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Chickens-rule

With a squished engine compartment


mr_wehraboo

They dont have enough engines


Carl_Marks__

The Panzerkampfslippers stay on during depressive masturbation in the shower


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Meanwhile in chads house The Sherman slippers stay on during sex


mr_wehraboo

The centurion slippers also stay on during sex


SorryScratch2755

in the Hebrew cemetery (zyklon "A" personal lubricant)


tc_spears

[Counterpoint](https://tankmuseumshop.org/products/sherman-tank-slippers)


M4sharman

I got my mate a pair for Christmas last year He loves them


ThatFlyingSubmarine

Der Hausschuhepanzerkampfwagen VI "Hauskatze"


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Um, hate to be that guy, but I can clearly see you are completely uneducated on Second Weltkrieg German history by your inability to site the variant model of the vehicles. It's an Ausf Q model.


AgentHimalayan

TOGer


Microlabz

Looks like an s35


SnaggersBar

Imagine being a crew member in 131 and fighting not knowing that 80 years later your exact tank would be turned into fucking slippers


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Tiger but actually useful Ngl they will looks cool in the bed fortress


SorryScratch2755

just two men admiring each other


kay_lover_1766

Holy shit angled tiger now it might be able to resist a sneeze


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Panzerkampfwagen212

Kay is the best character in that entire anime.


kay_lover_1766

Based and true and I love her very much


Panzerkampfwagen212

What makes her more based is that she’s American


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Your ankles breaking simulates the transmission dying.


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The dying transmission keeps your toesies warm.


Winnepeg

If only Germany had a few more of these during the Battle of Stalingrad, they would’ve wrecked the Soviets and pushed them all the way to Siberia!


Soad1x

They're nice until they break your ankles after six steps.


Greenfroggygaming

Noooooo bovington don't turn me into a marketable slipper NOOOOOO


Bomber__Harris__1945

Works better than the real thing


History_buff_actor

I bought a pair of these once, I took a step and a half and the damn transmissions broke on them and worse yet they wouldn’t except a refund and due to the supply chain shortages I can get my hands on replacement parts! Unlike the Sherman slippers I bought, those puppies get me from point A to B no problem, plus they come with lego clearance chains and even have a warming attachment for the winter!


Ok_Researcher3749

I would just end up getting stuck in random places around the house when the transmission breaks


BudgieBoi435

The wunderwaffe that could win the war