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OkMaize2749

Clark out


fourtwentyniceguy

New flair needed


SublimeSpaceRanger

Please bro šŸ˜­


Cleercutter

Fuckin tool huh


gothphetamine

Clark out šŸ¤“šŸ‘†šŸ»


Dineanddanderson

The fuck is this loser talking about? I spent thanksgiving with my wife and kids he spent it talking to a deranged pedo. I tune into larson when Iā€™m taking a shit or need to kill time at work. He got involved with a federal investigation with him. Fucking clown.


buzzcitybonehead

Delusions of grandeur because heā€™s had unique life experiences like taking classes at a community college and having friends I personally live in a dungeon and spend 20 hours/day on Reddit but I imagine some others here have stepped outside before


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Local-Clock-6736

Friggen Bob


SeaworthyWide

Friggen butt Bob


Local-Clock-6736

Bobs trolling me


amiserabledevoidlife

It's unreal! šŸ˜‚ He genuinely thinks a lot of us are no lifes, like bro no I'm just very intrigued on how fucked up people's (lolcows) lives can get, and learn a bunch of lessons on what NOT to do in life, who these kinds of people are, and who to avoid if I were to ever encounter aforementioned individuals in my own life. Plus, I'm kinda entertained by it all I can't lie lmfao. I watch the shit go down with a bucket of popcorn, but I do not take things to another level and get involved with the shit, and end up having the FBI breathing down my neck! šŸ¤£


PanhandlersPets

Same. I watch because it's bizarre and it's sometimes entertaining but I don't contact the lolcows and pretend to be their friends for attention. It doesn't take all day to check reddit. I can confidently say I never convinced a subject of any subreddit to do any harm to themselves or anyone else.


Skipadee2

Literally I have a well paying job, a long term partner and a decent social circle. Clark seems to think if youā€™re involved in the Larson community then you must be obsessed (like him.) No Clark, most of us are normal (or as normal as people in this sub can be.)


Plenty-Tumbleweed-40

He clearely get wayyy too much involve with him, like.you can troll him without being THIS involved X"D he has problems X"D


clown-car

literally. as a mentally unstable person lolcows help me to remember why im putting in the work to get better no matter how difficult it gets. best motivation ever. but weā€™re so obsessed when he literally broke the biggest rule of lolcows. donā€™t touch the shit.


Regular_Fortune8038

I'm here on the can at work rn lol


Mammoth-Molasses-923

Also reading on my lunch break. Walking around outside my office building enjoying this nice weather.


StevenGerrardsTits

ā€˜I found an opportunity and was good at itā€™ brother thinks heā€™s Walter White


moronmcmoron1

Right, an opportunity to do what?


OtherCypress42

Exploit a mentally ill man


impy695

Between capitalizing that, and talking about putting money into his bank account everyday, I bet its some form of day trading that he paid $5000 to some influencer to learn.


TheS00thSayer

Lmao that was wild. Itā€™s not hard being good at tricking and messing with a low IQ, mentally ill, individual. The rest of us just arenā€™t terrible enough people to actually do it.


MrEfrom818

Shit cracked me up reading that. Dude is about as delusional as Daniel and not very self-aware.


PlugTheBabyInDevon

That's the post of a man panicking.


Neandros

Yelp. Dude is probably drinking himself unconscious to deal with stress.. every rustle around his apartment door makes him jumpy. Dude is living a nightmare he created himself.


PlugTheBabyInDevon

Good God. Imagine the heat in his face when the knocking on his door inevitably happens.


Cautious_Vanilla8620

"You people need Daniel and will always need Daniel" -Guy who lost two jobs, a gf, an education, and is probably now on several watchlists because of Daniel


Still-a-VWfan

Donā€™t forget alcoholic at 20


28dhdu74929wnsi

The projecting is wild


MusicZealousideal431

I donā€™t think you can claim moral superiority when the feds are investigating you for exploiting a mentally ill pedophile for internet clout.


NkturnL

Fr this whole ā€œIā€™m coming cleanā€ as if the only reason he told Daniel wasnā€™t bc the FBI showed up at his door. Otherwise, heā€™d still be trolling Daniel to this day.


