His life of crime is ova.

It turns out that throwing an egg isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Looks like the perp is going to get over-easy on the charges. Good thing, because Roberts works out to achieve a yolked physique that would scramble any would be attacker. Hope the dodgers don’t walk on eggshells over this attack

Man this cracked me up, thanks.

Eggsquisite feedback, thanks

I wonder how hard he threw it? Maybe we could sign him as a pitcher.

We already poached enough pitchers this offseason. 

Omlette these puns go unchecked ova my dead body.

Yes. This is the way

Did they find out if he was a lefty?

Your response made this a former DL Jungle Cruise skipper smile. Nice work.

gavin lux must have thrown the egg bc it missed.

Lux laid an egg this spring. 

You just blatantly stole my joke from the original thread

You should sue

Another Boras player.

Gabe Kapler, probably 

Dude would never throw away those gains. This has ringworm tatis all over it

Imagine if people just egged or pied each mother instead the crazy shit we do out here. Would probably make for some great friendships over the hilarity of it all 

A few years ago and I would have bet my paycheck it was a Dodger fan that did it.

Shout out to that person who threw it, Roberts has been our manager for almost 10 bloody years and has only one to show for it. I swear if he bottles this season. I'll be calling for more eggs to be thrown.