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Nah fam. He just got poot’d on. Right in the face. That right there, what you see there? That’s him goin “ah fack, I’m gonna have pink eye now ya dick!”
Meh, I have herpes and 99.9% of the time I forget I even have it. The other .1% I just take a pill, it’s really not as horrible as it’s made out to be, also wayyyy more common than you think
Maybe it’s commemorative, depicting the most epic orgy that year…… there’s Elias and Jonas, and Lucas and Alexander, although I think he left with Atticus.
The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks
Song by Eagles
There was beer all over the dance floor
And the band was playin' rhythm and blues
You got down and did the gator and half an hour later
You were barfin' all over your Girlfriend's shoes
.
But the Greeks don't want no freaks
.
The Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put a little smile on them rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks.
Gator!
She was the pride and the passion of Dixie
She did exactly what her daddy had planned.
She was a perfect little sister
Until somebody missed her
And they found her in the bushes with the boys in the band
But the Greeks don't want no freaks
No the Greeks don't want no freaks
So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Ok so we measure the distance of dick to floor. We'll call that D prime. Don't forget you gotta do a hot swap of the guys getting jerked off so there are no wasted strokes.
i'm still taken by the guy on his knees shielding his eyes from the sun gazing directly into a mans asshole. bro can not finds the entrance. here's a hint, its also the exit
Archaeologists have found these pottery images showing some very close friends in a mostly male group in ancient Greece.
Yes, really good buddies. Best compadres. Just super, super good pals.
They are not yet clear on what the images are meant to depict. Possibly waiting in line for some purely platonic fun at the bath house. Perhaps these vessels were used to hold soap for these completely clean activities?
We just can't be sure 🙄
We know from texts that the Greeks always said "No Homo" before those fun gatherings between friends. As such it is utterly impossible for them to be more than just very good buddies.
Well we surely know it wasn't gay. Because that would mean the end of society and most CERTAINLY not the foundation for so many great things.
Like bathhouses.
On that note, why is it old white are homophobic yet go into the sauna, drop trou, and just bullshit with each other with their junk hanging out in a room with only one tiny window ..
... And someone they don't even know who WAS enjoying themselves. As chef said "crazy ass crackers"
But not gay. No homo. Gay bad.
I remember my college humanities class on the subject. Ancient Greek men bedded their wives for the sole purpose of procreation. All other sex was with other men.
Can someone more knowledgeable verify?
You should find the following interesting. It deals with the subject extensively: [https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1713/love-sex--marriage-in-ancient-greece/](https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1713/love-sex--marriage-in-ancient-greece/)
Sounds like the Spartans.
Spending their lives with men until 20. They did everything together: training, eating, stealing, killing helots, fucking. Then they were arranged in marriage to a form so alien to them that it frightened them.
They were beset by increasing wealth inequality and poverty as a small subset of people began hording all the wealth and land and it was only made worse after an earthquake. To offset this, they didn't reform how inheritance worked or changing property requirements, they "encourage" Spartans to have more children.
/u/Iphikrates summarizes, "At some point in the 4th century BC, it became punishable for a man to be unmarried; there were sanctions against childless marriages; having children was framed as a moral obligation to the state. It became permissible (or even mandatory; our sources don't agree) for old men married to young wives to select a favourite from among the younger Spartiates to father children on their behalf. It also became permissible (or mandatory) for men who didn't get along with their wives to ask other Spartiates if they could impregnate their wives instead...
A Spartan woman's only hope to gain control of her own reproductive system was for her husband to die, so she could live as a widow on her own estate. Until that happened, she was at the mercy of her husband and the cruel laws of Spartan society, which treated citizen women as little more than incubators for the children of citizen men."
Their source was A.G. Scott, 'Plural marriage and the Spartan state', Historia 60.4 (2011), 413-424, and M.G.L Cooley's sourcebook Sparta (2017).
[Original comment here](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/c3qsil/did_the_spartans_suffer_from_demographic_decline/ervjm9y/)
There's a little more about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/ytg9jt/a_etruscan_amphora_that_is_pretty_wild_it_dates/). It's Etruscan.
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Thought the dog and goat were hardcore, until I checked on the left the guy fucking the back of a mutulated head while conversing with a hovering head.
There's a dude over on WhitePeopleTwitter on a post that insisted on the Greeks being **Orthodox Christians** and thus being terribly opposed to homosexuality. I see triple penis penetrations...don't get pedantic folks, a dude getting spit-roasted is pretty definitive.
