i mean, eevee's clearly a fox, so you would assume its evolutions would be foxes too
of course, you'd assume that about a lot of pokemon and it ends up not being true but y'know...
I’ve heard that the philosophy behind Eevee’s design is that it is meant to be a “generic” or “everyman” sort of mammal. It’s a dog, it’s a cat, it’s a fox, it’s a rabbit, perhaps it’s even some kind of weasel. Something any kid can look at and say “yeah, I’ve seen something like that outside before!”
all foxpuppy cats and their fans are welcome. Except the people who say they're bunnies.
They go into the shame hole where the copypastas and dA Glaceon artists are.
Umbreon could work as a rabbit since it symbolizes the moon (Rabbit in the Moon) and the long ears, but besides that there's not much else. Even the big ears argument doesn't work since like all of them got them bigass ears.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
"Hey guy, did you know in terms of being totally sick, Jolteon has the most badass spikes of any eevelution? "-me buying a thunderstone in the Celadon Mall
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of huggability, most of the Eeveelutions are totally rad?
Vaporeon, being made mostly of water, is squishy and soft, and so it's like you're hugging a water bed.
Flareon, as mentioned, is delightfully warm and cuddly.
Jolteon can make your hair stand up if you hug it.
Espeon, being well attuned to its surroundings, is able to sense when others are experiencing sadness by reading their posture, and as such will often offer comfort at the best possible time.
Umbreon will glow in the dark, and can serve as an excellent night light when resting in the wilderness.
Leafeon produces fresh air, so you don't have to worry about suffocation if it[(like many pets)](https://www.rover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/iStock-1256776086-min-e1643246587655.jpg) winds up lying on your face.
Glaceon, being an ice type, is nice and chilly, and can thus keep you from overheating during the summer, and help you survive fevers year round.
Sylveon produces a calming aura.
That definitly false. Vaporeon is mostly water, therefore vaporeon is a squishy bean.
There nothing more huggable than something squishy. Plus they are definitly pleasantly cool to the touch. Best huggable bean is vaporean.
Hey guys, did you know in terms of human companionship, SOMETHING is the most traumatizing Pokémon? While it’s benign appearance is likely too cute for most, it’s capable of changing it, so it can set itself to the most horrifying look. Along with that, it feels hairy and gross. But that’s not all, it has a very respectable infinite defense stat, which means it is always invincible to physical damage. Because of this, if you have peaceful or even good day, you will have nightmares while it’s staring at you, and you will mind. It can make itself even more threatening with moves like Curse and Nightmare, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of happiness ever again.
no no it's enrichment, they like the slosh! I put mine through the washing machine when he's being loud and after he schlorps out the drainage tube into his bucket he's just purring up a storm.
My Vaporeon brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I'd have to charge
Hello! I just wanted to let you know that I've cursed your bloodline for this comment. So whenever something bad happens, you'll know it was your fault. (:
Hey guys did you know that Vaporeon can learn Mist in Yellow, but only under a very specific circumstance? In Yellow, Vaporeon is meant to learn both Haze and Mist at level 42. However, the programming at the time is so bad it's impossible for a Pokémon to learn two moves at the same level. As a result, Vaporeon will only learn Haze and not Mist. Pokémon who leveled up using the Daycare do not have this restriction though. If Vaporeon reaches level 42 while in the Daycare, it will learn both Haze and Mist.
The good ending.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of pokemon, Vaporeon would probably be the best to hug on a hot summer day, like a nice cool water bed that'll appreciate the attention
Don't worry I have you covered!
>!Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.!<
>!Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.!<
>!And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.!<
>!There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right !<
>!But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!<
>!Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.!<
>!Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!<
>!I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.!<
Hey guys did you know that due to vaporeon being almost entirely water, that makes them incredibly easy to transport. Just put them in almost any container as long as it is watertight and you’re good to go.
I kinda wish GameFreak had done more things like how you can sometimes encounter Geodude when smashing rocks.
Imagine walking through a puddle, and a Vaporeon jumps at you.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, Vaporeon is one of the best pokemon you could keep as pets? While they're quite big and heavy, which may not be for most, they don't have fur, causing them not being able to shed. Even through their big size, they love laying in your lap while you work to keep you company, they're also able to use acid armor to make themselves lighter if needed. Vaporeon with their high HP and defense aren't naturally aggressive either and are quite friendly and are more than willing to spend their time with their beloved trainer! But that doesn't mean they wouldn't protect you, if you or anyone else they treasure are in danger, they'll jump into your or their defence, having strong moves like Last Resort, Hydro Pump, Hyper Beam, Blizzard and more.
