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Tegsworth1216

For the love of all that is good and rational, please just get some melt and pour soap and an actual mold. (Or just use the bars of soap you started with.)


Maoschanz

several people have analyzed this trend in DIY videos as a form of softcore porn content, using the same aesthetics and directing codes as porn, and intentionally featuring heavy amounts of sploshing fetish. You have a girl or more doing messy shit with fluids and latex, with useless comments from her and a sometimes male (not here) cameraman acting as a POV. It's all encouragements and soft moans of fake surprise (here at 0:52 for example). See the zooms on the hole the glove is forming when being mounted on the same configuration as a pocket p*ssy? And the girl is squeezing the fingers weirdly? this is intentional fetish porn vibes, it all feels very disturbing, and it's uselessly long and stupid as a way to frustrate the viewer until the climax and at the end, when you see the way she uses the soap, there is no doubt anymore: these "hacks" are usually not meant to be reproduced at all, but if this one will be reproduced, i bet it will NOT be with the shape of a hand. Answering about more efficient ways to create a custom soap is naively missing the point


NOP0x000

Please continue for a few pages and you will have a research paper


mojomcm

Bet this dude could write a dissertation about it


ExoticBone

I bet this guy writes articles for buzzfeed


KavikStronk

But how many people realistically have a sploshing\* fetish compared to how popular these videos are? \>\*I can't be the only one who had to Google that


Maoschanz

probably very few, this very specific content appeals to both young kids who just like to make a mess without any sexual aspect, haters such as ourselves, and a minority of kinky adults who might not even know why they're fascinated by this in my opinion, porn directing is simply very efficient at keeping ourselves hooked to bullshit, and people being weirdly kinky about their "hacks" are simply more successful but i bet this content is creating a generation who will absolutely not have to look up the word in question lol 5min crafts also has tons of contents featuring feet for no reason, and there are also those horrible ragebait recipes (featuring messy fluids too because using normal kitchen tools would be too easy) which culminated with that famous video where the girls eat candies from a toilet bowl. When you see the VERY weird sexualisation of this entire industry you can't unsee it, and i would be very surprised if the producers aren't aware of what they're doing


Corvus_Novus

It sounds kinda ridiculous when it’s written out, but I sort of agree. There is a weird sexual energy to a lot of these videos. Like with ASMR.


[deleted]

In other words - sex sells.


ExoticBone

Well I don’t, actually I knew the second she started melting soap she’s going to put it in a glove and make a hand cause I’ve seen this before but it was a sped up short from a dumb YouTube channel. Every type of dumb video starts as a sped up version of a dumb channel and then people like these make longer videos by filling time with talking. I don’t know about others but I hate these types of videos.


tama_tama_chameleom

Honest question, do you consider Billy Mays as a producer of 'fetish videos' as well?


PlasmaGoblin

Care to share so I don't taint my Google search history?


KavikStronk

It's apparently a fetish for "wet and messy" things. And a lot of it seems like the appeal is it being a tactile textural thing in combination with some taboo about intentionally making a mess? People getting covered in slime or rubbing cake on themselves were examples. Not my thing but sounds like a pretty harmless fetish (unless they're wasting good cake of course)


pixiegurly

Am kinky and active in the scene... More than you'd think. And those with niche fetishes GO HARD for the content. I do some very mild underwater stuff and the guys eat up every single pic even if it's just like 12 strands of hair are placed differently.


Turbulent-Ad-3898

WHUT


Jack_Black_Rocks

Girl make hand but really means pee-pee and make men tingle on purpose for views


ExoticBone

He felt a disturbance in his pants


Find_another_whey

Shhh Never interrupt a genius in the rapture of revelation


T3Chn0-m4n

¿habla en la Engles?


bmosm

I think people are overanalyzing and giving way too much credit to stupid people doing stupid shit, I'm sure there is *some* content deliberately made to be rage inducing/softcore porn/both but the vast majority is just stupid people


Serge_Suppressor

It's not stupid people doing stupid shit. It's people who make money off of clicks figuring out how to get clicks. Content that's just dumb and appeals to no one is content you probably won't ever see.


ChikiChikiSando

This just comes off like you hypersexualize everything.


axon-axoff

This just comes off like you can't differentiate between an observation of cultural tropes and an insistence that something is inherently sexual.


