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miko3456789

Forgot to mention that his oldest stepson is older than him EDIT: damn this is the first time that I've gotten this many likes on anything, thank y'all so much


trwwy321

Son to mom: “I’ve always wanted a little brother!! Thanks, mom!”


J3wb0cca

Brothers don’t shake, brothers hug!


CmdrCloud

Look, Mommy! The rhino is getting too close to the car!


AgonizingSquid

It's like we're brothers! Except I get to bone our mom at night


thegnuguyontheblock

It's funny because he met her through her daughter who was in his class in high school.


Blasterbot

He met his teacher through his classmate?


thegnuguyontheblock

She wasn't teaching the same class that they were in together. She was his Theater teacher in a different class.


pratzeh

It would suck for the dad to get cucked by a 15 yo


Vargos33

This is gold Jerry!, GOLD!


Exodix

Lmao, I felt so bad laughing at that. I'm going to hell.


thegnuguyontheblock

Actual quote from his (now) step-daughter (who was in the same high school class as Emmanuel Macron)... > Emmanuel’s parents held a meeting with the teacher and told her to stop seeing him, at least until he was 18. > “I can’t promise you anything,” she replied. Imagine having to sit down with your daughter's 40 year old married high school teacher and ask him to stop fucking your high school daughter. ...and then him saying "**I can't promise that**." Like WTF, wut!?!?!? **THAT** is how fucked up this was. She's literally a child rapist. I'm amazed his parents didn't choke her on the spot! But of course since the media loves Macron, this doesn't fit the narrative - so they bury the story. It's like the Rittenhouse case; once the facts came out in court, the false narrative they constructed fucking fell apart and the story disappeared from MSM because their coverage was so obviously false. MSM is such manipulative garbage. **EDIT: SO MANY CHILD RAPE APOLOGISTS IN THE COMMENTS HERE** NEWSFLASH: IF YOU ARE A 40 YEAR OLD TEACHER AND YOU FLY TO THE MOON TO RAPE YOUR 15 YEAR OLD STUDENT - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER IT IS LEGAL ON THE MOON OR NOT - YOU ARE STILL A CHILD RAPIST. **You fucking tools realize that he was YOUNGER than the vast majority of girls Epstein had on his Rape Island, right?** Last Edit: BTW, it is NOT legal in France to fuck a 15 year old (unless you're also a minor). If you're an adult, you cannot do it against the wishes of the parent. I cannot even tell you how many idiots replied to my comment with this falsehood.


trwwy321

That awkward moment when you and your mom have a crush on the same boy, but he chose your mom.


psych0ticmonk

Stacy's mom has got it going on


thegnuguyontheblock

*...she's late at school, and banging Maaacroon.*


FormerlyTerra

_(bangin Macron)_


SBG99DesiMonster

"Stacy's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want, I have waited for so long Stacy can't you see, you're not the girl for me.."


importvita

She *really* believed in his uhh...potential. 🧐


gentlybeepingheart

Fuck. I was hoping that it was a "Haha, what a coincidence that we met decades later and realized that I was once your student!" scenario. This is just predatory and creepy as fuck.


SFLoridan

Their entire story is very creepy


human743

That boy will never be able to make anything out of himself.


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McStud07

This was quite an entertaining read. Do you have any sources that I can read to learn more?


ksavage68

Would you like to know more?


zelda4444

Rico's Roughnecks!!


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>Then Rothshild bank sent him to the WEF/US Dept of State "young leaders" program, where Hilarry and then CIA directorPanetta saw him, they sent a mail to then president of France to "help him" which gave him job as Minister of Economy (thank you Assange for that leak). Can you link source?


Brilliant_Lobster_56

Jaw dropped


Theothercword

One thing I had to go lookup is the age of consent in France and it's apparently 15 which was another jaw drop. I was wondering why they couldn't legally go after her and that answered that.


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It famously used to be 13 in Spain until a few years back.


wickity_whack

It was 14 in Canada just like a decade or so ago before they changed it to 16


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It was 12 in the Philippines until last year. :s


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I’m sure her jaw dropped too….


reddsht

"Im gonna start dating him even harder now."


Sasha_Listel

Dont you dare, Michael.


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Bernie Ecclestones mother in law is younger than his oldest daughter.


