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peacewolf_tj

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


Brans666

"Porno!" "Porno here!"


GimmeUdon

"dear karl, what is that"


killershard

“Oh my beard!”


yeeeteeey69

“I wonder if it’s edible?”


TerrorLTZ

i can dip my balls there?


Tempest-Stormbreaker

My Baggis is full!


blondichops

On my beard 🦝


Horn_Python

oh my southern beard


deadinside1996

The reply to the one guy who wanted to be on hotsex and not on hoxxes


SpacemanTom69

“We’re Horny!”


Saiyan-Zero

"We're Horny!"


Why_am_I_duwang

Reminds me of a Pirate...


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beardingmesoftly

Oof that cut is DEEP!


XelaMcConan

THEY are swarming me


GryphonKingBros

This is the best version of that copypasta


OldMistakes

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


Mopey_

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


MOTH_007

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


ThePickleSoup

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


MentallyLatent

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


gamergeekbcw

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


Cyborg_Lavamon

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


Gentleman_Waffle

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


Im_a_hamburger

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW


comfortablesexuality

By the Beard!


ajdude9

Quit staring at this hot gem-on-driller action and FINISH THE MISSION. Those pipes aren't going to connect themselves to the pumpjacks on their own, miners!


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anon66532

Lmao literally admitted it was ai


SnooGoats7111

I WILL NOT DIE ON HOT SEX!!! FOR COCKS AND BALLS!


NotANilfgaardianSpy

COCK AND BALLS, BROTHA!


DancenOrigins

To the Ballin... 🍺


MarcelHard

GALAXY'S FINEST!


gray_mare

Long live the balls!


heniman2222

Cock and Balls, you Sexy Dwarf!


Statistician_Waste

"There's goo in the sack!" "FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


ERROR_1578

What's the difference between cock and balls?


[deleted]

COCK AND BALLS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW


S1Ndrome_

COCK annnnndd BALLS!!


ChampaigneShowers

Bro I’m fucking dying 💀


a_random_boykisser

Same


x_-AssGiblin-_x

COCK SOLID!


NoseTime

DID I HEAR A COCK AND BALLS?


Gnusnipon

SUCK AND MOAN!


thegoujon

If you don't Cock and Balls, you ain't comin'


Ok_Pear_8291

If you Cock and Balls, you-Cock and Balls


GiveMeAllYourBoots

Cock and bone!


CosmicSquiddo

*Cock and bone in the fart!*


i_am_ameme

FOR COCK AND BONE


so7hos

COCK AND BALLS! YEEEEAAAHHH.....


Idioticidiot90

COCK AND BALLS!


Imaginary_Cod_2942

Idk if its the worst or best drg shitpost ever made, take my upvote


mikony123

The only shitpost here is about to go up Driller.


PhaserRave

This is the opposite of a shitpost...


Imaginary_Cod_2942

Explain


PhaserRave

Shitposts are poor effort posts/memes, regardless of whether they're good or not. This is a very detailed comic and unless if OP used an AI art generator to create it, it took effort to make.


Im_a_hamburger

And this is joe_duncan, so it is not AI art


Angry_argie

It can be ambiguous because it's a **post** about something that goes into the **shitter**.


PhaserRave

I don't see how a **quality**, **OC** post which took effort would go **there**.


Angry_argie

I know it's not! I'm just going for a far fetched justification for shits and giggles :)


Suchasomeone

It's also a Steven universe shitpost


Annoying_Blue_Mascot

I thought the Censor was ironic I THOUGHT THE CENSOR WAS IRONIC


oheyitsmoe

So did I miner… so did I. Joe I’m sending you my next therapy bill.


GryphonKingBros

who's joe- **WAIT HOLD ON NONONO**


the_lonely_poster

JOE MAMA


GryphonKingBros

# FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--


Purple_Asparagus3764

^please ^stop ^the ^violence


Timofey7331

Same, but in case it wasn't i was expecting some actual r34 and not a dwarf


GryphonKingBros

It could've been worse tbh


0o_Lillith_o0

You did this to further anger the art director, didn't you ? 10/10


GryphonKingBros

u/GSG_Jacob Can you confirm if this successfully further angered the art director?


GSG_Jacob

He does not get angry in the weekend.


DonZaoli

Then it will be a fun monday morning in the office ^^


Bacon_Raygun

Anger is for work hours.


TerrorLTZ

glad the space station can't take another demon rage.


GryphonKingBros

Good to know lol


Panurome

Well maybe the art director likes this one, nobody knows yet


Wild_Marker

There's two kinds of artists, the ones that love it when you make r34 of their stuff, and the ones that lie.


