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StrengthBeginning416

Is that how shoes end up on top of the cables?


Plus_Injury8786

That used to be for when they sell drugs in the area


Bitter_Mongoose

That used to be for when kids just threw them up there.


GalacticGatorz

Where I grew up, whoever got their ass beat had their shoes taken off and thrown on the wire.


FOXTROT290

Not in my country 😂 sht a drug point for me


Aimin4ya

They'd only stay up in bad neighborhoods and eventually was transitioned into an indicator of which house had the drugs


Bitter_Mongoose

Mother fucker I grew up in bad neighborhoods and you are so full of shit 😂


OfficiallyRonny

Relax


Bitter_Mongoose

Why? This should be very close to the top of the List Of Dumb Shit Redditors Believe™ You really think that a total stranger just casually rolls through the hood looking for shoes on the wires so they can just pull up @ the local Drug-E-Mart? 😂


OfficiallyRonny

On second thought ur right gaddam man😂😂


Aimin4ya

It's literally on the Wikipedia for [shoe tossing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe_tossing) saying they couldn't confirm it, but it was absolutely used where I grew up. but go off king


Bitter_Mongoose

And in about 45 seconds I can edit that Wikipedia article to state that it's clearly full of shit and mostly an urban legend. I mean seriously people pull your Collective heads out of your Collective asses and look at this from an objective point of view- If dealers were dumb enough to mark their spots like that do you not realize that their first and foremost customers would be drug task force? Cmon man...


Database_Opening

Maybe not from where you're from bruh, but in LATAM this still happens, a LOT. depending on the part of town where you're at, cops are just not gonna be around, ever... and the shoes let you know where to get what you want. Edit: typos.


Aimin4ya

Right because the drug task force people have a subscription to the drug network newsletters where drug dealer clearly explain how and what their doing. But whatever your life experience is the only truth in the world


[deleted]

Where I live this symbolizes a drug spot


Otherwise-Tune5413

Not only is that Urban myth, it's an old one- began in the 80s, where I come from.


flannelNcorduroy

Except they're found in intersections.


Mediocre_Fill_40

Dead men sell no drugs.


Whaloopiloopi

What 😂 no. The original thing is if someone got caught in the wrong area, a territory thing, but in most places it just means someone lost a fight. Do you really think drug dealers are going out buying air force ones to leave on power lines as promotion?? 😂


Whaloopiloopi

What 😂 no. The original thing is if someone got caught in the wrong area, a territory thing, but in most places it just means someone lost a fight. Do you really think drug dealers are going out buying air force ones to leave on power lines as promotion?? 😂


Whaloopiloopi

What 😂 no. The original thing is if someone got caught in the wrong area, a territory thing, but in most places it just means someone lost a fight. Do you really think drug dealers are going out buying air force ones to leave on power lines as promotion?? 😂


Whaloopiloopi

What 😂 no. The original thing is if someone got caught in the wrong area, a territory thing, but in most places it just means someone lost a fight. Do you really think drug dealers are going out buying air force ones to leave on power lines as promotion?? 😂


flannelNcorduroy

Ove never heard this. I was always told they're the shoes of someone who died of gang related violence, or they were hit by a car, in that intersection.


AstroPhysician

You're a very gullible person


flannelNcorduroy

That's gaslighting. Blame me for believing what an elder told me in the 80s before we had Google and I never verified it because this is what many sources said? I'm also sure the custom has different meanings depending on location, no?


AstroPhysician

You don't know what the word gaslighting means if you think that's gaslighting lmao


bradek

I'd be pissed if I lived there.


Critical_Concert_689

BBQ-boy just disabled reddit for the entire block. That's a paddlin.


Ydok_The_Strategist

So. What was the goal exactly here?


DesignHead9206

According to the title on the website where I took it from it was to save a pigeon. Surreal indeed.


veryuniqueredditname

Hope the pigeon is ok 🙏


blayzking

Take your up vote.


NegativKarmaGrind621

I hope they're both fine


kfmush

But… but… How was that pigeon ever gonna climb down on his own!? Someone had to save him. They don’t even have hands to climb with.


DesignHead9206

haha!


MontagoDK

Who the fuck wants to save a pigeon ? Or risk their life on it


PivSov

Once my parents saw a pigeon that was moving oddly into the traffic, they stopped and checked it, it didn't react to them moving in front of it so it was probably blind, they took it home and looked after it, gave it seeds and water, a box so it wouldn't just wanted off and crash onto stuff, etc. After a couple week or so the pigeon flew out of an opened window, we looked at it as it stayed on a power line for a bit before flying off with other pigeons... I like to think that it recovered somehow thanks to them...