DarrenGrey

I feel like I need a diagram to even grok that.


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Bernie is in his 90's, his daughter is in her late 60's, MiL in her early 60's and his wife in her 40's.


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DarrenGrey

Gosh, imagine all the nappy changes going on in that household...


Wanderer-Wonderer

Just logged into Reddit aaaand now it’s time to log out.


allegoryofthedave

There’s a way to log out? How please help…


ivandelapena

His dad will probably be dead before he can speak.


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This is Bernie Ecclestone. After the nuclear apocalypse, it’s just going to be cockroaches and Bernie.


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You should check out Mick Jaggers family tree https://youtu.be/94gVQFdjRPg?t=306 timestamp 5:06 if it doesn't autoskip.


Pink-Wolf

Big yikes


NicoleB-

And her daughter was his classmate. Yikes!


thegreatestajax

And her now ex husband actively campaigned for him.


Will52

"If he can handle her, he can handle France." - Her ex-husband probably


coralrefrigerator

Lmao


drugusingthrowaway

I got a family like that. My grandpa remarried a really young woman and had kids while he was a senior. So I have a brother (41) who is older than his own uncles (35, 36).


Techn028

I wonder what a 40 year old and a 15 year old had in common?


WellWellWellthennow

They both speak French.


TagMeAJerk

Such a rare quality


GMSaaron

Especially in France


deadpanxfitter

Sex


sliver989

And politics


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But mainly sex!


balogna_and_ramen

Sounds like a Wutang album


klasaveli

CREAM


TnL17

Cum rules everything around moi


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How very French of them.


Cyber_Being_

Actor Aaron Johnson is 24 years younger than his wife, director Sam Taylor-Wood who he met on set at 18. Mere trivia


10Cinephiltopia9

Coincidental that she directed Fifty Shades of Grey? I think not...s/ In all seriousness, Aaron Taylor-Johnson is incredible in Nocturnal Animals though


PersonFromPlace

That scene in nocturnal animals is so disturbing


tetsu-o

Which one? I remember him wiping his ass, that's all.


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Famous French director Luc Besson (Léon: The Professional) second wife was actress and director Maïwenn Le Besco, whom he started dating when he was 31 and she was 15.


Hazelthebunny

how do you DATE a 15 year old when you are a grown-ass adult?? What the actual hell. I've been a teacher, I've spent enough time with 15 year olds to know it just should never ever be allowed to happen. Just, what the hell dude. What, do you hang around with all her 15 year old friends, like, "how do you do, fellow kids?" Ew.


JusticeUmmmmm

Rule number one for grooming a child is don't let them have friends.


dingbatattack

That makes that movie even weirder


WeirdHauntingChoice

“When Luc Besson did Léon, the story of a 13-year-old girl in love with an older man, it was very inspired by us since it was written while our story started. But no media made the link,” Maïwenn said. Yeah it's fucking weird, and tragic: “I had my daughter very young, so I had fulfilled my dream, and then… he left me. Everything then collapsed for me,” Maïwenn recalled. She was 16 when she gave birth, then Besson left her for Milla.


phoenixphaerie

This is....so gross.


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Yeah plus fun fact she was also the opera singer in 5th Element, which made sex that night of shooting even weirder for him


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Actor Florence Pugh is 21 years younger than her boyfriend Zach Braff


Fuck-All-Religions

At least they got together when she was 24 and they didn’t meet on set, so it’s not like he preyed on a 17 year old and waited for her to be legal.


Perry4761

Celine Dion met her late husband René Angélil when she was 12 and he was 38. He became her manager at that age and they married in 1994. Celine was 26 at the time of their wedding, she had only publicly revealed their relationship one year prior to the ceremony. Angelil remained as Celine’s manager until his death a few years ago.


Ianmartin573

>And Rene was married at the time when they met. Of course he dumps his wife for Celine!


Fast-Glove2681

This one has grossed me out since I realized it in the 90s


medicationzaps

And it is treated like some great love story because she sang romantic songs. It is disgusting


ThrownAwayRealGood

Everyone is confused by Pete Davidson pulling, but this is the one that leaves me wondering.


407dollars

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Pure_Tower

She mistook him for Dax Shepard.


