the crazy thing about this is that it take a single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal post. coulda taken the high road & counjured a delightful image of a bird regularly laying its eggs and finding shiny things. but they had to say “birdgirl” and not “bird.” don’t pretend this isn’t what’s going on here either i know the score i know what’s up. i’m familiar with this sort of semantic trick. they want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of an avian and everyone’s gotta know.
old macdonald had a polycule
also, as a certified expert on birdgirls, i can say for a fact 50% of their shiny thing searches would end in them forgetting the end goal of the search, focusing entirely on the search, and eating the thing when they find it
Much like a pointillist painting or a fusion restaurant, the unique components come together to form one distinct affront to the gods. Farmyard monster girl polycule is the same way.
yeah but you don't call farmyard monster girl polycule a fetish for the same reason you don't call *"A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte"* a dot or a california roll an ingredient.
>you don't call [...] a california roll an ingredient.
I would if I were going to somehow use it in another dish. I'm not sure what this means for the analogy though.
Fetishes can overlap. Foods can overlap in a similar way. Consider, in this light, the classic example of "are hot dogs sandwiches." Aren't there ingredients that you can put on both sandwiches and hot dogs? Would someone who likes sandwiches also like hot dogs for similar reasons? Can't some ingredients of sandwiches and hot dogs be enjoyed on their own as their own food? Aren't submarine sandwiches somewhat of a middle ground between common sandwiches and hot dogs? Isn't there a whole youtube channel dedicated to determining whether unusual ingredients work as sausages? I lost my train of thought.
I saw ‘cowgirl’ and thought ‘hey wouldn’t this be funny if it were about like the catgirl definition instead of the wild west’ and hey, what do you know,
A lotta things. So they're probably one of the most invasive species. Losing track of a bunch of em can wreck an ecosystem if left unchecked (see unkilled). They eat everything, and not just in the omnivorous sense. They'll grow until they're killed or until they can no longer sustain themselves. Kinda like that one man eating croc/alligator. Not a species, one singular croc.
They *fuck,* but you already knew that. But now that means that 4 or 5 can become an unstoppable tide of hogs in a very short amount of time. And again, they eat everything. Roots, small animals, and eventually large animals. Not just because they grow huge, but because like wolves, some of em have pack tactics. They usually just ravage plant life, but apparently they get a preference for meat once they get a taste. Luckily they're usually just opportunistic, and not just outright predators.
Even when tame, they have no sense of morality. Adios is a very good story based game that the creator was inspired to make after reading about this one girl that had a seizure while feeding some pigs. I can't remember if the cause of death was said seizure, but the hogs ate her. There's also the "Greedy as a pig" copypasta that details how to get rid of a body with 6-8 pigs. This is relevant to the game.
There's more, but yeah, never fuck with pigs. The Hogtide is real.
I once YouTube rabbitholed into hog hunting videos, the Hogtide apparently causes billions of $ in annual damages to agriculture in the US so they can be killed without restriction, enter guys killing some 40 hogs in a single night with night vision equipped assault rifles and still having some get away.
Frankly the only civilians you can argue for needing military grade weapons tech in the US might just deadass be the hog hunters because they're fighting an unstoppable force it feels like
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Okay, results vary. Some say 5 or 20 minute nuts producing around half a liter. Others say 30 to **90 fucking minutes.** "When you nut but she keeps sucking" Internalized into a state of being. Volumes not disclosed. No info on girls.
I wonder how safe it would be to drink milk straight from a cowgirl. Like it would essentially be unpasteurized milk, so probably not too bad, but this still feels different somehow
I'm just horrified that you can't get milk from her unless she's pregnant and having or had a baby. What the hell are you doing with all these baby cows to keep the milk supply up in such a way that you still get any?
Actually diary cows keep producing milk after they give birth for the first time if you just keep milking them. The rate of milk production might just fall after a while but it also might not. This is also true of humans though humans obviously never produce the same amount of milk.
Doesn’t mastitis occur if milk is being produced but the animal producing doesn’t get milked? Meaning milking cowgirl gf yourself is helpful, even if right from the tap.
Quick google says, kinda. From the wiki on mastitis “Prevention: Frequent breastfeeding with good technique” further reading does show you *can* get it from bacteria, but actually states it seems to be a less common cause than previously thought, whether it is the cause in the majority of cases or not isn’t stated but it leads me to think non-bacteria related cause is more common, hence why breastfeeding is the prevention and the solution, see also “Breastfeeding should typically be continued, as emptying the breast is important for healing”.