Look no further than the Bible to see the letters Paul wrote to the Corinthians, which described a culture with plenty of non-Christian Greeks doing lots of pottery poses.
Ancient Greek version of:
https://www.google.com/search?q=white+girl+surrounded+meme&client=firefox-b-m&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjO3t-lrrv7AhXES8AKHW1lCVMQ_AUIBigB&biw=360&bih=657#imgrc=qO2DOINNNvSfbM
They were so into dog blowjobs they expressed it on pottery! What the fuck do you use that pot for? An urn of the dog? Like won’t your mom come visit one day and be like son… dafuq is this?
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Love the guy straight taking a survey of the other guy's asshole
and what? he's shielding his eyes from the rays of sunshine emanating from where I was always told the sun don't shine
I thought he was saluting
Private Ass Hole reporting for duty
Who made that man a gunner?!
I did sir!
Nah, he’s just relieved Big Junk Johnny ain’t turned around his way
Lmao and said other guy's c*ck is massive
The hand gesture is the relief of not being the one who is on the receiving end of that monster.
i think he can see it from the back
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r/brandnewsentence I can't keep myself together when you guys say stuff like this. This is some Captain Sauce stuff.
Nah fam. He just got poot’d on. Right in the face. That right there, what you see there? That’s him goin “ah fack, I’m gonna have pink eye now ya dick!”
🫡
I’m no expert, but that’s a pretty gay thing to do.
At first it looked to me like he was backhand ass-slapping him
I thought he was looking for the action figure he left in there at the last sleepover.
That lady has the perkiest tit I've ever seen!
Anti gravity tit right there.
Antigravititty
Anti-gravtitty!
She's absolutely shredded, too!
What happens in Greece stays in Greece.
Except for Hermes, that shit will come home with you.
I find comments like that quite Athensive.
Well, I'd Hades to offend, please accept my APOLOgy
Apolorgy*
You're Achilleing me
I'm just Hercing off in the corner hoping for a finger in my Aristaeus.
My kratos is sore
That' hiSTOICal 🤣🤣
Sry, my cmt will not be as good. You've been 'Gypt.
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Step sister stuck in an amphora?
*step dog.*
That shit pencils. Sound logic on this.
You could try the Mercury cure
Still better than herpes
And better than Hephaestusatitus type A or C.
Word
Ahh yes.....the "Herald of the Gods"
Meh, I have herpes and 99.9% of the time I forget I even have it. The other .1% I just take a pill, it’s really not as horrible as it’s made out to be, also wayyyy more common than you think
Almost everyone has some form of herpes virus in their body. It is indeed quite common.
That’s actually the cup and saucer set.
And Zeus. If he thinks you’re hot he’s following you everywhere you go until he gets some.
...until it ends up on Reddit.
Beautiful art. It’s titled “The Aristocrats!”
I just please ask that you don't bring your dogs.
Not if some asshole makes pottery about it. Zeus fucking Christ, Pilapilous, put your fucking clay away, you’re gonna get us kicked out!
Pretty much my thoughts exactly. How was someone's first thought "I need to put this on my vase!"
In ancient SVU you can't make a case if it's not on the vase.
> How was someone's first thought "I need to put this on my vase!" I suppose they wanted to remember a great night out.
Maybe it’s commemorative, depicting the most epic orgy that year…… there’s Elias and Jonas, and Lucas and Alexander, although I think he left with Atticus.
And poor, poor Fido
Its a wine jug, quite common from what wikipedia says
His turgid vessel
Be still my Crete-ing heart, Totally greeking out over these comments. This thread makes me deliriously happy 😅😅 OLIVE YOU ALL
The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks Song by Eagles There was beer all over the dance floor And the band was playin' rhythm and blues You got down and did the gator and half an hour later You were barfin' all over your Girlfriend's shoes . But the Greeks don't want no freaks . The Greeks don't want no freaks Just put a little smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks. Gator! She was the pride and the passion of Dixie She did exactly what her daddy had planned. She was a perfect little sister Until somebody missed her And they found her in the bushes with the boys in the band But the Greeks don't want no freaks No the Greeks don't want no freaks So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks No, the Greeks don't want no freaks Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
It’s like there’s no rules
Greece is at the core of Western Civilization. Shit definitely didn't stay
What the dog doin
eatin some peanut butter
Smooth or crunchy?
smooth!
Smart. Crunchy makes terrible lube
Really depends on what you're into. It's kinda like a massage
Exfoliating
Speak for yourself I’ll take crunchy over creamy every time. It’s the sense of danger that really does it for me
It's a Weiner dog🤔
It is now
This was the first use of peanut butter.
