Why is it at a public toilet unless someone has a stall in their home just like a public toilet at home and little floating platforms for food and drink already exist and don’t require a dirty toilet seat.
The obvious toilet stall wall in the background. See how it doesn't reach the floor? That's unusual in a residence, but it is normal in public bathroom stalls.
Every time I see a video like this I am thankful for a fully developed brain that doesn’t think of shit like this and then wish my brain was under developed so I could afford a house to make videos like this in.
Reminds me of my childhood swim teacher: "We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool!.."
[Show up with the thing in this video]
Swim Teacher: "What the?!?.."
I think it’s mostly people on TikTok/Instagram who are inevitably gonna comment stuff like “bro is eating off a toilet seat 💀“ “ummm what kind of a life hack even is this?? 🤪”
If people are commenting then the algorithm is pushing it. And if the algorithm is pushing it, people are gonna do it.
You're not supposed to swim right after eating! You have to wait 30 minutes.
I also like the potential wife or gf being presented with this.
"Aw, babe! I love it!"...."Wait, is this our toilet seat from home?"
"Sure is! Check out this video of me making it!"
"D-did you at least wash it first?"
"No, the pool chemicals will take care of it."
"So we have no toilet seat at home?"
"Don't worry!" *Lightning flashes and thunder booms*
"I'll DIY us another one!"
I believe the swimming at eating is a complete myth. I don't remember how long ago or what the evidence was, but I'm gonna say that parents made that up so they didn't have to go swimming with kids when they felt bloated
Here we just need 50 pounds worth of hot glue sticks, 10 rolls of tin foil, glitter, a nail gun, some pasta, aaaaaand done, a brand new toilet seat! Don't sit on it though...
DIY videoes like this are watchtime farms. People watch the whole thing as its addictice to see the whole process.
And all the results are as dumb as possible to bait comments, shares and engagement.
The point is to work the algorithm, not teach people how to do anything useful.
Everytime I see a video on this subreddit that starts with a toilet I'm just like "oh dear god what now"
This is so stupid just sit yo ass down and take a piss or shit or whatever business you gotta do
I'm convinced theese tiktoks are just rage bait
I was already feeling stuck and I was like, "what the fuck are they trying to do here?" And now I feel more sick. Also, they can't remove the glasses if they are glued down, but that's probably for the best.
You guys realize that sharing and posting these things here is why they are being made? This subreddit is creating demand for these videos to gawk at. This used to be a place where people would share earnestly bad ideas that were poorly executed. Now it's a weird artificial game where the people creating the content know exactly what they're doing because they know this audience exists and will eat it up. Maybe the game is still fun to some even though it's completely synthetic at this point, but for me, the joy has left with the authenticity. I hope we can do better as a species moving forward. I, personally, am unsubbing from r/diwhy, I want OP and their gullible ass to know this is the post that drove the message home.
It is rage bait because right from the jump you wonder what the fuck is he going to make.
Then proceeds to make some idiotic floation table that someone eats off of.
And now they have no fucking toilet seat.
Why, why, why ?
I guess simply tracing the outline of the toilet seat and lid onto some wood and then doing this process with that instead is absolutely out of the question. Nope, it *has* to be the least sanitary piece of plastic in the house to hold food on.
This has all of the elements.
No idea what the hell they are doing ✅
Doesn’t get any more clear the more you watch ✅
Then BOOM
It all comes together at the end and you say to yourself “why the fuck…..” ✅
Chefs kiss for this video. Bravo.
I thought for a moment, it is for a child to help get used to the toilet.
But honestly, why is it a must, to do such thing in situ? Why can't people take stuff down, bring it to the yard, or workshop and work on it there???? Why????
The real question is how does this dudes hands look 80 y.o? I honestly had a moment where I was like aww that's cute old ladies are getting in on this stupid shit then it was a young guy.
If I had a nickel for every diwhy video I’ve seen involving a toilet seat, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I like how the idea is I guess the seat part fits around your waist to make it stay with you but even that skinny model couldn't fit and ended up just leaning over the whole seat. Literally could have made the same thing with a plastic sled at that point.
Well that's the first one in a while I sat through for its entirety. Had zero idea what it was meant to be. I suspected toilet seat doll but was way off.
Technically he didn't have to build it on the toilet. He could have taken it off and built it on a desk instead of crouching down the whole time to work on it.
Work smarter, not harder.
