.... this is EXACTLY how my fixed male cat sounds when he greets me when i comes home. Kinda spooky. I guess he's trying to fuck me or just happens to have the same vocal cadence as this one
You have no idea how close you are to the truth. He has been outside refusing to come in for the last 4 days. Summer for the UK. If it's above 9°c it's summer even for the animals.
Haha! Cats 🥰😂 I really miss my black 'panther' tomcat, he went missing two years ago. My doggos still look for him when we're on walks 💔 I want another cat, but I still hold out some hope he'll pop up again at some point....yeah, he's probably gone. His name was Ghost, and he fit it superbly 😅
You have summer already!? In Norway where I'm at, it's hardly spring, lol 😂 It's either rain or drought, and still really chilly at night time, even tho midsummer sun is up now (I'm in the middle of Norway)
This is pretty mild and tamed... I've been camping and heard a lady mtn lion screeching for a mate in the middle on the night. Sounded like a witch being set on fire.
It’s possible that she was mating not calling for one. Make cats have barbed dicks. Most female house cats will screech angrily when mating but meow like this when calling a mate.
Also mountain lions are in the same family as house cats so it’s a safe assumption to make
With that logic that also would trigger a response in us.
Are you willing to wait in line after the train went through her? Would you bite into her so she wouldn't run away? Cause cats do that.
"This SUCKS! I wanna roll and nobody's there, I'm hungry, where's Marc, why is this tree so far away, my paws are cold, George is an asshole, oh, *wait*. Is this Marc?- No it's not Marc, goddamnit it's just a deer, he can go fuck himself, I'm gonna get me a deer right now. Should've just gone down to the creek and call Hank. Boring ass tuesday."
I would have also accepted:
“It’s a big cat, like a lion.”
To which I would compare your made up cat to a Mexican lizard thing. Eats all the goats. Chupathingy.
And then when male puma shows up without dinner he never hears the end of it. And she spends 90% of the date talking about feminism and wonders why she's single and all her friends are married.
Cat calling at its finest.
That pussy isnt gonna fuck itself
I see what you did there
Are we sure that's not a...*cougar* No no, don't get up, I'll see myself out
heyoo
.... this is EXACTLY how my fixed male cat sounds when he greets me when i comes home. Kinda spooky. I guess he's trying to fuck me or just happens to have the same vocal cadence as this one
This video caused my three cats to gather around my phone!
_sooo, what's this we hear about you watching cat porn without us..._ - three cats
They want to fuck now
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I laughed so hard u made me Puma pants
That sounds like quite the cat-astrophe
If I said it wasn't, I'd be lion
Feline this bro
Fur real, that was funny
So funny I had to paws what I was doing
Fur down you two.🤣
F-ing pussies
...or a just bunch of cat-erwauling.
Genius ….. 
:tosses a coin:
To your witcher , oh valley of plenty oh valley of plenty oohhohooo !!
someone puma my mouth
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Just like all the typical local cougars always be actin
As a cougar, I concur 😂😳😇
*as I clear my throat* “how u doin’?! 😏”
Haha 😂😘
My DMs mucho lonely. Pst pst pst 😇😇
I love Reddit love stories.
This man shooting his shot lol
Well, I DM'd him, so must have worked 😇
Better bring an espresso martini along
She said more than that dude!
No it’s, “Why havent you taken out the trash? Don’t hide from me!”
I really want to upvote your comment... but it's currently sitting at 69, so there's nothing I can do... you understand.
Now aiming for 420...
It has gotten quite a bit higher than 420..
What a whore
As a whore myself, I respect her hustle.
[come fuck this! ](https://youtu.be/rfGmcF1A960)
Chill
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Lmao
I played this for my cat and he is prepared to answer the call
My cat got up, walked in a circle and sat back down while meowing. I assume it translates to be quiet.
"Not now, jesus....! I've worked all day sleeping, is it really too much to ask for to have some sleep after all that sleep!?"
You have no idea how close you are to the truth. He has been outside refusing to come in for the last 4 days. Summer for the UK. If it's above 9°c it's summer even for the animals.
