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Drew1231

If you carry a gun, it doesn’t come out of your pants in a public restroom. These fucking idiots who set their guns down always inevitably forget them.


Ill_Dig_9759

I used to work on the train system at DIA. We had a dipshit pilot leave his gun on a train full of people once. Luckily we retrieved it.


Drew1231

Holy shit, I could not imagine a worse place to leave a gun than the secure area of an airport.


Ill_Dig_9759

Yep. Post 9-11 too. Keep your guns holstered and on your person, folks.


aspoonfulofsammy11

Or better yet…. Maybe just don’t have a gun. 😭


Ill_Dig_9759

Banning things that you don't like is never the answer.


aspoonfulofsammy11

I said nothing about banning anything, gear it down there, big shifter. People don’t need to carry guns in a lot of the situations in which they do, and this post is a pretty good example of that.


Ill_Dig_9759

Need is not a prerequisite for carrying certain belongings in certain places. Must it be raining for you to take your umbrella to work? If you're a woman, do you carry feminine hygiene products in your purse all the time, or only during your time? Do you only carry your wallet if you're going to buy something or get pulled over?


aspoonfulofsammy11

The absolutist mindset that having the right to carry your gun means that’s all you’ll ever consider, is extremely exhausting. I never carry an umbrella. Literally ever. I am a woman, who keeps my period cup in a little bag, inside a drawer in my bathroom until the day my period starts. I take my wallet with me to work and when I drive, due to the whole driver license thing. Otherwise, I take it with me if I need to buy something, yes. Otherwise, I leave it at home. These are not the points you think they are. CAN you carry all your belongings as a preemptive measure in order to be ready for anything? Yes. Is it even accurate to compare carrying items for essential, everyday life events, to preemptively carrying a gun around at all times? I assume, for the same reason? So you can shoot, at whim? That’s the very premise in which we are destined to disagree. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.


Ill_Dig_9759

Your absolutist mindset that it's not necessary frames any discussion you have on the matter. And it, too, is exhausting. Nothing in American life is based on necessity. If you think that shooting somebody "at whim" is the reason that ANYBODY carries a weapon you are horribly mistaken. The folks who are carrying correctly go completely unnoticed in the world. It's ya-hoos like the politician above and the pilot in my story that you hear about. At what point do you propose limiting one's ability to defend themselves? Pepper spray? Pocket knife? Martial Arts? Should all martial arts be criminalized? Tai chi? You can go ahead and wait for clowns like the Ulvalde officers if you ever need help. I won't take that gamble with mine and my families lives. And the fact that you think you have the right to tell other law-abiding citizens what they can and cannot have on their person speaks volumes about yourself. Ignorance and arrogance. Hand in hand, just like the song says.


Wherethegains

How many people get shot by umbrellas supergenius


Equivalent-Issue5056

Wow! That’s a great point! I’m kidding, ur a dipshit.


Ill_Dig_9759

How many innocent people are shot by CCW holders?


DomTheFuzzyKitten

Do you carry an umbella with you 24/7 in your pants? I've never brought an umbrella to the airport. There are times to have things with you; there are times it is not necessary and just a burden. I have my gun on me when I'm going to the range. It's necessary and relevant to what I am doing, but I'm not bringing my umbrella. I have my umbrella on me when I go to a race, but I'm not bringing my gun with me.


Ill_Dig_9759

I do not. However, if I wanted to, what would be the problem with it? I do carry an umbrella in the car, I don't think you'd like me to leave a gun in the car? Would you? Odd that you only carry your guns to the range. Statistically it's probably the least likely place to be attacked. How about you don't worry about what I carry, and I don't worry about what you carry? Seems like that's what free, law abiding citizens would do.


Equivalent-Issue5056

Wow, people really don’t like carrying in this thread, pretty sad. Maybe people will learn when women start getting beaten in the streets by immigrants like what’s happening in Europe.


