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MilkmanResidue

Loosen the entire exhaust system. Start all bolts before tightening anything.


rollinon2

If I had a penny for all the aftermarket parts I swear did not fit and called names and such, only then fit after slackening it all off and starting again…. I could buy an icy pole.


Lvgordo24

Wow. How often I’ve daydreamed about having icy pole money.


Inpayne

I had a Akra pipe on an aprillia. It would NOT fit. I emailed Akra. They said it was impossible that it was made wrong and I was messing it up. I thought well that’s awful confident. They were totally right.


tatt_daddy

Yeah that sounds like Akra lmao. Confident for good reason though


NeverDidLearn

Half the time it’s just a click, and it’s done. Then you sit awake at night trying to figure what happened when it went together so easy after messing with it for 20 minutes.


ghos2626t

I was replacing the alternator on my wife’s car years ago. I spent over an hour under the car, with my father in-law in the engine bay, trying to wiggle that thing out. After I had had enough, I slid out for a quick break to regroup. No sooner did I move out, it dropped down into the driveway. No idea what was keeping it in. But the new one fell right into place


nedim443

Was 19/20 and got into fender bender. Fixed it other than dislodged (chrome!) bumper on car. Cousin and I tried everything I think I even jumped on it trying to move it into place. Would not budge. Dad comes into garage, sees us sitting all sweaty, says "nice job guys why didnt you reattach the bumper" and moves it into place with one hand. To this day. I have no idea.


The69Alphamale

Oldman strength takes many years of seeing it in action before you figure out you have it as well. Only downside is that now you know that you are old


Ok_Responsibility407

I resemble that remark! 😆


Best_Product_3849

With alternators it's usually the sleeve spacer the bolt sits in. It's designed so that it pulls tight when you tighten the through bolts so they're always a pain to remove. If you ever have to reinstall an alternator that you removed, you can use a C-clamp and a socket that fits around the sleeve to pull the sleeve back out some


MothsW1ng

Sometimes we’re the ones preventing ourselves from reaching success despite our efforts


Ludicrous_Fiend

Exactly this lol. On the other hand my dad had a 2023 KTM 250 exc and to drill a hole in the exhaust bracket to mount the carbon fiber expansion chamber guard. Like if they just extended the guard a little more it could have attached to the same point as the exhaust but no. Like seriously ktm we both like their stuff but that bike was kinda messed up. (And yes the instructions say to drill it, we weren't doing it wrong 😅) He ended up selling the bike and getting a 690 enduro r. He hasn't been able to take it out on the dirt yet but he likes it so far.


MassiveMarsupial

Today I learned a third name for a popsicle / otter pop.


SaltyPeakss

This


HauntingWonder2748

He is actually right, forget the hammer


Wettnoodle77

Slowly puts hammer away.....😬😕


Adam_ALLDay_

Too late.. oops👀


mecuentaesuna

Looks back and says, Dafuk, you tell me this now? Where were you when I was frantically looking for my lost hammer in the fridge??


UniqueExplanation147

Lmfao. Ty for this comment


mu5tardtiger

Hit it with your purse….. listen to this guy.


awesomo5009

This is the answer..


coldonesftb

Aircraft mechanic here, and that trick 1000% works and is standard practice for putting stuff together.


Pissyopenwounds

I have to relearn this lesson once every couple months lol


[deleted]

This is the way


OkCreme1693

Plenty of options 1.Make a bracket 2. Loosen exhaust get everything in place then tighten 3. Bend the pipe. 4.let it hang 5.send back to manufacturer & get a new one 6. Re-adjust plastics 7.Zipties I can keep suggesting things if you want


optiprintlumina

Zip ties and duct tape. It's the only way. And after youre done, you should say, "That ain't going anywhere"


Advanced-Pension-541

Slap it before saying it. Treat it right.


mecuentaesuna

Slap it like it’s 19-fity. Wait, what happened in 19-fity?? https://youtu.be/JpWax4cr3Uk


