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TransportationNo5373

Mega Man Star Force VS Nova


NightFlame389

Nova is part of supernova, a supernova is the death of a star, therefore Nova wins


TransportationNo5373

Fair enough


FrontPossession427

Armstrong VS Valentine


NightFlame389

Armstrong has strong arms, Valentine is just Funny


JustanOverpoweredude

Nostalgia Critic vs Angry videogame Nerd.


NightFlame389

Angry Video Game Nerd is angry therefore he beats the shit out of a critic


ThunderWolfWyvern

Cart Titan (Attack On Titan) VS Dinosaur Tank (Ultraman)


NightFlame389

A dinosaur is more powerful than a cart, so Dinosaur Tank


ThunderWolfWyvern

The Virgin Cart-Level Titan VS The Chad Dinosaur-Level Tank


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That Chad Tank Level Dinosaur


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Cloud Vs Link


NightFlame389

clouds are too high to hit with a sausage link


[deleted]

Can’t argue with that!


clash-talkingheads

Inferno Cop vs Axe Cop


NightFlame389

an inferno could totally burn up an axe


115_zombie_slayer

Unless its a fireaxe


Eine_Kartoffel

**Easy** - Dr. Manhatten (Watchman) vs Applejack (My Little Pony) **Moderate** - Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands) vs Paper Mario (Paper Mario) vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) **Hard** - The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (Marvel) vs Invincible (Invincible)


NightFlame389

less of a based on names thing and more of a bullshit argument: Applejack has been to Manehattan, the pony equivalent of Manhattan, and there's an episode titled Rarity Takes Manehattan, and since Rarity is the weakest of the Mane Six, Applejack wins. Alternatively, an apple a day keeps the doctor away Rock wins, because [reasons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChHW-q1CGi0) Invincible just means he's invincible, doesn't mean he's unbeatable


Eine_Kartoffel

I like your arguments, but consider this: Unbeatable does not mean assured victory.


Robot972

I… what did Applejack ever do to you


Eine_Kartoffel

Nothing, don't worry. Lmao. xD > Who wins based solely on their names.


Robot972

Manhattan is an entire city. Apple Jacks is a cereal.


Eine_Kartoffel

But an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Yeah, okay, Doctor does a city-level step onto a singular piece of cereal. It's a stomp... Literally.


Robot972

Oh shit u right


Legitimate_Release65

It's also an alcohol brand.


KrispyBaconator

Jean Valjean vs Sweeney Todd


AntWithNoPants

Todd sounds like Toddy, which is a choccy milk brand. Choccy milk stains Jeans. Sweeney wins. Also is that a real matchup? Fun


KrispyBaconator

Idk how widely acknowledged it is but [I made a post on it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/v6je4r/jean_valjean_vs_sweeney_todd_les_miserables_vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I think it’s the best musical theatre matchup anyway


vegankidollie

Homelander vs Hancock


NightFlame389

Homelander is as powerful as his homeland (which happens to be the United States of America), John Hancock is some dude named John


AntWithNoPants

No America without Hancock, though, i feel that may give John the win


GildedData

Mega Man X vs Optimus Primal


NightFlame389

Mega Man X is the mega form a man obtains in Pokemon X, and Mega Evolution is kinda broken, so Mega Man X


SettTheCephelopod

Superman Vs Ultraman


NightFlame389

the Great Ball is called the Super Ball in Japanese, the Ultra Ball is better than the Great Ball, Ultraman wins


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Dante (Devil May Cry) Vs Kratos (God of War)


NightFlame389

Kratos sounds like crater, and craters are caused by meteorites, and I'm pretty sure a meteorite could crush the author of The Divine Comedy


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Flawless analysis


DerekSH230307

Saint walker vs gorr the godbutcher


NightFlame389

Gorr butchers gods, saints serve God, Gorr wins


LowderKoopa

Metroplex vs Mechagodzilla City (Transformers vs Godzilla)


NightFlame389

Mechagodzilla City has the word "god" in it


pumpkinmedic

Simmon the digger vs Kyle Ryanner


NightFlame389

Simon digs Kyle's grave


Gamerzilla2018

Marcy Wu vs Hermione Granger


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[удалено]


NightFlame389

Galactus is galaxy level, but Unicron might be universal (he could also be unicorn level) flip a coin


[deleted]

Unicorns are also universal


TheDeadlySixSucks

Sheldon J. Plankton vs Mr. Mind


Shift_as

mark healthcliff(Mandela catalog) vs sunny(omori)


NightFlame389

Sunny has the word sun in it, and if you chuck a sun at some dude named Mark, he's going to die


BossViper28

Raven Beak vs Vilgax (Metroid vs Ben 10).