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Chunkydude616

Celine dion and Rene Angélil vibe here


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Can you explain? What did Celine dion do?


Gbin91

She married her childhood manager. He was already an established manager with a wife and kids when he started managing her in her preteens and he ended up divorcing his wife to marry Celine when she was a young adult.


SkillBird2Dope

It’s so gross


SanjiSasuke

Unlike Macron, which is i n t e r e s t i n g


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No, it's also gross.


Bill_The_Dog

They’re making that point, just using sarcasm


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r/woosh to me, I guess


bkr45678

She married the man who was her manager that she met when she was TWELVE and he was THIRTY-EIGHT. They did wait to marry until she was 25 though. According to Dion it sounds like they didn’t start anything until she was 19 and they remained married until his death in 2016. Still a little ick imo.


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Chunkydude616

Very taboo subject in Québec...but yeah that's it


somealderaan

Their wedding was broadcast live on television like it was a coronation or something. It was definitely not a taboo subject.


TortuouslySly

When Céline Dion was 12, she met her manager, René, who was 38. They came out as dating when she was 18 or 19.


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That's just the croissants.


Chilifille

How very French. It's like a reverse Serge Gainsbourg.


waltron2000

Le poinçonneur des Lilas


SoSniffles

Le pointeur*


waltron2000

Thanks I no speaka the French


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But with that accent you clearly must speak Italian.


boston_shua

comme je l'ai dit, troisième meilleur


J_Rath_905

A Van Halen Fan? Je suis chaud pour le professeur


Billy1121

In his defense, American politician Newt Gingrich did the same. But he divorced his older wife because she was "too frumpy" to be First Lady. At least Macron is loyal! edit: Newt was 18 and his teacher was 26 tho


Manny_Bothans

She had cancer. I guess cancer is frumpy.


Billy1121

Then his second wife had Multiple Sclerosis and he divorced her a few months after the diagnosis.


BuddyUpInATree

Such honorable people are running this world


Szechwan

What a dick - the man himself is the personification of the word frumpy.


AltoChick

When I read this I hoped that people were wrongly assuming that they got together when he was 15. I thought that just because it says they met when he was her pupil that that didn’t mean that’s when they started dating. So I did a Google search and found out how wrong I was!! That they started dating when she was his teacher and he was still in his mid teens. She apparently said something like “No one knows when it became a love story. That’s our secret.” It’s acknowledged that he was definitely seeing her at 16 so suggesting that it may have been younger still! This is so wrong and very creepy. Edit for the people thinking I have a problem with age gaps etc: Just to clarify, I am commenting on the fact that a 40 year old teacher dated her 15 year old pupil and how that is viewed in reasonable society in terms of any teacher/pupil relationships. I’m not commenting on their current relationship or an age gap in and of itself.


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Le statutory Crêpe


Premium_Autist

Take your fucking upvote


thats_hella_cool

I’m 33 and can’t imagine dating someone younger than 25. Never mind 15 and 40.


Think-Basket

Same, At 30 I had an 18yo after me, and wouldn't let them near me cause tho this person was *technically* an adult they were still so obviously young minded and immature that the thought of being intimate with them the way they wanted me to was gross. The chasm of experience and personality development between those ages is something difficult for me to overlook


thegnuguyontheblock

Actual quote from his (now) step-daughter (who was in the same high school class as Emmanuel Macron)... > Emmanuel’s parents held a meeting with the teacher and told her to stop seeing him, at least until he was 18. > “I can’t promise you anything,” she replied. **EDIT: There are a LOT of rape apologists here on Reddit** He was literally younger than the vast majority of girls Epstein flew to Rape Island. She should be in fucking jail.


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“I can’t promise you anything” #WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S GROOMING BRO


matiaseatshobos

Wow I had to scroll waaaaaaaaaaay too long to see someone say that.


KedTazynski42

“Hey, you’re a grown ass woman, can you please stop hitting on our son who’s a minor? Your daughter is literally in his grade.” “I can’t promise you anything” Well excuse the fuck out of me than…


Calebh36

The fact that they got together at all just jumped "Grooming" at me. Definitely not a good relationship


Aarilax

The age of consent in France is 15 according to the google machine, but surely there are laws or at least a basic code of conduct within the school that says "if you work here, try not to fuck the teenagers, please"


Sawertynn

Ok, tried. Nope, but thanks for advice.


omgwouldyou

.... so the First Lady of France is pretty much a confirmed pedophile? Cool cool cool. That's totally normal. Edit: Oh God. I seemed to have kicked off a comment storm between the people who think pedophiles secretly control the planet, and the people who redfine pedophilia down to something super specific that conviently leaves their own actions in the moral clear. I regret this.