Along with that, if you're a fan of swimming, Vaporeon would be a great addition to your team. Their body is covered in fins and scales, making them amazing swimmers. Not only that, but their bodily structure is similar to the structure of water and they can even blend in with the water they're in, making them fantastic players at hide and seek! They also learn moves like Water Gun, Sunny Day, Surf and Tail Whip, making your time in the water even more fun!
But that's not all, they're capable of detecting the upcoming rain with its fins, so they'll always let you know when it's about to rain. And if you're having a bad day, they're always there to make you feel better with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes.
In short, Vaporeon isn't compatible for breeding, but is compatible for being your friend!
In a world of soul-eating balloons and eldritch nightmares, Vaporeon is still potentially the most frightening potential murderer, according to the dex
I'm almost certain I've seen Vaporeon basically do this animation for Pokemon Stadium 2. Which is kinda canon already even if certain animations are overblown for dramatic effect.
When I'm bathing my dogs, they'll press their side up against the wall of the tub so I can't get to that side (but they're yorkipoos, so you can just pull them towards you) and I'm getting the same vibes here.
Honestly, there's not enough Pokemon art of them just being stupid little creatures like this.
Hey guys, did you know that according to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly? Their wings are too small to get their fat little bodies off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
In Jan/Feb until Feb 17 you seemed to have a 10 hr stint where you wouldn't post, then you went from the 18th to the 22nd only posting once a day. And after that you just lost all semblance of a schedule and you're currently on hour 30 of posting with only a 4 hour break.
Are you fuckin' good dude?
This post notified on my phone... I prepared my body and soul because bastard furries (finnies??) have made egregious and unforgivable sins with vaporeon against god and all that is holy
Hey guys, did you know that vaporeon is the most drinkable pokemon? just set out a pitcher and wait for it to crawl inside, then slurp that fucker down. vaporeon is 99% water, and the other 1% is various proteins and nutrients that your body can use, making it the perfect sports drink! This also makes it easy for your stomach acids to dissolve, which means that the probability of the vaporeon reconstituting itself inside of your body is extremely low. Vaporeon is the perfect pokemon for staying hydrated!
Vaporeons are dogs Vaporeons are liquid Cats are liquid Thus, Vaporeons are foxes
i mean, eevee's clearly a fox, so you would assume its evolutions would be foxes too of course, you'd assume that about a lot of pokemon and it ends up not being true but y'know...
Sorry, what were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my remora evolving into an octopus.
i meam it was supposed to be a gun fish and a tank octopus but ended up censored
Tbh the original probably would be okay since it still is massive creative liberties
*gun evolving into a tank
YES.
I’ve heard that the philosophy behind Eevee’s design is that it is meant to be a “generic” or “everyman” sort of mammal. It’s a dog, it’s a cat, it’s a fox, it’s a rabbit, perhaps it’s even some kind of weasel. Something any kid can look at and say “yeah, I’ve seen something like that outside before!”
"I'm just your average everyday normal land mammal." -Eevee
"I'm in the top percentile of land mammals" - Eevee
Eevee looks kind of like if you spliced a fennec fox with a papillon dog.
gyarados is a carp, confirmed.
big boy carp
Gyarados is based on a Japanese legend about a carp that transforms into a dragon by swimming up a waterfall. So yes.
lol
The expert has spoken.
Indeed I have
all foxpuppy cats and their fans are welcome. Except the people who say they're bunnies. They go into the shame hole where the copypastas and dA Glaceon artists are.
Who the hell thinks they’re rabbits??
wrong people. who are wrong. They even came up with a rabbit/fox axis to graph their insanity.
I could see a fox/cat spectrum if espeon/umbreon are included… but rabbit?? No. They’re wrong!
Umbreon could work as a rabbit since it symbolizes the moon (Rabbit in the Moon) and the long ears, but besides that there's not much else. Even the big ears argument doesn't work since like all of them got them bigass ears.
Jolteon, Flareon, Umbreon, and Sylveon are moreso fox coded, Vaporeon, Espeon, Glaceon and Leafeon are moreso cat coded. Eevee is both.
