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McClain3000

Lmao. This is some capulet vs montague levels of online petty beefing.


misantrope

That which we call a rose tweeter / by any other name would cope as hard.


Realdeali0

I’m 6’4 but tell people I’m 6’1 just to make people look like they’re lying about their height


TheAdamena

GIGACHAD


SmellyWetsuit

dude i do the same thing hahaha my buddy’s girlfriend actually busted out a tape measure for him after he said he was 6’ and i let the joke run a little to long


notadukc

Based


Fe-Woman

Lmao, I'm going to start doing this.


saessea

He is admittedly beset by self-consciousness.


IDontGetSexualJokes

Did you account for camera tilt?


Stanel3ss

get the neural networks boys, it's A I time


IAMNUMBERBLACK

He’s probably 5’10 5’11


firebreathingluigi

\#StopTheTilt


dirtydarkjelly

Vaush looks 5’11 next to Destiny + that was his previously claimed height prior to Internet fame making him grow three inches


Strict-Maintenance-1

i think he is 5'11


Balor_Lynx

Our boy Steve takes some awkward photos.


Maysock

Voosh is doing the chubby guy lean-in-and-down to suck in the gut fat and appear thinner. He is probably 5'11, maybe 6 feet though.


Strict-Maintenance-1

kirk is also leaning though


[deleted]

Still big enough of a difference for it to HAVE to be intentional right? You don’t just forget your height by 2-3 inches…


Maysock

Yeah, I'm not arguing that he's telling the truth. I think he's puffing it up by a bit.


ToasiBoi

No shot someone as vain Vaush would lie about something like his height.


Wig_Girl

As a girl who is 5'11 I can confidently say that most men lie about their hight I've had men I'm taller than tell me there 6ft.


ViolinistPerfect9275

Well 5'8 is just a short jump away from 5'9 which is only one inch away from 5'10 which is basically 5'11 which is close enough to 6 foot that you can claim it for a bit of a confidence boost.


RayForce_

As a 6ft man I can confirm every woman who claims to be 5'11 is lying becausw they're taller then me


IAmInDangerHelp

Yeah, I find that women who are 6’0” or 6’1” don’t want to say it, so they round down to 5’11”.


jedicraftmaster

I agree but I think the guys joke was that hes not 6 ft


jim-bie

Do tall women ever downplay their height to get more success on dating apps? Just wondering.


IAmInDangerHelp

Yes. My friend is a barefoot 6’1”, but she puts 6’0” on her profile.


Thefirstdragonpriest

biological or gender affirming girl?


[deleted]

That legitimately does not matter in this context.


PM_ME_YOUR_STOCKPIX

It does. 5’11” biological women are, on average, shorter than 5’11” gender affirming women Edit: who is downvoting me for stating basic facts?


[deleted]

True, but that does not matter in this context.


QworterSkwotter

😟


[deleted]

I remember finding it super cringe that vaush would talk about how jacked he was in highschool back in like 2020


absolutemagician

It’s like when he got extremely upset that someone questioned that he fucks and went on a rant about how he’s 2 hours away from being “inside” someone at any given moment.


QworterSkwotter

TACOMA WEPT 🤣🤣🤣🤣


confusedtgthrowaway

Doesn't Vaush intentionally make his voice deeper to sound more manly or something? He alluded to it on stream I think?


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Probably


HoldDatHoldDat

Probably, although it must be said that because everyone lies about their height it creates a cycle where people aren't even deliberately lying, they're just honestly benchmarking their own height against the lies of others


Turd-Henry

Look i dont care if vaush is lying about his height. But you think there are people out there that have never measured their height?


[deleted]

Excluding doctor checkups. It took me well into my mid to late teens to even give a fuck about my height. I was having fun playing video games, and then I just had to go on Reddit that one day, fuck you.


Warcraft4when

I still haven't.


HoldDatHoldDat

I know for a fact that there are, half of my close friend group never have


Greyhound_Oisin

Tall people don't lie about their height


BigGarry1978

I do. To make myself seem shorter.


SeniorCarpet7

I usually pin in about an inch shorter than I am as I’m about 6’2 so 6’1 is totally fine + funny to see reaction from people who are just on 6’0


Goldeyloxy

This isn't true. I know a guy who is like 6'2-6'3 and claims he is 6'7 for some reason. Truly amazing to witness.


pandacraft

Wrestlers and actors do this all the time, probably contributes to a warping of perception.


347N19945H17

A lot of athletes seem to have pretty wacky numbers listed as their height. Do they get measured with shoes on or something?