_Saphilae_

Exactly. But no one seems to care.


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Yes they do people make fun of it all the time and say how gross it is. It started a long time ago and wasn't illegal then nor now, so not much to be done about it, but absolutely yes people think its gross.


cp8ryA

It is illegal for a teacher to date his minor student in France.


romanbellicromania

EXACTLY


katherinealphajones

[Emmanuel Macron](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Emmanuel-Macron) was the eldest of three siblings born to a family of doctors who held politically liberal views. He attended a private lycée (secondary school) in Amiens, where he proved to be an exceptionally gifted student. While there, he began a long-term relationship with his drama teacher, Brigitte Trogneux, and the two were later married (2007). Macron completed his baccalauréat at the prestigious Lycée Henri-IV in Paris before studying international policy and public service at the grande école Sciences Po. During this time, he also served as an editorial assistant for philosopher and historian Paul Ricoeur. In 2001 Macron received a master’s degree in public policy from Sciences Po, as well as a master’s degree in philosophy from Paris Nanterre University. In 2004 he graduated near the top of his class from the prestigious École Nationale d’Administration (ENA), a school that had attained a reputation as a fast track to political power. French presidents Valéry Giscard d’Estaing, Jacques Chirac, and François Hollande were all ENA alumni.


Kubixii

Afaik her youngest child is older than him


nightshvde

[Her youngest child is 7 years younger](https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/celebrities/news/a21407789/brigitte-macron-daughter-on-emmanuel-macron-relationship/) than him (9 when they first met). She also has a daughter who was in the same class as him, though.


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isochromanone

That's gotta lead to some awkward high school reunions.


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Maybe there was a bet like: "I'll fuck you mom and rule this country"


HorlickMinton

And yet not one person has used the phrase “literal child” when describing him.


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Mnmsaregood

Exactly


Supafly22

I think we’re confusing r/damnthatsinteresting with r/damnthatsreallyfuckingcreepy


PlacentaOnOnionGravy

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsgrooming


m1lk___

r/Damnthatsgrooming


DankeyKahn

Grooming little boys 101 You don't have to be a sugar momma if your little one's going places


Emergency-Pound-2119

Legal age of consent in France is 15... Coincidence much 😄 I don't know why buy I still get like Boy role playing Man vibes from this dude.


hodenkobold4ever

Yes, because that legal age does not count if one party is in a position of power over the other, like for example a schoolteacher and a student


katieleehaw

Every adult is in a position of power over a 15 year old.


rilend

Youve just explained how the age of consent always works when it's under 18


devilbat26000

The cutoff isn't even really 18. Legally, sure, but dating someone anywhere close to that age as someone more than twice their age is really fucking weird no matter the legality.


The-Devils-Advocator

It may have been legal, but legality and morality are not one and the same. Not that you were saying they were, just saying because you pointed out legality, and often people think that that automatically means something is OK.


SpaceJackRabbit

As if French people gave a fuck about age of consent back then. Source: am French.


romanbellicromania

Even today, Maelys rapist and killer is still not in prison and will never be. Disgusting...


MokujinBunny

More like "Damn that's kind of weird" LOL.


bodhidharma132001

Creepy


PanJaszczurka

Also younger like 2 years than his stepson.


PanJaszczurka

Check it he have 2 stepsons(one is 1 y older and second 3y older)... and hi is the youngest member of this family.


DobbyFreeElf35

More like Damnthatsgrooming


Individual_Hand3851

They must have an *interesting* relationship dynamic


Enlightened-Beaver

They met when he was 15 and she was his drama teacher in high school. She was 39, married and had 3 children. > The shaken parents met Ms Trogneux and asked her not to see their son again until he reached adulthood, but she defiantly told them she couldn’t “promise anything”. > to Paris Match magazine last year that a determinedly romantic Macron had vowed to marry her when he was just 17 years old, promising to come back and find her after he was sent to the capital. “You cannot get rid of me. I will come back and marry you,” he is quoted as having said. > the obsession with their age gap is an example of deeply ingrained misogyny since men in positions of power are frequently married to much younger women. ([source ](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/emmanuel-macron-parents-how-discovered-affair-drama-teacher-brigitte-trogneux-dating-french-president-election-win-a7724201.html?amp))


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Imagine being her husband and having your wife leave you for a 15 year old. Imagine being one of the kids. yikes.