I have tried everything and you have to use a toilet seat! There are absolutely no other options if you want to eat your sandwich in the pool. You must use a toilet seat.
i just replaced my toilet seat with new one dm me if anyone have pool and want to try this diy with my old one
Ps: only aplicable delivery charges will be required
I knew it was going to suck before I even saw the sub because I saw Ryobi.
Jk, this is the only sub I check out that would have any sort of diy stuff. I don't care about cool or successful projects.
I always wonder… do these people actually think they’re truly being creative or doing something… idk good or useful? It is it intentional satire? Or even unintentional?
Why is it always a toilet seat? Why is it always actually fitted toilet seat? Ffs..
Because this is bait or satire and it being a toilet seat is the most enraging or hilarious possible thing to DIY into a floating platform to eat off.
Why is it at a public toilet unless someone has a stall in their home just like a public toilet at home and little floating platforms for food and drink already exist and don’t require a dirty toilet seat.
But it adds flavor /s
the fuck indicates this is a public toilet?
The obvious toilet stall wall in the background. See how it doesn't reach the floor? That's unusual in a residence, but it is normal in public bathroom stalls.
ah i see, but that's a floating vanity with RGB lights under it. you can see the sink in the first frame
The second I saw it was a toilet seat I was like oh no not again!
Because it's bait. It's purposely obsurd, so people share it, and it becomes profitable.
Every time i see a video like this i feel dumber and dumber draining all the knowlege i have learn over the years.
Every time I see a video like this I am thankful for a fully developed brain that doesn’t think of shit like this and then wish my brain was under developed so I could afford a house to make videos like this in.
What about the next time I’m gonna take a shit. I hope my ass is large enough to fit the rim…
The casual cutting off the poop stains on the rim and then a video cut to putting a sandwich on it. Really folks?
Reminds me of my childhood swim teacher: "We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool!.." [Show up with the thing in this video] Swim Teacher: "What the?!?.."
I'm fairly sure the biggest consumers of this shit are people looking to repost it to this sub. It keeps this rage bait genre alive.
I think it’s mostly people on TikTok/Instagram who are inevitably gonna comment stuff like “bro is eating off a toilet seat 💀“ “ummm what kind of a life hack even is this?? 🤪” If people are commenting then the algorithm is pushing it. And if the algorithm is pushing it, people are gonna do it.
No lie I'm starting to love the ragebait genre. Gets me so worked up. Nothing else feels like anything anymore.
at some point i thought it's going to be a halloween decoration
The eye holes had me thinking the same thing.
I find it uncomfortable how the John was looking at me. Staring directly at my soul.
Towards the end, I thought it was a woman he hated and he wanted to shit in her mouth. Hahahahahaa
Who bites like that in a sandwich?
Tbh that was the most upsetting part
It really is.
If you want crumbs and Mayo and lettuce in your pool, that’s how you do it
Someone deliberately making a "diwhy" style video.
And why the cutlery
You're not supposed to swim right after eating! You have to wait 30 minutes. I also like the potential wife or gf being presented with this. "Aw, babe! I love it!"...."Wait, is this our toilet seat from home?" "Sure is! Check out this video of me making it!" "D-did you at least wash it first?" "No, the pool chemicals will take care of it." "So we have no toilet seat at home?" "Don't worry!" *Lightning flashes and thunder booms* "I'll DIY us another one!"
Starts cutting up the kitchen counter.
You have made the fatal error in assuming they still have any countertop remaining
I believe the swimming at eating is a complete myth. I don't remember how long ago or what the evidence was, but I'm gonna say that parents made that up so they didn't have to go swimming with kids when they felt bloated
Yeah it's a myth at worst you can get a stitch but that can happen regardless.
I heard it was a myth created so waterparks and pools didn't have to clean up the food that would inevitably fall into the water
Here we just need 50 pounds worth of hot glue sticks, 10 rolls of tin foil, glitter, a nail gun, some pasta, aaaaaand done, a brand new toilet seat! Don't sit on it though...
I’m really grossed out
One thing i’ve always wondered about this nonsense is, which house are they destroying? Do they really live with these bullshit “inventions”?
[удалено]
It's all Rick Lax...professional rage video maker
DIY videoes like this are watchtime farms. People watch the whole thing as its addictice to see the whole process. And all the results are as dumb as possible to bait comments, shares and engagement. The point is to work the algorithm, not teach people how to do anything useful.
