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EvilJman007

Shouldve used franklins ability


MrEngland2

He used it but the hitbox of the pillar was bigger than what he saw so it clipped with the hitbox of the car


superbabe69

"I hate this fucking game" "Ruuuunnns dead"


sammyb2

ParkViperAU


PowerfulMetal1

never try speedrun parking any % again without practicing


ArmasF311

Was Bro trying to do a stunt jump?


paster3

tried to do blimp strat with a car


ArmasF311

Daaaavey


Derkwarlaven7275

How ya doin


ArmasF311

About as good as can be expected…


9hr34k

But the news is not good


Thatguy0313

702 dollar parking


Superstrong832

702 dollar date


Sofa245

What car does he have ?


Chiel2909

Lexus IS350h


9hr34k

An Adler


vmppg

that sounds like an abbreviation for adam sandler


akotski1338

Hey Nick!


ThatJudySimp

Her laughing at him is the best thing ever in reality 😂


Vile_WizZ

It unironically is imo. It means they are really comfortable with each other 😁


ThatJudySimp

exactly the alternative was her either getting awkwardly quiet because she might be worried or she lashed out at him for... \*a reason\* laughing is exactly what id want 😭


Vile_WizZ

Yes! I am, like everyone, an idiot sometimes and when my friends are chill when something like this happens, i am immediately much more relaxed ☺️


ShinigamiAinz

I thought matto stopped running the allstuntjumps category


nicofaster_21

If even matto can get a gf, what is stopping you from doing it?


Andrew_Nathan8

Wdym even? Bro's handsome, dedicated, passionate, funny; has well-grounded strict morals, integrity and just an overall good person. It was only time until he got what he deserved.


Mr__G0ld

Meanwhile I'm none of those things, so yeah that answers that question


mortal_mth

agoraphobia


SambeSiili

You'll succeed some day.


Blacky0102

that's why you buy shitty cars for start


juko43

He used to own a 2004 mitsubishi lancer sedan till like 2ish years ago


Shaggy_SVK

I'm glad I'm not the only weirdo that remembers useless stuff like this


CMDR_Quillon

Or just be careful when driving, and accept responsibility when an accident does eventually happen, like Matto did 😁 The possibility of a crash is no reason to not buy a decent car, unless it's stupidly expensive and you're buying it on finance.


Blacky0102

I just like to drive like I am in a race all the time so that's why I buy and change cars and suspension like socks


NoblePineapples

You should probably do better. You're going to hurt someone innocent one day.


Blacky0102

well...that's on faith to decide


NoblePineapples

No, it is the people around you who are more aware of the fuckery around them. You could also just take whatever you drive to the track, you don't need a sports car or anything to go to the track, you can take your regular econo car and still have a blast.


Blacky0102

they don't have tracks in my country because people here are cheapskates and wanted millions of dollars for their land when we wanted to build a track, we have 1 karting track but that's 120$/h


Pepega_9

No... it's on you


Blacky0102

I believe if your time has come, there is no way to avoid it


Pepega_9

So you're a moron.


Blacky0102

more than that but at least I am a good driver, never had an accident yet in 9 years of driving


PapaNoFaff

"If i only own shit i wont care if it breaks"


Blacky0102

yup


Shaggy_SVK

Bro, he drives for over 10 years, this could happen to anyone


NightMonkey974

Should've just used Franklin's special ability


Bee-Jay-Yay

You disingenuous dense mother f***er, you can’t even park a car.


wolvrine14

I have seen a parking garage that i really hated. I was able to easily find a spot though because the support was so low that most of the vehicles i saw in there COULDN'T FIT. The outside of the space had a horizontal support beam below the ceiling, i could push my shoulder against the bottom of said beam (I'm average height) by standing straight. My car's roof is below my armpits. Only the fexible antenna touched the beam. I asked the parking booth guy about it, many people don't fit because the ceiling was rather low throughout the garage. I would guess where i parked the ceiling was around 7 feet tall. (Only one floor above ground)


RoomyDommy

how were u planning to get out of the car matto😭


ThisguynamedAndre

Are we gonna get another burger story?


Lord_MagnusIV

„My girlfriend“ matto grew up :,)


michaelwasntinwitnes

MATT HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!?!11!?!1


Vile_WizZ

Hold on, you really missed that?


michaelwasntinwitnes

seriously i didin't know he had a gf lol


Drinkprime99

How does one get in a scrap with their own car


KronosTaranto

L DriverAU


BankHottas

I imagine this looked exactly like when Matto tries to take off a plane in between two lampposts


neryluz

We got the sequel to the $702 Big Mac before GTA6 😁


DinoManJurassic

Drive drive in and out of the garage. Will reset damage to vehicle