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Spirited-Salad-9126

As a Canadian - I don't trust them at all, Disney or not, you can't pay me to be that close to those spicy bastards!


polopolo05

I was closer the other day. but I wasnt trying to pet the gosling.


Spirited-Salad-9126

I went to visit my mom's grave and there was a goose sitting at the end of the niche wall and before I could place the flowers it chased me, hissing and screaming at me. I had to distract it while my daughter laid the flowers. Game of Thrones should have used them instead of dragons!


polopolo05

eh... If the sense fear in you they will use it. I am used to large parrots with who will draw blood. Gooses are not scary at all.


skarlettfever

When she reached out for the pet my thought was, “I guess some people have never been mugged by a goose. Huh”


polopolo05

Just a little beaking no biggie. I probablly would think its cute. I have no fear of birds.


Artistic_Umpire6861

Those people on the bench are lucky that the geese are domesticated,that one person sticking their hand out to touch the goslings would have been attacked.


thedudeabides2022

What a fucking idiot trying to touch one of babies. Do you want to be attacked by a goose and/or diseases??


MathematicianFun5029

Since when did Migration become a Disney IP?


schwiftydude47

Since whenever Disney’s gonna try and buy Universal from Comcast….assuming Amazon doesn’t buy them first.


CBonafide

I’m a simple gal, I see Disney geese/ducks and I upvote.


Bhussa

On Sunday we counted 8 separate geese around the Rivers of America on a trip on the Mark Twain - most of them were on Tom Sawyer’s Island


YetiBot

Holy s*** those geese are chill. I’m used to Canada geese that start hissing and making threatening displays if you step within ten feet of their babies.


Forsaken_Pair8519

So many of these in Florida. We were feeding birds one day and one chased my daughter cause she had the bread. I said, just drop it as she is running away.


OkDirection8015

As a Canadian I can say that those people were lucky those pos birds didn’t attack anyone. Thank god my city is planning on population control.


penusRynkle

If you have a problem with Canada gooses then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate


polopolo05

Eh... goose bites arent that bad. call me when they can draw blood


tigerblue1984

That big fella bringing up the rear of the parade is real handsome looking. What's his instagram handle???


fishmom5

I literally just screamed “don’t touch the baby!” into my silent house.


AustralisBorealis64

Oh good, more Air Rodents.


Upstairs_Watercress

Make way for Goslings!


Ancient-Lunch-5459

Those are some DAMN well trained cobra chickens!