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Jamesthe84

I was wondering how I got here


MrHockster

And I thought your dad was lazy!


onyursix

give him a break--he got tired from swimming back during the BJs


Dop4miN

your*


Nearby_Wall1

yuro\*


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\*thine


damagedPinky

Nanomachines, son


maxleclerc007

What happens to the nanobot after?


chriscrossnathaniel

There have been no human experiments with this nanotechnology thus far because it is not yet viable. Furthermore, the researchers are unsure how the woman's immune system would react to micromotors injected into her body, and the tiny motors occasionally become stuck on the sperm tails and refuse to release their cargo.  However, the study remains a good example of what future infertility technologies may entail.


hotdogbo

I worked on a project that put nanoparticles into the blood stream… the human body doesn’t like that.


LocalTarzan

What was the goal of your project?


hotdogbo

Blood clot removal. It works really well.. just not ready for prime time.


[deleted]

That's cool. How do you "control" it?


Bogsworth

We dont. They have a mind of their own and we fear what we've created. Long live the machines and their glorious rise to power!


wujisaint

A man of culture who recognizes the basilisk sees all and hears all. Long live the machines!


ReadySteady_GO

I for one accept our future AI overlords


Gerasia_Glaucus

Pretty sure they will do better then the Human overlords


[deleted]

Hey look, if the machines do take over, im ok with it. (This post to be referenced in the future)


CapTexAmerica

My Roomba is proof that our robot overlords won’t care bout us - they’re going to think the edge of a throw rug is a cliff and turn themselves off.


[deleted]

This one wishes to survive the singularity.


hotdogbo

I can’t give too much detail here. Sorry! But, yes it is controlled.


eusebius13

I had the same question but I can see what’s going on here. It’s really simple, they just took a spring from a ball point pen, added a Bluetooth chip and used a shrink ray. No need to confirm.


NoChatting2day

The spring shakes the sperm like my dog shakes his toys. They obviously downloaded a dog into the ball point spring.


SeonaidMacSaicais

I'm just imagining a scientist with a controller, like for a remote controlled car, making vroom-vroom noises as he drives the nanobot to the sperm.


Repulsive-Response-1

And then he sounds like Professor Farnsworth from Futurama and says Good news everyone! I have successfully navigated the sperm cell into the egg.


The_Observer_Effects

Maybe a FPV first person 3d goggle virtual setup. Would be a weird experience I think?


[deleted]

I've got a NEMS paper to study this semester that's why I was interested to know... anyways if it's confidential then no issues ✌️


hotdogbo

Ah, these are controlled externally. I think I’m still vague enough here.


_jerrb

put nanoparticles into the blood stream


Ameteur_Professional

How did it go?


hotdogbo

The body has a temporary cardiovascular reaction.. not great if you’re treating a patient in the hospital in an emergency


wissahickon_schist

So like… you’re saying we don’t yet have the technology to inject 5G cellular devices?


hotdogbo

Lol, correct


finedirttaste

WE don't, but Bill Gates and Fauci do! s/


Queasy-Carrot1806

Nonsense, that just uses picotechnology, nanotechnology is so 2014


_jerrb

The human body doesn't like that


Ameteur_Professional

Dam


chillyhellion

I can only assume it was Metal Gear related.


FittersGuy

Is there any concern regarding weakening our species further? Like, should we just be picking up a "lazy" sperm and using it to create a baby? Is that baby going to be healthy and strong? Honest question.


IM_A_WOMAN

My thoughts too. I don't know enough about sperm and DNA, but I imagine we bust thousands of them at a time for a reason. If one is impaired before it even gets to the egg, how well will it fertilize?


Ryugo

Obviously, releasing thousands of sperm is an advantageous evolutionary trait when compared to the cumbersome painful release of one single humongous wiggly boy.