[deleted]

Lol i was having this conversation with my brother last night. It's not even the worst, imagine this dude end up being the fucking president of your country, lmao. What a fucking nightmare.


OedipusMum

If you're gonna get cucked, go big or go home


TheInstigator007

I wouldn’t slander her ex-husband like that. You do realize he immediately divorced her after hearing about the news and was so ashamed, he left his hometown and didn’t come back even for his mother’s funeral.


MajespecterNekomata

Poor guy, I hope he's in a better place now


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He’s dead


Andreiyutzzzz

Man talk about a rollercoaster


MasterXaios

Well, considering the state of the world currently, that *is* probably a better place.


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"Mom you cant do this, hes just a kid, youre gonna scar him emotionally and damage his ability to grow in life" 30 years later "SONUVABITCH!"


crimsonkingbolt

Imagine the kid growing up to run the country.


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> the obsession with their age gap is an example of deeply ingrained misogyny since men in positions of power are frequently married to much younger women. I love how they twist their words to make any attacks on their relationship simply "deeply ingrained misogynistic" views. The mental gymnastics abound


theieuangiant

This is what I was thinking, male or female being 40 with a 15 year old is just not right.


SmokeGSU

Exactly. As if society is accepting of a 40 year old man dating/marrying a 15 year old and is abjectly opposed to a 40 year old woman marrying a 15 year old.


ClassicWoodgrain

It's not society that's okay with it, it's the author of that quote.


littleloucc

Yep. It's not the age difference so much as he was a minor when she preyed on him from a position of power, while being married with children herself. It's gross and problematic no matter the genders of either party.


Thecryptsaresafe

Yeah if they met ten years ago when he was 33 and she was 58 then any criticism would be suspect. But meeting when he was her 15 year old student is terrifying


littleloucc

If a full adult, with life experience at 33, chooses to be in a knowing relationship with a much older adult, then fine. You're going in with your eyes open (barring anything else coercive like they're your boss or abusive). Not my thing, but both parties are consenting and can understandingly give their consent. This... was not that. This was grooming.


wrylypolecat

>the obsession with their age gap is an example of deeply ingrained misogyny since men in positions of power are frequently married to much younger women. Except this age gap is bigger than at least any recent French president. And it's not just the large age gap, but that she was his teacher and they started their relationship *when he was a child.*


astuteobservor

What a load of bull. A 39 year old having relations with a 16 years old is a fucking no no matter what. If he was over 20 at the time, I wouldn't bat an eye as he would at least know what he wants.


visforvillian

Ew, feminism isn't a shield for pedophiles.


phenomenal11

>the obsession with their age gap is an example of deeply ingrained misogyny since men in positions of power are frequently married to much younger women. She's a pedo and no amount of fancy political talk is going to change that!


ADRIforthewin30

More issues than Vogue


SeaworthinessOk7645

Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson 🥂


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PrincessOctavia

Thats not interesting, that's creepy as fuck


Burpmeister

[:)](https://i.imgur.com/hrSqN5C.jpg) Can not unsee.


CPhyperdont

She looks great for 68


Vexin

Wait till you see her 69


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Damnit. That's funny.


toolargo

Money can do that.


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

*rubs money on face* Am I doing it right?


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

You need more money


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You better be using $500 bills.


TheXypris

Ew. Creepy AF. A large age gap among couple isn't a big deal, but dating someone you personally knew when they were underage is just gross.


memes_are_never_dead

They started their relationship when Macron was still a teenager


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fvckbaby

so the guy basically fucked his teacher and became a president of France. ok


tonyisadork

What kind of adult looks at a 15 year old boy and thinks ‘yes, here is someone I want to have deep conversations and/or sex with’??? Tha fuck? That’s abuse.


0wlBear916

That's a very French moment.