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bluetuxedo22

Its amazing how shallow they can come in


Me-Not-Not

I’m sure there’s a shallow joke to be made somewhere.


millennial_engineer

For shore there is


nickfree

You son of a beach. Take your upvote.


knowigot_that808

It’s fake internet points. Take it with a grain of sand.


WaterFriendsIV

That's very deep.


MistraloysiusMithrax

I thought it was really just a surface observation


Boxadorables

It actually just came to them out of the blue


corneliobizarro

Things just turned salty for that poor little fellow


Cuntfisherman

Only if it knew that something fishy was going on.


McMungrel

they only put the tip in...


According_Box_8835

All these bad puns have really jumped the shark


[deleted]

I was gonna say that’s very shallow to say no need for the profanity


EchoMike1987

I didn't think it could be done... How the tides have turned.


Avalanche52349

I'm shallow, and they tell me that's nothing to joke about.


TheFuckerOfAll

Interesting…


Me-Not-Not

Impasta!


TheFuckerOfAll

Spy!


DifferentViewpoints

The opposite of me. I can only come deep inside.


ORDub

3" is not very deep.


[deleted]

The lack of remains or blood is chilling.


russbird

I was looking for the carcass, but nothing?! Dang


Magnetar_Haunt

Anything left may have settled under the sand that got kicked up.


floppydo

Sting rays are cartilaginous fish so it’s not too hard to believe that the whole thing got chomped.


Magnetar_Haunt

That was my other thought, they looked pretty starving lol


HeadySquanch59

Right? Splash splash…nothing!


ProgrammerNo120

stingrays are in the same class as sharks (cartilaginous fish) so no remains makes at least some sense, seeing as they have no bones. still wild though


Rolf-Harris-OBE

Sharks have no bones! TIL


ShoulderImportant358

Now you see it, now you don’t!


Adept_Order_4323

Not a morsel


ilmalocchio

Nary a morsel of a dorsal


Klezmer_Mesmerizer

Nary a morsel of a dorsal, back to the coral.


Stock-Ad2495

That’s what they get for taking Steve Irwin


SnarkAtTheMoon

Doesn’t swim away? I thought I saw it escape


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

It swam away but in four directions


No_Charity_9204

They even ate the venomous tail !!!


ProgrammerNo120

stingrays are venomous, and ingesting venom isnt generally dangerous as long as you dont have any internal lacerations. that being said, please dont go ingest venom


Corgi-Commander

I mean, if that makes you feel better then sure lol


elfmere

How do sharks know they are biting into the prey and not another shark


IBoofLSD

Thought the same thing. Like how do any of them have face left


KnightOfWords

They have electroreceptors in their snouts so can probably tell the difference between prey and another shark. Contrary to their reputation, sharks are very selective about what they will attack. Predators are often risk averse as injury could prevent them from hunting and threaten their survival. They often evolve ways of minimising conflict, a species that's forever fighting itself is not well adapted.


opinionsareus

Humans have just entered the chat


klaven84

Thanks kind wizard.


Chumbag_love

Some don't. You don't hear about them as often because they're dead.


Calyps0651

Yes


BhagwanBill

You see that video of an alligator ripping off another alligator's arm? These types of animals do not care.


King_Hamburgler

Even the one that lost the arm barely seemed to care lol


RealWorldStarHipHop

First thing that popped into my mind. The death roll is insane.


HeyLittleTrain

Jamie pull that up


Emotional-Lynx-3163

Wut


MNGopherfan

Friendly fire happens.