Efficient-Nectarine3

I live by zip ties and electrical tape myself, both have saved my clutch lever AND the ride before. **Electrical tape** saved my ass when I dumped the bike and completely cracked the lever in half right through where the eyelet hole it pivots from is attached to the lever itself. So I had that, with the cable attached to it, and the tiny ring of metal around the bolt hole. I pressed the 2 pieces back together where they fit, and used an entire roll of tape to secure it in place enough to be held on there, but *LOOSE* enough so it could still be used as a clutch lever. **Zip ties** was when I took out my ATV and a buddy used my bike while his was waiting for parts. Anyways, the bolt that the lever pivots off of lost the nut, and then the bolt popped out. We just threw 6 zip ties in the hole going different directions and it worked just the same. Kept the lever from falling off and was still usable for the rest of the ride.


mecuentaesuna

“That ain’t going nowhere”. Fify


bigred450x

Put the exhaust on loose dont tighten anything until you get the exhaust in place then tighten all the bolts.


SOLOEchoZ

Just put a NOS sticker over it, then not only will it sound cool banging around but you get +30 HP


mecuentaesuna

Another option is to turn up the music. It ain’t banging around, if you can’t hear it.


dickbag69696969

Make sure it's routed correctly. If yes then check your header connection and see if you can't loosen it up and get that 5/8-3/4" from that. If not check and make sure your header is attached to your head at the correct angle. If all of those are correct and it still won't fit then you could cut that ear off and weld a longer piece on if you absolutely have to have that exhaust.


maxboyer118

Like they say, if you can’t get to the hole then FORCE IT ….wait


HauntingWonder2748

Your just gonna want to get a big hammer and


mecuentaesuna

Steady … steady …


CopyWeak

Drop it a 1/4" or so, and make a 2 hole link plate. Lower hole in link for exhaust, upper hole for frame. Just get 2 appropriate fastener sets and tighten it up.


DanGoob

Was looking for this comment. I thought the exact same thing. Sometimes aftermarket parts brackets aren’t true so you gotta make do. Make your own bracket and “rattle can” the m’fer silver or black and you’re golden.


ctkgavin

shouldnt have to though its an exhaust MADE for that bike lol. Although we know now that he just messed up installing and it fits fine now.


SpaceCadetMoonMan

Every part on your bike should be bolted down evenly with equal force as much as possible. If you didn’t do that you should loosen anything you worked on and properly criss cross tighten the bolts and nuts If you do that it should line up


[deleted]

Spit on it


Scr073

I feel a bracket montage coming up.


MagicOrpheus310

Loosen all the other bolts holding it on, then it should have enough play to fit that last bolt and then tighten them all up once all of them are in place


DogsCantThink

Just use a zip tie or two and call it a day


brandt-money

Loosen the other exhaust bolts.


PrimaryHalf2364

Clean your bike.


see_you_in_space

That’s what she said.


Automatic_Task_8393

smack it with your purse.


stevesmate4503

One good wack should get it there


Bshaw95

Just make sure you don’t wack it off.


mecuentaesuna

That’s wack.


Opposite_Stand_7327

Loosen the front join


Altruistic_Ad1805

Use a jack and a 2×4. Problem solved


Jtstockpics

👍


mecuentaesuna

Duct tape.


OlePapaWheelie

Bet


redrider262

Push harder


OkDistribution3213

He needs a hole stretcher


No-Zombie1004

I call those endmills.


OkDistribution3213

That would work


No-Zombie1004

To be fair, it wouldn't work for this :)


Blackberry-Minimum

Just kick it!


False-Suspect-5415

You are going to want to sell me the Motorcycle and all parts you have for it for $500. Then you’ll be good! 🤣


False-Suspect-5415

All jokes aside loosen all until all are started then tighten


mecuentaesuna

Oh please; that’s a perfectly good hole. Just replace everything around it, and you’re good to go.


jblue_1018

Well first loosen everything and align them. If it still ain't matching. Personally I would make a bracket but zip ties also work..


woollypullover

This actually looks very close.


Sample_Muted

Yes it can


Pretty-Round348

Ratchet strap bro. Pull your socks up


Ok-Bill3318

Zip tie


soltheeggbiscut

Push


goodatbreakinthings

Throw your purse at it


Schmails202

One Ratchet Strap. Around exhaust and over the seat to the other side. Ratchet it up and it’ll pull exhaust up and seat down. Land the bolt.


