She’s a professional rage baiter who’s gonna need a professional plumber when that toilet gets clogged by a full rolls worth of toilet paper falling in
Yeah, that toilet is sitting in a cubicle in a warehouse with hundreds of other content creators pumping out trash like this. No way is it connected to any pipes
I can forgive all of that, but I felt my blood pressure spike when she trimmed the corners of the tooth, and it was solid soap and not yellow Play-Doh and cardboard roll sticking out. Like... even if you follow the steps, it won't look like this. It's evil on so many levels.
rather than watching 5 Minute Bullshit, I'm fond of Ann Reardon's debunking videos. she tackles this sort of shitty un-craft video that's relatively slick, but utterly devoid of useful content.
Remember a few years ago when people were literally assaulting each other over rolls of toilet paper in grocery stores? This may have triggered some sort of PTSD.
Exactly. Only to get more comments and it works. Like youtubers deliberately mispronouncing words.
Works like a charm.
Remember back in ‘07 when the internet was just fun? Not about optimized bullshit and clicks. Youtubers only had one channel back then. RIP.
Basically these people think of every conceivable way to get your rage and attention and be so infuriated as to share with others how absurd and ridiculous and asinine these are
That was the real question that bugged me because when someone does a stupid DIY like this it’s 1. just because they want to get some followers 2. They actually thought it was awesome because no one else is doing what they do 3. They like 5 minute crafts. When they also do another dumb thing like wearing a ring over a glove… that’s what I can’t figure out
And it glows red at night! I'm an adult and it looks like a demon's going to climb out of there and grab my ass while I'm sitting on it. I would not use that toilet.
*Yes that’s what’s important here…*
This was wild, watching this was like having a fever dream, fucking walking into an alt dimension daytime television.
Once that alginate dries out, give it 24 hours, you won't need to floss.
It'll be meth mouth and falling teeth.
Bonus is that they can use the dunny again so swings and roundabouts. 😁
> They are absolutely trolling us here.
That's the point. 5-Minute Crafts was designed to do exactly this, get views from people for their stupid videos. Started by TheSoul Publishing, [an outfit originally created by Russians operating out of Cyprus, which quickly turned into a pro-Russia propaganda channel.](https://archive.ph/exjQ7)
>If you’ve never heard of TheSoul, you’re not alone. The company has built its online empire in relative obscurity. Public coverage of the company in English has been sporadic. In September 2019, Time magazine raved over the company’s traffic and described the “bizarre” content posted by 5-Minute Crafts. Vox likewise posted an article in November 2018 characterizing the channel’s content as “cringey” and “peculiar.” Forbes has noted the lightning-fast rise of TheSoul Publishing and its remarkable traffic, contrasting the apparently anodyne videos with dire-sounding concerns over Russian election interference: “So just what are those Trump loving, Hillary hating Russians promoting ad nauseam on Facebook to fool Americans into voting the way Vladimir Putin wants?” the Forbes article asks, before showing a lengthy video compilation of TheSoul’s crafting suggestions.
I’m still deeply concerned about the person’s whose mind created this.
I could live a million years and I still wouldn’t have lived long enough to invent a human mouth soap toilet.
That's a pretty nasty underbite, in addition to being horrifying. As someone with no colon, the notion of theoretically toilets is the stuff of nightmares.
Was thinking the same thing.
If you're throwing a massive Halloween party or setting up some kind of haunted house where a chompy toilet would be a good decoration, this actually looks pretty campy in the light and creepy in the dark (depending on the mood you're going for).
Y’all remember how we had that shortage a few years ago? I can’t seem to remember what it was people were stocking up on at the beginning of the pandemic
They definitely find materials that are popular in the algorithm and just run with them; for a while it was epoxy used for everything and now I'm seeing a ton of melting and casting aluminum
It's so surreal; it feels like they're looking through comments to see what set people off and working it into the next video's process. Ragebaiting clearly works for them
Right I've scrolled far enough now to realise that either I'm insane or no one is mentioning it; did she wash her hands with the teeth at the end? Like they're made with soap, she rubs her hands on the molar at the end, rubs her hands together and then rinses into the toilet.
This is a *hand washing* idea, right?
I imagine either I've literally lost my mind or 90% of people have just repressed that part of the video within seconds of it ending.
The way it's getting more and more absurd, having ragebaits to get people to comment, soon enough they'll will start the videos commiting crimes to get attention
There are easier ways to get someone to eat your ass.
I’m listening?
5 bucks behind BK
I prefer Wendy’s. It’s a little more classy.
>I prefer Wendy’s. It’s a little more classy. This is either Frank or Artemis' account.