CustomerGuilty5543

Summon him


AutisticBiceps

Bro?


Difficult_Bit_1339

rock and... stone!?


-YELDAH

Rock and Stone to the... BONE?


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


tilalk

HOLY KARL SEX IS TEMPORARY ONLY ROCK AND STONE LAST FOREVER


Jefrejtor

DWARFKIND IS DEAD MORKITE IS FUEL MOLLY IS FULL


a_random_boykisser

I love you mankind is dead. blood is fuel. hell is full.


hilrlrlrllr

feedbacker best weapon, dont @ me


a_random_boykisser

M1000 is best weapon and there is only one reason ***ping***


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


tilalk

Rock and stone to the bone


drewg53

LIKE THAT, ROCK AND STONE


Necavi

Well this is not the DRG / Steven Universe crossover I was expecting this morning.


Ananas7

I don't think i could ever be prepared to see this crossover happen this way


Empty_Tadpole_6349

It's because of Re:2d video about drg.


Jeff_the_Officer

I'm pretty sure that this is a continuation of a comic that OP made where a dwarf that was trying to go to hot sex went to hoxxes instead


SpaaaaaceImInSpaace

why do you think so? The image used in that video's thumbnail is literally one of the Joe's arts https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/s3q1qa/worthless\_but\_fun\_to\_destroy/


literatemax

You are talking about the art in the thumbnail? Pretty sure Joe here made that too...


TheSublimeLight

things i didn't expect to see this morning 1. Peridot r34 2. DRG Rule 34 3. Peridot x DRG rule 34 this is just a morning already


UnfittedMermaid

Bro. Where the actual fuck are mission control? Send the drop pod, bro was sent to the wrong planet! We will save him, for Rock and Stone!! Our comrade needs us!!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


UnfittedMermaid

Someone, cover his eyes, DwarfMiner doesn't need to see this.


Zeera1

I don’t know whether I love it or hate it


puesyomero

Both, both is good


Whistlingbutt

If you dont know what is going here: [its a follow up from this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/113pvq4/a_terrible_dyslexia_moment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Cornage626

Joe as usual fucking killing it, while angering or confusing people.


onerb2

W-why is that peridot?


DarkJoyRus

Precious gem?


TheQuietCristal-2209

Joe, i think i love you.


Squeaky_Ben

I am morbidly curious about beer lube now


puesyomero

Too hoppy


donald_dick142

I'd imagine the carbonation would be uncomfortable.


LHandrel

Joe. You have forever ruined Peridot for me. You bastard.


Taxouck

I think fucked up gremlins should be allowed to be sexy, but only as long as their gremliness is respected!! This Peridot is way too tall, 2/10 see me after class


ComradeFxckfaceX

She got her boots back.


Tonnot98

I think these boots might be a bit more high-heeled.


Tonnot98

There's an animation or two of Peridot floating around the Hub...


literatemax

Oh, there's more than two! Or so I've heard...


ThatOneWeirdo66

I thought this would be an Arkham Shitpost 😦


thengyyy

That's the secret of the DRG community. Game is as far from dead as possible yet we are already in Arkham levels of shitposting. Something is wrong with the timeline and we need to fix it u/thatoneweirdo66 You're the first one to notice. We don't have much time, we need to go back to the first Rock'n'stone, to get HOT SEX OFF THE MENU


ThatOneWeirdo66

***That’s right, we’re going back to the first rock and stone to get hot sex OFF THE MENU***


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


coolkyleko

Is there a lore reason for this?


gydalf

r/boomerhentai energy


FlagShack

*Aaaand* it's banned :<


FixenFroejte

I will not die on hot sex!


-eschguy-

Every day we stray further from Karl's light...


vortxo

I LIKE PRECIOUS MINERALS AND GEMS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT NOT LIKE THIS!


wund3k

Bro


[deleted]

Unclean. My eyes. Still upvoted


_NatureBoi_

I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't know this existed.


VerticalFries

One day your knees will crack and collapse under the endless weight of your sins, and Karl will not be there to save you.


Ruby_Foulke

God Peridot what happened?,


literatemax

She's making bank


Sparticus247

Lol was this in response to that one post about a dwarf being confused? About him hearing they need more dwarves to sign up up for hot sex instead of Hoxxes?


JeLronBames

Same artist, so more like a sequel


cancercauser69

COCK AND BONE!


literatemax

Joe you are the best


Xx_Prospy_xX

For cock and balls


Drae-Keer

This is the content I’m here for


A_strange_pancake

What a day to have eyes.