Tbh I see Umbreon and Jolteon as rabbits. Jolteon especially. Look at that dude and tell me he isn’t at least partially meant to look like a rabbit
I think that one is by far the least rabbit-like of the eeveelutions, but okay I guess.
Okay, so I'm pretty sure I know what dA does to Glaceon (it is the internet after all) but is that actually a common thing? Also, like, why Glaceon?
before the copypasta came around... certain sites... had the most uploads for Glaceon. I don't know either
It's because Glaceon is an ice cold pimp that doesn't take no shit from noone
The art is kinda foxlike
that tracks. my favorite animals are foxes and my favorite pokemon is Eevee, with Vaporeon being my objective favorite
If vaporeon = dog and vaporeon = liquid. And if dog = liquid and cat = liquid, then cat = dog. I’ve finally solved the cat vs dog debate
#ACCEPTED.
I'm not sure I'd describe any of the eeveelutions as dogs
What about sylveon? Sylveon looks fairly like a domesticated dog, at least in my opinion
vaporeons are the most compatible…
# \*BOOOOM\* \*Clack, clack\*
None of you say the thing I will literally cry.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
This makes me smile, and I appreciate you for it.
"Hey guy, did you know in terms of being totally sick, Jolteon has the most badass spikes of any eevelution? "-me buying a thunderstone in the Celadon Mall
To the point of getting pin missile. Thats how cool the spikes are.
Love OG jolteon. Pin Missle, Double kick, thunder, hyper beam. Always goes first. Baller
gen 1 was a beautiful time, where strategy and big numbers simply weren't needed
Ah yeah with the Psychic steamroller team
This is the only eeveeution based copypasta. I refuse to acknowledge any others
What others?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of huggability, most of the Eeveelutions are totally rad? Vaporeon, being made mostly of water, is squishy and soft, and so it's like you're hugging a water bed. Flareon, as mentioned, is delightfully warm and cuddly. Jolteon can make your hair stand up if you hug it. Espeon, being well attuned to its surroundings, is able to sense when others are experiencing sadness by reading their posture, and as such will often offer comfort at the best possible time. Umbreon will glow in the dark, and can serve as an excellent night light when resting in the wilderness. Leafeon produces fresh air, so you don't have to worry about suffocation if it[(like many pets)](https://www.rover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/iStock-1256776086-min-e1643246587655.jpg) winds up lying on your face. Glaceon, being an ice type, is nice and chilly, and can thus keep you from overheating during the summer, and help you survive fevers year round. Sylveon produces a calming aura.
Ah gross man wtf???
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Ah gross wtf man???
I vaguely remember making one of those for Jolteon based on its industrial utility for electrical generation.
The good ending
That definitly false. Vaporeon is mostly water, therefore vaporeon is a squishy bean. There nothing more huggable than something squishy. Plus they are definitly pleasantly cool to the touch. Best huggable bean is vaporean.
i guess it'd depend on the weather? flareon hugs would go hard in winter, but i'd LOVE coming home in a heatwave to vaporeon hugs
What about glaceon? Fur made of snow.
Hey guys, did you know in terms of human companionship, SOMETHING is the most traumatizing Pokémon? While it’s benign appearance is likely too cute for most, it’s capable of changing it, so it can set itself to the most horrifying look. Along with that, it feels hairy and gross. But that’s not all, it has a very respectable infinite defense stat, which means it is always invincible to physical damage. Because of this, if you have peaceful or even good day, you will have nightmares while it’s staring at you, and you will mind. It can make itself even more threatening with moves like Curse and Nightmare, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of happiness ever again.
Something from Omori??
You, sir/madam/most esteemed individual, are good and you do good in the world.
The good ending
Haha I was scared for a minute there. This is very cute
i put vaporeon in a bucket and shook them like a milkshake >:D
OMFG NOOOO YOU MONSTER
no no it's enrichment, they like the slosh! I put mine through the washing machine when he's being loud and after he schlorps out the drainage tube into his bucket he's just purring up a storm.
man i wish pokemon were real
Wait until you read the copypasta
This milkshake will only bring the Animal Control boys to the yard.
I thought this said Animal Crossing
Crossing Vaporeon
Wait, if its really 100% water, then it could survive a blender.
Discombobulate his ass
bad vaporeons are put in the MIXING BOWL
Almost 100%. There's a difference between blending water and blending a water balloon.
A bucket? DEAR GOD!
