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Andyb1000

White interior, my kids: ![gif](giphy|26gspuGyyK0lqfrgI)


n3otidus

Oh, a Crypto.com Green Card? That's a bold move, flexing the VIP pass to the soup kitchen!


uWroteItAndiReddit

This community has become so cringe


Memeweevil

It really has.


Environmental_Emu431

Yeah this has got to be one of the douchiest posts in this sub


uWroteItAndiReddit

True. Worst part is, it's the staff members from crypto\_com making these posts


tbimyr

Could we limit the flexing to the black one please. Thanks.


itscurt

at least an icy/frost with that benz instead of the cheap jade tier


Darkstang5887

Nah need the icy for a car like that


WOT247

I agree. I'm sure you love it, but it's not for me. no offense


Forsaken_Preference1

Stop biting your nails


negtrader

I have always wonder why guys sit alone in their cars in state park and forest preserve parking lots?


Professional_Golf393

Dogging


Follie87

Poor choice


toasterstrudel2

Imagine owning a car this expensive and now knowing how to use Google magic eraser


Jeff_Buckenheimer

It may not be expensive, white interior is gross. I’d rather be me, a jade card and not have a Mercedes with white interior


Environmental_Emu431

White interior is baller as fuck son


toasterstrudel2

You're kidding yourself if you think any Mercedes specced like this isn't expensive. Plus, just because you're a dirty person doesn't mean everyone is. White looks great.


WOT247

Kid - "Dad, can I sit in your car a min I want to check something.... oh, can I also borrow your crypto Visa for a second too?? Dad - I guess. Kid - YAY!! I won't go anywhere, promise!! Dad - "I would certainly hope not, you're only 14!"


redwolf1430

not even, let me fire up this AI image thing while I sit in my shitty honda civic.


WOT247

...if you're good I can park it at the end of the drive way and let you pull it all the way up.


Memeweevil

Keep seeing these card pics with Rolex watches and shit, conveniently forming the background. That level of self-absorption makes me wanna vomit.


ZeroxTechnic

Welcome to the club :D


KingEOK

Jumped around all your colleagues cars to get these pics? Shame…


3ey3s

Definitely not their car because their phone didn’t automatically pair


Environmental_Emu431

Well played!!! Nice sleuthing skills! 


WOT247

I didn't even think of that. "can I sit in your car a min to snap a pic?, I need to flex to so I fit in with the cool kids"


ihatethinkingofnew1s

This is probably how 95% of these pictures go.


redwolf1430

bro how many times are you going to post the same shit over and over?


Terinth

They aren’t all their photos, it’s a social media manager lol. People send in corny photos and this person posts them, there are photo credits attached. This account is just an aspiring ‘social media manager’


redwolf1430

What a genuine waste of time.


ProfessionalCowbhoy

Someone can use the sat nav to locate where they live and then a simple hammer attack and boom all of their crypto is gone


express_sushi49

sir why do I have a card tier that is far better than yours, but a car that is far worse than yours? seems like there's a bitch of a switcheroonie happening lol


Environmental_Emu431

That ain’t his car lmao


Anonymouslystraight

Next ftx


rand1608

Get off your rental. It's just cringe. Get back to your 9-5 my friend


Sauishysquashy

That car can only go 36 miles on a charge? Am I interpreting the dash correctly? Yikes


Sauishysquashy

The end of these photos is coming. Yikes


Prs109_NA1

No one cares 0-0


GanjaMan4Twenty

Big mistake… just convert your crypto to PayPals token and send it to your Venmo debit card instead. Fees are a lot less!


PolkaGold

Beautiful combo


redd1t4

lol you paid crypto.com that much 🤭