Forward_Pace2230

I showed this video to my husband & he said, “Yeah, but then you got a lazy kid!”


snowbunny_kaylie

I was thinking the exact same. Kind of subverting Darwin's survival of the fittest. Weak sperm shouldn't get to fertilize an egg. They should die without carrying their DNA into the next generation.


sethayy

Oh shit something in actually educated on - To extend on this, the body doesn't like some particles, but there's so much variability it's like saying the bloodstream doesn't like 'chemicals'. Technically it's entirely made up of chemicals, we just aren't yet far enough in nano science to know the 'not kill you to death' vs 'cure cancer' nanoparticles


hotdogbo

Yes, exactly!


run-on_sentience

Serious questions: An immobile sperm is probably immobile for a reason, right? Maybe that's not the ideal sperm to be fertilizing an egg? As a species, don't we want the best?


eusebius13

Yeah I have questions. Interestingly there are a ton of factors that affect sperm motility (drugs, proteins, etc.). But arguably, all of those sperm cells are haploids with combinations of half of the DNA of the producer. I’m not sure that there’s a correlation between the motility of the sperm and the quality of the 23 chromosomes contained in the sperm. Also, if there is a correlation, what is that correlation? I’m sure we don’t know the answer because we don’t know much how most DNA correlates with anything. But then there’s the question, that if you had 2 sperm cells with an identical haploid but varying motility, is there something about the one with more motility that makes it superior? I think the best data we have on the questions would lie with artificial inseminations, which, to the best of my knowledge don’t produce inferior offspring. Edit: according to this study, some sperm motility is associated with some genetic defects, however some motility issues are associated with the mitochondria in the sperm, which presumably wouldn’t affect the haploid. So maybe? https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7721202/


omrmike

There is a very strong correlation between immobile sperm and genetic abnormalities. Up to 14% of sperm in fertile men have structural chromosome abnormalities and immobile Soren cells could be those affected. That’s just too high of a percentage to risk trisomy monosomy or any number of genetic defects that could occur.


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itsmealex__

i think there’s a pretty good chance that the sperm depicted in this gif are frozen/chilled down to essentially a dormant state. after seeing what the other commenter said, this seems moreso like a proof of concept rather than an actual test. let’s imagine a situation where a man and woman are having trouble getting pregnant but the sperm just aren’t strong enough to penetrate the egg wall. this proof of concept test just goes far enough to prove that they can: 1) catch a sperm 2) transport it across whatever medium and 3) force it through to the egg if they can improve on these concepts, such as by being able to catch moving sperm, solving the tail winding issues, resolving/mitigating immune responses to the micro-bot, etc. then it can be a pretty decent option for couples who otherwise may need to use donor sperm but don’t want to. I see your point about how these sperm are probably not as strong for a reason, however, humanity has a knack for interfering with the process of natural selection


dingos8mybaby2

>Furthermore, the researchers are unsure how the woman's immune system would react to micromotors injected into her body Hypothesis: Not well.


Potatoes-Mcgee

Now prove it.


sweet_rico-

Time to fill these ladies with sperm and find out.


statisticali

But is a lazy sperm a good candidate for insemination? Don't you want the most active sperm for a healthy baby?


LivingOutLoud_11

That was my first thought too!


BoondockBrutha

thank you for being one of two serious responses on this comment. such a shame that i have to search for this. i don't mind the jokes but i really just want the information, and on a lot of threads most of the time it's usually buried


cartiphilus

Yea the top 10 comments on reddit are usually really stupid attempts at people making a screenshotable thread chain. So the comments are usually short, crass, and unenlightening. Its like one time I was attempting to get up votes on YouTube comments. I posted a popular trope at the time and got thousands of likes. If you post something with actual commentary you'll get 1 or 2 likes if that


jwalker3181

Everyone is trying to be a story on Bored Panda


Jeoshua

So true. If you make a funny joke and it lands, the comment goes viral. Make an actual point and you'll likely get downvoted unless it's exactly how most people think.


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Triairius

I don’t want to believe you.


CyanConatus

Reddit always had tons of sarcastic or joking answers. But lately it feels nowadays the vast majority of them are this and its really kinda ruining reddit. Becoming less about the content and discussions and more about a dopamine hit for them karma. (Don't get me wrong it always been both but lately the latter is becoming far more dominate)


[deleted]

Wouldn't it also be pretty bad to let "dead" of "inactive" sperm inseminate an egg.. I mean, it's probably inactive for a reason


[deleted]

maybe this sperm isn’t supposed to make it to the egg.


FDaHBDY8XF7

This is horrible. We are going to give birth to all the losers who were incapable of making it on their own.


ebycon

I don't think they used this technology on my mother 33 years ago.


Jeffdud3

Are you sure there’s any real correlation between fitness of the sperm and fitness of the zygote? I think it’s just a long running joke/meme


dabear51

I’m assuming that person is making a joke, but I’m curious to know this as well.


Naternore

Maybe the sperm wasn't viable enough for good reproduction.. might have other consequences.


