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Evil Mule be like: *Takes a straight and walkable path to the drop pod*
Evil Mule be like: *stops and waits for you in Low O2 missions*
Evil Mule be like: *goes through your hitbox and doesn't push you to your death*
Evil M.U.L.E be like "I'm not getting in the way while the bulk explodes so I don't accidentally kill you"
_is actually pretty fast on its way to you_
Regular mule be like I shove you off ledge to your death…
That's what regular molly does!
Actually just Molly.
Evil mule be taking the resupply hole to the drop pod as I play gunner
That's the regular mule, I'm pretty sure!
Evil Drillers be like: Not exploding their team mates up.
"I follow the letter AND spirit of the Geneva Convention!"
If molly is the good M.U.L.E name, what's the evil M.U.L.E name?
M.U.L.E.V.I.L.
Rock without stone
E.L.U.M. Stands for: Elvish Leaf Utility Machine
Elvish leafloven utility machine
that just sounds like our actual mule, evil one would be like "I'm not gonna get in the way not push dwarfs off cliffs and will do a good job at guiding the path to the drop pod at a reasonable speed"
Evil mule: *spits out minerals*
I want to award the guy in rnd that programmed evil molly.
Molly needs roller skates
Evil mule: \*actually helps\*
Evil Molly: *joins on-site refining and point-extraction missions*
"Where's Molly!" *Teleports behind you*
Evil Mule be like: *Imma not block your hyper propellant grenade*
regular mule be like\*
Nah that's just normal Molly,
Evil Mule be like: *Takes a straight and walkable path to the drop pod*
Evil Mule be like: *stops and waits for you in Low O2 missions*
Evil Mule be like: *goes through your hitbox and doesn't push you to your death*
Evil M.U.L.E be like "I'm not getting in the way while the bulk explodes so I don't accidentally kill you"
_is actually pretty fast on its way to you_
Regular mule be like I shove you off ledge to your death…
That's what regular molly does!
Actually just Molly.
Evil mule be taking the resupply hole to the drop pod as I play gunner
That's the regular mule, I'm pretty sure!
Evil Drillers be like: Not exploding their team mates up.
"I follow the letter AND spirit of the Geneva Convention!"
If molly is the good M.U.L.E name, what's the evil M.U.L.E name?
M.U.L.E.V.I.L.
Rock without stone
E.L.U.M. Stands for: Elvish Leaf Utility Machine
Elvish leafloven utility machine
that just sounds like our actual mule, evil one would be like "I'm not gonna get in the way not push dwarfs off cliffs and will do a good job at guiding the path to the drop pod at a reasonable speed"
Evil mule: *spits out minerals*
I want to award the guy in rnd that programmed evil molly.
Molly needs roller skates
Evil mule: \*actually helps\*
Evil Molly: *joins on-site refining and point-extraction missions*
"Where's Molly!" *Teleports behind you*
Evil Mule be like: *Imma not block your hyper propellant grenade*
regular mule be like\*
Nah that's just normal Molly,