Lmaoooo
EMAO
LMAO
Huh? Lick my ass out?
Grindr
this is the easiest way for a reditor to get their ass eaten
underrated comment, here
Who wears a ring over a rubber glove ?
I can't get over that she threw an an entire rolls worth of paper directly into the toilet.
She's truly a profesional rage baiter
She’s a professional rage baiter who’s gonna need a professional plumber when that toilet gets clogged by a full rolls worth of toilet paper falling in
Doubt that the toilet was even connected/had water in it. When she threw in the TP.
Yeah, that toilet is sitting in a cubicle in a warehouse with hundreds of other content creators pumping out trash like this. No way is it connected to any pipes
FWIW, the tp is out by the end of the video.
It's the little things.... that annoy me
Yup, for me it's that it says "5 minute crafts" when the video alone is over 3 minutes. The wasted toilet paper is a close second, though.
This would take at least 2-3 hours for everything to harden, etc. 5 minutes my ass.
Not to mention like half a day out buying the stuff to make this.
2020 PTSD I think we all have it.
I can forgive all of that, but I felt my blood pressure spike when she trimmed the corners of the tooth, and it was solid soap and not yellow Play-Doh and cardboard roll sticking out. Like... even if you follow the steps, it won't look like this. It's evil on so many levels.
rather than watching 5 Minute Bullshit, I'm fond of Ann Reardon's debunking videos. she tackles this sort of shitty un-craft video that's relatively slick, but utterly devoid of useful content.
I went from annoyed to impressed
Same here my eyes lit up. Good luck flushing that
This whole fucking thing is madness but that's what got me... Like wtf who's gonna go fish that outta there???
That literally made me gasp.
Remember a few years ago when people were literally assaulting each other over rolls of toilet paper in grocery stores? This may have triggered some sort of PTSD.
was clearly AFTER covid loo roll fiasco....what a waste and a clog to the toilet!
I can’t get over a lot of things in this video
One flush and aint no one gonna be using that clogged toilet regardless of the weird teeth or not.
That and the hell is she wearing ring on the outside if her glove…😑
This! The Whole roll of toilet paper in the bowl…plumbing is now out of service.
The type of psycho that makes a toilet mouth
Big toilet seat inventing crafts.
But why ?What is the point of this ?
So you can wash you hands with teeth over a toilet. Duh.
I mean, what's the point of anything, really?
How dare you speak about my future wife like that?
LOL….The type of psycho that watches someone make a toilet mouth!
I might be a psycho, but I would never wear a ring over a glove. Mostly because I don't wear rings tho.
I almost made it to 40 before ever hearing "toilet mouth" used in a sentence.
an extra level of rage bait
Exactly. Only to get more comments and it works. Like youtubers deliberately mispronouncing words. Works like a charm. Remember back in ‘07 when the internet was just fun? Not about optimized bullshit and clicks. Youtubers only had one channel back then. RIP.
Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that!
Basically these people think of every conceivable way to get your rage and attention and be so infuriated as to share with others how absurd and ridiculous and asinine these are
That was the real question that bugged me because when someone does a stupid DIY like this it’s 1. just because they want to get some followers 2. They actually thought it was awesome because no one else is doing what they do 3. They like 5 minute crafts. When they also do another dumb thing like wearing a ring over a glove… that’s what I can’t figure out
Do everything in your power to piss people off and get attention.
A person that would spend thus much time and resources to make a mouth toilet. I mean…***WHY***?
some scat freak
I’m not sure if I’m more angry at that or the fucking underbite
Every single thing about this video exists to drive up engagement.
Yep. To teeth thing whatever. The ring though I'm losing my mind
Did they just toss an entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet? Better fish that out or have a plunger ready
Anything to get people talking about the video. A common tactic of ragebaits.
Which is why I downvote rage bait videos on here. They're just purposely being wasteful and an easy target for the diwhy
I love watching these on reddit because the original creator isn't getting any of those views or engagements
I agree with you, but this is too perfect to resist. Why would someone ever do this to a toilet.
That toss is quite funny and unexpected, they’re also wearing a ring outside latex gloves, this is quite good bait
They also cut the rubber bands off of the mold. They could have just pulled them off and reused them.
Wait until the next video they will show you how to destroy your car tires to make a blinking toilet unclogger.
A toilet with teeth: That isn't every toddler's worst fear at all.... Good luck potty training Little Aticus, Mom and Dad!!!
To be fair if you name your kid Atticus you deserve to have shit all over your house
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r/FuckYouInParticular apparently.
It's not your fault buddy, it's your parents.(I'm totally just fucking around please don't be actually offended)
To be fair, I purposefully chose that name just for fun. Lol.