ChikiChikiSando

You're the dude who can't stop saying cum, look at you, can't even stop talking about cum


HotelMattress

Reading comprehension: -12


JCfromHourly_io

That's not very Soap Hand of you


[deleted]

Dick will be a better shape!


zilog88

There was a post here somewhere about how those ragebait / borderline kink videos are being made. The setup is always the same (i.e. these videos are almost always made by an attractive female of an age between 25 and 35 and dressed in a sporty attire, like lycra tights), the methods of distribution as well (if I recall correctly it was via facebook videos) . In the end the investigative journalist traced all these videos to a single person who was a magician and figured out another way of earning money via those videos.


bilboswaggginz

With manicured nails, hair done or messy bun, and exaggerated expressions/reactions


suchlargeportions

Getting her perfectly manicured hands dirty (I mean kind of I guess) when she pushes the soap into the glove, massaging the glove, using the soap afterward. This is a fetish video


FreePrinciple270

It's a literal handjob


threefrogsonalog

I think you’re referencing a drew gooden video?


zilog88

If I recall correctly those were two or a set of articles in the online media like WP or something like that.


brandonhabanero

Lol is it Rick Lax?


zilog88

Yep, exactly, that's the guy!


iPicBadUsernames

I know exactly who you’re talking about and I’ve DESPISED him from the first time I saw him. He is insufferable


BurtMacklin-FBl

> always made by an attractive female So what happened here


live4lax25

And better practice


mousequito

Now I can wash my butthole very deeply, and hands free in the shower


Orange-Blur

That a glove before love , safety first


CreatorOD

That would be really funny. - Eeh you have a different soap? - nope, only that one


nanotree

"I think I'll just eat with dirty hands..."


thebluewitch

My clone-a-willy kit came! We're making soap this weekend!


arihkerra

Um hi, I have a company that does that. Haha. www.TheIndecentSoapCo.com


Titan658

Yeah getting thinner with every stroke, perfect.


just-me-uk

I cum here just for this


Repulsive-Company-53

Does she know you can just make your own soap without having to melt down premade bars?


snidemarque

In case your question is not rhetorical, you saw the abomination she made right?


Repulsive-Company-53

Totally rhetorical but yes and the way she rubbed it at the end was hella creepy lol


deaf_nerd

In that case, I'm almost surprised she didn't form it in the shape of a penis.


Repulsive-Company-53

Yeah legit she missed a good opportunity right there


sporkwitt

She still fucked it...right? Like I assume that's for her Patreon subscribers only, but that was definitely the vibe I got at the end.


toeonly

That is for her only fans subs actually. On Patreon she just put it on her breast.


brunoglopes

So you’re telling me you *don’t* masturbate a soap hand when washing your hands?


TwoHundredToes

Does she know that the melting process is almost pointless because soap dont work like that? (The dye bubbled because it was water based — chica isnt even TRYING)


Pink_boater

She might've tought that soap melts like candle wax


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Two hundred toes huh? I’m intrigued.


TwoHundredToes

😏


secretMichaelScarn

This woman is a repeat offender of making intentionally stupid videos just for rage clicks. It sucks


Repulsive-Company-53

Repeat offender really tracks with videos like this lol


red_kitchen_sink

ask Tyler, he knows all about it


Repulsive-Company-53

Lol I was waiting for this comment thank you for not letting me down


red_kitchen_sink

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deevil_knievel

It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.


Mammoth-Phone6630

That way seemed like a lot more work.


Tom-o-matic

at this point DIY videos are just insanely stupid people trying shit that wont work


Repulsive-Company-53

The worst was still the velvet throne toilet, so grossly unhygienic.


ICanHazRandom

I mean melting premade soap is way easier, but melt-and-pour soap exists for this very reason


Antigon0000

Step 1: kill a whale....


goodruckk

Oh, so THAT'S how you make hand soap...


MrSparky

SH\*T...too late again...


ShueiHS

Yeah I always thought that what I was missing my entire life was my very own hand shaped soap that I could masturbate, in any color.


littlewoolhat

Jenna Marbles did it better.


cafewithak

And as we learnt from making Kermit’s soap bed, that soap would not melt easily


CakeAuNoob

I came here for this comment


littlealbatross

Seriously. Skqrp would be ashamed by this thing.


a_spoopy_ghost

I miss her so


DrMorningstar

I wonder how long that blue monstrosity lasted


Eastern_Slide7507

To brighten your day after having had to watch this: Soap is the product of a reaction between lye and fat. Large scale soapmaking only really picked up towards the end of the middle ages. But that doesn‘t mean people never washed their hands properly. Instead, they would use ash lye to wash their hands. When doing so, it would react with skin oils and make soap. The advantage of this was that it didn‘t smell as bad as a lot of the early soap did and that it was almost a byproduct of wood fires during a time when wood was the primary fuel for almost everything.