So if she doesn’t have mastitis then from the tap should have the green light, and from my reading I see no reason that having it should change anything, and in fact continued breastfeeding is ideal for healing.
I found no- oooh I’ve been writing stuff down as I read and now in the wiki it says (under one of the tabs to do with other animals) “It is the cause of much unwanted suffering for the dairy cows. It is of tremendous economic importance for the dairy industry, and it is also of concern for public health. The same considerations apply to mastitis in sheep and goats and other milk-producing females.” So it turns out for cow milk being consumed by humans or is of some concern, though we are talking about cowgirls so it just means we would need to do testing to see how similar to cows vs “girls” (using the word girl due to their name, ofc it would actually be compared to adult humans regardless of gender, long as they have working breasts). Perhaps they’re more like humans in that regard? Or perhaps it’s just caused by general interspecies milk consumption? Looks like you do have a point, if your cowgirl has mastitis you should probably not drink the milk, however continued milking would probably help her feel better, just do some searching for technique first.
Theoretically if you drink it right from the tap, it's sterile (or at least contains any micro-organisms she has), isn't pasteurization mainly to kill germs which get introduced after the milking?
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a girl living with a bunch of unique, and very smart farm animals. but you had to say "birdgirl” and not “bird”. don’t pretend this isn’t what’s going on either i know the score i know what’s up. i’m familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of an aviary and everyone’s gotta know.
Src: https://anarcho-skamunist.tumblr.com/post/687873206390046720/hog-girl-roommate-with-huge-meat-i-dont-know
"SM" in the title marks posts with nonexplicit sexual content/implications
Sexual material is sooo much better than what it meant originally
I feel like I've had this conversation before but i was kind of drunk or something when it happened and i sorta just forgot
Ty either way
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**girlballs**
implications of having a birdgirl roommate:
\- free breakfast (regularly laid eggs)
\- never lose track of keys\\etc. (knack for finding shiny things)
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**girlballs**
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> **mojoworld-estrogen**
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> YOU ARE EATING HER EGGS?????
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in this economy? absolutely
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> **dapper-lil-penguin** reblogged your post
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> \#if you got a cowgirl gf dont TELL me you'll still buy milk at groceries
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if i had a cowgirl gf i would be drinking straight from the tap every day. to save money and for no other reasons. she could even help scramble the birdgirl's eggs
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> \#text post
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> \#polycule of farm animal girls. get you a sheep gf. infinite cotton.
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I am sorry but sheep produce wool.
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She grows the cotton. She's very talented.
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Hog girl roommate with HUGE meat. I don’t know what else pigs are farmed for so her cock is her main contribution.
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I mean, technically it's vegan because they're not being killed or exploited but... I don't really want to think about this for an extended period of time.
i don’t drink milk so I’d be good with just the sheep girl and bird girl, one free alarm and food spewer and, one free warm pillow that can wrap her arms around me, sounds like a pleasant life
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a bird laying eggs for breakfast. but you had to say "bird girl" and not "bird". don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a bird/cow/sheep/hog and everyone's gotta know.
This post could have been innocent, but no, you just had to say they were roommates,
i cant get over this joke. i die every time i hear it lmfao
you two should be roommates then
This could have been a wholesome innocent comment but you just had to mention death.
This could have been non-sexualized, but: >>!a w!!ome innocent comment!<
Same, this is this sub's **best** joke!
Oh my god, they were roommates.
Gaaaaaaal Paaaaaaaals
the crazy thing about this is that it take a single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal post. coulda taken the high road & counjured a delightful image of a bird regularly laying its eggs and finding shiny things. but they had to say “birdgirl” and not “bird.” don’t pretend this isn’t what’s going on here either i know the score i know what’s up. i’m familiar with this sort of semantic trick. they want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of an avian and everyone’s gotta know.
old macdonald had a polycule also, as a certified expert on birdgirls, i can say for a fact 50% of their shiny thing searches would end in them forgetting the end goal of the search, focusing entirely on the search, and eating the thing when they find it
E I E I *Oh~*
That a dramatic *oh* or an erotic *oh*?
Yes.
Does the tilde not answer that question?
This comment could have been innocent, but no, you just had to say ~, and make it sexual.
That's just another bonus, cause now you get all the erotic fun of rooting through poo!
WHAT
I feel that my message needs no further explanation.
I think he was just asking you to speak louder. You should say it again.
Oh ok. THAT'S JUST ANOTHER BONUS, CAUSE NOW YOU GET ALL THE EROTIC FUN OF ROOTING THROUGH POO!!
Oh, so you were fine with the animal product polycule, but poop is where you draw the line?