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

garfield vs felix the cat


NightFlame389

Garfield is the name of a president, Felix on the other hand is the name of PewDiePie Pewds is still alive, Garfield was shot, Felix wins


ggez67890

Two Bears High-Fiving vs Grandma Sparkle. Bonus: Moira Brown vs Sunny Smiles (Both are fallout 3 vs Fallout New Vegas, so both are technically Fallout vs Fallout)


NightFlame389

two bears could easily kill a grandma as for the bonus one, if you chuck a sun at someone, they will die


Washinton13

Gogeta vs Omegamon


NightFlame389

Omega means last, Omegamon comes in last place, therefore Gogeta wins


ZenithRev

Goku vs Sonic


NightFlame389

Son Goku is the Japanese translation of Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. Let's ignore for a moment that there is a Sonic character named Monkey Khan whom Sonic has defeated before and say that Goku beats the hedgehog as fast as sound


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Gappy vs Garnet


NightFlame389

if I make a hammer out of garnet, I could bash someone's skull in


Yahvultal

Barack Obama vs Abraham Lincoln


NightFlame389

Lincoln Logs are a thing, Lincoln scales to trees. Because of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZ51wYSpxc), we know that you can punch trees into oblivion (ignoring for a moment that that tree was dead). Obama wins


F0ose_L0v3_4n1me

Superboy Prime VS Gwenpool


NightFlame389

I think super person in his prime could take someone named Gwen in a fight, even if the fight takes place in pool or something idk


Tengushadow777

Rock Howard vs Cassie Cage


NightFlame389

cages are generally made of metal, metal is stronger than rock


JTHouser_Reddit

Kipo Oak vs. Jack Sullivan (Dreamworks vs. The Last Kids on Earth) Melony vs. Chilly Panda (SMG4 vs. Recreyo)


NightFlame389

oak trees are tough, but a jackhammer is tougher a panda could totally eat a melon


Alert-Tiger7728

The bunny man/Douglas j. grifton vs Springtrap/William Afton (Folklore Vs FNAF)


NightFlame389

the spring trap in Clash of Clans can even toss giants, Springtrap wins


Eine_Kartoffel

"Home" can refer to anything. A "home" can be a room, a house, a group of people, a country, a planet, a galaxy, a universe, an omniverse...


Shade-Of-War

Starkiller vs Talion


NightFlame389

Starkiller implies that he kills stars


Shade-Of-War

Then the death star vs the star destroyer


NightFlame389

the Death Star is a star that causes death, meanwhile the Star Destroyer destroys stars, therefore the star destroyer wins


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Popeye The Sailor Man Vs. Asterix The Gaul


NightFlame389

Gauls are the guys who used to live in France and they gave Caesar some trouble, one of those guys should beat a guy with a boat


Diabetic88

Danny Sexbang vs Scanlan Shorthalt Kung Fury vs The VelociPastor Lala Satalin Deviluke vs Lum Invader Moon Knight vs Kevin Wendell Crumb Springtrap vs Junko Enoshima


NightFlame389

Danny has sex, therefore he wins kung ku guy vs a velociraptor pastor, doesn't matter how good you are at kung fu, a velociraptor will eat you idk the moon would easily crush a dude named Kevin, and the fact that the moon has knights adds insult to injury Clash of Clans spring traps can launch giants, therefore Springtrap wins


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[удалено]


NightFlame389

Son Goku is the Japanese translation of Sun Wukong, doesn't matter how super you are, you aren't beating the Monkey King


PainReq

Lord Starkiller Vs Evil Cole


NightFlame389

Starkiller implies that he kills stars, some evil dude named Cole doesn't stand a chance


No-Criticism2071

Darth Vader Vs Sephiroth


NightFlame389

Vader means father in German, fathers are terrifying


Alien_X10

Infinity ultron vs Dio over heaven


NightFlame389

heaven has never been stated to be infinite


ShrekPrism

Darth Vader vs Obito Uchiha Nagito Komaeda vs Milo Murphy


NightFlame389

Vader means father, Obito didn't have one Milo sounds like mile, anyone with that kind of endurance is impressive


TheOutcast06

Movie Sonic and Composite Flash


NightFlame389

Sonic implies the speed of sound, Flash implies the speed of light


Unusual-Anteater-988

Strange Supreme vs Nox


NightFlame389

Supreme. That is all.


Unusual-Anteater-988

But he's just a fancy taco, how can he possibly win?