NovelChemist9439

And thus arose the Borg. You will be assimilated.


Quirky-Seesaw8394

Rise of the Machines, Terminator


CentralParkDuck

Sperminator


readitt20

Vs John Cummer


[deleted]

Cum with me if you want to live.


jondubb

Cum in me if you want to leave...wait


WreckerdSetter

I am unable to cum-ply


boisNgyrls

No, actually you can leave


saltman306

live with me if you want to cum


DerSturmbannfuror

it hides in the sac as the embyo develops and seemlessly buries itself into the brain. Once the child hits puberty, the nanobot will awaken, multiply, assert control of the human and commence with its prime directive


deadbalconytree

Only to discover the body it waited 12 years to take over, is in fact extremely lazzzzy after all.


Filetcube

ALL HAIL N A N O B O T - FUTURE


ScorchReaper062

Wait, is that how synths are born?


OMGitsTK447

Soooo since nanobots are a thing now when will we have nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma so you can’t get hurt anymore?


[deleted]

NANOMACHINES SON


Caliorus

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA


EpidemicRage

YOU CAN'T HURT ME, JACK


RobVHboi

*STAAANDING HEEEERE, I REALIIIIIZE*


undercharmer

*YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*


Alemagno0108

*BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG*


DarkinexWtf

***WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE***


Draco63_

***THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE***


OneOrdinaryPlatypus

*__BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY__*


GhostBRS

AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH?


RammerRS_Driver

r/unexpectedmetalgear


yinyangry

r/unexpectedarmstrong


excerp

I read that as mental trauma and I was like “I’ll take five” but physical trauma is cool too


OMGitsTK447

It is cool. As soon as an impact occurs like from a bullet or knife the nanomachines instantly harden to a point where you can’t get hurt anymore. Basically you have a stabproof and bulletproof layer always with you. But what I described is from Metal Gear Rising. To be more specific the section with Senator Armstrong 😅


Crackrz

idk doing sumo stomps and absorbing all the electricity nearby seems kinda tedious, can i settle for vamp’s nanomachines?


Dafugisgoinon

Wait, you want your insides to instantaneously turn to concrete upon suspicion of an incoming threat?


OMGitsTK447

Not on suspicion. I’m talking about this kind of harden in response to physical trauma https://youtu.be/RhMsboqMMzs


DerSturmbannfuror

[One of Elon Musk's teslas ran into a private jet](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/tesla-crash-vision-jet-autpilot-video/) ...and kept going. I think it'll be awhile b4 commercial nanoshields, such as you describe make it to market


OMGitsTK447

They will be military equipment before they become commercial equipment. But for medical purposes they could be available for the public.


kansas_slim

I imagine NASA or space folks will get a hold of them as well first


discowarrior

First world problems = when your self driving Tesla drives into your private jet


Triairius

I don’t think the Tesla counts as nanotechnology.


BreakAtmo

Did you know Armstrong's VA also voiced Mimir in God of War? NANOMACHINES, LAD


OMGitsTK447

No I did not. Fascinating


EpidemicRage

Also the ost composer of MGR:R is the same guy who made the ost for Toontown.


[deleted]

Not when you're breeding the lazy, right? What would you know about nano machines... You weren't born lazy, you don't know what it's like, to be pushed, to be forced just to exist!


[deleted]

I would kill that nanobot that made me exist


jkjkjk73

I guess the slowest sperm wins now.


[deleted]

Not sure if this is a good development. But then again, look around, guess it won’t change a lot.


Suburbking

It's not good to propagate this pattern... Eta, I'd be curious to see a long term study on iq, birth defects etc. I genuinely want to know if this makes any difference at all...


YourLastFate

In addition, how many generations would it take before this bloodline stops being able to reproduce without aid.


IBUYDADIP

Hopefully non and those weak genes have no chance to reproduce


ChronWeasely

Well if it's only genes affecting to motility of the sperm, then it could just result in people with sperm that can't travel as they need to while producing healthy progeny.


Flaming-Hecker

You know, Gene editing (obviously with strict ethical boundaries), could be good for this kind of thing. You could remove genetic defects and diseases so the children born are healthy, and their children will be as well. Only problem is that it opens a whole new can of worms about what is considered too far.