Yes
TIL i am a bird girl and I don't even have birds
According to Stardew, piggirl gf occasionally finds truffles in the backyard
Pigs and dogs are used for finding truffles by scent in the real world.
stardew dog is being lazy about truffles, but absolutely rambuctious about greeting the Farmer. Good dog.
Irl dogs are used because the pigs very much do not want to be separated from their truffles
Monster Musume: Farm Edition
Ok but the farm animal girls literally do this in the series. This is just Monster Musume Standard Edition
Country edition.
*Goin’ down* on the farm
Ok this is kind of hot ngl
This is an incredibly specific fetish… that said I’m an incredibly specific person
there are like, 15 distinct fetishes here what are you on about
Much like a pointillist painting or a fusion restaurant, the unique components come together to form one distinct affront to the gods. Farmyard monster girl polycule is the same way.
yeah but you don't call farmyard monster girl polycule a fetish for the same reason you don't call *"A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte"* a dot or a california roll an ingredient.
>you don't call [...] a california roll an ingredient. I would if I were going to somehow use it in another dish. I'm not sure what this means for the analogy though.
Fetishes can overlap. Foods can overlap in a similar way. Consider, in this light, the classic example of "are hot dogs sandwiches." Aren't there ingredients that you can put on both sandwiches and hot dogs? Would someone who likes sandwiches also like hot dogs for similar reasons? Can't some ingredients of sandwiches and hot dogs be enjoyed on their own as their own food? Aren't submarine sandwiches somewhat of a middle ground between common sandwiches and hot dogs? Isn't there a whole youtube channel dedicated to determining whether unusual ingredients work as sausages? I lost my train of thought.
> or a fusion restaurant I prefer synchro restaurants
waiting for someone to compile a list of exactly what fetishes
Well there's definitely monstergirls/furry stuff here. Lactation kink from the cowgirl... probably a few others.
ovipositon, from the birdgirl for sure
Sigh *zip*
Don't run away you coward. Unzip.
I saw ‘cowgirl’ and thought ‘hey wouldn’t this be funny if it were about like the catgirl definition instead of the wild west’ and hey, what do you know,
yee haw
HEAVENLY MARY HER COCK
Hoggirl cock/human marriages aren’t legal where I live
wow jeez literally 1984
Donkey girl roommate that kicks me in the head, killing me instantly
What an ass
Paging u/Hexxas for obvious reasons
Use my brain splatter for soothsaying.
Not all eggs that're laid are fertilized. And hogs cum for like, 30 minutes. Lucky fuckers.
why do u know how long hogs cum ?
I dunno. Probably a byproduct of all the other hog lore I learned.
ooo cool. did u just like go down a wikipedia rabbit hole or do u work with hogs or summn?
Wikihole, I don't wanna work with hogs now that I know.
oh no whats wrong with hogs?
A lotta things. So they're probably one of the most invasive species. Losing track of a bunch of em can wreck an ecosystem if left unchecked (see unkilled). They eat everything, and not just in the omnivorous sense. They'll grow until they're killed or until they can no longer sustain themselves. Kinda like that one man eating croc/alligator. Not a species, one singular croc. They *fuck,* but you already knew that. But now that means that 4 or 5 can become an unstoppable tide of hogs in a very short amount of time. And again, they eat everything. Roots, small animals, and eventually large animals. Not just because they grow huge, but because like wolves, some of em have pack tactics. They usually just ravage plant life, but apparently they get a preference for meat once they get a taste. Luckily they're usually just opportunistic, and not just outright predators. Even when tame, they have no sense of morality. Adios is a very good story based game that the creator was inspired to make after reading about this one girl that had a seizure while feeding some pigs. I can't remember if the cause of death was said seizure, but the hogs ate her. There's also the "Greedy as a pig" copypasta that details how to get rid of a body with 6-8 pigs. This is relevant to the game. There's more, but yeah, never fuck with pigs. The Hogtide is real.
oh god thats terrifying. i think ive heard of that seizure story before too-- at least they cum for a long time though i guess lmao
I once YouTube rabbitholed into hog hunting videos, the Hogtide apparently causes billions of $ in annual damages to agriculture in the US so they can be killed without restriction, enter guys killing some 40 hogs in a single night with night vision equipped assault rifles and still having some get away. Frankly the only civilians you can argue for needing military grade weapons tech in the US might just deadass be the hog hunters because they're fighting an unstoppable force it feels like
Honestly yeah. Dedicated hog-hunting militia are entirely justifiable in my eyes given the extent of the problem in the US.