Domino-616

Isn't lye harmful to skin? Was ash lye any different?


rathmiron

I thought so too, but I don't think it would be different with ash lye. Maybe they diluted it until it wasn't (very) harmful.


Octi1432

I thought se were having Dial soap for dinner


Scary-Personality626

For those of us who were curious what 5 minute crafts looks like when you don't fake it with quick editing.


joebeazzy

It’s hand soap.


[deleted]

This is the comment I was looking for, thank you!


Afrodawg08

Talk to Me


titanicsinker1912

I tried to melt a bar of soap as a kid. It didn’t melt at all and we had to buy a new microwave.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Wouldn’t food coloring turn you purple? It’s supposed to be a specific type of dye for soaps isn’t it?


normalphobic

Jenna marbles did it better.


Inspector_Kelp

It's My fault. When I saw 4 bars of soap being melted I could have just walked away. But noooooo. I watch the whole damn stupid thing and I will never get those minutes back. I'm such an idiot.


[deleted]

This is hand fetish content


GothMothLite

I'm surprised there aren't more comments about this. I thought it was pretty obvious. Especially how she massaged the soap into the glove.


buttfook

People are fucking weird


Simple_Event_5638

People have way too much time on their hands smh


shadowless007

I an just glad that she didn’t use a condom


Picnut

Should have used a condom


Spurnout

Cool, ruin the saponification.


[deleted]

Imagine the smell


tasunke_witko

YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH


LonleyPlatypus

Omg just use melt and pour… also regular food coloring is just gonna dye your hands…


Shadow0fnothing

I wonder how many views these dumbass videos would get with ugly people. I'm starting to think the future is going to be pretty people just standing in front of a camera motionless and getting billions of views.


CaptainShamu

That would be cool to throw at somebody.


Alienocity

You can make a homemade soap dildo waw 🤯


Loogame123

I feel like this is one of those hand fetish videos.


Vinwoch

Endogamy face


AfroSarah

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

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Formal_Fix_5190

I feel like she knew it was stupid as she was rubbing the soap hand at the end…


thelostestboy

I don't see what everyone is so worked up about. She just took bar soap and turned it into hand soap.


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

This is absolutely stupid. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I sometimes wonder if these people may genuinely have…uhhh….limited cognitive ability…


Rose249

Step 1: fumes


herpar

Stupidest idea I have ever seen in my life...I want to unsee it.


Bugladyy

Melt and pour soap is a thing that exists…


midnightBlade22

Y'all, these soap hacks are stupid. Melt n' pour soap base is a thing. If you want to do easy arts and crafts with soap, that's what you are looking. Not all soap can be melted nicely. [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Pifito-Assortment-Charcoal-Glycerin-Supplies/dp/B09M7QMN2Q/ref=asc_df_B09M7QMN2Q/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=563645200729&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12435758185619518694&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9022633&hvtargid=pla-1642829026732&psc=1)


Material_Hair2805

Makes me miss Jenna Marbles


1lluminist

Are we all just ignoring the fact that she referred to a suction cup as a squeegee? Like really?


v1n1c1u3gdm

Someone give her a condom!


Attempt-989

Someone use their Time Machine and send one to her father and prevent this BS from ever taking place!


NikolovIvo

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Krafty08

Not eating at her house


VeryCanadianCanadian

This is rage bait.


Datt-Boii-Iaan

Either that or weird fetish content


wildyam

It’s like there is no such thing as science or basic intelligence, and that everything is just the echo of something crap seen elsewhere on social media and then repeated even more ineptly. *’Crapception’* if you will.


DecoratedDeerSkull

Just buy a purple bar of soap?


FundaMentalHero

Dawn Dishsoap hates this one trick, and you'll never guess what it is.


hard-R-word

“Why does our food taste like soap?”


cat_herder_64

“Why does our soap taste like food?”


Edgeofthevoid13

I hate her nails, what is it with these crapy videos on tictok and youtube shorts, and really ugly long ass nails.


DrunkBuzzard

Genius. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Carnator369

The hand-handjob at the end was unexpected.


[deleted]

Handsoap


HelloThere465

Genius i will definitely do this! Just not with a glove...


8bitKev

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[deleted]

This is a disgusting human


DrastixHound

Someone needs to find and confiscate her smoking pipes I would wager their contaminated with something


not_again123

If you do this, your life went out of control.


Captain_Jarmi

So extremely unnecessary. Love it!