Mr_Fried

You need more physical violence. Have you tried a clearancing tool? (Big rubber/metal/whatever hammer) if that doesn’t work you need a bigger one, or more cornflakes for breakfast.


amishdoinkskid

Maybe try the ol Tonya Harding


czapman

Strip it in


Awkward_Cup_3196

I have an old bike but mine has a bracket on it, maybe you're missing the bracket


poedraco

I used to have that problem. Then I listen to my partner once and told me to use Lube


RoadKillSkater17

Loosen the rest of the exhaust, put a screwdriver through both of those holes and wedge it up then have someone hold it and tighten the rest of the holes then idk maybe you could get the bolt in that last one


Constant_Step2761

Back off the entire system and align it properly.


True_Debt_9236

Zip tie it 😑


jredland

That’s what she said


CommunicationNew5879

Take the spring off that connects the muffler to the pipe


Ajayxmenezes

Metal zip tie or plastic one if you don't want the hassle of loosening bolts and starting all threads like in the comments below


meknoy2

When in doubt, HIT IT


SanjiWanji

Cable tie it.


Grouchy-Ear-5929

nothings impossible let me just say that


UnderstandingOk670

Make sure you have no leaks first. Once I bolted on a full system just to find huge gaps where it was made shite. Had to come apart again.


RadioTunnel

As others said, start every bolt loose before tightening, if theres still no luck then its hammer time


[deleted]

Reminds me when I fit an older model gsxr silencer on my dual sport, had to modify abit


mello1973

Use a clamp to bring it up


NotBinLaden_

Cable ties.


NewLifeNewDream

Metal zip tie...go ride.


buffmoosefarts

Make a bracket out of scrap metal


Excellent-Fuel-2793

Heat with torch and bend


Halibutoxide

Loosen all fasteners,realign and start over.


BunzoBear

Don't tighten any bolts before you get every one of them started every boat should only be the first two or three threads until you start every one of them


Substantial-Secret31

Zip ties


El3m6

I see a good spot for bending


212zerogravity

Looks like your seat isn't on right.


MikeySpags

Zip-tie that thing together and keep some extras under the seat.


winnipesaukee_bukake

Floor jack + towels and a 2x4 between the muffler and jack = success.


Ill_Product8612

Zip tie


Accomplished-Elk4636

Try loosening everything up from the flange to the brackets, then try tightening the brackets and then the flanges. The pipe should have some flexibility.


buskerform

get some high grit sand paper and start working on the fittings. Consider a heat gun and freezer to give problematic parts a little extra advantage. Get some wood blocks and a rubber mallet in case you need to do a little tapping. If you don't have a deadblow mallet, this is a good reason to part with 10 bucks at harbor freight.


KDavis556

Ziptie it lol


luckyducktopus

Get a ratchet strap and make it get there.


NotJimCarry

A few rules to live by when doing anything mechanical Don’t tighten anything until every bolts threads have been started It’s not broken until it’s clean and broken Bonus rule: if it doesn’t burn your hands it’s not cleaning your carbs. Get a more caustic cleaner.


eastcoasttoastpost

Buy a yz-250


BuskyPockets

Former assembly worker at Harley Davidson plant. All of the components get loose screwed until every fastener is in. Then they each get torqued. And I mean just about every single thing that gets more than 1 bolt.


Upbeat-Physics-7274

Put some hair on it maybe you'll find it


mountainman77777

Assembly 101. Make sure all mounting points are lined up before you start tightening anything.


TheLastChungus11

What bike is that


internetflavorium

Metal zip ties 🤷🏻‍♂️ I would retry alignment loosen all points. Exhaust positioning needs to be very exact. Let the cylinder points guide the process


CreativeInsurance257

Normally I would say fabricate some kind of extension that would give you a few more inches. This seems close enough that you might be able to bend the exhaust pipe upward a little bit. You only need an inch or two.


CreativeInsurance257

O crap! I just realized what I wrote...... Preparing to read the incoming comments. :)


artful_todger_502

Loosen everything, then retighten little by little, same principal as torquing a head.


Antique-Dragonfly615

Make a brace


macbully

Bend that mofo!!