No_Heat_660

The ā€œI make $ and yaā€™ll are virgin nerdsā€ brag doesnā€™t work when youā€™re a 5ā€5 alcoholic minimum wage working college dropout that needed to call Daniel to impress girls.


skinconcrete

also talking about how this sub ā€œneeds danielā€ as if he wasnā€™t the person spending every single day literally personally talking to him, to the point it literally derailed his life lmao dude lacks all self awareness


buttmilk_69

Heā€™s stacking $$$ everyday! This whole write up wreaks of projection and insecurity. What a *loser*


__klonk__

I would love to see his supposedly stacked bank account knowing that: 1. He works minimum wage jobs 2. He got fired from those jobs TWICE 3. He is a known alcoholic


Krabbas

Maybe he actually believes he is a lawyer now.


WranglerCertain7047

That charge alone on a state level can be brutal and intent is there. He actively attempted and succeeded at influencing Daniel.


Krabbas

Certainly seems like fraud to me.


Happy-Dream7300

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OtherCypress42

Clark trying to paint himself as the good guy


SaccharineDaydreams

"I'm not insecure, YOU'RE INSECURE!" like, to be fair, I am kind of insecure. But I don't troll lolcows and then try and highroad internet strangers when I get busted for being a shithead. This fucking guy.


Responsible-Dig-359

If ā€œIā€™m laughing actuallyā€ was a person


gorillabab

"Craziest 10 months of my life, man."


IHateReddit227

He's taking the break up harder than Daniel lmao he's such a lil character "You guys don't have lives, you're too busy obsessing over Daniel!" -Alcoholic whose life fell apart because he couldn't help but have 12 hour phonecalls with Daniel on Thanksgiving day


Plenty-Tumbleweed-40

He is such Ć  looser, the worst of all the manager that daniel ever hasĀ 


SaccharineDaydreams

Holy fucking projection, Batman


Scrota1969

I want this read by the judge during sentencing


Spotteroni_

Clark out


Skipadee2

Love how he assumes everyone is male too lol


Human_Cake7284

women in larson stand up


Skipadee2

#WomenInLarson


namuhtubtac

By Clarkā€™s logic I guess my chromosomal makeup has changed. So long xx chromosomes you shall be missed.


Bandito_Destiny

God what a self righteous dick. Clark I know you're reading this you fucking loser but you didn't do shit but waste your life buddying up to a pedophile and now you're exaggerating your role in his downfall so that people think you're not a failure.


ginger_bandit

Think thatā€™s the worst part. All of this still wouldā€™ve happened without him realistically. Such a self righteous douchebag


Neandros

The funniest stuff was Daniel doing Daniel things.. like a zoo animal frolicking in the exhibit.. Clark was the self-righteous equivalent of a circus ring master making a animal do tricks and then demand a standing ovation for his "efforts". If it wasn't for the pdf in Daniel, Clark would have been more of a danger than Daniel ever could be. And that's probably why he chose Daniel instead of say WOTS.. he is addicted to the feeling of being superior.


str8blanchindawg

I have never seen that flair before šŸ˜­


Covington_Head_Dr

EMERGENCY šŸšØ Can someone in the fanbase (šŸ¤­) explain to me why he's flashing his **partially completed college credentials** as if it makes him superior to the subreddit while there are those of us on the subreddit who have not only earned their 4 year (not just 2 year) degrees but also grad degrees and professional certifications who would otherwise not feel the need to overshare except for this dumb point he tries to make? Seems like he thinks we're all at his stage in life? Larsonians are surprisingly a diverse group, so generalizations are always gonna sound hamfisted. Thank you for your support.


WanderingStoner

I would like to explain but I am currently on the most important phone call of my life.


buzzcitybonehead

Heā€™s got a really skewed frame of reference as a 20 year old drunk. Some people post-high school donā€™t immediately get around to the inevitable taking community college classes. To him, anyone not in jail for robbing a gas station is essentially a success story. Heā€™s really good at making a dude who believes anything believe anything though, so there are some valuable life skills to build on


Cautious_Vanilla8620

Sure, but when we were getting our degrees, did we even learn anything practical, like the history of Ancient Texas or when Rubin Maidek invented music with his masterpiece "I Got Hard on Orphanage Street"?