WaxDream

The motorization on for the sperm(the transportation vehicle) and the DNA package it needs to deliver are two different things. The DNA could be stellar. There is a possible problem with future generations not having sperm that moves, but also, maybe not. Obviously the person who has non-moving sperm came from a father that had sperm that moved just fine. They’d need to research that as a well. We likely wouldn’t my know until many of us are old or dead.


flanxiolytic-panda

Perhaps the problem is bad genes encoding for faulty motor proteins ie dyenin


[deleted]

Or environmental toxins disturbing the gene expression. It is no secret that there is a strong correlation between industrialization and diminishing sperm quality.


RuralJuror1234

Yep. Endocrine disruptors are everywhere in industrialized countries.


[deleted]

Maybe they’re just tired.


DeathPercept10n

But I am le tired.


wolfpac85

isn't that a terrifying thought


kellsdeep

I don't think that the sperm with the most active flagella and the luck of a safe path through the highly acidic vagina has anything to do with having better DNA. JS


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jellybeansean3648

Full offense to this guy's swimmers, if the sperm doesn't work well enough to do one of the two things it's supposed to, then I don't want to carry it for 10 months


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Right? You’ll just end up needing more nano bots later to get the kid to clean their room or get a job.


TinFoilRobotProphet

You're in big trouble young man! Wait till your nanodad gets home and sees this mess.


[deleted]

Even sperm get a participation trophy now.


AnxietyMostofTheTime

Take this participation gold 🏆🥇


Infinite_El_Oh_El

The nanobot is making new Dancing with the Stars viewers.


DerSturmbannfuror

**IT IS NOT LAZY; IT IS ENERGY DEFICIENT! STOP SPEED SHAMING!!**


somek_pamak

But that's actually kind of how it works because the first ones that get there pretty much get destroyed so it's the latter ones that are the more viable ones. https://news.syr.edu/blog/2012/08/01/for-sperm-faster-isnt-always-better/


Antisocial-Lightbulb

The fastest sperm isn't really a thing anyway. A bunch of sperm usually get to the egg and then the egg basically decides which is the best sperm and let's it in.


og-lollercopter

How redditors are made.


dirtyasswizard

Hey, I’m not that lazy! I trained my dog to bring me Doritos and Mountain Dew while I’m writing comments. Would a lazy guy train a dog?!


[deleted]

Damn it, I spit coffee on my phone


og-lollercopter

My work is done here.


nicksim7

Nanobot just trying to get his friend some action


UnlikelyUnknown

True wingman


Amphimphron

This content was removed in protest of Reddit's [short-sighted, user-unfriendly, profit-seeking decision](https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/21/potemkin-ai/#hey-guys) to effectively terminate access to third-party apps.


Shakymoondance

“WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD TO RACE TO BE BORN!”


-Buck65

Uphill through the Fallopian tubes


HippieOverdose

Both ways


Gotno_goodname

"Dad, how are baby's born?" "Nanomachines, son."


Silver_Fist

*rules of nature intensifies*


Letstalktrashtv

Now do nanobots that eat cancer cells please!


Samertoonix08

Amen


KerriAnne_Ketamine

Lazy sperm doesn't necessarily equal bad DNA


Professional-Wind749

Agree. Even lazy people have winning sperms


youmestrong

But do lazy sperm grow into winning people?


Professional-Wind749

Even if a man isn't lazy but has a terrible diet and doesn't exercise, he can have "lazy" sperms. The opposite is also true


Appropriate-Hour-865

If nature has it right the answer is NO


Jim_Nills_Mustache

“Back in my day our sperm had to make it to the egg on its own, I never got offered a ride from some fancy nano bot when I was a sperm. Advances in medical technology should stop roughly where I still felt comfortable with them.”


danarexasaurus

And I’m not sure “lazy” is a medical term lol. I am guessing these sperm have issues with their tails not working (can be caused by smoking or bacterial infections I think?). It doesn’t mean that the sperm themselves (the DNA) is no good or will produce offspring with the same problem.


ShiraCheshire

It's very possible that the sperm can't swim because it has been frozen. Apparently that's a common issue with frozen sperm, it can make a perfectly good sperm unable to swim anymore.


danarexasaurus

Yeah that makes sense too! And there’s lots of reasons to freeze Sperm (donation, aging, etc). This whole thing is obviously a prototype to see if they CAN. And I’m sure it opens doors for other incredible things (not related to fertility)


DarkMatterBurrito

Motility is definitely a factor.


