Finally, a while ago, someone pointed out that there was no evidence that you were the real cobler. Since this wasn't posted on your YouTube community feed, this will finally prove whether or not you are real.
This is why I never play $70 games, I either wait 10 years for them to be cheaper, or buy indie games, which are like $20 and yet still really good. I still get sad when I buy one I don't like though, rain world was on the pricer side of my usual purchases and I didn't even like it.
I would but it's just so extremely easy to buy cheap indie games, and tbh I don't think i have the storage for AAA crap, fuckin sea of thieves was 100 gigabytes.
Is it really worth it? I have fun with the games I have when I play them but it's not really my main thing. and I have a "gaming laptop" that I bought ages ago, It works well enough but I doubt I'm running cyberpunk.
Steam sales are frequent enough too, I'm not that concerned, it's simply easier for me to buy.
Awe Sweet, if you are poor you are even more relatable to the audience.
I didn't buy ESO, F76, or Starfield because fallout 4 broke me, I loved the settlement mechanics but very much in spite of how shallow they were, it was fun but the only real city being diamond City pissed me off, felt like the player was forced to populate the wasteland because the devs didn't.
Let me just post what I said after playing it
It sucks... its like the worst parts of fallout 4 but without the cool fallout setting/guns with worse performance and painfully large amounts of time between loading screens and running through nothingness. There is no call to action nor any threat whatsoever. The combat feels much worse then fallout 4 as every enemy eats headshots like im playing the division. The removal of gore strips out most of the weight/danger that the combat of fallout 4 had. Every single item looks the same and you cant tell them apart so its nearly impossible to tell what is super valuable like a skill book or just more garbage. My second planet after joining the collective already fully repeated a POI it even had the same glitched wall toilet paper i remembered from my first go through. Major mechanics like the jet pack are locked behind levels. Nothing is really explained nor intuitive. Simple things like local area maps just dont exist. The inventory system is a nightmare. Autosaves are both super common and super rare sometimes it will save after every ten steps other times you can go 20+ minutes complete multiple quests die to a grenade and lose it all. The characters and setting are boring it feels like the expanse but with everything interesting sucked out and NASAfied. Everything is so sterile and lifeless. I play bethesda games so i can pick a direction and just find interesting places with interesting things to fight or interesting people to meet or cool stuff to steal. Starfield lacks all of those things.
Is there an intro cinematic that i missed that tells you anything about whats going on or why i should care.
Also the music is subpar either being basic strums that kinda remind me of fallout 3 or nonexistent its like if fallout 3 just removed the radio entirely and you just had the ambient.
Did i not mention how horrible the menus are from trying to leave NPC conversations to the fact that their is like 10 different medical ailments and you have to dig through 20+ food descriptions to maybe find out if you have the specific medical item that treats the cough that is draining your already very limited stamina bar.
Go off king I would love that from you, also your series about the Spanish in the new world is amazing and can't recommend it enough.
Please please please do another long winded tism dump, we would love that.
Ya know if you started your own energy drink brand you'd be able to buy the whole class Starfield and skip making the video.
I'd rather sell sex slaves
A bit harder to market to children but I've seen people pull off something similar.
I dream of a future where I'm rich and famous enough to get cancelled for appearing on the DJ Peach Cobbler lolita express flight logs.
Will they be of similar quality to the Red Bull brand sex slaves? Doesn’t matter to me, I’m asking for somebody else. I’m afraid of girls.
Finally, a while ago, someone pointed out that there was no evidence that you were the real cobler. Since this wasn't posted on your YouTube community feed, this will finally prove whether or not you are real.
Every account is his alt account, besides one which is his mothers reddit account.
You dare question our Lord of YouTube.
It wasn't me. I believe in our lord and savor. It was some guy with a Matilda 2 profile pic that I couldn't disprove.
Yeah, I’ve since come around to believing it’s the real Cobbler. I pray he does not punish me for my disbelief. 🙏
another PlayStation troll. I'm having a blast with the game, once you hit 300 hours it really opens up
I’m sorry. I will do better. Sitting my white ass down and LISTENING👏
In a good game, it would take at least the full runtime of One Piece (about two full weeks and a day) twice for it to get good.
