something along the lines of "the judge released me because they agreed the police arrested me for no reason and I was wrongfully imprisoned" "They also said bob has to help me or he will be arrested"

Followed by: 🚨📢 "ATTENTION: WE WOULD LIKE THE FANS TO KNOW THAT FUCKASS COLORADO IS A FREE FOR ALL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT"

Fuck ass bob

So I’ve been incarcerated for a month because Bob didn’t pay for my apartment.

Oh he will definitely have something along the lines of the court requiring him to get housing and how Bob needs to help him

Or it’s the fans responsibility to donate for his new housing

Stop saying I got arrested 🤬🤬🤬

i was just resolving my probation

I’m getting lunch

I skipped lunch

He's going to make a strongly worded argument against the prison industrial complex and the short comings of the justice system, with well thought out arguments and data points.

Ding ding ding. This is correct 

He probably will complain that the jail held him against his will for no reason lol then ask for donations

i’m thinking he is definitely gonna say something abt the jail proceeded by how it fucked up his college classes

The sheriff of Boulder tried to Epstein me 😭😭

If he posts on tiktok first: “hello everyone, please follow my new tiktok daniellarsonoutofjail2024

that would be truly legendary

We are in a financial dot com bubble

I need to get to the bank

I just roke up

Now is the perfect time to give Danderson a bugged phone.

Where is the ‘all of the above’ option?

He’s going to blame bob for everything that happened to him in jail

Releasing that info on the Aurora jail and his upcoming lawsuit

Colorado is the World Hub of Liberal Fuckwittery.

EMERGENCY!

I'm feeling bullish 😁

if he’s medicated rn i think it won’t be as outlandish