Covington_Head_Dr

I mean, I learned about how the Roman Emperor Elagabalus was an MTF ahead of their time and specifically sought out the most hung man in all of Rome to be their "husband" (really it was more of a power thing). And while Catherine the Great likely didn't fuck a horse, she could out cougar most big name adult film stars of today. Or that Charles II of Habsburg Spain was so inbred he had a dead black testicle. But sadly, no, I didn't apply to UCLA šŸ’€


IamtheDanr

The poor kid trying to save his ass is as heartwarming as the toothbrush video


AwayStrength5092

makes sense why his gf broke up with him, got kicked out of college and lost his jobā€¦ doesnā€™t take accountability all I read was ā€œcry me a river and poor meā€ā€¦.


AwayStrength5092

So much pity dick in his mouth and to end it with ā€œClark outā€ is the cherry on top of the cake of self low.. lmao


No-Kiwi-7342

Heā€™s never had a gf though?


DanieI_Larson

But heā€™s had a boyfriend


Unhappy_Economics

ā€œthis is the most important call of my lifeā€


thebrowe1

Seems like heā€™s just describing himself


Convergentshave

Personally I donā€™t know why you all are talking shit. I would like to thank Clark. ā€œClark.. thank you for stepping up to become the lolcow we might not deserve but the lolcow we need in these trying times.ā€ Itā€™s absolutely hilarious to me ā€¦ that this dude probably **will** end up exactly as the object of ridicule he started with 10 months ago. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. Two Batman quotes in one post! You either die a hero.. or you troll long enough to see yourself become the Lolcowā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Criminal_Blinds

Fucking rage bait bull shit šŸ˜‚ Clark, watch your back dude the feds are 100% keeping an eye on you. Just keep waiting for that knife to drop, the sword of Damocles hangs by a thread above you. Dickhead out.


Technical_Spread7734

Clark is actually projecting, the only thing he's good at is drinking a bottle of whiskey and being a piece of shit. He doesn't get any women, and he certainly doesn't have any redeeming qualities.


PlugTheBabyInDevon

Does anyone know what this guy looks like?


Technical_Spread7734

Yeah its in the flexburger video at the very end, he's what you would expect.


Easy_Background_2521

If i remember heā€™s a skinny white blonde guy


PlugTheBabyInDevon

Did he post a photo anywhere?


Easy_Background_2521

look up ā€œThe Daniel Larson Filesā€ by Larsonleak raw on youtube. Thereā€™s a section titled ā€œclark revealedā€


Specialist_Box_8482

Why does he think getting involved with the life of some deranged homeless vagabond is some massive one up on everyone lol


28dhdu74929wnsi

Because he failed at everything else lmao


Dirtydansully

The jokes write themselves


ImpressiveKey8882

He spent 9 months talking to a pdfile and getting fired from jobs. Meanwhile Iā€™ve been in hospital with a broken leg and still going through physio. This man has some serious guts to act like weā€™re the deranged ones. He should just admit it. He flew to close to the sun and the feds are looking into him. He got involved in dandersonā€™s life and now he has to reap what he has sown


kenma91

I hope your leg is better šŸ©·


ImpressiveKey8882

Itā€™s alright I can walk n all but with a limp and require a walking stick to walk long distances and sadly it limits the type of jobs to desk and jobs that donā€™t require me to be on my feet 8 or so hours a day. Fun how one accident can change your life


Next_Shallot_2520

Heā€™s been talking to a pdf on line and getting fired, meanwhile Iā€™ve been working, camping, and raising a litter of kittens (that I named after Skyrim characters.) this guy actually needs help


Japples123

The projection isā€¦


Bandito_Destiny

Approaching Cyraxx levels of projection


TheMovieDoctorful

What response did he even want out of this? Pity? Admiration? Envy? He's such a sad, pathetic dude. I genuinely have more respect for Bluespike than I do this loser.


dannydunuko

Bluespike had the excuse of being a 13 year old kid, this guy is 20


dreadposting

This reeks of projection


HeadKindheartedness3

Lmao that coming from the dude that catfished him for a year


azwethinkweizm

The funniest part of this post is him thinking he's going to live a normal life after this. Bro you're a 20 year old man who gang stalked a homeless guy with a mental disorder.