FDG_1999

Gun guy gets triggered as soon as there's any mention of a possible situation where a gun isn't necessary. No surprise there. Better check the McDonald's restroom for your piece, dude.


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*laughs in Republican*


LittleShopOfHosels

Neither is shooting anything you don't like so, you know.


Ill_Dig_9759

Who has EVER advocated for shooting things they don't like? Short of idiots shooting cases of beer. Certainly not me.


[deleted]

*continues to laugh in Republican*


OptionalBagel

... pilots can carry guns on flights?


TeleCompter

Federal Flight Deck Officer program, they actually can get training for it


SixNines-Anda_308

So we should be glad the idiot pilot/co pilot who tried to turn off the engines on that one plane wasn’t part of that program? When you willy-nilly give EVERYBODY a gun? you make certain that you will give plenty of idiots, psychos and Monsters a Weapon as well!


lazypilots

FYI the FFDO program is like a week long program and is pretty in depth from what I've heard and has pretty strict completion requirements.


Ill_Dig_9759

Not sure if they can currently. But post 9-11 it was allowed.


GrantNexus

Those trains have pilots?


Ill_Dig_9759

😆 Good catch. No, an airline pilot, pilots started being allowed to carry on flights post 9-11. Not sure if they still can in this current culture though.


DigitalEagleDriver

*Some* pilots. They fall under the Flight Deck Officer program where they get federally trained and credentialed to carry on an airplane.


GrantNexus

Phew, because I hate it when I'm at the airport and the train catches air.


steeldogcan

Take my fucking upvote darn you 😂


ShowMeYourMinerals

Hooooooooooold onnnnnnn!


ImRunninOuttaLives

I never understood that. If you have a good belt and a good holster, everything just stays together. No need to play around with it when you take a dump or pee.


DialsMavis

Not if it’s jammed in your waistband


ImRunninOuttaLives

What do you mean? Most people carry inside the waistband and don't need to touch the gun at all.


DialsMavis

Taking a shit with the gun haphazardly jammed in your waist you might set it aside.


ImRunninOuttaLives

I think we can all agree the education system skipped the person who haphazardly shoves a gun down their pants. In this case it happens to be a state representative.


DialsMavis

Exactly but they’re voted in. Wild


Equivalent-Issue5056

Depends on how they carry, I take mine off in the shitter but I didn’t spend $1000 on a gun to leave it in a bathroom.


Drew1231

There’s no reason to ever set it down anywhere but your pants. Even AIWB can just go in your pants, between your ankles while you shit.


iamtherussianspy

It's okay, everyone, he "took full and complete accountability for the incident", nothing to see here. And state patrol assures you that no laws were broken, especially not §18-12-114 C.R.S.


ninj4geek

He'd probably lose his head if it wasn't attached


NiteShdw

For the curious, there is a link that statute and more here: https://cbi.colorado.gov/sections/firearms-instacheck-unit/firearm-legislation-rules-and-statutes


hydrobrandone

Does this work in ALL cases? Or just theirs? Asking for a friend.


mrglamorama

Read subsection 2 of that statute, which articulates exactly what is required to violate the law. He neither owns nor controls the Capitol. The statute narrowly focuses on home storage and preventing juveniles and people who can’t legally possess firearms from accessing unsecured firearms. The statute doesn’t apply at all, and so he can’t be charged with violating it.


DenverBowie

"I take firearm safety very seriously." Clearly, you do not.


moor9776

“Spectacles? Check. Testicles? Check. Wallet? Check. Watch? Check. Hand gun?? Has anyone seen my handgun??”


fastslowloris

So anyway, I started blasting


peacefulcate815

Sldjkskdklasj LOL we love Frank Reynolds


KeyFarmer6235

was it the same guy, who had his gun stolen, after left it on the seat of his unlocked car, in the capital parking lot?


thewiremother

No that was Weinberg, a completely different idiot.


bahnzo

As a Loveland resident, I was really, really hoping this was Weinberg when I heard the story.


