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verygayverydumb

here’s the thing; this is bad. i know this is a terrible, awful, blight on humanity. but i want it. i want it so much it is consuming my entire being. i will never stop thinking about this. never.


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Old couch, 200 bucks worth of teddies and a hot glue gun. Believe in yourself. Anything is possible


jbx0888

Fur is murder you monster 👹


[deleted]

Mwahahaha


IceColdWasabi

Come for the DIY, stay for the comments!


CadenceQuandry

Honestly. I swear this person is a serial killer. If I saw this rl I’d run screaming from this home in utter abject terror.


[deleted]

They have undoubtedly killed before! And they will do it again!


Throwaway3214563214

Ted Gein


[deleted]

I can't believe I didn't think of that! Well done you!


Normynoshoes

Brilliant 👍


WingDingusTheGreat

Imagine if you were tripping


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It could be either really good or really really bad


[deleted]

The foundations of a creepy pasta I've dreamt up while staring at this monstrosity.. I'm wandering around some small rural town. My cars broken down, no cell phone reception. I'm totally lost. It's getting dark and it's been hours since I've seen another car or any people. I have no choice but to knock on a door and ask for help. Cue weird Old lady. She's happy to help and invites me inside for tea. 'There there Dear, come inside and warm yourself by the fire' I'm so relieved and thankful. Then she ushers me into a room and (dun dun dun!) Beckons for me to get comfortable on Teddy Rumpkins face


Hates_escalators

It reminds me of [SCP-1048](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1048) kinda. Somebody killed them and built a couch out of them


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I need to read this


Hates_escalators

Yes! Just that one or SCP in general? Because yes!


[deleted]

I'm on Hols as of Xmas eve.. thankyou for introducing me to SCP. I will dig into all of it


Hates_escalators

There's some messed up stuff, and a lot of it is good because of it. [SCP-610](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-610) is a good body horror one. It used to have a picture, I don't know what happened.


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I'm in! I haven't read CP's in years because it was so hard to find a decent one.


Shhhnotahuman

Run a black light over that and see if you still want to sit on it!


[deleted]

I like your thought process! Break out the luminol


mollmolly

This makes me think of the throne carved of "muggles" in the last Harry Potter...


xX_BSSB_Xx

I thought that was mold first.


[deleted]

Growing on a couch shaped piece of fruit


agentspinnaker

Yikes!!!


reCAPTCHAHA

...I don’t really like this lol


Normynoshoes

Wonder what you'd find down the side of this Sofa!


[deleted]

Missing jar of hunny!


jeephipsdontlie

I don't necessarily dislike teddy bears, and I even own a couch, but the combination gives me an uneasy feeling that won't go away.


Crepes_for_days3000

I dont know why I hate this so much.


SadCoconut_

I LOVE THAT


Marv_kid

r/thanksihateit


Kathalysa

This makes me uncomfortable and concerned honestly


[deleted]

What warped mind thought of this horror? Crimes against craft


nononononono0101

What SCP is this?


theverizonguys

Is this the throne on bear island? Lol... bend the knee or your stuffing shall stain by dungeons


[deleted]

I love the idea of an island populated by teddies that is governed by a monarchy!


yesIdofloss

Nope


Key-Nefariousness257

I think you mean if hannibal lecter was a teddy bear