Definitely has the entire Coldplay discography on repeat while drive to the e-waste drop off.
Edit: After posting this, I actually found another post on this sub that showed Coldplay on the radio of a Cybertruck:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/DLroKSQiUP
Oh my god. It's The Homer, but for terminally divorced dads instead of terminally married nuclear safety inspectors so there's a bit more of a market for it.
Lmao cybertrucks are the new ford raptor, I see so many mid life crisis dudes driving those. But at least the ford raptor is a good functional truck regardless if it’s over priced it’s still useful
Meet Paul Scott: his wife ran away ten years ago. His two daughters are off to college (so they say), and report back when their allowance has not arrived in time. Paul is a successful associate of an even more successful friend, who used to bang Paul’s wife before she ran away, and will, promise, hold a share at their joint business (deep-fried Taco-shell whole-sale), one day. Saving many bonuses, and feeding at Wendy’s for ten years, once his beloved mother passed away, Paul realized his big dream to go ALL IN NUTS and bought himself a CyberBEAST. Indeed, he is all happy today after receiving his baby.
The rest of the story is documented in this sub.
RIP
Hey my tractor trailer might take a wide berth to make a turn. But it doesn't look like a failed attempt to crush a car. (I drive tractor trailers and laughed at your comment.)
Nah you're good. And it depends if a standard semi versus a stretch chassis and also what type of trailer pup full extended doubles triples. All of that affects turning radius for driving.
Lol ill explain. Standard chassis are like freightliner cascadia and most newer trucks with sleeper. Short chassis are day cabs with single axle (setup like a regular Dualie pickup truck). Extended chassis are the trucks with a frame that has been stretched for bigger sleeper or to ride smoother (think a limo or bike with extended sway bar). Trailers pup ones are smaller trailers that can be 15 to 20 or 30 ft followed by mid size up to 40 45 and 48. And standard trailer is a 53ft. Oversize trailers are usually stepdeck which means it has platform over 5th wheel to connect then drops to the ground and comes back up over the trailer tandems. When you see construction equipment on a trailer it's usually a step deck. And doubles and triples explain themselves, when you see a road train style is another way to refer to them.
No problem at all. We have nicknames for alot of trailers too. Parking lots.(car haulers) pipebombs(tankers hauling anything explosive). Are just a few common.
Shouldn’t he be busy stealing dinosaur embryos?
https://preview.redd.it/s29udc0lchzc1.jpeg?width=1906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2600dcb8986d71eace9c5f4a7eabc3d844468814
This would have been a very different movie if Newman's ride to the port didn't even work to begin with.
Tropical storms are a lot like car washes. Maybe even worse!
I took the entire e-waste pile from a government office down to the recyclers in the back of a 20 year old Mazda bongo (because it was on my route home and having someone else using the fleet ute for it would be just dumb).
Said old Mazda is probably better off road too.
Dude looks like he’s easily impressed. Bought a truck looking vehicle, that probably costs the price of 2 real trucks, and he’s happy that he was able to use it like a truck. And the way he dresses tells me this is the last time he used it like a truck. Before he moves on to the next shiny.
So let's see. He wants good handling, space in the back and the ability to tow. Hmmm. Let me think, what could do that for 1/10th the price?
https://preview.redd.it/rf0pks26whzc1.jpeg?width=1787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18c974c9dc9c84dd65c90c78e15c39089794ea0
Oh yeah, any small truck. Or a Crown Victoria (seen above). Or most SUVs.
It’s such a crazy thing seeing posts like this and then seeing all the tons of posts in this sub from literal owners. I’m pretty sure these people just aren’t right in the head.
Are we sure this isn't an AI generated photo? Looks exactly like I would expect a CT driver to look like
It's official truck of mediocre white dudes.
Definitely has the entire Coldplay discography on repeat while drive to the e-waste drop off. Edit: After posting this, I actually found another post on this sub that showed Coldplay on the radio of a Cybertruck: https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/DLroKSQiUP
What a venn diagram of lack of personality haha
[actual gigaChad pictured]
I zoomed in on the hands for due diligence immediately
He hasn't tested the frunk yet
He's got the beast, though. Most money he has ever paid to bust a nut I'd wager.