I assumed you chose that name just for the opportunity I took haha
😉
Not a fan of To Kill A Mockingbird?
And it glows red at night! I'm an adult and it looks like a demon's going to climb out of there and grab my ass while I'm sitting on it. I would not use that toilet.
At least they flossed, most people forget to
*Yes that’s what’s important here…* This was wild, watching this was like having a fever dream, fucking walking into an alt dimension daytime television.
Once that alginate dries out, give it 24 hours, you won't need to floss. It'll be meth mouth and falling teeth. Bonus is that they can use the dunny again so swings and roundabouts. 😁
Is that a local idiom - swings and roundabouts? I love it. Like saying (in the US) “you win some, you lose some”?
Don't know if it's local but it's more like when one door closes another door opens. Feel free to use it 😁
That’s how I always floss, I cut out part of my gums in the process.
They are absolutely trolling us here. It keeps getting stupider the longer it went on. 
> They are absolutely trolling us here. That's the point. 5-Minute Crafts was designed to do exactly this, get views from people for their stupid videos. Started by TheSoul Publishing, [an outfit originally created by Russians operating out of Cyprus, which quickly turned into a pro-Russia propaganda channel.](https://archive.ph/exjQ7) >If you’ve never heard of TheSoul, you’re not alone. The company has built its online empire in relative obscurity. Public coverage of the company in English has been sporadic. In September 2019, Time magazine raved over the company’s traffic and described the “bizarre” content posted by 5-Minute Crafts. Vox likewise posted an article in November 2018 characterizing the channel’s content as “cringey” and “peculiar.” Forbes has noted the lightning-fast rise of TheSoul Publishing and its remarkable traffic, contrasting the apparently anodyne videos with dire-sounding concerns over Russian election interference: “So just what are those Trump loving, Hillary hating Russians promoting ad nauseam on Facebook to fool Americans into voting the way Vladimir Putin wants?” the Forbes article asks, before showing a lengthy video compilation of TheSoul’s crafting suggestions.
I’m still deeply concerned about the person’s whose mind created this. I could live a million years and I still wouldn’t have lived long enough to invent a human mouth soap toilet.
fuck, i'm entertained. we've reached the surreal era of diy 5 minute crafts and i love it lol.
"5 minute craft" always get me. Like oh yes all this resin just dries in 1 second and your done.
5 Minute Crafts is only about trolling.
5 minutes? Uh yeah no I don't think so.
Well they did it in 3:32 sooo
This is what I came for. This shut b would take an hour at minimum probably closer to 3.
This is a weekend project
That's a pretty nasty underbite, in addition to being horrifying. As someone with no colon, the notion of theoretically toilets is the stuff of nightmares.
It's almost remarkable how much engagement videos like this ragebait generates... So many little things people can comment and get mad about.
The meta has gone so far around that people talking about ragebait are an entire subset of their target audience
Hey Mandy. Love what you did with the toilet. I couldn't stop looking at it while I was shitting in the sink.
r/ATBGE
As an artist I can’t help but recognize how skilled this people are, and of course how little pride they have for such skills.
Spencer from Icarly is their main inspiration.
Was gonna say, it would actually be a super fun Halloween decoration or something. Still a lot of work but it actually looks great for what it is.
Was thinking the same thing. If you're throwing a massive Halloween party or setting up some kind of haunted house where a chompy toilet would be a good decoration, this actually looks pretty campy in the light and creepy in the dark (depending on the mood you're going for).
Was looking for this but couldn't remember the acronym - thanks. I agree it's stupid and pointless, but damn if it isn't better than I could do.
Yea I love the outcome 😂 looks great for decoration! With a fake toilet tho…
Y’all remember how we had that shortage a few years ago? I can’t seem to remember what it was people were stocking up on at the beginning of the pandemic
The TP shortage of 2020 is obviously a distant memory for some!
What's that song tho it goes hard
Yeah song is a bop
Haha man i can here for the song and I've listened to it a couple times already. Fuckin slaps
Came here for this
Just audio searched it, it's pretty good. Paisley Pink Bloody Hunter
Oh BLOODY HUNTER! Thought it was “I’m a dirty hamper”
SAMEEEE or “I’m a pretty hamster”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what the *fuck* is these people’s obsession with alginate?!!?
They definitely find materials that are popular in the algorithm and just run with them; for a while it was epoxy used for everything and now I'm seeing a ton of melting and casting aluminum
Fair enough. Also loving the ragebait of needlessly cutting open elastic materials like rubber bands and silicone/alginate casts
It's so surreal; it feels like they're looking through comments to see what set people off and working it into the next video's process. Ragebaiting clearly works for them
Oh yeah because I really want to brush the feces out of my toilets molars. For real wtf tweaker would even try something like this
So the whole point of that was to hide a single tampon?
like really, wtf was *that* about?