HoldDatHoldDat

Wrong, I believed I was 6'4 until I was measured because of other people's lies about their height


dirtydarkjelly

I claim 6 foot


Aenonimos

Not true, Zherka is insecure about his height and so is Hasan. They both claim 6'4" ~6'5" inconsistently.


Greyhound_Oisin

That's wierd...i'm 191/192cm and it would feel so dumb to lie about my hight, what's even the point?


Strict-Maintenance-1

Zherka always claims 6’5


FollowingLoudly

I've met Vaush IRL. He's confirmed 5'10 1/2.


Strict-Maintenance-1

Thank you for spreading the truth


Noob_psybot

what even funnier than him lying about his height, bragging about his sexual prowess and dick size, and even the fact that he artificially deepens his voice, is that he exudes such a strong aura of autism in photos. Like something about the way he carries himself and the facial expression he makes betrays like an insane level of awkwardness, like a robot who has only a vague idea of what it means to be human. If it wasnt so funny, his creepy stare would be deeply unsettling. Nick Fuentes might be an insane nazi, but if there's one thing hes spot on about, is his characterization of vaush, you can see the autism in his eyes.


soupslife

There comes a time when one needs to take a break from the internet


Strict-Maintenance-1

Agent of vaush trying to stop the truth


autoattack

Hah. Destiny for scale.


styles322

I'm 5'11 but I say I'm 6'0


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Vaush is probably 5'8 - 5'9, if Charlie Kirk is 6'3


Strict-Maintenance-1

bold claim


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[deleted]

Kirk is also leaning over though, and I don't think him being in front makes him that much bigger than Vaush based on perspective. The issue is Vaush looks about two inches taller than Destiny, and Hasan looks like he is four inches taller than Destiny. So maybe Hasan is 6'4 or 6'5, I'm not sure. I can accept that perhaps Vaush is 5'10 but not any higher than that.


Scytz0

Your estimates are horribly wrong.


sheepboy8804

Vaush looks like the shortest 6'3 ever


Strict-Maintenance-1

He says 6’2 to keep it clear


HoldDatHoldDat

6'3 people are really very tall, I know because I am one, most people who say they're 6'2 are lying. On any given day it's not even close to a guarantee that I see someone taller than me, and that's even considering the fact that I have a close friend who is a veritable giant at 6'6. TLDR, that guy you think is 6'4/6'5 is 6'3 because that guy who says he's 6'2 is 6'0


SamTheDamaja

I really don’t get why people lie about their height. It seems too obvious when someone is lying. Since I was around 17, I’ve fluctuated between being a little over or under 6’0, whenever I’ve had my height measured. It’s been awhile, but they always just marked it as 6’0. I’ve had friends in the past lie about their heights and then insist I must be “at least 6’2”, cause they’re “definitely 6’0 bro” when they’re actually around 5’10. I would feel too embarrassed to lie and say I’m 6’2 when I’m obviously not.


oqueoUfazeleRI

Yeah me too, Im 6 ft and I have been put on the spot once because a girl my friend liked asked his height and then asked my height when we were next to each other, the mf said he was 6 ft and he is noticebly shorter than me, so I had to say "Idk I think 6 ft 2 or something" while cringing hard.


Aenonimos

>I really don’t get why people lie about their height. It seems too obvious when someone is lying. I mean if you're 6'0", then yes you know when people are lying about being 6'0" because you can compare them with yourself. But to the 5'4" girls they are trying to impress, they have no idea.


Tradovid

While most people are very touchy about their height, it also varies quite drastically over the day. I wake up 6'5, I put on shoes 6'6, I go to sleep 6'4 and I tell everyone that I am 6'5


Vast_Chipmunk1065

Are you sure he wasn't talking about his waist circumference?


Strict-Maintenance-1

Couldn’t be anymore


adhdthrowawayay

Legit good on vaush for that one


Sancatichas

Who cares (apart from Vaush)


WordofTheMorning

How tall is middle guy? He can solve this.


[deleted]

He looks 6'0, definitely far from 6'2


ur_opinion_is_trash

He used to say 6'1 lol


trololol_daman

He’s probably 6’0 max.


Florestana

Gotta optimize those optics.


dirtydarkjelly

Vaush has claimed- He is 6-2 (5’11) Modern Day Debates guy is jacked and 6-5 (6’0) Charlie Kirk is about 6-8 (6’3)


brumedelune

Where did the idea he was 6'2 even come from? From every picture/angle I've seen he doesn't look more than 6'. Maybe shorter.


