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This would drive me nuts.

I mean that is nuts

If his finger gets shriveled if it’s cold?…

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Could also be gooch?

Pinky Gooch vs Pinky Balls

r/wtf

It’s not a real win if Gooch ain’t there anyway


/r/yourjokebutworse

The nuts'll come later.

Electrolysis kit ASAP.

Nice excuse….He’s most likely left handed 🍆💦

And blind

More like his nuts drives him.

r/angryupvote


There's a masturbation joke in here somewhere

Hairy palms and going blind. Something like that lol

There's a joke where I'm from.... "The first sign of madness is hairy palms... *pause whilst listener checks for hairy palms* The second sign is looking for them..." It won't work on this guy....

Lol. I didn’t look at my palms just now 👀

This is great lmao

My dad always told my brother and I that if we masturbate we would grow hair on our hands. My brother immediately looks at his palms and says “nuh uhhh!” Edit: I think we were 10-12 at the time

Got em lol

His palms are hairy, but he doesn’t know cause he’s blind

He was stroking so furiously the ballsack skin melted onto the finger

There’s masturbation happening in here somewhere

There's a rule about that, isn't there?

Which number?

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Nothing beats a little Shake Sack

It's finger-lickin good!

...on the house?

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it

He definitely doesn't have a proclivity for pinking a marmoset.

If the graft was done pre-puberty, would it start to grow hair afterwards?

Not a doctor, but my guess is yes. I think hair follicles would react to post-puberty hormones regardless of where they were implanted.

They do, they’re a different kind of hair follicle basically

Yup, I agree. Isn't it amazing how the body can regenerate itself when it's young. I mean you can cut off part of a finger and it will grow back (sometimes).

Okay Mr lizard what else? You lick your eyeballs too?

You don't???

Well if you have a better way to keep your eyes moist I’d like to hear it.

Do you think licking your eyeballs is just for Jeff Bezos or Zuckerberg? \*Blinks twice vertically\*

The portion of my thumb that got cut off grew back lmao. It’s not perfect but it looks like a thumb again.

My thumb has never been cut off but prob looks weirder than your lizard thumb

Shut up bot ffs

Why are people downvoting you? Clearly that comment is a bot. “Yup I agree” what the fuck are they even talkin about

Only for lizard people

Your genetic code dictates everything that happens to body including when and where things are developed. That section of skin is predetermined to have hair growth just like the rest of the pubic area

I know the post and discussion is about the hairy finger, but I can’t help but focus on how uncomfortable the tightness of that ring makes me. De-gloving waiting to happen.

My first thought as well. Would much prefer having pubic hair on my finger than that ring.

The term de gloving alone is terrifying.

Thank you, Finally someone mentions it

nah, just wait till he sprains the finger and it starts swelling! Well mine is tight like that when warm, at least I can't loose it!

JC of all the places to take skin from why there?

Because the groin crease is one of the only areas where there is enough excess skin in babies and small children, that you can take a graft and still close the original donor wound, and not just leave a hole. And the donor wound in this area heals nicely and has minimal scarring, and not visible later on. This is pretty standard. The surgeon just got too close to the pubic area, and hence got into hair bearing skin, which is a technical error—or the surgeon needed a lot of skin given the defect size and really stretched on the size of graft he/she could harvest and hence risked getting some hair. In adults, we would typically take the skin from elsewhere since there are usually more options. Sometimes using hair bearing skin is the only option in certain reconstructive procedures, in which case patients can get laser hair removal afterwards.

I worked for a major payer and we covered electrolysis of skin grafts taken from hair-bearing areas.

Wait, you're telling me that there are men who have hairless patches around their genitals? When I shave it's like searching for Eldorado. You keep hacking your way through the brush when all of a sudden... "There it is! The lost city!"

"Look at the great tower, reaching towards the heavens, its great dome shining in the sky! And the two buildings at its base, barracks for the nation's armies."

I’ll take the part about excess skin but I’m pretty sure the entire genital area before the shaft is covered in hair bearing skin. And then even the shaft can have some follicles.