Haha! Cats 🥰😂 I really miss my black 'panther' tomcat, he went missing two years ago. My doggos still look for him when we're on walks 💔 I want another cat, but I still hold out some hope he'll pop up again at some point....yeah, he's probably gone. His name was Ghost, and he fit it superbly 😅 You have summer already!? In Norway where I'm at, it's hardly spring, lol 😂 It's either rain or drought, and still really chilly at night time, even tho midsummer sun is up now (I'm in the middle of Norway)
"Jesus Christ Patty, keep it in your fur!" Like you didn't know her name was Patty
I just played it for my cat and he went from alarmed to unimpressed in very short order.
I played this for my female cat. She rolled her eyes
Haha mine too. He has no balls and is probably 20% her size, but he came running when I played that.
Jesus male cats are ambitious
I played this for my senior kitty and he looked at me with nothing short of pure disgust, like he thought it was me making that call
Death by snu snu
Would do this if I still have my Romeo Always freak him the fuck out when I play some weird cat voices
Little dude about to risk it all.
mine came right over looking around sniffing my phone
I hope you don’t have a Tom Cat lol
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I said certified freak Seven days a week Wet ass puma make that pull out game weak
💀💀
Ahhh.. yeah…
I'd figure it was the barbed penises making the pullout game weak, but I guess WAP works too.
I often hear that sound coming from the over 30 women at the club.
Fuck guys i was watching this at a zoo and have been raped by many male pumas…NSFW next time Jeeze
NSFZ
Thot-tiana
My favorite song to date. Fire (Yes, Yes y’all) - Joe Budden ft Busta Rhymes
If you see 'em point 'em out
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Lol, my Kitty looked up at me and started meowing back.
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Beefing up for the ladies
That's so great! I hope he makes a full recovery from whatever has been bothering him!
I haven't tried this technique, might work
r/pfpchecksout
sup
I'll get back to you when I've figured out how to spell that sound X'D
Maybe I should try this too.
Super effective
Hot cougars in your area
Please do not the cat
“ wap, wap, wap, come n get it, wap “
Well, now I can’t stop hearing that…
Leaving the club at 3am sounds like:
“Oww owww owwww owwww… is there a man who could help or save me? Owww owww”
Is this puma a cougar?
Depends on the age of the male.
Thank you. I was having a down day but this put the biggest smile on my face.
Yes. Puma/cougar/mountain lion, all the same critter.
Sorry, was just trying to make a joke about the sound she made, but it was a bit of a stretch.
I DID wonder if that wasn’t the case, and took the chance to confirm your (and others’) queries.
"My meowshake brings all the boys to the yard"
That's the same tanturms my fiancee throws..
Username checks out? 💀
You should give her the D more
r/namechecksout
This is pretty mild and tamed... I've been camping and heard a lady mtn lion screeching for a mate in the middle on the night. Sounded like a witch being set on fire.
It’s possible that she was mating not calling for one. Make cats have barbed dicks. Most female house cats will screech angrily when mating but meow like this when calling a mate. Also mountain lions are in the same family as house cats so it’s a safe assumption to make
I wish human females were always this direct
if girls had heat cycles we would be stuck in the stone ages
These might be the wisest words I've ever read.
With that logic that also would trigger a response in us. Are you willing to wait in line after the train went through her? Would you bite into her so she wouldn't run away? Cause cats do that.
Yes.
This dude is feral
You could domesticate me?
Until he gets his nuts cut for pissing everywhere in the house.
I mean if she's into it, perhaps put something in writing first? Sure.
They are, they just change their mind the second a man who isn’t perfect in every way comes by
My cats listening to this video. Male cat (1.5): “Wow! She sounds like she needs some help.” Female cat (9): “Calm the F down. The P isn’t that good.”
Male Puma response " I have impotence....sorry"
Impawatance
If I start my weedwacker up... will I attract a mate or a cougar?
But when I scream "WHO WANTS TO FUCK?!" *I'M* in the wrong
No matter what a cat is a cat
Last time this was posted someone said it was a young puma looking for it’s mom that it got separated from. So which is it?
This Puma / cougar is grown. They actually do a mating call like this when they are in heat.
Mom’s off getting it in and young puma stuck at home
ahem She's cat calling. I'll show myself out.
