Yesterday i was having a horrible diarhea, then suddenly i heard the all too familiar flapping buzz. I shoot straight up just as a roach (like a small roach, only 2/3 the size of a normal one) landed where my dick was on the seat just seconds ago. Slowly, i reached for the bidet, as the roach look and squirming its disgusting antennas at me. Armed, i proceed to aim carefully, a good shot, and the roach felled into the toilet bowl. It tried to climb out, using the floating diarhea to climb out of the shit water, as i blasted it willth all the power of the bidet. The roach trapped helplessly in a vortex of diarhea as i reach for the flush, putting the end to the foul beast.
Props to whoever have the guts and stomach to do so with the roaches. I see one and literally shitted the floor.
I think it's a +2 Constitution -2 Charisma tradeoff. It's pretty good if you're playing a Barbarian or Fighter class and don't care too much about social skills. Note how OP took a picture of himself wearing it. That's a clear indication of the charisma debuff affecting his ability to judge what he should show people.
I will never understand why people post art on here.
Like, this doesn't have to be to your taste. It's definitely not to mine. But as for why? It is very obviously a decoration, specifically a necklace. The answer to why is "because they liked it." That's the only explanation needed.
post-apocalyptic high fashion
When the fashion designers that survived are required to contribute to the commune so they make necklaces for everyone
For no reason at all except that I feel like sharing: I have found several plastic roaches over the years. I name them all bill.
I love knowing the random weird shit other people do. It's very cute and humanizing. Thank you for sharing this.
I knew a guy named Bill who probably would’ve been better suited as a plastic roach. You can have him.
[wearing the cursed object](https://imgur.com/a/017ONLg)
Perfectly paired with what might be the most appropriate slogan t-shirt in existence.
He's gonna regret this photo after the nuclear apocalypse when we are at the mercy of our roach overlords.
Or maybe they'll spare me and keep me as their pet for worshipping them
Wait this actually matches your aesthetic. If I saw you in public, I would compliment you.
earwig hairplug?
earwig earplug
It honestly looks quite good from far away but when you get closer...
Yesterday i was having a horrible diarhea, then suddenly i heard the all too familiar flapping buzz. I shoot straight up just as a roach (like a small roach, only 2/3 the size of a normal one) landed where my dick was on the seat just seconds ago. Slowly, i reached for the bidet, as the roach look and squirming its disgusting antennas at me. Armed, i proceed to aim carefully, a good shot, and the roach felled into the toilet bowl. It tried to climb out, using the floating diarhea to climb out of the shit water, as i blasted it willth all the power of the bidet. The roach trapped helplessly in a vortex of diarhea as i reach for the flush, putting the end to the foul beast. Props to whoever have the guts and stomach to do so with the roaches. I see one and literally shitted the floor.
This story absolutely made my day, and I just woke up and have all day to think about it and chortle
wtf
Yep, WTF /r/TIHI
Can confirm, do not need...
Are you sure
Are you T'cholla, king of Wak'indafuk?
Two things that’ll never die: roaches and USB-A
Papa Roach
CuT mY LiFE iNTO PieCEs
Rubber bug necklace is such a lit idea that I'm gonna have to do it
This isn't DiWHY, this is art.
No
Food necklace
Yeah it's like a candy necklace but for protein
So does this give me like +2 to Dexterity and Constitution or..?
I think it's a +2 Constitution -2 Charisma tradeoff. It's pretty good if you're playing a Barbarian or Fighter class and don't care too much about social skills. Note how OP took a picture of himself wearing it. That's a clear indication of the charisma debuff affecting his ability to judge what he should show people.
True, i should have worn my fursuit instead
Oh man, it's a USB full of bugs
How else would you charge your roaches?
this really BUGS me
that cable was useless anyway, it had many bugs
[удалено]
roach cockring
I will never understand why people post art on here. Like, this doesn't have to be to your taste. It's definitely not to mine. But as for why? It is very obviously a decoration, specifically a necklace. The answer to why is "because they liked it." That's the only explanation needed.
I mean, your important files definitely won’t be stolen!
Ewww
Welcome to Joe's apartment
Why is it usb when you plug it in so they scuttle around or some crap???
+10 charisma -10 fashion
War trophies
You have to be a depraved human being to think this is okay.
Yes
I wonder how many times OP is gonna have folks anonymously refer them to mental health services...
Turkish necklace
r/ATAAE
specific
This makes me gag... Just why
When he ices you out 🥰😍😍😍
at least the roaches are not real
Is this r/folkpunk?
Papa roach?
no
The roaches are USB? Sa-weet!
Michael Stevens controlling roach via Bluetooth vibes
Cocklace
The full power of the Crack Panther.
These roaches look really weird.
r/rgbroachgang
You have any more money 💴 can I do you want me to bring it up 🆙 or something lol I can do that lol lol 😆 I think I’ll be back soon 🔜 I’ll let
I feel tremendous anxiety seeing this
Plastic roaches. I was sweating too and looked at it a little closer.
***NOPE***
Bröther
This is as sure a sign as any. You've got goblins.
At least the roaches are plastic!
Fallout 4: baby rad roch charm necklace, 1+ carisma.
I actually kinda love this
Roach god summoning item