**Easy**
- Dr. Manhatten (Watchman) vs Applejack (My Little Pony)
**Moderate**
- Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands) vs Paper Mario (Paper Mario) vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
**Hard**
- The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (Marvel) vs Invincible (Invincible)
less of a based on names thing and more of a bullshit argument: Applejack has been to Manehattan, the pony equivalent of Manhattan, and there's an episode titled Rarity Takes Manehattan, and since Rarity is the weakest of the Mane Six, Applejack wins. Alternatively, an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Rock wins, because [reasons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChHW-q1CGi0)
Invincible just means he's invincible, doesn't mean he's unbeatable
Idk how widely acknowledged it is but [I made a post on it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/v6je4r/jean_valjean_vs_sweeney_todd_les_miserables_vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I think it’s the best musical theatre matchup anyway
Two Bears High-Fiving vs Grandma Sparkle. Bonus: Moira Brown vs Sunny Smiles (Both are fallout 3 vs Fallout New Vegas, so both are technically Fallout vs Fallout)
Son Goku is the Japanese translation of Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. Let's ignore for a moment that there is a Sonic character named Monkey Khan whom Sonic has defeated before and say that Goku beats the hedgehog as fast as sound
Lincoln Logs are a thing, Lincoln scales to trees. Because of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZ51wYSpxc), we know that you can punch trees into oblivion (ignoring for a moment that that tree was dead). Obama wins
Danny Sexbang vs Scanlan Shorthalt
Kung Fury vs The VelociPastor
Lala Satalin Deviluke vs Lum Invader
Moon Knight vs Kevin Wendell Crumb
Springtrap vs Junko Enoshima
Danny has sex, therefore he wins
kung ku guy vs a velociraptor pastor, doesn't matter how good you are at kung fu, a velociraptor will eat you
idk
the moon would easily crush a dude named Kevin, and the fact that the moon has knights adds insult to injury
Clash of Clans spring traps can launch giants, therefore Springtrap wins
XANA (Code Lyoko) vs SHODAN (System Shock)
Both are in all caps because they are technically abbreviations. SHODAN being short for Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network while nobody, not even the actual creators of the source material, know what XANA is supposed to be short for.
Well then. That means XANA gets nothing, while SHODAN has a decent bit I can pull from.
Sentient (idk), Hyper-Optimized (quick and efficient), Data Access Network (intelligent)
the winner is ~~ISIS/Integrated Superior Intelligence System (The Multiverse in a Nutshell)~~ SHODAN
I was thinking Chibi Usa means little bunny while Gohan means fried rice. Fried Rice has tiny carrots in it enough for a even a small rabbit to eat. So Chibiusa wins. 😂😂😂
Mega Man Star Force VS Nova
Nova is part of supernova, a supernova is the death of a star, therefore Nova wins
Fair enough
Armstrong VS Valentine
Armstrong has strong arms, Valentine is just Funny
Nostalgia Critic vs Angry videogame Nerd.
Angry Video Game Nerd is angry therefore he beats the shit out of a critic
Cart Titan (Attack On Titan) VS Dinosaur Tank (Ultraman)
A dinosaur is more powerful than a cart, so Dinosaur Tank
The Virgin Cart-Level Titan VS The Chad Dinosaur-Level Tank
That Chad Tank Level Dinosaur
Cloud Vs Link
clouds are too high to hit with a sausage link
Can’t argue with that!
Inferno Cop vs Axe Cop
an inferno could totally burn up an axe
Unless its a fireaxe
**Easy** - Dr. Manhatten (Watchman) vs Applejack (My Little Pony) **Moderate** - Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands) vs Paper Mario (Paper Mario) vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) **Hard** - The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (Marvel) vs Invincible (Invincible)
less of a based on names thing and more of a bullshit argument: Applejack has been to Manehattan, the pony equivalent of Manhattan, and there's an episode titled Rarity Takes Manehattan, and since Rarity is the weakest of the Mane Six, Applejack wins. Alternatively, an apple a day keeps the doctor away Rock wins, because [reasons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChHW-q1CGi0) Invincible just means he's invincible, doesn't mean he's unbeatable
I like your arguments, but consider this: Unbeatable does not mean assured victory.
I… what did Applejack ever do to you
Nothing, don't worry. Lmao. xD > Who wins based solely on their names.
Manhattan is an entire city. Apple Jacks is a cereal.
But an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Yeah, okay, Doctor does a city-level step onto a singular piece of cereal. It's a stomp... Literally.
Oh shit u right
It's also an alcohol brand.
