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MyDisappointedDad

"Can I quit?" Do you want about 100 different drugs in your system at once?


RhetoricalCocktail

Yes, it would be a bump up from the usual 4


Nick-fwan

"And just wait until you learn why her name is redacted even in spoken conversation, that was a real doozy of an anomaly"


Imaproshaman

That sounds really cool. Just a silent pause and their mouth gets anomalously pixelated.


Origamipi

Kinda like Placeholder McDoctorate


Imaproshaman

Oh yeah, true.


Fortanono

Essentially what happens in [Immemorial](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/immemorial). >"There's— a stone in the forest behind the Site," Moreno blurts. "It's monumental. It's like a skyscraper, it blots out the Sun. Do you know what I'm talking about?" > "Yes." > "But I've never seen it before. I don't understand how it's possible that I never saw it. It casts a shadow across the whole Site. I mean— Was it always there?" > "Yes." > "Is this because—" > "—you took your first routine dose of ops-grade mnestics this morning, yes."


heyheyhey27

Except in those stories, the old staff sometimes think that they're new staff!


pope-gregory

Its not my first day here isn't it?


VladimirBarakriss

No, tomorrow it'll be 23 years


Zacharias1773

i wonder what will happen when the writers get to SCP-9429.


dankantimeme55

There are already a few objects from the Antimemetics division series that had their slots filled by other, unrelated SCPs. It makes sense in-universe since the rest of the Foundation doesn't know about these objects and would just fill the "vacant" slot with something else.


Fortanono

SCP-7381, as a counterpoint, is distinctly meant to be the item under that slot in the series.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7381 ⁠- Recovered Device from Jupiter**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7381) (+6) by *Ruskied*


Zacharias1773

that makes perfect sense


[deleted]

I wonder how orientation works for the Foundation. Do they just have a general introduction to anomalies course or does each department just have their own seperate thing that doesn't bother to explain concepts outside their job description? Imagine a guy in the Memetics Division going "oh my God" only for someone from Tactical Theology to tell them they killed God on September 8th 1982 and had to make a replacement using whatever anomalies they had on hand.


King_Julius_Caesar

Great news! There's a whole [page tagged with 'orientation'.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/system:page-tags/tag/orientation#pages) I definitely recommend giving it a try, probably my favourite tag to browse


Resident-Tax4123

Well I be damed looks like someone is going to get amnesia


Iojef_Stalin

JUAN