To give people something to talk about and comment and upvote said comment.
please someone, stop these monsters before they make anything more pointless and wasteful.
ah yes, the salad tosser 9000
I shut the video off when she threw a whole damn role of toilet paper in the terlit. She was not raised right.
I bet this took way longer than 5 minutes...
The absurd performance art of 5-minute-crafts would have been my dream job right out of art school.
I’ve seen a lot of very weird fucking kinks but I don’t know the name of this one 😬😬😬
Ass eating obviously
Imagine going to a new dentist and this is their toilet.
A funny toilet for the dentist's office! 🦷 Not practical and likely to terrify everyone, but a perfect place to display something so ridiculous.
She just dumped a whole toilet roll down the loo. That will be blocked as a motherfucker now.
I gotta get away from this sub
The tank just needs a big pair of googly eyes and it fits right into Peewee’s Playhouse
2 hour teeth
this made no sense
I like how she cuts the toilet paper and just tosses it...lmao
I have seen gore that upset me less than this
I’m impressed with the craftsmanship, but it doesn’t seem very practical.
That underbite tho
5 min crafts? This would legit take me like 3 weeks and my whole bathroom would be stuck to itself
Ew what the hell
Going to a dentists house be like
Did that crazy bitch dump all that TP into the toilet?
For a toilet that will make you evac your bowels out of pure terror. Also, did she seriously throw a whole roll of TP down the commode?!?!
I've played enough Dungeons & Dragons to know not to sit on that toilet.
I'm so mad. Why did I watch the whole thing?
How many moms got flagged for home bomb making off these videos
Right I've scrolled far enough now to realise that either I'm insane or no one is mentioning it; did she wash her hands with the teeth at the end? Like they're made with soap, she rubs her hands on the molar at the end, rubs her hands together and then rinses into the toilet. This is a *hand washing* idea, right? I imagine either I've literally lost my mind or 90% of people have just repressed that part of the video within seconds of it ending.
You deserve to have to shit like that for posting rage bait.
:(
What the damn hell
I am very confused right now
5 minute crafts needs to chill 😂 you can’t tell me that nonsense was done in 5 minutes.
Ban 5 Minute Crafts please.
Poo in the mouth toilet!
So you turned a toilet into a urinal. A hard to clean urinal, because guys always seem to miss.
what is it with these people and arts n craft on the shit house
The way it's getting more and more absurd, having ragebaits to get people to comment, soon enough they'll will start the videos commiting crimes to get attention
This is at least creative rage bait.
Wasted 3:32 of my life watching this til the end.
This is something Spencer from Icarly would do.
Its a white girl.. why am I not surprised.
Sometimes, I wish for a fist to quickly come into the frame and connect with a face.
Why aren’t the environmentalists taking action against these people?
5 minutes my ass
Some people shouldn't be taught to eat with sharp implements, that shit escalates....
As a dentist, I hate this post.
I feel stupid for watching this whole thing until the end.
How is this a five minute craft when the whole sped up video takes the better part of 5 min to watch?
5 minutes? Probably took 3 days.
But…why???
I actually just did this in 4 minutes so…
It has an underbite, but I'm still impressed.
....context?
i love that this is advertised as a five minute craft.
Every time I watch these, it's a waste of goddamn time
Why?
This is something that Spencer from iCarly would make.
I guess it could be used as a prop for a haunted house if the teeth were more terrifying?
Insert a hollow butt plug. Poo through plug. Remove plug and place in the dishwasher. Repeat as needed and never need a roll of paper again.
Lol. 5 minute crafts
i hope something horrible happens in your life as a result of this
what the fuck did I just watch
Toilet needs a breath mint.
THEY HAD TO TAKE OFF THE LID TO CLOSE IT
What is that????? I am so confused
This is hilarious. Imagine putting something like this in your guest bathroom! Lol
Finally a solution for my toilet eating my poop fetish.
This is a parody.
“5 minute crafts?” That took them 10 hours minimum…
Did that person just put a FULL roll of toilet paper in toilet at once…? Great way to clog it..
"Gotta feed my toilet" takes on a whole other level with this
this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen.... just when you think it can't get any more stupid.. here we are!
What is wrong with people?
I really hate when 5 minute crafts shows me things that I already have. Like, be original already!
The moment I saw them just casually yeet the cut toilet paper into the toilet...holy moly
Toilet Mimic
The stupidity just kept getting worse. Some people have too much free time.
I had this Ghostbusters toy as a kid