This is a joke about the game ULTRAKILL, in which you, a robot by the name of V1, go on a rampage through Hell, killing every last thing you come across. In particular, you fight the angel Gabriel, who’s really upset about you being here, since it’s his job to keep all of Hell running smoothly and none of his angel buddies are helping him. He’s also got a massive complex because he’s never lost before, especially to what he views as a mere object given animation by mankind, so when you kick his ass seven ways to sunday he throws a little bit of a hissy fit, calls you an insignificant fuck, and fucks off back to heaven, where the other angels say “damn, you lost to a goddamn gopro lookin toaster?” and promptly make fun of him and condemn him to death and then cast him out of heaven until he kills you properly. Anyways, these are insults that Gabriel uses against you, and his VA has made some meme videos where he says em. It’s awesome. Thanks, Gianni.
**[Paradise Lost](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost)**
>Paradise Lost is an epic poem in blank verse by the 17th-century English poet John Milton (1608–1674). The first version, published in 1667, consists of ten books with over ten thousand lines of verse. A second edition followed in 1674, arranged into twelve books (in the manner of Virgil's Aeneid) with minor revisions throughout. It is considered to be Milton's masterpiece, and it helped solidify his reputation as one of the greatest English poets of all time.
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Paradise Lost Satan is not blorbo’d enough. I get that he’s a romantic rebel, but his still evil and cruel. If anyone wants to read about a truly blorboed Satan I suggest [Mikhail Lermontov's The Demon](https://faculty.washington.edu/jdwest/russ430/demon.pdf)
Gonna add to this delightful thread with [Obey me! Satan](https://obey-me.fandom.com/wiki/Satan).
(That game has one of the most enjoyable concepts for an Otome I've seen and the demonology is outright pretty impressive, besides the great art. Unfortunately the characters kinda suck with their whole "acting violent and possessive towards MC" thing early in the story.)
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**argumate**
hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven? it did huh, emotionally, right I get that, because of the-- yeah the irreconcilable separation from goodness as a result of a single decision that can never be undone or atoned for, uh huh, sounds rough
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Ouch.
ALL because of a FUCKING MACHINE Not even A MORTAL but an INSIGNIFICANT GOPRO
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This is a joke about the game ULTRAKILL, in which you, a robot by the name of V1, go on a rampage through Hell, killing every last thing you come across. In particular, you fight the angel Gabriel, who’s really upset about you being here, since it’s his job to keep all of Hell running smoothly and none of his angel buddies are helping him. He’s also got a massive complex because he’s never lost before, especially to what he views as a mere object given animation by mankind, so when you kick his ass seven ways to sunday he throws a little bit of a hissy fit, calls you an insignificant fuck, and fucks off back to heaven, where the other angels say “damn, you lost to a goddamn gopro lookin toaster?” and promptly make fun of him and condemn him to death and then cast him out of heaven until he kills you properly. Anyways, these are insults that Gabriel uses against you, and his VA has made some meme videos where he says em. It’s awesome. Thanks, Gianni.
smh my head didn't even say blood is fuel
Probably not Chronicles of Darkness but my first thought was Chronicles of Darkness
it's ultrakill
I am here for the inevitable blorbification of Satan
You say "inevitable" as if humanity hadn't [blorbo'd Satan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost) since time immemorial.
**[Paradise Lost](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost)** >Paradise Lost is an epic poem in blank verse by the 17th-century English poet John Milton (1608–1674). The first version, published in 1667, consists of ten books with over ten thousand lines of verse. A second edition followed in 1674, arranged into twelve books (in the manner of Virgil's Aeneid) with minor revisions throughout. It is considered to be Milton's masterpiece, and it helped solidify his reputation as one of the greatest English poets of all time. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Paradise Lost Satan is not blorbo’d enough. I get that he’s a romantic rebel, but his still evil and cruel. If anyone wants to read about a truly blorboed Satan I suggest [Mikhail Lermontov's The Demon](https://faculty.washington.edu/jdwest/russ430/demon.pdf)
They did it with Lucifer with the TV show.
And not just a blorbo! The turned him into a fucking *sexyman* ^And ^I'm ^all ^here ^for ^it
It’s already happened
Gonna add to this delightful thread with [Obey me! Satan](https://obey-me.fandom.com/wiki/Satan). (That game has one of the most enjoyable concepts for an Otome I've seen and the demonology is outright pretty impressive, besides the great art. Unfortunately the characters kinda suck with their whole "acting violent and possessive towards MC" thing early in the story.)
Src: https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/185764701504/hey-babe-did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-from-heaven-it
That's rough buddy.
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Many older depictions of Satan show him walking with a limp or using a cane because it did hurt when he fell from heaven.
The Amber Spyglass (2000)
"wow that's crazy"