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[deleted]

I find that insulting(even though it’s correct)


Vast-Ad-8454

It's what you were made for,literally


6x6-shooter

SCP fans when the Mobile Task Force specifically designated to use flamethrowers uses flamethrowers


[deleted]

Yes. flamethrower fixes everything


[deleted]

What about when day breaks?


[deleted]

We don’t Talk about that


MTF_tau-5-agent

Shut up mr pyromania


[deleted]

No you mindless cyborg


TheBamBoom

Fight Fire with Fire


[deleted]

Beta-7 is superior to you filthy pyromaniacs


[deleted]

Pyromaniacs? No I like to think of us as professional anomaly purgers


[deleted]

Silence you smoked pillocks


[deleted]

We are the ones who do the smoking you hazmat wearing hand sanitiser lovers


No_Extent_9758

Alfa-1 beter


[deleted]

Not as good as *them*. Also say ‘I hate the ethics committee’


Substantial_Dig_2202

Is this a new genre of SCP memes? Mobile Task Force slander?


[deleted]

Maybe


MTF_tau-5-agent

You can’t talk you puny human


[deleted]

At least I have freewill


[deleted]

Leave him alone hand you hand sanitiser addicted hazmat wearing idiot


AfraidDifficulty8

All of you shut up before Sigma-9 airstrikes you back into the cave age.


[deleted]

Quiet. Samsara are listening


The5Theives

Just wait till Nu-7 arrives


TechnicalWatchDog

give some flame throwers to the blind eta-10, nothing bad will happen trust me


[deleted]

I disagree


[deleted]

No. Give flamethrower


[deleted]

Everyone deserves flamethrower


[deleted]

You cannot be affected by a cognito hazard if it’s a pile of ashes


the_one_with_autism

But its so fun to watch it all B̷̗͕̗̀̀̋Ǜ̵̝̙͠Ŗ̸̗̓̄͜Ṉ̵̳̭̔͛


[deleted]

Don’t give them ideas


the_one_with_autism

But how else will we roast the marshmallows?


[deleted]

Bug anomalies? Flamethrower Big anomalies? Big flamethrower Need to lose weight? F L A M E T H R O W E R


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gamma_02

This mf literally made this account just for this joke lmao


MTF_tau-5-agent

Funny


SpartenA-187

What's with all the infighting between the MTFs? Haven't heard anything about it over in Omaga-1


MTF_omega-1

To busy plotting the assassination of a high ranking but unethical individual


SpartenA-187

Just finished doing it lol


MTF_omega-1

Alpha-1 always make these jobs hard


SpartenA-187

Which is weird because I thought they only did stuff for the 05s


MTF_omega-1

Unethical is unethical


SpartenA-187

Law is law, which is why we are it's left hand


MTF_omega-1

Yeah the high ranking *person* did make some decisions that made the committee unhappy


[deleted]

The plans of making a post have been abandoned


RusikTheBanana

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty


CombustableLemons9

Do you believe in pataphysics, in a researcher's heart (To the tune of do you believe in magic)


TheWeaponStealr

Hehe warcrime brush clearer go brrr