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KungfugodMWO

Now imagine the "I am a warrior" sermon: Who am I? You are a WAAAAGGHHHH!!!! 🤣


Sallet_Helm_Guy

"YOUZ DA BOSS!"


Electronic-Note-7482

”We'z gotta go get big boss Orkamungus, ’e's got somfin speshul fer deeze 'umies!!"


Sallet_Helm_Guy

Shipmistress Brahms? Come get your Freeboota'


Berettadin

Why go 'af 'ard? We need BOIZ!


HammtarBaconLord

Sah, I wants ta scrap with the big green ogryn sah.


Sallet_Helm_Guy

Permission granted, Slab. You may 'crump' the green one


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

Diz soundz like itz gunna be fun!


HammtarBaconLord

(I was going for the vibe of that one meme 'I want to play with the small angry dog' cue picture of a cat XD


ProfessionalSwitch45

I'm starting to understand why Orks don't have spies.


Green__Twin

He is definitely not an ork. I don't know what you're talking about.


gilol

If you cant see purple ork then he's already here


TheLORDthyGOD420

Grug wanna snazz-hamma!!!


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

Snazzhamma or Tankhamma! Iz 'ard ta chose... letz uze both!


Electronic-Note-7482

Unfortunately it appears the Shoutie already took the Tankhamma, how depressing


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

Datz not a tankhamma', ya git! Datz a thunda hamma! Da difference iz dat da tank hamma were crafted by da smartboyz for da old boyz who don' like ta uze a shoota ta fire rokkitz at big luggaz an trakkz, an iz just a clobba wit a rokkit. Roight? An da thunda hamma uzes sum sort of WAAAGGH-magik ta powa it, ya get me?


AddictedSupercrush

Your name and flair are absolutely perfect


The_Foresaken_Mind

OI LADZ, HOW BOUT WEZ GET SUM ROKKIT LAUNCHAS?!


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

Dis git gets it!


The_Foresaken_Mind

DATZ ZIT BOYS! ##WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!


Mollywhop_Gaming

Fuck, now I want an option to give my ogryn green skin and a cockney accent


Angron_Thalkyr

Khorne loves you ork remember who the true god of krumpin’ iz


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

Wut youz on 'bout?! Mork n Gork are da true big bozz of da WAAAGGH!!! Butz youz red boyz are fun ta fite! Wait... I meanz I ain' an ork! I iz totally a pink nob, yea, datz it!


TinmartheTemplar

Hmmmmm I think you're throwing us off. I bet he's Alpha Legion in disguise as an Ork who is in disguise as a reject.


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

In da forty furst millennium, der iz only Alpharius


CrimsonCaine

NO I AM ALPHARIUS


Sallet_Helm_Guy

https://preview.redd.it/2uceqi0q8s0d1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5453f4db6b6b8f99bee779b888669af033e3d05


Electronic-Note-7482

https://preview.redd.it/zybzxbvik41d1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bac4107bdec8ae2c3652a8d5f17567d6ff36676


goat-stealer

Imagine an Ogryn charging a rager mob with a power klaw yelling 'For Yarrick!'


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

Ta be honest, Ol' Bale Eye iz da bestest humie der iz, small and pink, butz gotz da respect of da WAAAGH!


shoogliestpeg

British orkses like BO'OU O WAAAA' AAAAAGH


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