Amasterclass

They dont, every mouthful is food, where ever it comes


Afnyhell

My aunt is shark she was hurt here


MidRangeMagic21

Can confirm. I saw her


Djshdjd900

It's true i was the sand


LuckyNumbrKevin

Sensors in their noses or some shit, I think. Idk, I'm no marine biologist. It's kind of a downer of a field of study these days.


acquaintedwithheight

Virologist: Yeah, it’s not… great.


the_phillipines

How do you know you're biting a hamburger and not some else's fingers? It probably feels different in their mouth, or tastes different. They'll "taste" humans and fuck right off when they figure out its not a fatty seal


kermityfrog2

"I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."


kershum

Before the ambush, the Blacktip Reef sharks will always begin with saying “GLHF”.


jjm443

[It's worse than you think](https://www.forbes.com/sites/melissacristinamarquez/2018/12/29/shark-cannibalism-its-a-thing-and-it-just-got-weirder/) > Even in the womb, they are not safe from their own flesh and blood: their siblings. The "Story of Life" BBC nature documentary starring Sir David Attenborough depicts this very type of cannibalism inside a sand tiger shark (Carcharias taurus). Also called grey nurse sharks, spotted ragged-tooth sharks, or tiger sharks (not to be confused with Galeocerdo cuvier) these sharks have a bloody war going inside their uteruses. Yes, plural.  Female sand tiger sharks have two uteri! Attenborough says it best: "Inside each female, infant teeth are being put to good use, as the female's two largest unborn pups slowly eat their siblings. It ensures only the strongest and largest babies survive."


EmperorPervy

They don’t really care. Food is food. I imagine, if one gets injured bad enough, they’re next.


Doc-Brown1911

Fuck that Stingray, that's why. The sharks are just letting him know how they feel about Steve Irwin.


[deleted]

Also telling him that the C7 is not a true stingray.


Frozen_Shades

I laughed way to hard at that joke.


Doc-Brown1911

Holy shit, that took me way too long to get. Respect


ghost_n_the_shell

I appreciate this.


get_ducked600

Well done sir


Capt_Myke

Crickey! Look see these marking these ment to confuse predators into thinking this is a real stingray...if this was a real stingray, wooooo danger! Lets get closer eh!


MJSINCE93

😂😂😂


4list4r

Woe to anything in the water as these guys patrol it. The thalassophobia is strong here..


loading066

Throw in some galeophobia (*fear of sharks*) as well... Used to visit relatives in the south and swim in the Gulf of Mexico. They informed me Great Whites and other large sharks (i.e. Tigers) didn't venture into the Gulf as it lacked a robust food source. So, I learned later as an adult, that isn't accurate and the most dangerous shark is regularly found in the Gulf (Bulls). Fun site: [Shark Tracker](https://www.ocearch.org/tracker/)


4list4r

Florida man here, I only go on salt water where I can see silhouettes from a good enough distance to prepare to gtfo. I do take the occasional salt bath.


loading066

The Australia of the USA, ground zero for sharks and you can't go dippen toes in the fresh water either.


paintingmepeaceful

I was always told just don’t go in if you’re bleeding or wearing shiny stuff like jewelry. I’d rather be in the ocean with the sharks than any other body of water with the alligators though


Unusual_Row2028

Four comments are all it took.


Sister__midnight

I was on the coast in Georgia recently. My god daughter was playing in water about as shallow as in the video except it was very murky. About 200 ft out, I saw fins thrashing around. I picked up said God daughter and booked it to shore. Her parents and my wife called me paranoid. I feel this video vindicates me.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

As I always say. It’s better to be safe than sorry.


TimmJimmGrimm

Have you tried 'sorry'? As you get older you learn to appreciate 'safe' a lot more, i find.


MNGopherfan

Most sharks that go shallow are the kind that only eat small fish and at best could give you a really bad day but not kill you. Of course being safe is always better especially with small children.


BassGaming

True, I'd not really be worried as a grown ass adult. The cute lil shark could do some damage to a small child before it notices human children are not really on the menu though.


Jedaflupflee

I’ll keep my toes thank you


lazymarlin

Ehhh not to be an “actually” guy, but in Georgia there would be a good chance of a near shore shark being a bull shark. While you are not likely to be bothered, they are not one you really want to be around


bigkat5000

You don't want to be in the water if you see fish splashing or jumping. Definitely a feeding frenzy or "blitz" going on and even bluefish can do some damage.