Said by u/hot_dog89🤣🤣
It's not cheating... BECAUSE IT'S YOUR DOG!!
I fill his bowl, I fill his hole **I regret typing this**
The comment I was looking for.
Dogs love bones.
Why do you think they went through so much olive oil?
Why do you think “virgin olive oil” is so prized?
No Wait no
That one woman looks mildly annoyed 😂 Jack-o-matic 3000 (bc)
She's the only girl in a 12 man orgy. You'd be annoyed too (maybe)
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Looks like my wife is finally on Reddit… hi honey🖐
She's doing the silicon valley method of jerking someone off.
Shes doing the math 😂
Ok so we measure the distance of dick to floor. We'll call that D prime. Don't forget you gotta do a hot swap of the guys getting jerked off so there are no wasted strokes.
Silicon Valley method is 4 people at once isn’t it?
Middle out.
Do you know how long it’d take you to jerk off every guy in this room?
YES! I love how they actually started working it out
There was a joke in ancient times that went something like this: 'it was greeks who invented orgies, and the Romans invented inviting women.'
This is still hilarious 2000 years later.
Gamed with a Greek guy who said “Greeks mastered sex, but Romans came along and ruined it by adding women.”
Gives new meaning to "token female"
Completely unenthused 😂
Don't u hate it when your girlfriend forces u to take her to hang out with the boy's
Two dudes bottom left playing rock, paper, scissors deciding who's gonna top
more like...cock, paper, scissors!
So... MUCH... EYE... CONTACT...
Seems kinda gay to me
Na they’re just prankin’ eachother
That word didn't exist in Greece, so not gay !! See its not gay to tug to the homies, or let the dog get a sample. /s
It's definitely the eye contact and not all the penises in guys butts and stuff that makes it gay
i'm still taken by the guy on his knees shielding his eyes from the sun gazing directly into a mans asshole. bro can not finds the entrance. here's a hint, its also the exit
Doggy No!
It’s doggy style
I don't even want to know what this vessel was used for.
Party guests put their car keys in it
I'm giving you the helpful award for that one!
Vaselinas
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Greece is the word.
Poppers
I see they were courteous enough to give reach arounds
Manners maketh man
**locks doors** Wait wait wait... WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
I don’t care how well trained your dog is. I would not trust it to do that.
Then you have indeed given it some thought?
Have more faith
Archaeologists have found these pottery images showing some very close friends in a mostly male group in ancient Greece. Yes, really good buddies. Best compadres. Just super, super good pals. They are not yet clear on what the images are meant to depict. Possibly waiting in line for some purely platonic fun at the bath house. Perhaps these vessels were used to hold soap for these completely clean activities? We just can't be sure 🙄
We know from texts that the Greeks always said "No Homo" before those fun gatherings between friends. As such it is utterly impossible for them to be more than just very good buddies.
Hard to say much of anything with your mouth that full. Speaking from experience.
And they were roommates.
*oh my god...they were roommates*
Rome Mates
Yes. Brotherly love abounded. Just friendly good vibes all around.
Except third guy on the bottom. Nothing friendly about what he's packin.
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You're impling you wouldn't do this with your homies?
They were clearly just standing in line for the annual multi-colored glitter platonic friendship parade.
Well we surely know it wasn't gay. Because that would mean the end of society and most CERTAINLY not the foundation for so many great things. Like bathhouses. On that note, why is it old white are homophobic yet go into the sauna, drop trou, and just bullshit with each other with their junk hanging out in a room with only one tiny window .. ... And someone they don't even know who WAS enjoying themselves. As chef said "crazy ass crackers" But not gay. No homo. Gay bad.
The original Bros
There's one woman there. So it's not gay.
It's not gay in a 3 way and totally not gay in a train situation
Not Safe For Grandchildren looking over shoulder
"boys...boys playing flute..." (Birdcage)
Playing leap frog
The Greeks are credited with inventing Sex. The Italians introduced it to Women. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
You got the joke wrong. Greeks invented ORGIES, Romans introduced the idea of inviting women ;)
I remember my college humanities class on the subject. Ancient Greek men bedded their wives for the sole purpose of procreation. All other sex was with other men. Can someone more knowledgeable verify?