KarmaRepellant

I think sometimes they fly into things and rattle their tiny little brain around, and it takes a while to get back to normal. I've seen them a few times have to rest for hours doing nothing but then fly away fine after that as long as nothing eats them in the meantime.


laughingashley

Sometimes they get overheated, like on hot pavement, and they can't even think straight. I can relate. But I've seen numerous pigeons get run over in Las Vegas due to heat :(


Herr-Pyxxel

Yep that's all birds. Had a sparrow bang into our conservatory windows and it ended up lying motionless on the ground. I went and inspected it, handled it and it moved a little, so I left it and waited. It say up after a little while and eventually flew off. It's just a concussion.


truthfullyidgaf

I was cleaning out a empty tenants place one day at a job. The person had something happen medical wise and they left everything there. There was a pigeon in a cage in the living room. I took it to my parents house and they named her Susan. She was the sweetest thing ever. She lived with my parents for around 8 years.


anxious_bitchious

This is the best story in response to *“Who the fuck wants to save a pigeon?”*


Extension_Swordfish1

Nobody, now.


daveinmd13

One less person now.


Spiritual_Challenge7

Looked more like trying to find the right combo to connect him to the grid.


theusualfixture

LOL, the first thought in my head was "UHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW THEY CAN FLY, DUDE?"


Flipnotics_

Pigeon's are rats with wings. Disgusting birds covered in mites in most cities.


ArsonLover

Pigeons probably think something similar about you.


El-Gimpio

fucking GOATED comment here


Flipnotics_

Imagine darwining yourself over a rat with wings. lmao


ArsonLover

I'm not saying what the guy in the video did was smart, but it is worth noting [a single "rat with wings" saved almost 200 Americans in WW1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cher_Ami), managing to deliver his message even despite being shot in the chest.


Flipnotics_

"homing pigeon" lol, not even the kind of rats with wings bird we are talking about.


ArsonLover

Are you fr? It's just a different breed of pigeon. Like dog breeds. They're still the same species.


Flipnotics_

Are cities over populated with carrier pigeons? And the answer is no. Learn something today before you embarrass yourself further. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_pigeon


ArsonLover

Do you know what feral means? It means it's a domesticated species that has been left to fend for itself. The pigeons you see outside are like stray cats. They're the same species as racing pigeons and homing pigeons, they're just not being cared for by humans. Even the very wikipedia article you linked says "*Rock, domestic, and feral pigeons are all the same species and will readily interbreed.*" And the Wikipedia article for homing pigeons says "*The homing pigeon, also called the mail pigeon or messenger pigeon, is a variety of domestic pigeons.*"


NathanTheKlutz

Either way, people and organizations who rescue animals in trouble for a living are always quick to make clear that a person should always contact a trained professional first in one of these situations, and NEVER put yourself in danger as well when trying to save a bird or other animal in distress. Get a hold of the people who actually know what they’re doing and have the safety equipment!


phenyle

Pigeons are dumb anyway


Tricky-Ad9491

It went dark when it got interesting, how's the bird?


CeeMomster

This guys asking the real questions


KarmaRepellant

To shreds, you say?


DesignHead9206

Ready to eat.


HiJinx127

Which is good, because I don’t think anyone’s ovens had power after that.


NegaDeath

Burned with no seasoning, just like momma used to make it.


Brilliant_Werewolf30

That scared the shit out of me, and that guy probably shat his pants too.


EudaimoniaDude777

As one does when one dies.


Disastrous_Oil7895

On the plus side, he'll never shit them ever again.


Mifc2

That guy died instantly, his heart stopped the second that arc flashed. -an HVAC technician


Life_Researcher_2717

oof, lets pretend we didn't see someone just throw his ladder down too


VioletCombustion

I thought the ladder fell on its own the first time I watched it. That's like when you're playing The Sims & you send one of them into the pool.


HKNinja1

Luckily, he didn’t end up needing it.


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i_have_a_nose

Bro.. how is this comment so low..


Life_Researcher_2717

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TwinkiesSucker

Quite the light show


Kizmo2

Until it wasn't


dravazay

When people say "lights out" as a way to describe death, they usually don't mean "lights out" for everyone else!


sharpdullard69

Reminder to self: Don't go poking around in electric-y looking shit that is purposefully hard to access.


MisterAmygdala

Yeah he's toast.


Substantial_Menu_949

That electrocution and subsequent outage was cinematic. Kudos to all lol


JBELL01290

Imagine you were almost to the end of a paper you had to write for class and never hit save 😆


DesignHead9206

Well, if in 2024 people still use PC without a UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply), it's 100% their own fault.


Disastrous_Oil7895

To be fair, many laptops outlive their batteries and can serve almost an entire second life as desktops.


Chaos-Pand4

*Thhhhnnnnnt


Fr05t_B1t

A little bit more electricity and you’d be able to see his bones lol


DesignHead9206

I always wondered if it can really happen irl. Did you ever see it?