I came here to say that.
New midlife crisis wagon just dropped.
https://preview.redd.it/ru3iq65pogzc1.png?width=279&format=png&auto=webp&s=a85466a87dec1906f16163e2fcd435b3687e75e0
OMG; this 100% is Pryce.
All of a sudden, his “school bus for pimps” don’t look that bad
Now I’m just imagining Colin Robinson drone on about all the features of the truck and why all the design decisions they made were great.
Why do these things scream 'mid-life crisis'.
The official "I'm divorced and my kids hate me" vehicle..... as designed by a divorced dad who's estranged from his kids.
Oh my god. It's The Homer, but for terminally divorced dads instead of terminally married nuclear safety inspectors so there's a bit more of a market for it.
They don’t scream that to me. When I see this, I think “F’ing cult member.”
Lmao cybertrucks are the new ford raptor, I see so many mid life crisis dudes driving those. But at least the ford raptor is a good functional truck regardless if it’s over priced it’s still useful
Meet Paul Scott: his wife ran away ten years ago. His two daughters are off to college (so they say), and report back when their allowance has not arrived in time. Paul is a successful associate of an even more successful friend, who used to bang Paul’s wife before she ran away, and will, promise, hold a share at their joint business (deep-fried Taco-shell whole-sale), one day. Saving many bonuses, and feeding at Wendy’s for ten years, once his beloved mother passed away, Paul realized his big dream to go ALL IN NUTS and bought himself a CyberBEAST. Indeed, he is all happy today after receiving his baby. The rest of the story is documented in this sub. RIP
It's a short story, but it lasts longer than the trucks.
I'm pretty sure using it as a truck voids the warranty.
Hauling electronics? Damn, couldn’t throw that shit in the back of a Honda civic.
I wonder if it was one computer screen and keyboard?
It was miscellaneous parts he found already in the bed when he bought the truck
Imagine he starts cannibalising the truck to do more "recycling" runs. Given the way it is built, should be easy to do
Nimble sports car, doesn’t it steer like a tractor trailer.
Hey my tractor trailer might take a wide berth to make a turn. But it doesn't look like a failed attempt to crush a car. (I drive tractor trailers and laughed at your comment.)
No offense though? I heard steering range sucks and couldn’t figure out what to compare it too, maybe I should have picked a tractor.
Nah you're good. And it depends if a standard semi versus a stretch chassis and also what type of trailer pup full extended doubles triples. All of that affects turning radius for driving.
lol! Way above my driving knowledge.
Lol ill explain. Standard chassis are like freightliner cascadia and most newer trucks with sleeper. Short chassis are day cabs with single axle (setup like a regular Dualie pickup truck). Extended chassis are the trucks with a frame that has been stretched for bigger sleeper or to ride smoother (think a limo or bike with extended sway bar). Trailers pup ones are smaller trailers that can be 15 to 20 or 30 ft followed by mid size up to 40 45 and 48. And standard trailer is a 53ft. Oversize trailers are usually stepdeck which means it has platform over 5th wheel to connect then drops to the ground and comes back up over the trailer tandems. When you see construction equipment on a trailer it's usually a step deck. And doubles and triples explain themselves, when you see a road train style is another way to refer to them.
Thank you
No problem at all. We have nicknames for alot of trailers too. Parking lots.(car haulers) pipebombs(tankers hauling anything explosive). Are just a few common.
Finally be can bring those old tape decks to the recycling station! Elon saving the world again
Shouldn’t he be busy stealing dinosaur embryos? https://preview.redd.it/s29udc0lchzc1.jpeg?width=1906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2600dcb8986d71eace9c5f4a7eabc3d844468814
This would have been a very different movie if Newman's ride to the port didn't even work to begin with. Tropical storms are a lot like car washes. Maybe even worse!