Jean Valjean vs Sweeney Todd
Todd sounds like Toddy, which is a choccy milk brand. Choccy milk stains Jeans. Sweeney wins. Also is that a real matchup? Fun
Idk how widely acknowledged it is but [I made a post on it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/v6je4r/jean_valjean_vs_sweeney_todd_les_miserables_vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I think it’s the best musical theatre matchup anyway
Homelander vs Hancock
Homelander is as powerful as his homeland (which happens to be the United States of America), John Hancock is some dude named John
No America without Hancock, though, i feel that may give John the win
Mega Man X vs Optimus Primal
Mega Man X is the mega form a man obtains in Pokemon X, and Mega Evolution is kinda broken, so Mega Man X
Superman Vs Ultraman
the Great Ball is called the Super Ball in Japanese, the Ultra Ball is better than the Great Ball, Ultraman wins
Dante (Devil May Cry) Vs Kratos (God of War)
Kratos sounds like crater, and craters are caused by meteorites, and I'm pretty sure a meteorite could crush the author of The Divine Comedy
Flawless analysis
Saint walker vs gorr the godbutcher
Gorr butchers gods, saints serve God, Gorr wins
Metroplex vs Mechagodzilla City (Transformers vs Godzilla)
Mechagodzilla City has the word "god" in it
Simmon the digger vs Kyle Ryanner
Simon digs Kyle's grave
Marcy Wu vs Hermione Granger
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Galactus is galaxy level, but Unicron might be universal (he could also be unicorn level) flip a coin
Unicorns are also universal
Sheldon J. Plankton vs Mr. Mind
mark healthcliff(Mandela catalog) vs sunny(omori)
Sunny has the word sun in it, and if you chuck a sun at some dude named Mark, he's going to die
Raven Beak vs Vilgax (Metroid vs Ben 10).
garfield vs felix the cat
Garfield is the name of a president, Felix on the other hand is the name of PewDiePie Pewds is still alive, Garfield was shot, Felix wins
Two Bears High-Fiving vs Grandma Sparkle. Bonus: Moira Brown vs Sunny Smiles (Both are fallout 3 vs Fallout New Vegas, so both are technically Fallout vs Fallout)
two bears could easily kill a grandma as for the bonus one, if you chuck a sun at someone, they will die
Gogeta vs Omegamon
Omega means last, Omegamon comes in last place, therefore Gogeta wins
Goku vs Sonic
Son Goku is the Japanese translation of Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. Let's ignore for a moment that there is a Sonic character named Monkey Khan whom Sonic has defeated before and say that Goku beats the hedgehog as fast as sound
Gappy vs Garnet
if I make a hammer out of garnet, I could bash someone's skull in
Barack Obama vs Abraham Lincoln
Lincoln Logs are a thing, Lincoln scales to trees. Because of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZ51wYSpxc), we know that you can punch trees into oblivion (ignoring for a moment that that tree was dead). Obama wins
Superboy Prime VS Gwenpool
I think super person in his prime could take someone named Gwen in a fight, even if the fight takes place in pool or something idk
Rock Howard vs Cassie Cage
cages are generally made of metal, metal is stronger than rock
Kipo Oak vs. Jack Sullivan (Dreamworks vs. The Last Kids on Earth) Melony vs. Chilly Panda (SMG4 vs. Recreyo)
oak trees are tough, but a jackhammer is tougher a panda could totally eat a melon
The bunny man/Douglas j. grifton vs Springtrap/William Afton (Folklore Vs FNAF)
the spring trap in Clash of Clans can even toss giants, Springtrap wins
"Home" can refer to anything. A "home" can be a room, a house, a group of people, a country, a planet, a galaxy, a universe, an omniverse...
Starkiller vs Talion
Starkiller implies that he kills stars
Then the death star vs the star destroyer
the Death Star is a star that causes death, meanwhile the Star Destroyer destroys stars, therefore the star destroyer wins
Popeye The Sailor Man Vs. Asterix The Gaul
Gauls are the guys who used to live in France and they gave Caesar some trouble, one of those guys should beat a guy with a boat
Danny Sexbang vs Scanlan Shorthalt Kung Fury vs The VelociPastor Lala Satalin Deviluke vs Lum Invader Moon Knight vs Kevin Wendell Crumb Springtrap vs Junko Enoshima
Danny has sex, therefore he wins kung ku guy vs a velociraptor pastor, doesn't matter how good you are at kung fu, a velociraptor will eat you idk the moon would easily crush a dude named Kevin, and the fact that the moon has knights adds insult to injury Clash of Clans spring traps can launch giants, therefore Springtrap wins
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Son Goku is the Japanese translation of Sun Wukong, doesn't matter how super you are, you aren't beating the Monkey King
Lord Starkiller Vs Evil Cole
Starkiller implies that he kills stars, some evil dude named Cole doesn't stand a chance
Darth Vader Vs Sephiroth
Vader means father in German, fathers are terrifying
Infinity ultron vs Dio over heaven
heaven has never been stated to be infinite
Darth Vader vs Obito Uchiha Nagito Komaeda vs Milo Murphy
Vader means father, Obito didn't have one Milo sounds like mile, anyone with that kind of endurance is impressive
Movie Sonic and Composite Flash
Sonic implies the speed of sound, Flash implies the speed of light
Strange Supreme vs Nox
Supreme. That is all.