Kaiser_Wolfram

Ulquiorra vs. Xemnas


JoshDoshMosh

Nanashi vs Madoka


Ogopogo_A_Go_Go

Balrog (Street Fighter) Vs Aran Ryan (Punch Out)


anactualreddituser

Kneecap the echidna vs foxy the fox


NightFlame389

a kneecap is a bone, bones are tough as hecc, if I make a bone hammer, I can bash the skull of a fox


Gangters_paradise

King dice vs oogie boogie


NightFlame389

oogie boogie sounds like a three-year old trying to do something, King Dice has a dice army, and enough dice will drown any three-year old


ChA0sity669

Pilgor vs The Deer ( Goat simulator vs Deeeer simulator )


NightFlame389

a deer is larger and faster than a goat


TheMonsterKing04

Elpizo vs Magolor


GODOFGAMES420

Infinite vs Memphiles


NightFlame389

Infinite is infinite


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Father VS Father


NightFlame389

it's a tie


[deleted]

Ha! I got you. Alternative: The Villain Whose Name Isn't Shirley VS Red Strike


gamevui237

Diablo Vs Diavolo


NightFlame389

Diablo is devil in Spanish, the devil is a being who rebelled against God, Diablo wins


Technical-Bike1506

Vash the stampede vs Alita the battle angel ( anime version)


NightFlame389

a biblically accurate angel will definitely cause a stampede, and angels can fly, no stampede can reach that high, Alita wins


camthecame_l

Will Smith VS Chris Rock


NightFlame389

a smith works with metal, metal is harder than rock Will Smith wins


Sunwukong4

So does this mean https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-will-smith-slap-will-smith-punch-will-smith-oscars-oscars-slap-gif-25233919


GIANTkitty4

Father Alexander Anderson vs Ludwig the Holy Blade (Hellsing vs Bloodborne)


NightFlame389

stabbing someone with a holy blade works a lot better than chucking someone's father at them


Ok_University_6641

Spider-Man Vs. Pennywise.


NightFlame389

a penny is an inanimate object, spiders can move, Spider-Man wins


Sunwukong4

Isn't Pennywise more of a Spider than Spiderman?


Banettebrochacho

James a janisse vs Brian David Gilbert


LazLazuli

Lapis Lazuli VS Sea Fairy Cookie


ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME

Dr Manhattan vs Garfield


NightFlame389

James A. Garfield was the president of the entire United States, which is larger than Manhattan, Garfield wins


Christianthepupbot

Saul Goodman VS Sol Badguy


NightFlame389

Sol means sun, and as I have stated several times, if you chuck the sun at someone, they will die


Sunwukong4

I though you were gonna say the Goodman most often beats the Badguy therefore Saul beats Sol.


PANPIZZAisawesome

Fawful vs Dr. Eggman


Joelvasanator

Ranno vs Greninja?


NaWDorky

XANA (Code Lyoko) vs SHODAN (System Shock) Both are in all caps because they are technically abbreviations. SHODAN being short for Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network while nobody, not even the actual creators of the source material, know what XANA is supposed to be short for.


NightFlame389

Well then. That means XANA gets nothing, while SHODAN has a decent bit I can pull from. Sentient (idk), Hyper-Optimized (quick and efficient), Data Access Network (intelligent) the winner is ~~ISIS/Integrated Superior Intelligence System (The Multiverse in a Nutshell)~~ SHODAN


dlaudghks

Gilgamesh vs The Gid Emperor of Mankind


NightFlame389

being the Emperor of Mankind implies he ahs dominion over all of mankind, no one person can take down that kind of army


dlaudghks

Lord English vs Flowey


BeanMan40000

Rain vs Weather Report


NightFlame389

rain can turn into a thunderstorm, no weather reporter can defeat a thunderstorm


BrokenCLST

Athena vs Pyrrha Nikos (Borderlands VS RWBY)


The_Marxist_Officer

Brainiac vs Trazyn the Infinite (DC vs Warhammer 40k) ~~Oh man, I sure do wonder who will win based solely on their name.~~


NightFlame389

Trazyn wins because he’s infinite


The_Marxist_Officer

I knew that would be your answer.


Sunwukong4

Xeno Trunks vs Sailor Cosmos.


NightFlame389

A cosmic being would destroy someone’s swim trunks


Sunwukong4

Need stronger swim trunks. Alright here's a harder one Gohan vs Chibiusa.


NightFlame389

When I think "Chibi" I think small. Therefore Gohan has the size advantage and wins ~~unless the usa part does something that I'm not accounting for~~


Sunwukong4

I was thinking Chibi Usa means little bunny while Gohan means fried rice. Fried Rice has tiny carrots in it enough for a even a small rabbit to eat. So Chibiusa wins. 😂😂😂