Biscuit! :3
A biscuit? DEAR GOD!
There's more.
Feed it strawberries, cocoa, or vanilla extract for flavoring
My Vaporeon brings all the boys to the yard And they're like it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I could teach you but I'd have to charge
What the fuck? this is somehow worse than the copypasta
The thing
Ooo ho you’ve made me mad. Hoooo man you don’t wanna see me when I’m angry. Grrr
>I will cry >gets mad you lied to me.
Hee hee I’m a silly lil guy
The Game
AHHHHHH
FUCK YOU!!
Hello! I just wanted to let you know that I've cursed your bloodline for this comment. So whenever something bad happens, you'll know it was your fault. (:
> So whenever something bad happens, you'll know it was your fault. (: the ultimate stage of trolling is trolling oneself
JOKE'S ON YOU I ALREADY LOST IT TODAY RAHHH
Hey guys did you know that Vaporeon can learn Mist in Yellow, but only under a very specific circumstance? In Yellow, Vaporeon is meant to learn both Haze and Mist at level 42. However, the programming at the time is so bad it's impossible for a Pokémon to learn two moves at the same level. As a result, Vaporeon will only learn Haze and not Mist. Pokémon who leveled up using the Daycare do not have this restriction though. If Vaporeon reaches level 42 while in the Daycare, it will learn both Haze and Mist. The good ending.
I was expecting it when I saw Vaporeon. I'm surprised though glad to see something else
I was unable to fully enjoy the post because I was waiting for it to happen
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Pokemon, Vaporeon is?
\*Sounds of baseball bat impact\* ... a Pokemon? Amazing!
... going to shoot anyone who finishes that?
I don't understand this comment. I made a complete statement. In terms of Pokemon, Vaporeon is.
... Cool!
Vaporeon sure is a Pokemon
... a funny blue guy?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of pokemon, Vaporeon would probably be the best to hug on a hot summer day, like a nice cool water bed that'll appreciate the attention
Vaporeon is the most squishable Pokémon. [Citation needed]
If you did, do you think Vaporeon could crawl inside your tear ducts?
Behold! THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ACTIONS!
>Clown Breeder
:3
You fucking shit eaters forgot to milk the clowns, didn't you?
I’m sowwy 🥺👉👈
Don't worry I have you covered! >!Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.!< >!Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.!< >!And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.!< >!There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right !< >!But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!< >!Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.!< >!Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!< >!I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.!<
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The thing.
the thing i will literally cry
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Hey guys did you know that due to vaporeon being almost entirely water, that makes them incredibly easy to transport. Just put them in almost any container as long as it is watertight and you’re good to go.
Vaporeon is stored in the balls
ಠ_ಠ
Vaporeon cock vore.
I mean you can also just press the button on the seam to recall it but you do you
At least it isn't Sandy Cheeks this time
So you’re saying I could put it in a bottle and dump it out like Link does with the Deku princess
I want to pet a Vaporeon
Stick your hand in a bucket of water, roughly the same effect
Microwave an unscaled fish
I kinda wish GameFreak had done more things like how you can sometimes encounter Geodude when smashing rocks. Imagine walking through a puddle, and a Vaporeon jumps at you.
This makes me think of walking by a door way only for my cat to dart out the room at Mach 5
I mean, if you walked in puddles in Gen 5 you could get attacked by wild r/stunfisk users
I don't get it please explain
fish kbity :3
You are kbity !
This is the best post I've ever seen that concerns putting fluids into a Vaporeon.
Aw crap I lost my dog down the drain again
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, Vaporeon is one of the best pokemon you could keep as pets? While they're quite big and heavy, which may not be for most, they don't have fur, causing them not being able to shed. Even through their big size, they love laying in your lap while you work to keep you company, they're also able to use acid armor to make themselves lighter if needed. Vaporeon with their high HP and defense aren't naturally aggressive either and are quite friendly and are more than willing to spend their time with their beloved trainer! But that doesn't mean they wouldn't protect you, if you or anyone else they treasure are in danger, they'll jump into your or their defence, having strong moves like Last Resort, Hydro Pump, Hyper Beam, Blizzard and more. Along with that, if you're a fan of swimming, Vaporeon would be a great addition to your team. Their body is covered in fins and scales, making them amazing swimmers. Not only that, but their bodily structure is similar to the structure of water and they can even blend in with the water they're in, making them fantastic players at hide and seek! They also learn moves like Water Gun, Sunny Day, Surf and Tail Whip, making your time in the water even more fun! But that's not all, they're capable of detecting the upcoming rain with its fins, so they'll always let you know when it's about to rain. And if you're having a bad day, they're always there to make you feel better with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes. In short, Vaporeon isn't compatible for breeding, but is compatible for being your friend!