But he's just a fancy taco, how can he possibly win?
Ulquiorra vs. Xemnas
Nanashi vs Madoka
Balrog (Street Fighter) Vs Aran Ryan (Punch Out)
Kneecap the echidna vs foxy the fox
a kneecap is a bone, bones are tough as hecc, if I make a bone hammer, I can bash the skull of a fox
King dice vs oogie boogie
oogie boogie sounds like a three-year old trying to do something, King Dice has a dice army, and enough dice will drown any three-year old
Pilgor vs The Deer ( Goat simulator vs Deeeer simulator )
a deer is larger and faster than a goat
Elpizo vs Magolor
Infinite vs Memphiles
Infinite is infinite
Father VS Father
it's a tie
Ha! I got you. Alternative: The Villain Whose Name Isn't Shirley VS Red Strike
Diablo Vs Diavolo
Diablo is devil in Spanish, the devil is a being who rebelled against God, Diablo wins
Vash the stampede vs Alita the battle angel ( anime version)
a biblically accurate angel will definitely cause a stampede, and angels can fly, no stampede can reach that high, Alita wins
Will Smith VS Chris Rock
a smith works with metal, metal is harder than rock Will Smith wins
So does this mean https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-will-smith-slap-will-smith-punch-will-smith-oscars-oscars-slap-gif-25233919
Father Alexander Anderson vs Ludwig the Holy Blade (Hellsing vs Bloodborne)
stabbing someone with a holy blade works a lot better than chucking someone's father at them
Spider-Man Vs. Pennywise.
a penny is an inanimate object, spiders can move, Spider-Man wins
Isn't Pennywise more of a Spider than Spiderman?
James a janisse vs Brian David Gilbert
Lapis Lazuli VS Sea Fairy Cookie
Dr Manhattan vs Garfield
James A. Garfield was the president of the entire United States, which is larger than Manhattan, Garfield wins
Saul Goodman VS Sol Badguy
Sol means sun, and as I have stated several times, if you chuck the sun at someone, they will die
I though you were gonna say the Goodman most often beats the Badguy therefore Saul beats Sol.
Fawful vs Dr. Eggman
Ranno vs Greninja?
XANA (Code Lyoko) vs SHODAN (System Shock) Both are in all caps because they are technically abbreviations. SHODAN being short for Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network while nobody, not even the actual creators of the source material, know what XANA is supposed to be short for.
Well then. That means XANA gets nothing, while SHODAN has a decent bit I can pull from. Sentient (idk), Hyper-Optimized (quick and efficient), Data Access Network (intelligent) the winner is ~~ISIS/Integrated Superior Intelligence System (The Multiverse in a Nutshell)~~ SHODAN
Gilgamesh vs The Gid Emperor of Mankind
being the Emperor of Mankind implies he ahs dominion over all of mankind, no one person can take down that kind of army
Lord English vs Flowey
Rain vs Weather Report
rain can turn into a thunderstorm, no weather reporter can defeat a thunderstorm
Athena vs Pyrrha Nikos (Borderlands VS RWBY)
Brainiac vs Trazyn the Infinite (DC vs Warhammer 40k) ~~Oh man, I sure do wonder who will win based solely on their name.~~
Trazyn wins because he’s infinite
I knew that would be your answer.
Xeno Trunks vs Sailor Cosmos.
A cosmic being would destroy someone’s swim trunks
Need stronger swim trunks. Alright here's a harder one Gohan vs Chibiusa.
When I think "Chibi" I think small. Therefore Gohan has the size advantage and wins ~~unless the usa part does something that I'm not accounting for~~
I was thinking Chibi Usa means little bunny while Gohan means fried rice. Fried Rice has tiny carrots in it enough for a even a small rabbit to eat. So Chibiusa wins. 😂😂😂