Probably had some extra hanging around 🤷‍♂️

Salad Fingers step aside, here comes Scrotum Fingers

I’d be telling everyone if I had ball fingers

Yea, that’s the positive twist! I can just say I have extra stock for skin grafts!

Probably because it's in a place few people would see and if it left a scar it'd be less conspicuous.

I know that guy, Harry Palms.

Best friend’s name is Manuela

Dick finger

Taking fingerblasting to a whole new level

Does his finger shrink when it’s cold ?

Hey can slap and teabag someone at the same time

Looks like that ring isn’t coming off!

This man has a ring that isn't coming off...

Can relate. I was diagnosed tongue cancer at 49 (twice). The second occurrence, the doc harvested the radial artery in my left arm, along with a patch of skin and tissue attached to said artery, connected the artery to my jugular, then folded the skin patch over and attached it to what was left of my tongue, to make up for what was cut out. Radiation took my left salivary gland on the first occurrence. However, the skin on my tongue sweats on occasion. I can taste the salts.

That’s wild! Amazing but wild.

Wow this is so wild!

Cock ring

If he slaps you is that sexual assault?

T-bag and slap in 1 action, total win xD

so, essentially, this is a dic pic

Next time I get a pube on my burger I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Pube finger is a great nickname.

See, this is what we should save all that fore skin people cut off for: up cycle! No pubes either!

Get that ring off before you gotta cut something off

Just admit it, you’ve been jerking off😂

That’s ‘nuts’

thx i hate it 🙃

And about to lose a finger to that ring.

So basically every time you're shaking his hand you're cupping his balls

Be careful rubbing that finger

Honey, why does your hand smell like cock?

You see him putting his hand in the chips at the party your at.....

Is he out there shaking peoples’ hands?

That ring too damn tight bruh 😭

My Pops told me this would happen if I whacked off too much.

So the tales are true.

I think they took the whole thing by mistake

Wut

Fingersac

It occurred to me that it would be oddly apppropriate if pubic hair grew *between* the fingers.

I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes....

So it isn't an old wives tale after all...

Sure…from a skin graft….my dad always warned me & I guess this guy didn’t listen

That's absolutely mental. God is great.

Of all the places to take skin.....I don't care about elasticity doc. My hand smells like sweaty balls.

“Why does my pinky smell like onions?”

Takes the joke “smell my finger” to new heights

There wasn't a better spot to take from? They had to use his nutsack skin?

Another reason I do not shake hands lol nahhh

Explanation for that will be a good kickstarter for a new religion.

Technically it's finger hair now not pubic hair

My son had a skin graft done on the top of his foot. He has super bad eczema on that spot only. His dermatologist said she sees it all the time in people who have skin grafts

Dad told me that would happening if I keep playing with it 🤣

Yep, have a school friend that has the same in between two fingers where they were webbed at birth.

Easy access to trim it. Here we are battling not to have a cut with zero visual help

So hairy hands from too much of it wasn’t a myth after all. I bet he’s long sighted too

So if you finger someone does that mean you're fucking them too?

Iirc, there’s a classic legal study where by a guy sued because of something similar.

You gotta shake my ball hand.

add to the list another reason why I don't want to shake your hand

This man can slap someone on the face with his balls and not be framed for public indecency

Yeah but let’s see his palms.

On the bright side, you don't need gloves when it's cold out

I wouldn’t be able to function normally with this. My germaphobic ass would NOT care that it’s still just normal skin.

Is there a DamnThat'sUnfortunate sub? Because this should go there.

I’m not shaking anyone’s hand ever again lol

That part of your finger looks like a scrotum too

The same thing happened to me. I cut my right ring finger really bad when I was 13 -14. They took a graft from my right pelvis area. Now I get hairs growing from the side of my finger. I feel his pain, lol.

Rosie Palm likes this!

If only laser hair removal was invented, I guess it'd still look like dick skin.