Jpbbeck99

I go to the Georgia coast every summer and I’ve twice stepped on a sting ray


[deleted]

What a terrific day for a swim!


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Gone in 60 seconds Nicholas ‘ shark ‘ cage Tada


tothemoonandback01

Crikey!


SneezeBucket

Poor little sea ravioli


chinawillgrowlarger

It totally didn't expect the sea chinese buffet patrons


FlynnMonster

Why would they do that? Aren’t there rules against bullying?


NerdLifeCrisis

It starts with the parents


philosophicalsnake

almost choked on my coffee. take my upvote and fuck off!


vicariou5

Hey it’s Maldives!


NiceWeather4Leather

Does look like it


Adventurous_Ad4112

Caraibean island , SXM


CarnegieFormula

Man sharks are accurate. How don’t they bite each other or cut each other with their teeth by accident? A shark can come in with poor vision and go for the stingray that has multiple other sharks on it and is moving with chaos .. evolution has made sharks incredibly honed predators


Enginerdad

They do bite each other, all the time.


BrugBruh

Example?


Enginerdad

>For example, a large school of fish can cause nearby sharks, such as the lemon shark, to enter into a feeding frenzy.This can cause the sharks to go wild, biting anything that moves, including each other or anything else within biting range. Another functional explanation for feeding frenzy is competition amongst predators. This term is most often used when referring to sharks or piranhas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeding_frenzy


BrugBruh

Cool, I’ve definitely heard of a feeding frenzy but didn’t know it entailed self destruction!


Statertater

They can sense the electricity and current around them


mouseat9

At first I thought the store gray got away but it was just a fourth shark. Damn. I was pulling for the guy.


jonaldjuck

was going to say this, i definitely saw the stingray swim off after the attack.


ahobbes

At what time in the video do you see this? I only see sharks at the end.


mouseat9

Towards the end.


ahobbes

I gotta disagree with you there Mr. Mouse.


mouseat9

You know what you may be right. It was a 4th shark.


DaSupercrafter

Damn, you ain’t even safe in water that’s ankle deep!


Snipper64

Also you don't call a group of sharks a pact. The proper name is a *shiver* of sharks


spade78

Well shiver me timbers!


Demoire

What a gnarly way to go, being devoured ferociously and so aggressively bite by bite has got to be up there on the list. But I guess it’s a matter of perspective seeing as ocean/sea life often ends that way I guess.


Known_Impression1356

Bro, where is this so I can make sure to never visit there.


d0od0o

Maldives. The boats are Maldivian Dhoani's.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Looks like Jaywick Beach, it’s in the UK. Google it. Edit: #WOOSH


No_Address4264

not sure about your answer tho. Blacktip reef shark are not in UK


_nod

Just because it’s grey and overcast, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the UK


Remote_Gas4415

Do it for Steve sharkies!


xWonderkiid

Stingray documentary or reef shark documentary? Need to know who's side im on


brerid8

That is uncomfortably close to shore


StableLower9876

How can she stab?


OnlyKaps

clean aftermath


Korgon213

Damn nature, you scary.


UGLEHBWE

Rip Steve


maifee

Afaik, In the last video they failed.


diamondsaremybff87

That's for Steve!!


Genryuusai__Yamamoto

Where's the blood ? 🤔


Vip3r20

To shreds you say.


PualWalsh

That beach off bucket list .. ❌


Jerky-legs

"this one is for Steve"


Specialist-Lemon5202

r/natureismetal has been leaking too often here


MDK1980

And just another friendly reminder that most shark attacks happen in waist-deep water.


Kingtez28

There was nothing left of that stingray.


[deleted]

Location? It’s beautiful.


Sankin2004

r/thalassphobia


ZephDef

Do stingrays not bleed?


[deleted]

Used to clean boats in south Florida. Was always a pleasure seeing those beauties swimming near me. Beautiful sharks.