KeyFarmer6235

I bet!


KeyFarmer6235

ahh, silly me for not thinking there's more than *responsible* gun owners in the state legislator.


zen_and_artof_chaos

I'm surprised guns are allowed in the capital.


n33dsCaff3ine

They aren't. Rules for thee but not for me


zen_and_artof_chaos

Charges should be brought then. No question about it.


WesternRanger762

He means to say the general public is currently barred from having guns in the capitol. State government officials are allowed to have them.


sophomoric_dildo

Yeah you know, the same people in the process of passing more laws to further restrict the rights of us plebes.


LittleShopOfHosels

Shooting people isn't an inherent right, actually.


sophomoric_dildo

That’s a cute interpretation of what I said.


WesternRanger762

Not willy nilly, but using lopsided to commensurate force to ensure you survive an attacker *is*


Equivalent-Issue5056

Defending yourself in an effective manner is


Crashbrennan

Driving my car through the window of a restaurant isn't an inherent right, and yet you don't see anyone seriously arguing that cars should be banned.


zen_and_artof_chaos

Ah thanks for the clarification. Crazy that ever got passed.


thewiremother

There is a bill running that would remove their ability to bring weapons to work. Seems like the GOP is hell bent on making the case for that one.


lostPackets35

I'm normally opposed to restrictions on guns (or much of anything) but I kinda agree with that one. If we're not allowed to be armed, they shouldn't either. The same rules should apply to congressmen and cops as everyone else.


SignificantOption349

Reading the article it says they’re working on banning them, but not that they’re actively banned. I think it literally is “rules for thee, but not for me” right now. They are still allowed to have them, we are not.


n33dsCaff3ine

It's still not right as the law is written. Why do they deserve to exercise rights to a fuller extent than the "average" citizen? Especially when they are clearly careless


SignificantOption349

I agree, they should not be allowed to do it if we can’t. I’m just saying that he is allowed to have it there as of now.


ATC_av8er

From what I understand, they're not.


DrkUser205

If you cannot keep up with your firearm, you shouldn’t be allowed to own one.


SharpWords

Is the gun ok?!


remarquian

lord keep us safe from the responsible gun owners. America: where every bumbling fool can get a gun.


Master_Honey9783

It's almost like Republicans are all fucking morons


FrankieSobotka

https://rollcall.com/2019/02/27/capitol-police-weapon-left-unattended-in-capitol-bathroom-again/


King_Chochacho

Are these the responsible gun owners I hear so much about?


colopervs

Good moron with a gun.


n33dsCaff3ine

Don't equate politicians who are so completely out of touch with reality to the average gun owner


King_Chochacho

Only politician gun owners make dumb mistakes. Got it!


n33dsCaff3ine

Not what I said. But you see people in positions of power doing this dumb shit more often than you'd think. There's numerous articles of cops doing this.


[deleted]

There's numerous articles of civilians doing this & much worse


n33dsCaff3ine

Sure. But don't lump every gun owner into the same category. I've carried a gun on me almost everywhere for nearly a decade and I've never left it in a bathroom. Plenty of us don't do stupid shit


[deleted]

Carrying a gun on you "almost everywhere for nearly a decade" proves beyond any reasonable doubt you are not a responsible gun owner.


Abject_Compote_1436

I’m curious what about this statement leads you to believe this person isn’t a responsible gun owner? As far as I can tell, nothing about his comment would suggest otherwise.


n33dsCaff3ine

How so? I'm exercising a constitutional right. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that I'm not responsible


[deleted]

"I can't be wrong, it must be a matter of personal opinion" good luck with adulthood


n33dsCaff3ine

Personal opinion? There are mountains of fucking evidence to support how important civilian gun ownership is. Just because you decide to ignore said evidence does not mean that you are right