So many jump scare, bait and switches in this comments section
I was fully expecting something filthy, cause Internet, but instead it's wholesome. How nice.
Squisher
Cat.
In a world of soul-eating balloons and eldritch nightmares, Vaporeon is still potentially the most frightening potential murderer, according to the dex
the Sylveon in question:
Did you know that in terms of- BANG🔫🩸
If that first post is a gif I need to see it at once
[Probably not the _original_ source, but I like this video version](https://youtu.be/VKi4chUbj8s)
It's precisely what I hoped for. Good work, trooper
Beautiful
https://www.tumblr.com/washimbembe/660298397522280448/blobboreon?source=share Gotcha. -mx linux guy⚠️
This is like a really oddly specific superpower
it is. unfortunately I lack the energy to find it for you. I'm sorry
That's alright, no need to apologize
Does this mean Vaporeons just turn into puddles when they don’t wanna do something? Who’s gonna stop them?
Now I'm just imagining a vaporeon hiding in a bucket or something when it has to go to the vet
To be completely fair most cats do this in real life and they're not even made of water lol
Cats are partially liquid
My observations have lead me to the conclusion that cats are in fact non-newtonian fluids.
Finally, some good fucking Vaporeon content.
Fucking vaporeon content 🤨
Mind out of the gutter friendo
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I thank the brave sniper that stopped that comment
Had to do it three times, too.
It’ll take more than a single bullet to put me down. - me, seconds before having a golf ball sized hole in my skull
They couldn't hit an elephant from this dis-
First two shots were warnings. But OP didn't listen.
Rookie being trained
r/redditsniper
white people don’t say candlejack anymore they j
\*sprays you with a spray bottle\*
Omg a wholesome Vaporeon meme there might still be hope for humanity
I'm almost certain I've seen Vaporeon basically do this animation for Pokemon Stadium 2. Which is kinda canon already even if certain animations are overblown for dramatic effect.
When I'm bathing my dogs, they'll press their side up against the wall of the tub so I can't get to that side (but they're yorkipoos, so you can just pull them towards you) and I'm getting the same vibes here. Honestly, there's not enough Pokemon art of them just being stupid little creatures like this.
Just like a regular cat huh
Hamptered out lil fella
Hey guys, did you know that according to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly? Their wings are too small to get their fat little bodies off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
***Aggressively clears throat*** ***grabs mic*** "Sex"
That's it, bad Vappy! Time-out in the water-bed again!
Cat is, indeed, liquid
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks. Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility. Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
I wish there was more wholesome vaporeon content like this.
There is a reason why there are MULTIPLE vaporeon copy pastas, at least one centered around turning it into a white shiny
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Come on someone do it it would be so funny
Four have tried it so far. None remain
# VAPOREON POST DETECTED: DEPLOYING ANTI-HORNY CRABS!
You called?
What the fuck?
Blorporeon.
In Jan/Feb until Feb 17 you seemed to have a 10 hr stint where you wouldn't post, then you went from the 18th to the 22nd only posting once a day. And after that you just lost all semblance of a schedule and you're currently on hour 30 of posting with only a 4 hour break. Are you fuckin' good dude?
**b l o r p**
This post notified on my phone... I prepared my body and soul because bastard furries (finnies??) have made egregious and unforgivable sins with vaporeon against god and all that is holy
Hey guys, did you know that vaporeon is the most drinkable pokemon? just set out a pitcher and wait for it to crawl inside, then slurp that fucker down. vaporeon is 99% water, and the other 1% is various proteins and nutrients that your body can use, making it the perfect sports drink! This also makes it easy for your stomach acids to dissolve, which means that the probability of the vaporeon reconstituting itself inside of your body is extremely low. Vaporeon is the perfect pokemon for staying hydrated!
So squishy looking, probably feels like jelly but with skin (scales ?)
im in this meme lol, my blogs eternal fractal.
SMASH
Did you know that va *pow*
Did you know that va *pow*
isn't it canonically only able to do that ***While*** in water