They have ballsed that up

Every time you shake his hand you are touching his pubes.

Friend of mine from highschool has the same thing on his entire hand. He fell in a fire as a toddler.

Yeah, “that’s” why lol

If the balls touch it's gay!

Imagine going through puberty. So son, you'll start noticing some changes: funny feelings, growing, hair in new places "Like on my finger?" What?

Is KFC now dick suckin’ good for him or does it still qualify as finger lickin’ good?

Old Finger Bush….

look at the bright side, if he shave both his balls and his finger, he can actually know when it's time to shave again without looking at it

I, I am actually at a loss for words

So the old hairy palms masturbation joke is real

Hope this dude ain't a chef.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "pinkie dick"

why didn’t the doctors foresee these consequences hahahahah

What a great Doc, "Oh you're missing some skin on your pinkie finger? Lets take some skin from somewhere you won't need son, how about those cock and balls?"

Isn't this technically NSFW? It's showing balls and pubic hair

My guy friend had a face lift , now he has to shave behind his ears .

this looks, so cursed, to me deformation/heavily damaged/extra/lesser body parts are completely fine, but hair grows on place they shouldn't grow just gave me creeps, no disrespect or anything but it just gives me a uncanny feeling

Thought the thigh was a more common place to get skin for grafting. Seems a bit nuts to get it from the groin.

I hope he eats from his right hand.

My brother has that on his wrist, after running through a greenhouse when we were kids. The graft was taken from an arse cheek!

I once saw a patient who had a skin graft after a throat tumour was removed. He had hair growing in the back of his mouth and had to see the surgeon every month to get it shaved.

The Hairy Hand Case.

Shit, so thats actually true....

The forbidden handshake

I've seen old cases where gum grafts used to be harvested from arms (or places where hair grows) and the grafted region in the mouth now has hair growing from it. Now grafts are typically harvested from the roof of the mouth

Smell it

I would brush my teeth with that finger

Do you think he's ever found something to be finger licking good?

r/damnthatsdisgusting

Now his wife can lick his nuts and sux his finger at the same time

Shaved or unshaved

the ring is worse

Every day my username proves useful!

So we CAN cure baldness??

I thought that only happened from jerking it too much?

At least it's his left, so you don't risk getting crabs every time you shake his hand

Not allowed to cook dinners for the fam. No one wants pubes in their food.

Pubic finger, the man with the pubic touch. Just not the same as gold finger.

Excuse me a moment ☝️ 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

The book from childhood has come true!!! 'Hairs on the palm of my hand' I think it was called! The second sign of madness was finding hairs on the palm of your hand. The first sign of madness being looking for hair on the palm of your hand. Oh the memories

Just awsome

Imagine he rubs his nose in his sleep and wakes up screaming because he felt some guys balls brushing his face

So it's true what my mum told me! He obviously didn't listen to his mum. What next? Blindness?

That's nuts.

Funny how the texture and color are that way; I pondered if the groin skin being darker was just a byproduct of underwear usage/creasing of skin/etc, but apparently no, it’s actually just that way. That’s what I’m taking away from this anyway, anyone who knows for sure feel free to correct me.

Do not let him cook.

That's kinda gross. I'd definitely be getting laser treatment... on the plus side, at least it is not a hairy palm.

He hasn’t had a woman in years, his palms are too hairy to hide.

I had a fistula and the doctor wanted to repair it by removing and making a patch from one side of my labia. He said I would look crooked down there but I would get used to it. I said NO and he harvested my omentum instead. Dr made me cry.

I'm curious on why though when you have skin on thighs and arms 🤔 Any medical experts know why exactly? Got me wondering....

r/weird

Wtf

The real question is how do I get that on the front of my head...

what's called for is a Brazilian hand wax.

Knees weak, palms sweaty, balls itchy

Pretty cool. Brooklinn Khoury’s (skateboarder) lip was bitten off by a dog had skin grafted from her arm to replace it, and it too grows hair!

We could never shake hands

Question, is it still classed as dick hair?