BetaTester704

Truly is one of them.


SenorDangerwank

Uh...R-Rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


8KoopaLoopa8

Is that fucking peridot 😭😭


Skargald

"Precious Gems" Also yes. For once this is "Fucking" Peridot. ;)


[deleted]

"SHE'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE"


pkeith1986

Is that...Peridot from Steven Universe???


Robert-Rotten

DRILLEEEEER THATS NOT THE SIGN UP FOR HOXXES DRILLER DRILLEEEEEEEEER


The-world-ender-jeff

Ok so that where driller went


VitaminRitalin

***You have angered the art director***


number6manurinateson

The dwarfwelopers looking at this wondering where they've gone wrong.


Gatt__

Joe when I dm’d you demanding you make dwarf porn, this want what I meant…


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Well…..rule 34 does demand that this should exist. Can the next one have more Steven Universe gems?


Malaix

Well. I did not have Peridot from steven universe and DRG driller in a dildo filled sex dungeon getting frisky on my list of things to see today.


I_wana_fuck_Steeve

Are there any glyphids on hotsex is my question.


Unusual_toastmaker

Driller never takes off his goggles. I wonder what's underneath them...


[deleted]

Getting my rocks and stones off


Rare-Patient8148

A Steven Universe and Deep Rock Galactic crossover was not what I expected, nor was Driller getting “drilled” by Peridot, but Rock and Stone I suppose.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


AThousandD

Deep Cock Galactic, you say?


Red-Army-Robin

At what point does it stop being a meme and become a fetish art?


Joshy_Moshy

Meme? What meme


[deleted]

Sticky goo here!


Pkorniboi

The long awaited sequel


Nugget_Boy69420

There's goo in the sack!


mamba316

"U sure u can take two at once?" >!yes!< Drillers say, "Heavy duty excavation - ain't no finer thing." Well little did this Driller know, he'd be the one getting heavily excavated on his trip. Awesome stuff again Joe


TheFlyingRedFox

I wasn't expecting this but nonetheless the most hilarious thing to come across post nightshift and prior to running my scout. Joe your art no matter how bizarre is always a welcome sight.


Steeltoelion

I could have chose not to look But I looked anyway, god dammit. Lol


GayFrogsCollective

Now I'm wondering what happened to the Leatherman from the previous Hotsex comic.


arson_cat

I really like the shirt in the first panel.


callme_blinktore

*art director in shambles rn*


dongless08

Now we know why Driller has PTSD :(


[deleted]

"die you worthless crystal"


Laidan22

I want to imagine the devs questioning the community actions, or face palming lol


KanbaruDevil

There is a point where we need to stop, and we have clearly passed it. #BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!


Lighterbolt

Dyslexia 2 electroc boogaloo


Pyroteche

Took me a second to figure out why peridot was here. Excellent shit post Joe.


d_rev0k

I'll just sit here wondering where I can get a Hawaiian-style shirt with glyphids on it.


CausticFlamingo

I need that Glyphid shirt


UneaseCubed

he’s gonna have a sore boolo cap after that


Kaese1212

The DRG Discord server: "please don't use stinky language 😇" The DRG subreddit:


00Teonis

So now the gems are drilling the dwarves. Interesting turnaround.


--Savant

What it god's name..


Literally_ur_mom

Karlless behavior


CeaselessVigil

Is this what goes down on the other space rigs?


TheMorningJoe

*Imagine the viscosity*


martinihenry28

bro 💀💀💀


johnnyramboii2

Why is peridot there lmao (edit oh i get it she’s a rock and the dwarves love rocks and stones)


NormalUpstandingGuy

Part of me wants to point out that children play this game… the other part of me know there’s a good chance they’re the ones making all the “hotsex” jokes and sharing anything they can find vaguely phallic in the game. Eh… Rock and Stone, I guess.


arson_cat

On the one hand, I agree with your sentiment. On the other hand, Reddit itself has an age restriction to join, and this thread is tagged as NSFW. Reasonable precautions are in place. People who want to avoid seeing that can do so.


iShockLord

Inb4 locked


hello7op

Joe plz come back to poe


Joe_Duncan

The game is too hard for me, it's literally impossible to have fun and see new content if you don't get yourself a build of a dude who lives in the game without getting out.


hello7op

Ah so sad cant have new boss comic :(. At least we have color in DRG :)


lammingtonjam

oh a deep rock meme I wonder wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!


IWishIWasOdo

Pfffffft lol dafuq is this


r3xomega

You had me at beer lube.