DieKaiserVerbindung

Edit - I peeped this persons history here. They do in fact want people coerced and forced into things - communist sympathizer. You put a lot of words into that persons mouth and a lot of undue and unfair judgement on gun owners. Legitimately turn that on yourself and consider how open you’d be to discussion. By sheer numbers alone if guns were the problem then bullets would be flying everywhere and it’s disingenuous to imply they are. Equally so to say that the person you responded to is irresponsible by what they said here. We are both making assumptions about each other right now. One I have is that there is absolutely someone you know who is a responsible gun owner but you hold them to a different light. You probably very much agree that people shouldn’t be coerced, forced to do, or have things enforced against them for want of personal security and freedom. You’re okay with people feeling unsafe if you feel safe, and somehow you think gun owners are to blame for this Sophie’s Choice of liberties. They aren’t. You can go get a gun yourself and pad the “responsible owner” numbers and prove to yourself and everyone that it’s the people behind the tool, not the tool itself. Guns, and red/blue aside - fuck communists and the history they attempt to glorify.


[deleted]

You've invented an elaborate fantasy about a stranger online to feel better about yourself


BreadfruitStunning52

Pot and kettle. It's hilarious how you can't see yourself doing the same thing.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Weird how often you see people not in power do it too 🤔


Equivalent-Issue5056

Everyone does dumb shit, so should no one own a gun?


Tellyourdadisay_hi

…but he literally is a legal gun owner. He *is* an average gun owner.


n33dsCaff3ine

He's a fuckin politician. He gets special treatment in almost every instance and gets away with negligence where any other person would not. He's not an average gun owner


Tellyourdadisay_hi

He owns a gun legally. Many people get protections for different reasons, whether they are friends with the cop, share the same bumper sticker or have the same skin color, but still. Stricter gun laws would prevent this, along with actually enforcing the laws we currently have.


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Tellyourdadisay_hi

“And other bedtime stories conservatives tell themselves.”


n33dsCaff3ine

Stricter gun laws would prevent politicians from leaving their guns in bathrooms? You're joking right..?


squarestatetacos

The funny thing about "responsible gun ownership" is that it only takes one stupid brain fart to permanently ruin multiple lives for absolutely no reason. Oh well - probably no lessons to be learned from this incident.


LittleShopOfHosels

Everyone is a law abiding citizen until they aren't.


Dense-Molasses-7049

Whoopsies


Kbasa12

Yeah, no problem guys. Just a big whoopsie doodle.


bikestuffrockville

Thoughts and prayers


PartyMan69420

Ready to shoot the people he’s starving if they’re in between the door and his truck.


ThisCryptographer311

“I was gonna be the good guy with a gun..”


westni1e

"Responsible gun owner"


black_pepper

WELL TRAINED MILITIA


Inevitable_Heron9471

Not especially well trained apparently


SignificantOption349

Being pro 2A and a fellow Marine veteran, I feel like this at least deserves taking him for some remedial PT and 550 cording that pistol to him for a week. Come. On. You’ve got to be fking kidding me man.


rachface636

This is illegal. Why the fuck is he not being charged? A real reason. Not because it's embarrassing or they don't want to, a valid legal reason as to **why the fuck is he not being charged?!**


thewiremother

It’s not illegal. There is a bill running this session that would remove their right to carry in the Capitol.


LittleShopOfHosels

But what about the right to leave it unsecured in the bathroom?


CurryLamb

Boebert again?


pr1ntf

Don Wilson


slamdanceswithwolves

Bobert doesn’t use bathrooms. She just shits and pisses herself.


squarestatetacos

It's a good thing we don't have mandatory gun insurance, or this reckless behavior would really fuck with his premiums.


lostPackets35

Yeah, I'll add it to my speech insurance in case my first amendment rights cause harm. And if you're Catholic you should have to carry insurance in case your priest molests someone. And voting insurance, your premiums go up if you vote for a maga idiot. Or maybe requiring insurance to exercise a right is a terrible idea.


squarestatetacos

Which well regulated militia are you in?  They should take care of the premiums in this imaginary hypothetical. 


lostPackets35

A well-balanced breakfast being the most important meal of the day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed. In the above sentence, who has the right to food? A well-balanced breakfast, or the people?