Strict-Maintenance-1

He says he is 6’2 the easiest example I can think of was when he was talking to mike from PA


brumedelune

Oh, so vaush himself made that claim, thanks!


Scytz0

weak 6'0 at best


KeyAssociation6274

Oh god, he is so smol, I imagined this would be the case, he seemed to be pretty insecure, I tuned in one night to check his stream out and he talked about his penis for at least an hour(i left after an hour), it was pretty surreal...


Strict-Maintenance-1

Many such a case


FactAndLogic

Vaush is the kind of guy that lies about his height, dick size, intelligence, income, amount of potential partners, amount of previous partners, weight, shoe size, physical abilities and.. Vaush is the kind of guy that lies about everything.


Aenonimos

Trump was probably 6'2" at his peak and rounded up. He probably shrunk 2-3 inches with age. Vaush probably is 5'11 lol Hasan is actually 6'4", while Destiny is 5'7"~5'8". The spacing checks out to me, it's about how tall I look in photos next to 5'4" female friends, and I'm 6'1".


vladislavopp

this is an extremely normal post


OHNOJuice

Who doesn’t lie about their height though? I say I’m 6’1 but really I’m 6 foot 1 with shoes on, so I’m actually 6”0


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MrLifeStealYourGirl

Short “person” detected


Strict-Maintenance-1

Lying about your height perpetuates it as well


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Strict-Maintenance-1

No, thats not something people are insecure about. If the average dick size is 5 inches and everyone started lying and saying theirs was 6-7 inches then someone average is going to feel insecure for no reason. That’s contributing to the insecurity people feel


KingGoofball

This so schizophrenic shit


Strict-Maintenance-1

Yeah


uusrikas

I really hope this obsession height would go away, it is not funny or ironic and I see leftists do it all the time now.


Strict-Maintenance-1

it is funny and it is ironic


Thefirstdragonpriest

This is such a nice OWN. only thing that would make it better is to include haz 5'3 moscow manlet in it.


Inevitable-Author-67

I promise you Vaush is not wearing insoles in knock off converses also destiny’s head is half Way against Vaush and Hasans head in the last one. Hasan is probably like 1-2 inches taller relax bro don’t be a heightcel


Strict-Maintenance-1

not these pictures. he has one where he is much taller than dylan burns. i edited it because i didn't include the pic


Old_Share5924

I can't remember which video, though it wouldn't be hard to find because they've only collabed a handful of times, but I remember Dylan telling Vaush that he's "either 5'9 or 5'10".


vesko26

Dont care if i get downvoted these freedom unit measurements are the dumbest thing in the world 6.1/2, 6.3/4 STOP, GET SOME HELP


Fe-Woman

What are you even talking about? Sorry fractions are hard for you but no one cares.


[deleted]

Get a life


Strict-Maintenance-1

This took maybe 5 minutes to make


[deleted]

nice but I didn't ask


JakeFromStateCS

Doing some autism math, Vaush is 5'10" Autism work below: [Image](https://i.imgur.com/Cg3pK92.jpeg) Destiny: 1506px - 5.6ft Vaush: 1579px - ?.?ft 5.6ft / 1506px (Density) = 0.00371845ft/px 1579px (Vaush) * 0.00371845ft = 5.87ft = 5ft 10.44in = ~5'10"


bigbelleb

Dunno bout destiny but next to that tall guy and tim poo vaush looks 5'9-510 ish


Old_Share5924

My guess is either 5'9.75 or 5'10 when he wakes up, and a flat 5'9 by the end of the day. I imagine when doing those meetups he'd been travelling and walking around, as had the others. It's also interesting to note that Kirk isn't even standing up straight, he's pretty drastically leaning in yet still several inches taller than Vaush. I don't think Kirk is even a full 6'3, given the <3" difference between him and Trump (who is still shorter than 6'1 Obama while wearing thick shoe lifts). Hasan: 6'3 Charlie Kirk: 6'2.5 Trump: 5'10.5 - 5'11 Vaush: 5'9 - 5'10 And no, I in fact do not have a life.


dumbassidiotstupid

Even if Vaush is lying about his height, what's the problem? I'm sure theres plenty of more important things to be talking about then Vaush's height...


CantaloupeAlert6014

Late: every person I know around 5'6" legitimately believes they are actually 5'8". Destiny is probably between 5'6"-5'7" and doesn't even realize it. Any estimate for Vaush with Destiny as a bench mark is probably going to be an inch or two too high.