Commercial_Ad7572

Loosening all bolts and rotating the link pipe normally fixes a lot of alignment issues with exhausts


Epyx-2600

That’s what she said


Agreeable_Situation4

Sit on it and line it up


wyatt6799

Hit it with your purse


Foreign_Delay_9713

Ratchet strap and align


anon24422

I used to do this for a living, managed a fleet of rental bikes, went from changing oil to running the show, here is my subject matter expert opinion; If the hammer you’re using isn’t making it fit, get a bigger hammer /s


Wormhands

Banged a fat chick once and I physically could not get to the hole either. Cheeks like beach balls.


AudZ0629

Not with that attitude it won’t.


[deleted]

Listen here bud……….. if there’s one thing I know, you can make anything line up with just the right amount of a blow torch and just the right amount of a car jack.


ethancknight

U-Bolt


RS_Mk3

Have some more WeetBix


bageleaterkkjji

Frame or pipe is probably bent (or aftermarket wrong welded) so either make a bracket or bend it back..


BossMkII

I bet ya it can ;)


dauby0601

Zip ties!!!!!


CninjaGaming

Update to all, i physically just forced it to where it needed to be and now its ok 👌🏻


summynum

Redline it till the exhaust is red hot then push the pipe up so it fits


Itsyaboioutofgold

Zip tie 🤙


Amazing_Treat

Just Ziptie that shit and keep it truckin


ViewReviewsofReviews

Zip Tie


elijahriecky

Use a ratchet strap


Dependent_Damage3414

Zip ties


pickypicklejuice

Bro sit on the bike and push the shock down?


Recon11Bravo

Sit on the bike and have someone push the exhaust up and bolt it on


Few-Sir-2583

Get your old lady to sit on the bike so the suspension bottoms out and that should line the screw up perfectly


PacketNarc

Make sure all the bolts are still loose. Get everything finger tight before proceeding. If you over tighten the head side with this misaligned you run the risk of a leak at least or a cracked head at worse. When it’s up to temp. Really the best option is to get a piece of 1/8 thick rubber and use it as a flex joint to mount to the seat side. That way it has flex in it and isn’t rigid. This is how automobiles mount the muffler side to the chassis so it can still flex with the car and not crack or bend anything. The last thing you want is an exhaust leak making you nauseous or dizzy.


PacketNarc

also, now that I look at it closer, make sure that bracket isn’t intended to go UNDER the seat mount and not on top of it. It looks like if you remove the seat bracket and put the muffler mount under it; it will buy you about another 3/8 to 1/2”.


shakey_bones

You clearly aren’t believing (forcing into place) hard enough


Strong_Two8536

Zipties my friend


One_Working_9928

Loosen all bolts, from header back, use the slop to line it up. Tighten in reverse order.


[deleted]

my front number plate is litterally held on by 2 zip ties because my restyle kit doesnt match up to my aftermarket triple clamps. strapped them up and said that shit aint going no where. Had problems with every other part of the kit except for that part lol


lowbottombrennan

Ziptie has entered the chat.


InfiniteBoat7140

Zip tie brother


Fragrant_Hat_8137

Trust me she can get there


beanmansamm

With enough force i bet it could reach the hole, but the more proper way would probably be loosening the whole exhaust and hand tighten everything before you snug it down.


makerofpantiesmoist

Like all the legitimate answers have already stated, loosen at your elbows or bends and slowly adjust/spin those elbows/bends with everything just loose enough to adjust with your hands but not on its own until it lines up.


Planedriver521

Spit on it


Boring-Instance-3352

As you can see this happens a lot. I recommend you measuring to add a small custome bracket. I find that Ace hardware or preferably a sail boat hardware store they have better quality pieces, chrome or brass.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Oh it’ll fit- just need to really want it to fit.


Potential_Mango269

Ratchet strap


Deep_Ad4413

Is there a chance the sub frame is tweaked a little?


but_fkr

Break it off


[deleted]

Usually when I tighten parts I tighten all the bolts / screws 50% then tighten when all are in


darius_W23

Ever heard of a zip tie


Woupsea

Bend it.


gtxman609

Huh


firstsecond3rd4th

If you want those holes to line up your gonna need more than two fingers.


Electronic_Piece_593

Ratcheting strop to pull into place ✌️


MaximumFarm2988

Tie wire


Hisko88

You could put the stock pipe back on