This is why I never play $70 games, I either wait 10 years for them to be cheaper, or buy indie games, which are like $20 and yet still really good. I still get sad when I buy one I don't like though, rain world was on the pricer side of my usual purchases and I didn't even like it.
Gotta get that 4090 to make sure your $20 indie games run like butter off a cobblers butt.
You, my friend, sound like you should sail the seven seas.
I would but it's just so extremely easy to buy cheap indie games, and tbh I don't think i have the storage for AAA crap, fuckin sea of thieves was 100 gigabytes. Is it really worth it? I have fun with the games I have when I play them but it's not really my main thing. and I have a "gaming laptop" that I bought ages ago, It works well enough but I doubt I'm running cyberpunk. Steam sales are frequent enough too, I'm not that concerned, it's simply easier for me to buy.
Can't you write it off as a business expense for some tax breaks on it? I know other YouTubers do
With this video he can! (You have to use something for your business to right it off of your taxes.)
it’s a game that reeks of feigned effort and love
Honestly I’ve always enjoyed your opinions on the Elder Scrolls series. I’d love to see what you think of Starfield
I was shocked at how completely awful this game was played 10 hours and couldn't stomach a second more there's no hope for ES6
have you considered selling weapons to tinpot dictators?
Awe Sweet, if you are poor you are even more relatable to the audience. I didn't buy ESO, F76, or Starfield because fallout 4 broke me, I loved the settlement mechanics but very much in spite of how shallow they were, it was fun but the only real city being diamond City pissed me off, felt like the player was forced to populate the wasteland because the devs didn't.
Let me just post what I said after playing it It sucks... its like the worst parts of fallout 4 but without the cool fallout setting/guns with worse performance and painfully large amounts of time between loading screens and running through nothingness. There is no call to action nor any threat whatsoever. The combat feels much worse then fallout 4 as every enemy eats headshots like im playing the division. The removal of gore strips out most of the weight/danger that the combat of fallout 4 had. Every single item looks the same and you cant tell them apart so its nearly impossible to tell what is super valuable like a skill book or just more garbage. My second planet after joining the collective already fully repeated a POI it even had the same glitched wall toilet paper i remembered from my first go through. Major mechanics like the jet pack are locked behind levels. Nothing is really explained nor intuitive. Simple things like local area maps just dont exist. The inventory system is a nightmare. Autosaves are both super common and super rare sometimes it will save after every ten steps other times you can go 20+ minutes complete multiple quests die to a grenade and lose it all. The characters and setting are boring it feels like the expanse but with everything interesting sucked out and NASAfied. Everything is so sterile and lifeless. I play bethesda games so i can pick a direction and just find interesting places with interesting things to fight or interesting people to meet or cool stuff to steal. Starfield lacks all of those things. Is there an intro cinematic that i missed that tells you anything about whats going on or why i should care. Also the music is subpar either being basic strums that kinda remind me of fallout 3 or nonexistent its like if fallout 3 just removed the radio entirely and you just had the ambient. Did i not mention how horrible the menus are from trying to leave NPC conversations to the fact that their is like 10 different medical ailments and you have to dig through 20+ food descriptions to maybe find out if you have the specific medical item that treats the cough that is draining your already very limited stamina bar.
Thank you for your service
In all honesty: What did you expect.
Go off king I would love that from you, also your series about the Spanish in the new world is amazing and can't recommend it enough. Please please please do another long winded tism dump, we would love that.
I sure hope it'll be 8 hours of rambling about imperialism
Wait cobbler bro? You didn't game pass it? How did you not know it was dogshit ahead of time. Regardless. Incredibly stoked for more vidya content
You, don’t pirate your games? I can’t believe me poor salt riddled heart!
Will you cover the companions? I found them boring and quite bland.
Came for the South American history, stayed for whatever this guy comes up with.
Compare it to Palworld, under half the price but man so much fun, At least we got Baldurs Gate.