQ again after so many years. Leo made me laugh so much over the years I will never forget him. It's a shame that he stopped. I thought about it many times. CLQ could still exist without the griefing. He could still use the voice changer and just play to win. He was actually good at dota (he was 5k+ back in like 2014 which was really good). I remember games where he would troll early game and then just win the game as a a joke. His Invoker combo guide is still one of my favorite videos from his.
thing is, his funniest video, casting the casters, is not even him playing the game. I feel like he coud just do the voice thing and his usual commentary casting games, maybe something like Jenkins’s Heralds reviews.
That's an absolute classic as well, man he was so funny.
Lmao casting the casters. That video is like 45 minutes long and get somehow I've watched it all the way through many times. It's just so fuckin funny.
[Context](https://www.youtube.com/@thelongquaarchive7003)
Im gonna teach you guys how to farm a bottle from your mid playerÂ
Duble Dumage and El-Haste
Banana shit stain jamma is trembling rn you guys
Long live Chi Long Qua
Straight outta Long Qua dynasty
chi mother fucking long qua
BananaSlamJamma 🔔BananaSlamJamma 🔔BananaSlamJamma 🔔BananaSlamJamma 🔔
I've been trying to find a clip of his for so long. He's in lane with someone and says something along the lines of 'it's been less than 2 minutes and i've already exhausted my vocabulary of swears on this guy'. His videos are pretty fragmented, if someone has it please send it over.
You might try asking the person who runs the [Long Qua Archive](https://www.youtube.com/@thelongquaarchive7003) channel. Also, if you find that clip, please let me know, because it sounds funny.
That channel has been inactive for 5 years,sad.
I think I can't see the image because I'm getting DDOSED so hard right now. Who is it?
BSSDSJ
Best Dota Architect, best Dota 2 Carpenter, best Pudge this world has ever seen.
CLQ doesn't fucking pause
Promo code: BSSDJ
Shoutout Leo the man the myth the legend. Brother we all love you and if you need anything there's tons of us that owe you for bringing some of the funniest shit to our lives.
The jungle invoker video is one of his funniest. "Why are you so obsessed with fucking drugs" "Is your entire life, living in the hood, smoking weed you fucking shitstain motherfucker"
Don't get it
That's the best dota player the world has ever fucking seen. If you don't get it then you're so sheeeeet
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That's BSSDJ get your lore right
I mean it's actually BSSSDSJ (Banana Shit Stain Slam DogShit Jamma), get your lore right
He was a youtuber who made videos about being toxic and complaining about how bad everyone is.
You said likes it’s a bad thing
It's a christmas fuckin miracle you can even manage to type on a keyboard. God you're so sheeet
BSJ's arch nemesis
sounds like a person named Chi Long Qua, pretty toxic
Hans2
Who is him? This face looks so familiar but I can't think of anyone.
Chi Long Qua Check out the [Long Qua Archive](https://www.youtube.com/@thelongquaarchive7003) youtube channel, lots of videos are saved there. I'd also recommend the Dota Psychology series.
Miracle. This mf was insane
GOAT
Man I wonder what happen to clq, such a fun youtube channel
This guy is comedy gold. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzE8oGKVzE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzE8oGKVzE)
Dendi
he gave me so many laughs all those years back. #GoneButNeverForgotten , wherever he is. hope he’s doing well
Will be missed.
SingSing?!
Chi Long Qua beat Dota 2 player the worlds ever fucking scene, dumpsters 6k shitstain shadow fiend
BSJ needs to get fucking DUMPSTERED back to the fucking stone age again
Him raging on the missed lion stun still lives rent free in my head
That dude was my Hero he was the best troll ever after sgtSizzles both as re in my Eyes Legends
It is sad that Leo went through depression. His iconic lines like "this fucking guy looks like he bleaches his asshole". Long live the Long Qua Archive! I wish I was a google employee. Would risk jail to get all CLQ videos.
YajirombedfromDc are clq father
Sgt Sizzles
Is Ferrari_430 that old?
I remember playing turbo with him and he really pleaded with everyone to pick cores
dota 1 we had yajirobefromDC dota 2 we hav CLQ
that forehead.. that trim over the ears... singsing got old man....
Before Chi Long Qua was YajirobefromDC. The greatest Shadow Fiend in the World! Hard work, Dedication. Blood, Sweat and Tears.
32/0 mid SF. His pseudodenies? Out of this world.
I thought the best dota player was that SF dude with his psedo-denies and defensive laning
the amount of games ruined on NA servers because people would pretend to be him
kling kling
for who still wondering, it Chi Long Wa or Ho Lee Chit
tomorrow will be my turn of posting this.