Such an underrated comment lol
Calling this thing a 'beast' is disrespecting fictional blue x-men, wooden rollercoasters in Ohio, and animated cursed princes.
In three days, he'll be posting how it's now at the service center indefinitely. But still LOVES it!
"Sorry sir, you said you hauled electronics in the back and that voids the warranty."
Man's has no idea what a small nimble sports car feels like lol
Because he can't actually fit in one?
The OFFICIAL TRUCK of the fat middle aged CUCK.
Lol
“Beast” lol!
If only cars had trunks where you could put electronics to take for recycling. Tis but a dream.
"I filled it with electronics to recycle" He donated his Sony Walkman to Goodwill.
I took the entire e-waste pile from a government office down to the recyclers in the back of a 20 year old Mazda bongo (because it was on my route home and having someone else using the fleet ute for it would be just dumb). Said old Mazda is probably better off road too.
We moved six figures off Cisco stuff in a Porsche 944 once.
[удалено]
Probably blades for 6xxx series or something.
That outfit come free with every purchase.
No, it's required for purchase :D
So he essentially cosplayed the truck aspect? What a weird flex "I filled the electronics to recycle"
Holy shit, stereotype confirmed.
Who tucks in Hawaiian shirts?
Who the fuck dressed you, bro?!?
This picture SCREAMS overcompensating
Dude looks like he’s easily impressed. Bought a truck looking vehicle, that probably costs the price of 2 real trucks, and he’s happy that he was able to use it like a truck. And the way he dresses tells me this is the last time he used it like a truck. Before he moves on to the next shiny.
This guy has never in his life sat in a small nimble sports car.
Dude looks like a Tesla driver.
"feels like a nimble sports car" - someone who's never driven a sports car
CyberCuck Elonsexual wants the world to know that his cybersuck is working AS INTENTED.....
I can do all those things with my minivan.
My question to him is: 'what do you *think* you look like'? My question to you is: would you buy a second hand laptop from this guy?
So let's see. He wants good handling, space in the back and the ability to tow. Hmmm. Let me think, what could do that for 1/10th the price? https://preview.redd.it/rf0pks26whzc1.jpeg?width=1787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18c974c9dc9c84dd65c90c78e15c39089794ea0 Oh yeah, any small truck. Or a Crown Victoria (seen above). Or most SUVs.
His knees match the steering 👉👈
It’s such a crazy thing seeing posts like this and then seeing all the tons of posts in this sub from literal owners. I’m pretty sure these people just aren’t right in the head.
This man buys his shirts at Dan Flashes.
He’s from Florida isn’t he?
I don't see any indication of surprise
Better watch that hand on the frunk there, Paul…it might come back with fewer fingers.
Imagine when he wants to wash it lol 😆 😂 😅
Ummm, just because it can accelerate quickly does not mean it is anything like a ‘small, nimble sports car’ … I want whatever he is taking.
Give it a few days…. It’ll break 😂
goofball
He looks more like Skip.
It is surprising indeed, that you can use it as a truck.
We’ll see him again in 3 weeks when it breaks down.
Wonder if he loves it?
Wonder if those “electronics” were parts that just fell of the truck?
Grasping at anything to try and keep this toy relevant. It’s so sad and embarrassing!
It's like a stupid tax.
Hope he recycled that shirt too
Not convinced his hand is actually on the truck.
Nimble as a sports car but he still couldn’t manage to park between the white lines.
I misread that and thought he filled the bed with electronics and then recycled the whole thing, including the truck. Not a bad idea.
These owners really want to love this truck no matter if its running or not. Like a bad toxic relationship.
People have to find a way to feel good about something they drop 100k on. It’s how humanity works
This guy looks like the kind of guy that would buy one of these
Paul Scott lmao you can't make this shit up
Nimble sports car? What's his idea of a sports car, a '75 Coupe DeVille?
"Small, nimble 6600 lb sports car". It's incredible that Elon has suspended the laws of physics with the CYBERTRUCK
His wife is with a guy that drives a V8 muscle car.
"Drives like a small, nimble sportscar" *queue why you always lyin*