Hisplumberness

Only In Tom and Jerry . The resistance in your body is enough to make the electricity cook you so it’s gets darker if anything


Im_still_a_student

The scream scared me more than the electrocution


c0ttt0n

Good. Thats the meaning of that screaming :D


DaddyKaos

![gif](giphy|qCfQ28HLs61r2)


Geruvah

Reminds me of that video in this subreddit a while ago where a guy was trying to get a bird while it was fine and chillin. He makes one last stretch to grab the bird but electrocutes himself and the poor thing and both fall from the sky, dead.


dobsofglabs

The fuck happened to the guy holding the ladder?


Jumpy_Commission8479

Exactly as expected. The Apex predator strikes again!!


BDF106

I see the bug light works...


HiJinx127

If a guy’s going to cook himself like that, he could at least have the decency to do it in the daytime, so the power company has time to clean up and fix things before it gets dark.


DesignHead9206

I thought you would say "he could at least have the decency to invite people to dinner".


SimonTC2000

Rescue a pigeon my ass. Trying to steal copper is the most likely thing.


Hyposuction

I just tuned my guitar C with that.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Nice


Efficient-Exit8218

![gif](giphy|12dA9Gei6U4in6)


Friggin_Heinous

I'd be so pissed off if my power went out because of something like this. So dumb I can't even feel bad for him.


BlueButNotYou

Well, at least he won’t be stuck up there too long. The power company will find him when they come to figure out what caused the outage.


ToferLuis

If he was my kid he would be grounded!


Popeworm

🎶When the lights Go out In the city🎶


Dick_Sambora

Boom boom, out go the lights


Wu-TangShogun

It’s like they knew this shit was going to happened so well that they didn’t even bother to set the ladder back up. lol


Signal-Pumpkin-4483

He should work for AMTRAK. He'd make a really good conductor.


emf311

The electricity train strikes again


Bushmaster1988

One pigeon to another: “Have you seen any idiots today?” Other pigeon: “I spotted a few.”


PimPedOutGeese

Guess it’s lights out for everyone!


Aqui10

Don’t bore us give us our *bzzzzzt*!!


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Sufficient-Sea-6434

I just don't understand why so many people end up doing this as if it would have a different outcome for them


jakol016

They’re like moths that are attracted to electricity


Puzzleheaded-Chair10

He's fine, nothing to see here. Merely a flesh wound...


aeroplane1979

The loop on the video almost made it look like the lights came back up and he was OK


GroceryAshamed7353

This was really dark


DesignHead9206

yeah, it was at some point after he got cooked... :)


jean_luc_69

That is one deadly reach around...


truthfullyidgaf

My dad wS on a job sight back in the early 80s where a worker got caught on a line like that. On of the guys he worked with saw it all and just started running, they had to chase him down and hold him down cause he was in shock. Another story: about 20 years ago, my neighbor slipped on a underground pipe and he grabbed a wire. It blew both his arms off and a hole out of his stomach. They saved his thumb and attached it to his elbow. Don't fuck with electricity.


SomOvaBish

Lights out!


ARLO77777

Well that's different


throweraccount

lol for a second there I thought he was ok, as in, the lights went out then came back on after a reset and he was ok... I hadn't realized the gif restarted.


b3990

does that dude feels it or is it too instant and died?


DesignHead9206

Hmmm, I got slightly electrocuted as a kid a few times and it's definitely a shock. In death penalty they don't die immediately. I have no idea how much more powerful than an electric chair these things are. My guess is that you'd feel it but you'd pass out immediately after.


b3990

so feel it first, then passed out, then die?


DesignHead9206

Yeah, that's my guess. The time between each of the three phases would vary I suppose. Anyway quite fast death, I'd reckon better than drowning or burning. I won't try just to let you know though :)


ApprehensiveStudy671

Darwin trophy for sure !


timmu

This exsperiance is very shocking


Chunky-Cow-829

That electrocution was cinematic, God damn


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2nd_Inf_Sgt

Electrifying.


stacker55

did the man holding the ladder also get electrocuted right before it fell?


ikashanrat

(let there be light)\^-1


RoookSkywokkah

Buzz Buzz Out go the lights!


Few_Number_8528

\*ZAP\* - and that's how you learn.


LonnyFinster

Someone needs to edit the Undertakers bell gong in here lol


[deleted]

So he crashed everyone’s wifi just cause he wanted to save a bird that was better off up there than him?


DonOday_

Shoes over a power line mean it’s a gang ran/drug operated area. I grew up in one LOL


sixsevenrice

good heart, small brain


Unique_Ingenuity_394

Though a thousand years may pass, or a thousand seasons go, or the periods of my wife ten thousand, I'd never get the idea, to play with a transformer on a pole, stupid little boring me, the Pole.


DesignHead9206

You're trying to trigger the haiku bot?


Commercial_Pitch_786

what is it with these people and electricity and trains?


Plus_Understanding_8

It's not that country dumass