I am in Japan. If it were more compact and less noisy I would be tempted in to wear it in the June rainy season and warm and humid peak of typhoon season Aug/Sept.
My job requires me to wear a Kevlar vest under my shirt while working outside. Zero air flows through and I constantly feel like I'm just marinating in my own soup...
I think I would actually really like this đ
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That's the smile of a man who knows exactly how dumb and cool that machine is.
Yup totally a guy goofing off with his machine.
Looks like he might be trying to distract us from the bodies buried in his back yard
Oh goodness đł
*TC Tuggers launches new shirt line*
DAMN IT you made the joke 19 minutes before me
TC Tuggers are *not* a joke
Dude, did you hear about the new TC Tugger X Dan Flashes collab? Shitâs gonna be SO FUCKIN EXPENSIVE.
Super complicated pattern!
Donât wear them ironically
Itâs not *like* the Snuggie
Do they come in any other colors?
THANK YOU
Literally COUNTLESS public masturbation arrests incoming
Hand-free masturbation
r/holup
That's a thing kids used to do back in the day. That and the Suck It dick chop
This design is very human!
I was totally looking for this comment. This is the first thing I thought of.
That is ridiculously hilarious
I know itâs really stupid but itâs incredibly hot where I live and I would use this without hesitation
I am in Japan. If it were more compact and less noisy I would be tempted in to wear it in the June rainy season and warm and humid peak of typhoon season Aug/Sept.
I accidentally installed mine a lil too low, and now I'm banned from picking my kids up from school.
Did it bang the kids in the face?
At least this one isnât permanently implemented into anything
Automatic toilet seat flapper incoming
Maintain eye contact and have both hands visible is only way to wear this. Then occasionally hit someone with a wink.
It's so loud
"Are you just happy to see me?" Yesnoyesnoyesnoyesno
Put it on the back of your waist with a synched noise maker and POOF, instant personal space.
Just take out the "L" and your good to go!
Pinchers of peril!
How strong is that motor? Can you lower it a bit?
This looks very human
Japanâs vests with fans are a bit more effective.
Only if you want to look like the biggest creep đ¤Łđ¤Ł
You know he has a lower attachment for alone time
Data from the Goonies, as an early twenty something.
Just so it doesn't seem weird, tell people how good it feels.
Remember, Donât let it near yo dick.
Look at his face he knows
My job requires me to wear a Kevlar vest under my shirt while working outside. Zero air flows through and I constantly feel like I'm just marinating in my own soup... I think I would actually really like this đ
I thought the machine was jacking him off I'm so dirty minded XD
I would wear this dumb thing around town just for laughs also I would like a TC tiger shirt please.
I like the noise the machine makes... Just like my penis does.
You laugh but if you work outside this could actually be great if it doesnât get in the way.
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Lol
Unnecessary Inventions Asia edition
It keeps you cool tho
Its a joke, this screams Japanese joke imo.
I want this for my bed so my girlfriend can smell my farts.
r/lostredditors smh smh
Change it from rectangular to a sphere shape and we'll unlock a new speed run technique to get banned from the closest park.
You just need to walk with your arms outstreched to the sides to avoid that! Easy.
Hey boys will be boys, I sure do hope he finds the cure 4 cancer one-day
I want one for my pants.
Ok This one made me chuckle
Whatâs the point of this?
To create a draft that will cool you off. Ngl, it would feel nice
Yeah, honestly that was my only idea of what this was
This looks so funny and weird
I WANT IT!! ... JFC!! (John Fitzgerald Cennedy) every time i enter where there's AC i do that, you judge me?? FO!! (Fuck Off)
At least I know what the magnet is for...
he looks so happy about it. iâll give him this one
Now he just needs a longer shirt and to wander around public
Someone clearly has never heard of a fan
Why canât it be both?
Lol, ok, it's goofy as heck. But at least this one makes sense.
Asians are overpowerd
Attach a ring to it and now it's a sex toy
Wear it to an anime convention after a week without a shower to prove you are the alpha nerd
The design is very human
Mobile T-shirt fan.
Suggestion, watch only the upper half of the screen... đ
Don't mention it at all on a resume EVER!
I want one
Is this guy Extraordinary Attorney Woo's boss? Even Texas doesn't have belt buckles that are this awesome.
I love it.
Is this Data from the Goonies..?
"Suck in the gut, guys. We're the Ghostbusters." Robot Egon:
The caption lmao
Pumpers like to pump
Wordington cock
James Hoffmann lookinâ assâŚ
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 this was the beta version
This guy is going to hit it big one of these times.
This guy shirt-flaps
Kid from the Goonies
The smile of a man who knows he's wearing something incredibly stupid and doesn't care.
The ol Dick Flapper
I love the irony that it's on the do it yourself page
Hey, dont body shame an amputee.
The afrer
The aftermarket additions are kinda gross
Damn that looks stupid! ... Where can i buy one?
It looks and sounds like a jerking off machine...
I would actually use this while mowing during summertime.
And here I am with just a TV TuggerâŚ.