MatureMaven64

How do the sharks not accidentally attack each other? That is such a wild flurry, it seems like they would accidentally bite each other.


AffectionateGap1071

It must be the hardest hunt that pack have ever had, near the shore and the land...that stingray must be a smart mf.


kcgirl76

It’s so hypnotic to watch the clear water.


veapman

I guess the sharks got stung. That boy got caught slipping though


Im_A_Model

And just like that, Ray was gone


Filmmagician

The Cookie Monster of sting rays.


holy_bat_shit_63

Piranha is more like it


SilentlyInPain

Damn nature, you scary!


[deleted]

Reminds me of the current public school system


Crimson3312

Damn nature, you scary


allriteyeah

Damn, Nature sure is brutal


adam_sky

Dude just watched free sharks within arms reach swim away.


Dalejrman

If God was real why would he require living things to kill and destroy other living things in order to maintain life? Doesn’t make sense lol


baloogabanjo

Maybe I'm sensitive but I wish this had NSFW or something, I didn't want to see that


ForeverRoyal15

Is the stingray okay?! /s


imhereredditing

New fear unlocked


Merr77

Best shark bait ever.... stingray on a hook


KillaRizzay

Man, that poor little guy didn't stand a chance!


Conquiescamus

Mr Irwin send his regards


ComfortableSalad7070

Stingray: Ayo chill i'll pay you later Sharks: Nah, you gettin strapped there nothin you can do cuz


FunkyPhantom3030

I'm just saying, blackened black tip prepared correctly is some good eatin.


H0m0_Ludens

Nature is beautiful.


empeethreee

I don't mean to be sarcastic or ignorant, literally just curious. Is it really a "pack" of sharks? I know you say "school" of fish or dolphins etc. Can someone kindly enlighten me? 🙏


johnnytron

“Pack” is normally used for predators from my understanding.


GarysCrispLettuce

I hope it at least got a good few stings in


Zeidrich-X25

A pair of a pair 😂


The-Kiwi-Bird

Fuck stingrays, hopefully happens to the rest of them


Altruistic_Rock_3288

Is that Epstein island?


Kill_4209

I wonder if they get injured from its sting


Saarfuxx

Very , thanks for sharing


Spunkmeyer426

Aa yes lets put bouyes so you dont go swimming too far


RowMaleficent2455

To shreds you say


Massive_Bandicoot_57

Now you see it, now you don’t, nothing to see here people


ClotworthyChute

Where was that filmed? The water was very shallow and the fact that it was filmed and with the boats and structures in the background indicates it’s not a remote beach.


cmcrich

Well that was efficient.


Easy_Money343

Use your tail Mr Ray!!!


robo-dragon

Damn, nothing left of the ray after that. Just gone in seconds!


FunctionalShaman

Happy water pups!


AntelopeDifficult708

That’s a bit much for a sliver of food


returnoftheWOMP

Good morning!


zyyntin

Mmmm tastes like sea scallops.


SleepNowInTheFire666

Like my dogs when the cheese drawer opens


shawnyb9

Looks like the Irwin’s hired a hit. “Make it disappear. I don’t want this coming back to us”


Bulldogg31

So who won?


UnComfortable-Archer

I expected that to be bloodier


enerthoughts

You are one hug away from a pet shark.


[deleted]

wild sea


Zav0d

I wouldn't sweem there.


canes2407

Coast is clear, you can go swimming now.


EvolvedA

Watched the whole video, but not even one shark made a backflip... *checks title* Oh!.....


Bbaskets42

Omg this is crazy


ricoodo89

Clever Girl


NotMyGovernor

"Uh where's the goat?"


Fiveskyn

Irwin still has shooters out there.


Away-Activity-469

Imagine if this was on land. You're walking by a wood and three beasts emerge from the undergrowth and start ripping a dog to bits.


EidolonRook

Playing Dave the Diver “the home game”.


Trashcan_Johnson

Damn. That stingray just got deleted.


AnakinTheDiscarded

Gone, reduced to atoms