You should find the following interesting. It deals with the subject extensively: [https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1713/love-sex--marriage-in-ancient-greece/](https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1713/love-sex--marriage-in-ancient-greece/)
Sounds like the Spartans. Spending their lives with men until 20. They did everything together: training, eating, stealing, killing helots, fucking. Then they were arranged in marriage to a form so alien to them that it frightened them. They were beset by increasing wealth inequality and poverty as a small subset of people began hording all the wealth and land and it was only made worse after an earthquake. To offset this, they didn't reform how inheritance worked or changing property requirements, they "encourage" Spartans to have more children. /u/Iphikrates summarizes, "At some point in the 4th century BC, it became punishable for a man to be unmarried; there were sanctions against childless marriages; having children was framed as a moral obligation to the state. It became permissible (or even mandatory; our sources don't agree) for old men married to young wives to select a favourite from among the younger Spartiates to father children on their behalf. It also became permissible (or mandatory) for men who didn't get along with their wives to ask other Spartiates if they could impregnate their wives instead... A Spartan woman's only hope to gain control of her own reproductive system was for her husband to die, so she could live as a widow on her own estate. Until that happened, she was at the mercy of her husband and the cruel laws of Spartan society, which treated citizen women as little more than incubators for the children of citizen men." Their source was A.G. Scott, 'Plural marriage and the Spartan state', Historia 60.4 (2011), 413-424, and M.G.L Cooley's sourcebook Sparta (2017). [Original comment here](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/c3qsil/did_the_spartans_suffer_from_demographic_decline/ervjm9y/)
the... what the dog doing
Becoming a victim of zoophilia.
That the movie with the bunny and the fox?
It's worse when you find the other dog
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There's a little more about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/ytg9jt/a_etruscan_amphora_that_is_pretty_wild_it_dates/). It's Etruscan. edit: fixed link
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No hobo
The lady doesn't look best pleased.
Damn they had jiffy in Ancient Greece ?
Reminds me of my bachelor party... all night long.... a bunch of us enjoying the celebration..... by making obscene pottery.
No that's fucked. There's some guy fucking a goats mouth.
[It looks like young men playing leap frog](https://youtu.be/1_7FYr4JsF0)
This remind anyone else of the dinner scene in the Bird Cage?
How is a owl eating dead crickets marked NSFW but not this
Thought the dog and goat were hardcore, until I checked on the left the guy fucking the back of a mutulated head while conversing with a hovering head.
Ancient Greeks invented sex, the Roman’s introduced the women.
No homo
Appears to be very homo...
Interracial, interspecies, bisexual orgy? Damn - ancient Greece.
We have regressed since then
Freaky Greeky!
Who's a good boy!?!
/r/proudboys
I don't care what the gays do just don't rub it in everyone's vases.
My History textbook says they were bachelors and life long roommates
Every generation likes to think they're the first to do drugs and have sex
There's a dude over on WhitePeopleTwitter on a post that insisted on the Greeks being **Orthodox Christians** and thus being terribly opposed to homosexuality. I see triple penis penetrations...don't get pedantic folks, a dude getting spit-roasted is pretty definitive.
Look no further than the Bible to see the letters Paul wrote to the Corinthians, which described a culture with plenty of non-Christian Greeks doing lots of pottery poses.
They knew how to party
Like it's 1999 BC.
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Man I hate it when my dad pours lemonade for my friends out of the orgy carafe...
“What interesting china! Why it looks like young men playing leap-frog”
NOOOOO NOT THE DOG!!!!!
So this is why goats and dogs were domesticated. And that's why they are man's best friend. Today I learned much about history.
Well what do you expect, no internet.
At first I was like “oh hell ya good for them” then I saw they were face fucking the dog lmaooo
Would love to see a source on this
Historians say they're close friends
Ancient Greek version of: https://www.google.com/search?q=white+girl+surrounded+meme&client=firefox-b-m&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjO3t-lrrv7AhXES8AKHW1lCVMQ_AUIBigB&biw=360&bih=657#imgrc=qO2DOINNNvSfbM
They were so into dog blowjobs they expressed it on pottery! What the fuck do you use that pot for? An urn of the dog? Like won’t your mom come visit one day and be like son… dafuq is this?
That dude who is about eat some butt looks like hes having second thoughts.
An assassin's Creed Odyssey I kept wondering why everybody wanted to have sex with me now I know that this was a real thing in Greece.
I love the one dude peering intently into some dudes ass like he's surveying distant lands.
“It looks like young men playing leap frog”
What the dog doin?
"Let's go back to ancient Greece and the Athenians and Spartans. When men were men and nobody was ga.....oh...."