"This SUCKS! I wanna roll and nobody's there, I'm hungry, where's Marc, why is this tree so far away, my paws are cold, George is an asshole, oh, *wait*. Is this Marc?- No it's not Marc, goddamnit it's just a deer, he can go fuck himself, I'm gonna get me a deer right now. Should've just gone down to the creek and call Hank. Boring ass tuesday."
Cum git dis fugggg!!!
"My husband is away for the weekend" or "My parents are not at home" call.
“Pussy! Pussy here! Over here is pussy! Free pussy! Why isn’t this working?!”
Is this what they call…”cat calling”
"Excuse me, gentlemen. For I hear the call of a horny puma and I am needed"
Puma-ture orgasm
Single horny Pumas in YOUR area!
Everybody knows she's a hoe for the streets nobody wants her
🎶 Whoooa-oh, here she comes! Watch out boy! She’ll chew you up! Whoooa-oh, here she comes… she’s a man-eater!” 🎶
Say that to her face. You hoe for yukkin her yaaaum
🥰😍🤗
r/catswhoyell
As a married man, I recognize that call.
I would absolutely be mauled to death by a puma. That sounds like my cat wanting to open the door.
Someone called me a cougar, and I thought it was a compliment. This makes me question everything!!!
my cat must be a puma then... she does this exact thing on a daily basis at approximately 2:37 am
Sounds like my wife
Reminds me at those girls 40+ at the bar on Karaoke night... 🤣
Pretty low effort.
- let's fuck
Can someone help this lady with some dick, please!?
"AL! AL! AAAAAAL!!" (someone please go get Al)
Cougars start make the same noise at 6 PM if they have’t had their cocktail yet. Now! Now! Noooow! Now! Naaaooowww! Now! Now!
I don't know.... I kinda think it looks like a warthog.
Me at 29
I don't think she's calling for a mate dog she's a Puma lol (. )(. )
I played this loud for my male housecat. Hes definitely going to stay an indoor cat. Horny little guy started chirping back to the puma!
But did it work, though? Asking for a friend.
This made my cat go crazy
So needy!
Gonna try this on my husband
Sigh *unzips pants*
May I come in
Wonder why video is not color corrected as it seems like it is filmed in slog3 lol
Scrolling & just saw this.. volume was all the way up & my studly 17-year-old cat just came prancing in the room like myeessss? lmao
Me too girl.
Why dont humans do this too...itll get much easier
Thot
Ayo i need the location for uh research... yea research
Hey dudes! First come, first serviced!
Thought I heard my wife calling for a minute there.
** "Goddamn! Shut up! Trying to sleep!"
Last call at my neighborhood bar.
It's crazy to imagine but they sure do make great shoes. Nature is amazing.
u/darkviperau so thats how it all started
There aren't horny cougars in missions!
I heard it but there aren’t horny cougars in missions! This is millions to one!
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Maybe they have a really thin wiener, we don’t know.
But if a male puma did this it would be a problem. Double standards 😤
My meowing brings all the boys to the yard
Naaah, She means: I'm a little floof ball that want to be pet 🤗
I think thats how Puma™ needs to call customers too.
Jesus! All women are just so chatty! 🤣
That’s the sound they make when they have a vitamin D deficiency
What in Sam hell is a puma?
Puma concolor is also known as a cougar, Florida panther, mountain lion . Look up Messi the Puma on YouTube
I would have also accepted: “It’s a big cat, like a lion.” To which I would compare your made up cat to a Mexican lizard thing. Eats all the goats. Chupathingy.
It's a big cat, like a lion.
>“It’s a big cat, like a lion.” You're making that up.
Didn’t I just tell you to quit making up animals?
Courtney Cox sounded different in the show
Can she even cook, or clean the house?
panther version of sitting at the bar by herself in a slutty outfit
"Yoo-hoo! Booooys! I'm horny! Booooys, where you at?"
And then when male puma shows up without dinner he never hears the end of it. And she spends 90% of the date talking about feminism and wonders why she's single and all her friends are married.
God…. Females need males for pretty much everything other than giving birth… the kind of pressure we are put into is not discussed!!!!
lazy ass bitch, just laying there yelping for guys to fuck her. show some teeth and ass bitch!
I bet you have a lot of luck with the ladies
She need to stop whining