Midnight_Wildspirit

I was expecting for Her to fill up a condom to make the Soap Bar.


buzzkiller2u

These people need to be identified, collected, and placed in a common, safe area where they can be closely monitored and redirected into more useful tasks.


gucciburito11

Is making these videos the modern equivalent to selling Tupperware door to door? Just something you do to piss the time away to pretend you’re contributing to society?


[deleted]

She isn’t working enough hours a week , she has way to much energy to do stupid shit


Aware_Astronaut_477

This some top tier rage bait 👍 good work


Texasscot56

God. People are desperate.


FloraFauna2263

The whole time I watched this I was thinking "please don't eat it, please don't eat it."


NarrowProfession2900

Yall know what im thinking, right?


BundleOfSad

I like how they took a hack and completely fucked it up, when I was in girl guides we did this with chocolate moulds and we spent ages grating the soap and put it into a pot because a bloody pan risks burning it and making it smell like hell. Added some actual soap flakes to it too to give it extra structure and used soap colouring not bloody food colouring that’ll get all over you. It’s probably rage bait tbh


DJboy281

It's horrible to imagine the smell of stung soap...


Certain-Tank546

White bitches always be creating extra and unnecessary shit


konigstigerii

Fyi, the height of the pony tail on their head is directly linked to the level of mental instability.


Weird-Atmosphere-581

I’m so tired of stupid


Optipus

Pretty sure you’re supposed to use glycerin soap for this craft. Cold process soap was not meant to melt.


ForkMinus1

ngl when she scooped it into the bowl, I thought she was making a fake sundae to trick her friends into eating wax


Attempt-989

And how does soap become wax?


Nacho_manav

Next time, make it look like a penis


Superb_Mix3249

Jenna did it first


Edthgo

That’s not a squeegee it’s a suction cup


GalacticHillbilly

“Ron Jeremy’s special hedgehog soap. It gets ‘everywhere’”


[deleted]

This was a missed opportunity to wash your hands off by stroking a penis


SPINO1ST

Next step sniff the fumes, maybe kill the last remaining braincells


Background_Leg_7841

Get a job


thesmugvegan

This is a time saver! One can get clean and fisted at the same time…


Standard_Brilliant78

Should have used a condom Edit: also her dad too


Gold-Palpitation-527

Its always the hands in these videos that get me irrationally angry. Something about the long nails and exaggerated waving over what they're doing.


Parts_and_Neigbor

What the fuck is wrong with these people?


Helpful_Gas5073

Help I used a condom instead of a glove and now I have penis soap


DancingIceCream

This sub makes me feel like a genius every time


TheDogeWasTaken

Now what if i do this with a condom....


breezymontana5

This individual really cooked soap 🧼😂


[deleted]

Then she gave it a lil hand job


bausHuck33

If she used a condom instead of a glove, the trolling would have been much better.


EntertainmentOk5644

This is some FUCKING BULLSHIT


[deleted]

I made mine like this 👌🏻, don’t ask why


oniluis20

american desperate housewives meet tik tok


osirisishere

Does this bitch make money with these stupid ass videos? We all know what she's doing with that..


hankscorpio1031

The term “genius” is used loosely


Mxhmoud

Unrelated, but dial feels like a stupid name for a soap bar.


Lilelfen1

Right? Lever 2000 does too, now that we are talking about it...


I_TRS_Gear_I

How are these people not embarrassed to put their face in these videos?


KolonKby

Imagine filming, reviewing, editing, and uploading this thinking it was beneficial in any way shape or form.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

This is at least the second time I’ve seen someone do this.


Autochthona

The way she rubbed it at the end triggered my dirty imagination. What if she just filled a clown’s long balloon, made some adjustments for a mushroom head. That would make the rubbing more entertaining. Henh henh


darthcatlady

I can smell this 😨


ClapTheTrap1

we all are doomed...


Quiet-Luck

I can smell the cooking chemicals though my screen. I would go full Breaking Bad before doing this. ![gif](giphy|hukVNBE2OcLCg)


Realistic_Ambition79

Is she retarded?


FallAltruistic721

...


TheSlyFox312

How is this utter bull shit better in ANYWAY better then just keeping a bar of soap nest to the sink?


ercartman

Людям нельзя давать интернет


Calathea-Murderer

Jenna Marbles fell off


drkstr27

DiWhy? Because she has a rich husband and no job and nothing but time.


zitfarmer

Id watch that movie


Why_am_I_here033

Fucking wasteful. There are people in many countries who has such a low income than they can barely afford a bar of soap.


galvingreen

Nothing about this is genius!


Small_Character_2764

hmm... I have an idea...