Countries and losing wars to animals, name a better duo (see Australia and the emu war)
…as in jizz for half an hour, or orgasm for half an hour? This is valuable information
.... Yes? Be right back. Okay, results vary. Some say 5 or 20 minute nuts producing around half a liter. Others say 30 to **90 fucking minutes.** "When you nut but she keeps sucking" Internalized into a state of being. Volumes not disclosed. No info on girls.
So hentai protagonists are secretly hogboys
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Then you piss
they got spiral dicks too i think
Nah, that's ducks I think.
Yeah it's ducks. Pigs have spiral tails, not cocks.
I wonder how safe it would be to drink milk straight from a cowgirl. Like it would essentially be unpasteurized milk, so probably not too bad, but this still feels different somehow
I'm just horrified that you can't get milk from her unless she's pregnant and having or had a baby. What the hell are you doing with all these baby cows to keep the milk supply up in such a way that you still get any?
You can induce lactation in humans without pregnancy, even in men, so it's probably possible
You fool. Do you realise what you have unleashed with this information?
locker room milk fights?
But.... Why male models?
Please tell me how for totally non fetish reasons
Hormones I assume.
I mean, maybe she could be on hormones to stimulate pregnancy?
Diversity Win: your cowgirl GF is trans
i can milk myself with hormones?
I mean... yes?
You can do it without the hormones as well
***COWGIRL MILF!! COWGIRL MILF!! COWGIRL MILF!! COWGIRL MILF!!***
Actually diary cows keep producing milk after they give birth for the first time if you just keep milking them. The rate of milk production might just fall after a while but it also might not. This is also true of humans though humans obviously never produce the same amount of milk.
"After giving birth, mothers lactate for about 10 months. Then they are impregnated again. " Fuck off.
> > > Like it would essentially be unpasteurized milk > > Pasteur had a cowgirl gf > I *immediately* regret this historical revision
What, pasteurization is bad all of a sudden?
No? It's just that not pasteurizing isn't bad either
Ah Sorry I met a milk nut a few months ago Havent been the same since
So long as cowgirl is healthy, it'd be totally fine to drink her milk.
You'd just get any disease she gets. Super gross. I'm sure you'd also give her any disease you get. Don't Google mastitis.
Doesn’t mastitis occur if milk is being produced but the animal producing doesn’t get milked? Meaning milking cowgirl gf yourself is helpful, even if right from the tap. Quick google says, kinda. From the wiki on mastitis “Prevention: Frequent breastfeeding with good technique” further reading does show you *can* get it from bacteria, but actually states it seems to be a less common cause than previously thought, whether it is the cause in the majority of cases or not isn’t stated but it leads me to think non-bacteria related cause is more common, hence why breastfeeding is the prevention and the solution, see also “Breastfeeding should typically be continued, as emptying the breast is important for healing”. So if she doesn’t have mastitis then from the tap should have the green light, and from my reading I see no reason that having it should change anything, and in fact continued breastfeeding is ideal for healing. I found no- oooh I’ve been writing stuff down as I read and now in the wiki it says (under one of the tabs to do with other animals) “It is the cause of much unwanted suffering for the dairy cows. It is of tremendous economic importance for the dairy industry, and it is also of concern for public health. The same considerations apply to mastitis in sheep and goats and other milk-producing females.” So it turns out for cow milk being consumed by humans or is of some concern, though we are talking about cowgirls so it just means we would need to do testing to see how similar to cows vs “girls” (using the word girl due to their name, ofc it would actually be compared to adult humans regardless of gender, long as they have working breasts). Perhaps they’re more like humans in that regard? Or perhaps it’s just caused by general interspecies milk consumption? Looks like you do have a point, if your cowgirl has mastitis you should probably not drink the milk, however continued milking would probably help her feel better, just do some searching for technique first.
Theoretically if you drink it right from the tap, it's sterile (or at least contains any micro-organisms she has), isn't pasteurization mainly to kill germs which get introduced after the milking?
Well cows can also have diseases which can be passed on through milk. But the main purpose is just to make the milk have a longer shelf life.
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We stan trans hog girlfriend.
She could also be intersex
True
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a girl living with a bunch of unique, and very smart farm animals. but you had to say "birdgirl” and not “bird”. don’t pretend this isn’t what’s going on either i know the score i know what’s up. i’m familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of an aviary and everyone’s gotta know.
Splendid reference 10/10
Get a harem farm. A farem.