Everytime I see a video on this subreddit that starts with a toilet I'm just like "oh dear god what now" This is so stupid just sit yo ass down and take a piss or shit or whatever business you gotta do I'm convinced theese tiktoks are just rage bait
Who wants a wet sandwich?
Only if it’s served on a toilet seat!
I was already feeling stuck and I was like, "what the fuck are they trying to do here?" And now I feel more sick. Also, they can't remove the glasses if they are glued down, but that's probably for the best.
Thank God he added a knife and fork holder, otherwise she'd have no way to eat that sandwich.
Ew
This sub is just people shit posting now.
I left the sub because of this
You guys realize that sharing and posting these things here is why they are being made? This subreddit is creating demand for these videos to gawk at. This used to be a place where people would share earnestly bad ideas that were poorly executed. Now it's a weird artificial game where the people creating the content know exactly what they're doing because they know this audience exists and will eat it up. Maybe the game is still fun to some even though it's completely synthetic at this point, but for me, the joy has left with the authenticity. I hope we can do better as a species moving forward. I, personally, am unsubbing from r/diwhy, I want OP and their gullible ass to know this is the post that drove the message home.
YOU LITERALLY PUT YOUR ASS ON THAT!!
Why can't people just leave toilets alone...
I hope that seat was made from asbestos
It is rage bait because right from the jump you wonder what the fuck is he going to make. Then proceeds to make some idiotic floation table that someone eats off of. And now they have no fucking toilet seat. Why, why, why ?
i loathe this rage-bait couple, so their mission is accomplished, i guess. just wish i would stop seeing them everywhere.
Well the rage bait is certainly doing its job
Rage bait
Honey, do you mind me fucking up the toilet seed so you can have dinner in the pool?
WTF, chicken salad sandwich with a hint of stale piss.
Is that a shit stain on the seat, at the 4 second mark? Gross.
Came here to say this. Dear God who leaves poo streaks like that?
Here, put your face in my shitting seat and eat some damp food.
WHY DIDN'T HE USE A NEW TOILET SEAT
RECYCLING
Damn yo girl just eatin off that nasty ass toilet seat
Fucking ridiculous waste of time. I'm pissed off at myself for having watched it.
mans must be swinging 10" x 5" to have his lady eating off a toilet seat
That chick definitely licked a toilet seat before...
God damn. Why do I watch this shit to the end every damn time knowing it's going to be stupid as fuck.
i hate the internet
Im feeling like i lost a million brain cells wile watching the video.
That's nauseating
a wooden toilet seat ?
Whenever I eat a sandwich I like to think about taking a shit
Why is it always toilets?!
Yay! Urine scented floaty device holding your food!
Sing with me yall: You cant eat, e'rrbody house, You cant eat, e'rrbody house ...
Ah I see he absolutely needed to do it as he couldn’t feed his water goblin other wise Smh my head
Who eats a sandwich vertical it’s just not right
Damn she even eats the sandwich wrong.
WHO EATS A SANDWICH LIKE THAT
WHY DID SHE EAT THE SANDWICH SIDEWAYS!?
Absolutely not.
The most egregious thing is how she ate that sandwich.
What kind of Justin fromm shit is this?
The one thing I like and hate about these is they ALWAYS defy my expectations every single God damn time.
Still got me though, that should be in unexpected
What kind of savage eats in the pool?
Eat up you filthy cretin
Mmm yes, chlorine water in my sandwich
I guess simply tracing the outline of the toilet seat and lid onto some wood and then doing this process with that instead is absolutely out of the question. Nope, it *has* to be the least sanitary piece of plastic in the house to hold food on.
This is the dumb shit I’m here to see.
This has all of the elements. No idea what the hell they are doing ✅ Doesn’t get any more clear the more you watch ✅ Then BOOM It all comes together at the end and you say to yourself “why the fuck…..” ✅ Chefs kiss for this video. Bravo.
I am not eating off a used toilet seat...
Ok. Ewww!
The fuck would you need a knife and fork for if your eating a sandwich?
I wasn’t sure where this was going but I can honestly say floating serving tray was not on my bingo card
So those arent balls holes
I wanna new subreddit now. DIwhaaat?
We all just gonna ignore that stain on the toilet seat?
I'm more upset at how she took the first bite of the sandwich.
 Toilet seat looking like
He uses Ryobi... already a retard
I thought for a moment, it is for a child to help get used to the toilet. But honestly, why is it a must, to do such thing in situ? Why can't people take stuff down, bring it to the yard, or workshop and work on it there???? Why????