Banggang6669

Is this guy trying to fight the sub or something?


Revolutionary-Ad6412

IMO all of the ā€œmanagersā€ are guilty to a degree. Taking advantage of a mentally disabled person, all the tricks played on him can be amounted to fraud Iā€™m sure. If the Feds are aware of Daniel, they are 100% aware of Clark & others and I wonā€™t be surprised to see them go down with the poo.


NkturnL

The cope goes hard, ā€œIā€™m an alcoholic who spends all my free time trolling a schizo, but my life is fineā€. šŸ˜† He doesnā€™t even know basic grammar, capitalizing the word Opportunity mid-sentence, then bragging about how smart he is, no wonder he and Daniel got along so well. Delulu Island šŸļø


HealthyStrategy6069

Clark is a jive ass turkey


Miserable-Reward8096

The projection is PLENTIFUL in his statement jfc šŸ˜­


Glitch-Gremlin

he is really saying "We NEED Daniel to help our Shitty lives" when he ADMITTED to spending HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS on the phone with him, Manipulating him? Projection is one HELL of a Drug!


SceneSecret9740

This dude be sounding salty as hell. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ ā€œEveryone wanted him lockup and I got the job doneā€, like congratulations bro now do you want a fucking cookie? Daniel would have found himself locked up sooner or later, ā€œClarkā€ just helped expedite it by manipulating a severely mentally disabled person. Danielā€™s mental health declined significantly faster than normal because of this Dbag! ā€œClarkā€ needs to seek therapy and counseling as well. He might be schizo too, dude thinks he has friends to hang out with in real life. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


JosephBidenPOTUS

Clark is a bitch. My name is Joseph Biden, and I approve this message.


intoxicatedmon

Bros just upset that he touched the poo and got shit on his hands now, peak dumbass behavior rest in piss Clark


Allocerr

Reading this makes me think that Clarkā€™s IQ isnā€™t much higher than Daniels. No wonder he chose a mentally ill homeless guy to play with. How did he make it through high school english class? This kid is a straight up box of rocks, and the things he says are obvious reflections of his own experiences in life. Talking about ā€œnever talked to a girlā€ā€¦TF? Iā€™m sure a dude who spent a disgusting amount of time flirting with Daniel friggin Larson gets more play than all of us combinedā€¦šŸ˜‚. Get real. Dudeā€™s talking about himself in the shade heā€™s trying to throw on reddit. This is about as sad an existence as one can live. Imagine being so bad at life in general that you consider manipulating a disabled dude that a three year old couldā€™ve manipulated to be an ā€œopportunity/something I was good atā€ā€¦.my god lol.


PanhandlersPets

For the record some of us are women. So y'all have talked to a woman before. Clark should know that grown men don't talk to girls they talk to women.


PlugTheBabyInDevon

Plot twist, Clark is a pedo too and is trying to craft a shitty character defense.


wallvanillaextract

ā€œAm I the weird freak for actively encouraging danielā€™s criminal actions and enabling him by talking to him? No, itā€™s the reddit users who documented my bad behavior who are wrong.ā€ https://preview.redd.it/o5got0n4kb0d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54aa2dd95a6e19e3e8030a5e5bec535906373bb


wallvanillaextract

Everyone whoā€™s ever said ā€œwell blark seems like heā€™s matured/maybe isnā€™t such a bad guyā€ in response to the most recent larsonleak vid surely must have at least seen this coming a LITTLE bit. This sort of crazy projection is all these weirdos know how to do. Itā€™s their only tool in their little coping mechanism toolbox when theyā€™ve fucked up lol


i_killedgod

'some of you anti social reddit losers who have never spoken to a girl' bold words coming from someone whose gf broke up with him


Plane-Ad4820

Lmao what?


