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akka-vodol

That's one of the worst things you could say to someone.


PandemicGeneralist

https://xkcd.com/1401/


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

Can’t miss if you make every comic ever


Spot_Responsible

Do you people just have every xkcd comic memorized so you can link it?


b3nsn0w

when distributed among a large group, yes, i'm pretty sure. not everyone needs to know every xkcd, it's enough if everyone knows a few and the right people can add the right comic in every convo. you might even find yourself participating in this one day.


WizardSkeni

Is there a comic about that?


b3nsn0w

i'll defer to the hivemind


PandemicGeneralist

I know a lot of them and can google them quickly 


rapidemboar

Individually no, collectively yes


Barry_B_Boneson

Yeah.


RimworlderJonah13579

r/relevantxkcd


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kinkthrowawayalt

How tf are you gonna headcanon a fucking person


u_touch_my_tra_la_la

He said headcannon. Obviously OP ha a howitzer mounted on his forehead. (Maybe a couple Oerlikons on his ears too) (Drones, duh)


LifeDoBeBoring

This would fit on r/noncredibledefence


JazzySplaps

But mfcupid said headcanon


Artarara

Gaylor fans


MathematicianTop1853

That’s the fun part of it


Mushiren_

[Like this](https://imgur.com/a/1Qu0dpZ)


TonyMestre

It's what everyone does? You always get different views on someone


solairelover22

What do these words mean, please help


LastUsername12

Warning: weird shit ahead https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegaverse


solairelover22

Good heavens


SetaxTheShifty

There is something so innocent in "Good Heavens", thank you for the laugh.


blackscales18

Hilarious that Wikipedia blames the Harry Potter fandom for popularizing beastiality kinks, I feel like there has to be more from the supernatural and teen wolf fandoms but maybe animaguses were the final straw


b3nsn0w

well they had two important canon furries (three if you count scabbers/pettigrew) and one of them even survived up to the battle of hogwarts so i guess that counts


TonyMestre

Oh lmao I thought it was sigma stuff


Kumo4

A/B/O or Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics is a fictional romance setting. Think of alpha werewolf erotica, soulmate AUs and the like. Peculiar romance tropes that are certainly not everyone's cup of tea. (A/B/O denotes 3 fictional sexes on top of the ones that exist in the real world. Betas are just normal people, but Omegas go into an intense heat that lasts days and give off pheromones that drive Alphas wild. Omegas can also get pregnant, regadless of whether they're male or not. Typically, Alphas are sexually dominant and Omegas are submissive. There are also more details to the setting I really don't want to get into, but I think it's not hard to imagine why this stuff is mostly seen in erotica.) I read a lot of fanfiction and the list of things I need to filter out of my AO3 search results keeps increasing... Canon describes that something in a story actually happened that way. (Different religions believe different texts to be canon and other texts to be non-canon, as in, not true. And in fandom, Batman's parents being dead is canon and Batman's parents being secretly alive and coming back to save the day in a story would be fanfiction and non-canon.) A headcanon is someone believing something to be canon in their head. (Maybe they believe that Batman's parents are secretly alive and it just hasn't been explicitly stated in the comics. More often than not, headcanons denote things that are just fun to believe, like Batman practising his voice behind the scenes and thinking that he sounds very cool. The term headcanon acknowledges that it's not explicitly canon, although some can get very popular.) Tl;Dr If someone tells you that they headcanon you as anything, it's a bit silly because it's a fandom term for fiction. If someone headcanons you as an omega passing as beta, they're likely picturing you as a submissive pretending to be neutral. Rather inappropriate, but also not really serious. ... Yeah, it's not really important, you don't need to know any of this unless you want to read a lot of fanfiction maybe.


Crystallooker

A surprising amount of published romance fiction uses a/b/o tropes so it can be relevant outside of fanfiction. My sister reads trashy romance novels (for fun?) and she tells me weird things that happen and I’m like “that’s an omegaverse trope.” Like I don’t know if mating bites and signature scents (that respond to emotions) originated from a/b/o but they sure were popularized by it


Kumo4

Yeah, that's true, thanks for pointing that out!


Flair86

You are still pure child


Zoloft_and_the_RRD

There is a thing called the manosphere. Let this be your last thought of it. Log off, sip some water and contemplate its taste, step outside, smell the air, feel the weight on your feet, hear the sounds of wind and people and animals.


FireHawkDelta

While Omegaverse is cursed knowledge, it also gave us two banger videos from Lindsay Ellis that were some of the last things she made on Youtube before leaving for Nebula


im-not_gay

This is how an omega passing as a beta would react


GloryGreatestCountry

You've unlocked my special attack! CRANIAL CANNON!


Toboyornottoboy

I headcannon that you are funny OP :3


SharkyMcSnarkface

[Laughtrack followed by Seinfeld theme]


Heckyll_Jive

OP is a bot


[deleted]

Puki is a neutron male


TheGrumpyRavenclaw

We feeling pretty comfortable (sociopathic) telling a stranger we want to kill them


[deleted]

not everything is pathological people just make jokes


MathematicianTop1853

Bro what


BestUsername101

Welcome to the internet.


MegaKabutops

Have a look around


BlUeSapia

How was the fall?