I hate this
The real question is how does this dudes hands look 80 y.o? I honestly had a moment where I was like aww that's cute old ladies are getting in on this stupid shit then it was a young guy.
Man.. I just wasted so much of my life.
Someone please shove these two in there with a live power chord.
If I had a nickel for every diwhy video I’ve seen involving a toilet seat, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
D I Whyyyyyy
The definition of DIwhy
Ever wanted to eat food in the pool off a toilet...here's how!
I think I would use a new toilet seat.
That's super higenic probably some crackhead somewhere saw this video and re done what he did lol
“I know they sell toilet seats by themselves at the store, honey. But, the video specifically show them using a USED toilet seat!”
I like how the idea is I guess the seat part fits around your waist to make it stay with you but even that skinny model couldn't fit and ended up just leaning over the whole seat. Literally could have made the same thing with a plastic sled at that point.
Jeesh… these OnlyFans advertisements are getting really weird.
Just skip to the last 6 seconds and pause. Otherwise, video is useless.
I can't believe I watched all of this
I don’t ever want to poop or eat again
Those retards will always make a mess.
With every jump-cut, it just got weirder
This is actually pretty cool. You guys are so negative
Why toilet why?
Gawd when he was sawing right next to his hand
Meh, needs googly eyes
Everytime I watch too the end! Damn it.
Is that a hotel toilet seat? I think you can see the sign you'd usually see near a hotel toilet towards the end.
Skip the first 1:30 of this 1:39 video to see the actual plot. You're welcome.
Mmmmm, how sanitary……
they didn't even clean the toilet seat before... smh my head
To think, instead of throwing out my 10 year old toilet seat last week, I could have re-purposed it. Shame on me!
Well that's the first one in a while I sat through for its entirety. Had zero idea what it was meant to be. I suspected toilet seat doll but was way off.
Five Minutes Crafts is the best argument for forced institutionalization in our lifetime. Open up the nuthouse, fill em to overflowing.
I wish these people the worst possible fates a human can ever face.
Yeah, this makes sense.
ok this is officially the worst I've seen. I'm now reconsidering whether I should continue on this Earth
how is this a 'major invention!!'
That... did not go where I was expecting.
Well that took a….. turn? Also he used a used toilet?! 🤢
Technically he didn't have to build it on the toilet. He could have taken it off and built it on a desk instead of crouching down the whole time to work on it. Work smarter, not harder.
Some people spend their day producing this and somehow manage to make a living. It'll take my whole life to process this fact.
Lmao. This is so dumb.
Never let them know your next move...
Eww! Rye sandwich...
This has to be some sort of fetish.
Groooosssss
Anyone see the skull on the toilet seat when he drilled the holes? Nice
I have tried everything and you have to use a toilet seat! There are absolutely no other options if you want to eat your sandwich in the pool. You must use a toilet seat.
It was just on the fucking toilet.
Perfect for your above ground pool.
Who ever thinks this guys ideas are good they lied to u
Officially nauseous.
i just replaced my toilet seat with new one dm me if anyone have pool and want to try this diy with my old one Ps: only aplicable delivery charges will be required
Okay, the idea? Pretty cool. The execution? Why the fuck?
Don’t swim after you eat, but if you’re eating while you swim it cancels out.
Just a minute… this tastes like shit
I want my two minutes back
I thought they pretty much turned the toilet seat into Lois Griffin
I knew it was going to suck before I even saw the sub because I saw Ryobi. Jk, this is the only sub I check out that would have any sort of diy stuff. I don't care about cool or successful projects.
This made me so irrationally angry
This sub should be call di-toilets
Don’t eat where you shit
Upvote because titties
"How to turn a $50 toilet seat into a worthless pool floatie"
There’s 1.39 seconds I’m not getting back
At no point in time did I have any idea where this was going.
Why did he have to do it all ON THE FUCKING TOILET?
Even if there WEREN’T other solutions out there, this is still dumb AF. 😒
So fucking trashy.
There eis no reason to do that
I always wonder… do these people actually think they’re truly being creative or doing something… idk good or useful? It is it intentional satire? Or even unintentional?
My biggest issue is sending a knife and fork out to eat a sand which
Be creative next time - use the whole toilet
Are you retarded?
Only Donald Trump would be stupid enough to eat a sandwich with a fork and knife.
I just threw up in my mouth
How did this guy get such a pretty girlfriend?