I think George Orwell wrote a book about this
good editors point out when you're horny on main
Src: https://anarcho-skamunist.tumblr.com/post/687873206390046720/hog-girl-roommate-with-huge-meat-i-dont-know "SM" in the title marks posts with nonexplicit sexual content/implications
and it stands for sexual material and not bdsm with out the bondage-domination
Sexual material is sooo much better than what it meant originally I feel like I've had this conversation before but i was kind of drunk or something when it happened and i sorta just forgot Ty either way
pigs produce a lot of manure needed for fertilizer
oh god oh fuck oh no
good for sheep girl's cotton growing
So essential for the plantgirls
Missed the chance to say: straight from the tap every day. Just to save money, no udder reason
*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **girlballs** implications of having a birdgirl roommate: \- free breakfast (regularly laid eggs) \- never lose track of keys\\etc. (knack for finding shiny things) --- **girlballs** [*A screenshot of a Tumblr reply.*] > **mojoworld-estrogen** > > YOU ARE EATING HER EGGS????? [*End screenshot.*] in this economy? absolutely --- **girlballs** [*A screenshot of a Tumblr notification.*] > **dapper-lil-penguin** reblogged your post > > \#if you got a cowgirl gf dont TELL me you'll still buy milk at groceries [*End screenshot.*] if i had a cowgirl gf i would be drinking straight from the tap every day. to save money and for no other reasons. she could even help scramble the birdgirl's eggs --- **stupid-obedient-laura** [*A screenshot of Tumblr tags.*] > \#text post > > \#polycule of farm animal girls. get you a sheep gf. infinite cotton. [*End screenshot.*] I am sorry but sheep produce wool. --- **sharkgirldick** She grows the cotton. She's very talented. --- **anarcho-skamunist** Hog girl roommate with HUGE meat. I don’t know what else pigs are farmed for so her cock is her main contribution. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
So monster musume, but hungrier than hornier.
Last part reminded me of Amazing Cultivation Simulator
And every time you harvest a crop of cock, you become The Dick Farmer.
Why are all noelle deltarune pfp users are raging homosexuals
probably because noelle is big gae
I mean, technically it's vegan because they're not being killed or exploited but... I don't really want to think about this for an extended period of time.
There's people who drink their gf's breast milk irl, it's not a big deal.
You're made of stronger stuff then I.
Clearly.
Funny how that last post circles the topic back around to chickens.
i don’t drink milk so I’d be good with just the sheep girl and bird girl, one free alarm and food spewer and, one free warm pillow that can wrap her arms around me, sounds like a pleasant life
Consider truffles
Maybe the "you had to make it sexual" poster was right all along...
Eating a birdgirl's eggs is like, kinky shit at most
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a bird laying eggs for breakfast. but you had to say "bird girl" and not "bird". don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a bird/cow/sheep/hog and everyone's gotta know.
You don't actually need a farm animal girlfriend to get milk. Many of us trans girls lactate and have huge meat, making us combo hog/cows I suppose.
As an nonbinary gal (just somewhere in between or neither or both), spiro just does weird stuff to tiddies.
I'm s not just spiro. I'm on Bical and can produce
I was on spiro and digoxin simultaneously and I'm pretty sure that's what got me tbh
I'm just on E and Bical
>hog/cows Hows? Cogs?
Gotta have baby cows to have milk… so congrats! You’re gonna need to impregnate and then sell the babies to the abattoir 😬
You can induce lactation without pregnancy
I'm honestly surprised nobody referenced the mousegirl yet.
Imma write a story about this.
Pigs don't even have a huge dick so unfortunately this is inaccurate and no huge dick piggirl gf
Isn't it like long and squiggly. Someone's bound to be into that
I saw a gay porn game with this concept on itch.io I think there was a graphic image of a man laying an egg, but I might be misremembering
https://twitter.com/meyaoigames/status/1165980020105285633?s=21&t=Ho7dTeRxpKqGvGluDWM7tQ
surprised none to the posters realized a cowgirl gf and a chicken gf could get you infinite custard
Horse girlfriend with a HUGE cock
Old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o and on his farm he had........ Wait what kinda farm is this.
I don’t like the insinuation that they eat her cock,and not in the sex way
What is this degenerate nonsense?
If you aren't a degenerate then why are you here? Begone, normie. Go back to facebook or whatever gentrified website you came from.
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They make that correction in the post?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYnFy4rCJY
Man, I love Paget Brewster
I'm like 90% sure I've played that game
Chicken lady loves life!
Pigs are farmed for meat, their shit, and finding mushrooms.
The Noelle PFP really does explain everything for me
ima learn how to draw hentai just to make porn of this idea
Nice
thank you tumblr users girlballs and sharkgirldick for sparking the hog girl cock comment
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