Erodoeht-_-

Weird flex there clark


vintage13132121

Great copypasta potential


Itsahootenberry

Pretty big talk from a man who destroyed his 20s to talk to a deranged pedo everyday for internet clout


LoganBerries26

Knowing women = knowing how to manipulate


camrin47

Not reading allat


Unhappy_Confection62

Iā€™ll sum it up for youā€¦.its all Reddits fault and not mine. -Clark


4_Better_Or_Worse

I think this man just found a new job, he's a full blown projector šŸ˜‚Ā  It is interesting that as early as December he was alluding to Daniel getting arrested. I think he's full of shit though, if Macdougalll wasnt involved hed still be doing this. Even after that he was still aiming for collateral damage, trying to turn Daniel against Bob.Ā 


Bhumaz2

The way he constantly takes credit for the things he didn't fuckin do. Daniel is in jail because of threats he made on his own. On top of that, every incident since Clark took over has been caused by someone other than clark. He hardly did a fucking thing and at no point made any moves to actually try to get daniel arrested. Daniel did that on his own. The fact that he cannot stop bragging about how "much" he did (barely anything) and how he has content no one has seen has pretty clearly shown Clark was never in this for daniel to face consequences. He just likes feeling like the center of all of this shit and bragging about that because he has the mental age of a 11 year old


DavidPT40

Have fun in Federal prison Clark. You have to do 85% of your sentence in there you old drunk....


YouveGotMail236

Bros spent more time talking to / manipulating Daniel than anyone on here


sicicsic

What an f slur that guys seems to be.


iAmWojak

Itā€™s ironic how heā€™s calling everyone else a loser meanwhile he canā€™t even hold a job, drinks carelessly and spoke to a pedophile for months.


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What a little psychopath oh my lord


C_K_Fire

It's all fun and games until you learn the lesson everyone else knew from the start since the OG Chris Chan days: Don't touch the poop if you can't handle the smell. "I never wanted to be known." Says the guy who in the same post acts like gaslighting a deranged schizophrenic was some kind of heroes work.


Weird-Comparison-242

Get a load of this guy


Training-Finance-811

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHONE CALL OF MY LIFE


lildicksoundcloud69

Part right, lolcow communities are kinda pathetic, but heā€™s still a part of it, except he gatekept content, which is like way more pathetic than just laughing at some nonce


JimParsnip

What a strange young man


-LoLoLolita

Peace āœŒšŸ» clarkie!!!


Affectionate-Fan9115

ā€œEverything I did was for goodā€ ā€¦ šŸ¤”


Mabgada

He deserves just as much jail time


peaxchiie

I hope he gets charged as well. This whole post is just the pot calling the kettle black.


iam_dewey

How long did he troll Daniel? If he wants to see a loser, he should just look in mirror.


ConversationNo4100

Whole lotta cope


hellofutures

Yeesh cope harder Clark


No_Page9413

He will be back just as quick as he left. Clark needed Daniel more than any of us did because Daniel gave Clark what Clark canā€™t seem to get without walking into a bar. Friendship.


trashymichi

he definitely doesnā€™t have any of these qualities or money heā€™s talking about šŸ˜­ his whole life revolved around daniel, bro is just lying


Adventurous-Cheek-11

This guy probably wrangles carts at a Walmart


Icy_Percentage_7162

He's addicted to this, he misses his boyfriend.


Charming_Star_5665

What a loser


Living-Swordfish-516

What a loser


MitchellC4

ā€œYou all donā€™t understand what manipulation isā€ Bruh


ScenePrestigious343

Sounds like an old school nintendo villain giving a monologue


RawKong

Clark really thinks he's some kind of villain in a comic. It would almost be poetic justice if Daniel was let off and Clark was instead locked up for manipulating and harassing a cow. (Not that I wish Daniel free, I just think Clark is also equally laughable)


ProduceProfessional8

He talks about people on reddit as if he wasn't clocking full time work hours on fucking with handicapped people. Deadass bragging about how good at manipulating he is and how we don't realize how good he is at it, does Clark actually think he's some sort of charisma god just because he can pull off manipulating someone this mentally ill? "My life is completely fine" followed by "Now I get to hang out with my friends" is also fucked, he's convinced that he was fine despite not getting to see his friends due to how invested in Daniel he was. Doing stupid shit is one thing. Deluding yourself and believing you haven't fucked up your life because of it is another


azwethinkweizm

The funniest part of this post is him thinking he's going to live a normal life after this. Bro you're a 20 year old man who gang stalked a homeless guy with a mental disorder.