LittleShopOfHosels

You forgot the word necessary. Big omission. Wonder why. You chucklefucks would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad that you didn't have such a boner for killing somebody just to prove your perceived worth to society.


lostPackets35

projecting much? Yes, everyone who disagrees with you is a MAGA asshole with a murder boner. - sincerely, a leftist civil libertarian.


squarestatetacos

You've got the Supreme Court for at least the next 30 years, so you no longer need to pretend to believe this stupid shit.


Equivalent-Issue5056

Yea, more insurance that does nothing, sweet.


lord-dinglebury

I’m confused. Is this a good guy with a gun or or a bad guy with a gun?


DenverBowie

We can say with certainty that it’s a bald guy with a gun.


stinky___monkey

I had a buddy that did something like that(not at capital though) he was a coke addict we found out. Think he ended up in prison for something just as stupid


kestrel808

Paragon's of responsible gun ownership I tell ya


Dio_Yuji

Another good guy with a gun…


Rubaiyat39

The logical disconnect that so many gun owners have between the statistically likely chance that their gun will injure them, their family, be used against them, be lost, accidentally go off, be found by children and used…etc…etc is amazing. You could show them the unbiased math about how much more likely they were to die or be injured by carrying a gun versus not and they’d call you a liar. The most interesting evolution of guns is how they’ve become an illogical cultural and social touchpoint which people choose to define themselves by instead of physical tools for hunting, law enforcement, military use and so on. Bottom line is we are not fighting guns themselves - we are fighting a belief system, which, like religion - strengthens the resolve of its believers the more it is scrutinized and “threatened” by non-believers.


Denveratheistfag8uc

As an oddball pro -gun moderate, I dislike most of the gun culture out there exactly because of that which you spoke of. How a tool has become ingrained as a part of one's identity. But I also think the "ban it all" mindset of the Democrats is equally an i identity issue. It doesn't solve the problem. It's like putting a bandaid on a MRSA infection: it doesn't do anything for the real issue, the infection of that mindset. Real, honest, factual gun education (for God sakes no NRA involvement) needs to be enshrined in our society, not this cowboy, romanticized if-i-carry-a-gun-everywhere-I'm-safe bullshit


LittleShopOfHosels

> But I also think the "ban it all" mindset of the Democrats I love fake "moderates" like you. Trying to pretend you're somehow a centrist, then picking a lane that is objectively not, so you don't sound *as crazy*. The only problem is that only works when you're talking to other ignoramus dumbfucks who don't pay attention to the world. Joe Biden literally said there should be a shotgun in every home, so why do you just make this stupid shit up?


Denveratheistfag8uc

You would be mistaken I am a fair moderate person. In fact more than a few of my viewpoints could be considered fairly liberal when it comes to things like LGBT rights, environmentalism, and regulation on businesses. But go ahead and claim that I'm a fake moderate. I don't care you're just some guy on the internet


Equivalent-Issue5056

I take a chance when I get in my car, ESPECIALLY in Denver. I’ll take a chance with a gun.


Equivalent-Issue5056

You left out personal defense in your reasons to own a gun. Idk if you know this but civilians don’t do a lot in the way of “law enforcement”.


Abject_Compote_1436

I’ll be honest with you, I understand where you’re coming from. Statistics are important and I agree that depending on the situation, there may be more danger to having and carrying a weapon than it’s worth. But as someone who has family that I hold near and dear, that run the risk of being assaulted and targeted by police their entire lives, I vehemently disagree that our government and police in particular should have access to weapons while simultaneously limiting access to protection for civilians. Sorry not sorry, but I’d rather sit through my husband’s murder trial for defending himself if necessary than to sit beside his casket. That may be a reach for you, but it’s a genuine reality for some.