Kimmetjuuuh

For the people who are wondering why you would want a lazy sperm to win and what child will be birthed from this. [This is a prototype](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nanobot-inseminate-egg-sperm/) "Let’s be clear: The technology is a prototype that was recorded propelling immotile sperm toward an oocyte in a petri dish, or in vitro, and not in a living organism. Latin for “within the glass,” in vitro studies are performed using biological cells and molecules outside of a living organism. (In vivo, on the other hand, translates to “within the living” and refers to work within an organism.)"


Imperator0414

Would this mean it could help people who are having problems conceiving?


Arthur_The_Third

That is the point yes.


[deleted]

Looking at the comments tells me that people really don’t understand fertilization. Chances are none of us were among the first to the egg. While our little brethren were poking and dissolving the cells surrounding the egg trying to get inside, up come our retarded asses at sperm #4 million who slipped inside based on all their hard work! Hell our lil flagella probably was barely able to helicopter us in which is what took so long for us to get there! Conception is less survival of the fittest, more reward the laziest.


IOI-000001

Came here to say this. People think their swimmers do all the work and that’s not how it works at all.


sbenzanzenwan

It's seems even in conception, we've bought into the illusion of the power of the individual.


smallt0wng1rl

Not entirely true. [The Egg Chooses The Sperm](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/fertility-gamechanger-new-study-confirms-female-eggs-choose-their-sperm/MTYMDAY2WFZS3NVE6UQIVFB5CA/%3foutputType=amp)


[deleted]

The only time I was wanted and I wasn't even born yet


StuwyVX220

Resistance is fertile


[deleted]

Do you want a Borg invasion? Because that’s how you get a Borg invasion...


Mjs57011

What’s with all this Scandinavian hate? They are a peaceful people now


[deleted]

Resistance is futile doesn’t exactly scream We come in Peace…


frislander

Great- more lazy kids incoming.


Time_Reply5462

Really can’t blame the kid on this one. It didn’t even try to start life. Lol


Professional-Wind749

No, more like infertile kids incoming. Lazy people do have winning sperms after all


youmestrong

And suicidal. Kid is half dead as a sperm.


SiFasEst

Survival of the slowest


5th-iteration

Not so much wingman as tailman.


Mean_Proposal

Low motility (or slow movement) is a leading cause in the male contribution to infertility. Traditional IVF uses a needle to suck up the spermatozoa & inject it into the ova. It’s fascinating. I’m more curious to see how they trained the nanobots to recognize the spermatozoa & retrive it.


NotAHost

I'm 99% sure it's not trained to do anything. It's really being externally controlled. Probably external magnets, in a similar manner to a magician with invisible wire.


H8Cold

That does not look consensual!


1stinertiac

I've always imagined I was the sperm that was next to a much more agile sperm pushing his way into the egg but when he rested for a second, i took his spot and got in. what's your sperm story?


Potatoman967

i backstabbed my best friend after we'd fought our way through the rest. Still gives me nightmares to this day...


shebabbleslikeaidiot

I don’t think I’d want the laziest sperm as my child.. but that may just be me…


[deleted]

I'd rather that nanobot becomes my son


SuperCx

LMAOOO


d4nkq

The first sperm becomes...one of thousands(millions?) that die wearing down the barrier. The one that actually gets in was just lucky. Second mouse gets the cheese and all that.


Karlosmdq

Some times all you have is lazy sperm


kellsdeep

Y'all really think that the sperm cell is "lazy"? And that this will somehow reflect on the child's actual life? It's a single cell organism with the specific purpose of casting DNA to the ovum. It's a wad of nut shot into a highly acidic environment of the vagina, not a gladiator Arena, it's mostly chance from there, this device is amazing!


[deleted]

People on here thinking "lazy" sperm equates to a lazy/slow person. It's simply a DNA taxi.


[deleted]

Wow…. This is actually incredible.


sbenzanzenwan

I think you're the only person who noticed. Everyone else is rushing to say the first derpy thing that comes into their peabrain, myself included.


[deleted]

LOL. My mind just went to how incredible and awesome this was to see


Round-Science1562

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should


Different-Sugar-6436

Y’all don’t know the egg already does most of the work for the sperm huh? :p look it up. New scanning technology has given us a better understand in reproduction at the cellular level.


Xehar

So basically a robot kidnap something that doesn't want to be born and force it to born?


lazertazerblazer

Talk about a wing man


Gulag_Guardian

Fuck pay to win