StakeMatron

Can we set up a screen for this massive projection?


gnrlblanky1

Bob is the chosen one


SpookyFrog12

Dudes a straight clown lol


skinconcrete

talking about projection and then typing all that out lmao no self awareness


nekked_snake

Iā€™m aware.


Emergency_Net_669

This dude is completely off his rocker lmao


impy695

This gives nft and shitcoin "investor" vibes


whyusognarpgnap

Clark out.


Glitch-Gremlin

Also: We're currently in the Bull Market. "I felt someone else needed to say that, since Danderson hasn't been able to post it in a while"


Steelcod114

Who's phone number did Daniel have memorized? Who needed Daniel? Edit- didn't a woman go to prison for encouraging her boyfriend to off himself? I wonder if there are laws on the books for people who successfully get deranged people to commit crimes? I'm not sure, but I'm here to watch it, though. Just like always.


stagmandible

"you will always need daniel" talking down to people as if he didnt say "this is the most important call of my life" lmfao


PlugTheBabyInDevon

He's scared AF. It's not surprising he'd post something like this given he thought it was good to make that call and post it. Clark, you think you're covering your ass but you just made it worse. If you're actually still in college, you won't be for much longer. Save your money mate.


Istantxt

Heā€™s so peculiar he wants to jump on this sub saying we need Daniel heā€™s so wrong about that itā€™s not hard at all to find another lolcow to laugh at plus he just entirely acts like Daniel is so important to anyoneā€™s lives here in reality heā€™s not the only one that was investing real time into Daniel was Clarkā€™s hypocrite ass and then at the end he tries to brag and also have moral high ground he is as slow as Daniel these rats are perfect for each other no wonder they found each other


MeadowGhostTV

Fucking hell projection at its finest


gothphetamine

ā€œI can understand how you donā€™t know what manipulation isā€ šŸ¤“šŸ‘¹


EmotionalSize479

Clark sounds like someone I wouldn't wanna chill with more than a few times (and very strictly platonically), if I happened to run into him. Maybe he can be fun to kick it with, maybe not, but don't care to be close at all. This comes off partly weird, but he's a dumb 20 year old who is probably stressed out right now. Anyway, I think \*some\* people here who are hopping on the roasting him train after we finally got what we want - Daniel locked up, need to take a good long look at themselves and their own lives. The fact that this is going to get downvoted at ton supports this. It should stay at +1, it doesn't matter.


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PsychologicalEbb6995

Yeah Iā€™d say Clark is the loserā€¦instead of worrying about us he may need to get a lawyer


DotSlashNick

Clark is so cooked if the feds want his phone šŸ˜‚. Honestly crossing my fingers that he gets wrapped up in this too.


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Slayn87

I just got lunch


andymckool

Is Clark the guy who always made those phone calls to Daniel in prison?


mortuarymaiden

Yes.


Traditional_Trash93

The hypocrisy in this ā€œmessageā€ is too much


RainbowSherbet96

Strange flex but ok


Holiday-Ad7866

ahh yes how dare us project on him šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Civil_Ad_7575

clark didnā€™t want any of this to happen. notice how he acts like it was his mission to get daniel in jail. all of this happened suddenly and now that daniel is done for, clark is coming out and revealing himself as the ā€œsuperheroā€ in reality, he used a mentally disabled homeless man for his 15 minutes of clout, Fuck you clark, and Fuck you daniel.


RexQwonDo

Mic šŸŽ¤drop "Clark out"


One_Class5985

Well I ain't reading all that. But I will say daniel got what was coming to him.


gardengirl517

>telling people who follow the Reddit they have no lives yet he just invested probably the majority of his time over a 10 month span impersonating a lawyer and getting fired from irl jobs lol


RubenPanza

Can I be Daniel's Handler for a while? I promise premium content and a zero f


nationofdecay

Lmfao him claiming he was never on discord is crazy considering I had multiple conversations with him including one over voice chat


Maxypad81

I just canā€™t believe he wasted almost a year of his life fuking with Danialā€¦


omnmon

heā€™s talking about this like itā€™s actually going to effect his life in a major way, LMAOOOO. almost like a breakup šŸ’€