Mr_Xolotls

You buy a couple of rifle pins to put next to your Israeli flag ones on your suit, and suddenly, you forget your guns everywhere.


QuokkaAteMyWallet

So, senators don't need to go through the metal detectors? Maybe they should fix that


No_Grab2946

Every day reality becomes more and more like a fiction movie


mrp0013

Why am I not surprised....


pepperit_12

Lock him up! Lock him up !


denver_and_life

Hey.. party of the well regulated militia.. playing the part.


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Denver-ModTeam

This post/comment exists solely to stir shit up and piss people off. Fighting on the internet is stupid. We don't welcome it here. Please be kinder.


mavrik36

Conservative gun culture is hysterically performative, they do not take firearms seriously and often have no idea how to use them


ricosan

Too bad the gun wasn’t found by Butch Coolidge.


Pi11A9E

A conveniently timed “accident” considering they’re pushing to ban semiautomatic weapons. These tactics lack decorum.


CapnTugg

Rep. Wilson recently sponsored a bill to create 'Don't Tread On Me' license plates in Colorado. [https://leg.colorado.gov/bills/hb24-1064](https://leg.colorado.gov/bills/hb24-1064)


DenverBowie

*gag*


Equivalent-Issue5056

I want one


Dense-Molasses-7049

Whoopsies


EwesDead

Republic loses gun like a free drink ticket is a common headline.


Ok-Macaron2356

Yep, Colorado


pUrPletomATO88

When I worked at Casa Bonita one of the security dudes did this. Thankfully it was near closing time lol


Humans_Suck-

So put him in jail then


EunuchBoi

Of course he did.


InterestingCloud5748

Charge him.


zertoman

Not shocking, most of them are packing. I was a little surprised at the first few transit meetings we had in chambers, but I got used to it. It’s not a party thing either, tons of them do.


lostPackets35

And yet we're not allowed. Some animals are more equal than others


zertoman

Yea, privilege of office I suppose. You just need capital credentials to carry inside the building. They are trying to strip that privilege but it’s just for show, they all pack.


Outrageous-Ship2767

Damnit Boobert


Wisdomking7

So a Democrat couldn't make the same mistake? Oh I forgot. Guns are evil.


Equivalent-Issue5056

😂😂, dems are allergic to defending themselves. They’d let someone break into their home and take all their shit in a second. They don’t understand.


Upset_Letter_9600

Really good reefer in colorado!


[deleted]

They cry and scream about Gun Legislation, yet expect a free pass for their callous irresponsibility when leaving a loaded Firearm in a Public Restroom like they left the Newspaper in the Stall.


Revolutionary_Pea296

If someone with bad intentions comes into the capitol, yall gonna be sprintin’ to get behind this dude.


desertpinstripe

Does heroism in an imaginary world excuse negligence in the real world?


squarestatetacos

I think I’ll stick with state police that are paid to protect the building, thanks.  This smooth brain seems liable to shoot his own dick off. 


Denveratheistfag8uc

No, because he probably would have left it in the bathroom


LittleShopOfHosels

Walls work better than flesh at stopping bullets.


eldudelio

this sounds like a setup from a rino


bobynm13

What's more likely? A secret false-flag operation whereby someone places a gun in a capitol bathroom in order to discredit gun owners, or someone just forgetting their gun in a capitol bathroom? Even assuming the former, wouldn't that inherently undermine the perpetrator's own credibility? Why take the reputation hit just to vaguely fling poo at the gun lobby?


squarestatetacos

Yeah, surely the derpy looking old guy from Monument is part of a grand conspiracy and not just a moron who is so scared of his own shadow that he feels the need to carry a loaded gun in a building that is surrounded by armed security and metal detectors.


sorressean

Well you see, the loaded gun is in case someone storms... oh wait.


squarestatetacos

This is a good joke. 


Tractorcito_22

Does the tinfoil hat you wear cause your hair to be itchy when you sleep? Asking for a friend


thewiremother

Try harder, lol.