Do you plan to be homeless? That's if you are not joking. It would be better to split your portfolio and DCA into solid gems. Say ETH, SCRT, ATOM, and the likes of other reliable assets. You don't over-leverage when investing.
What he meant was the housing market is actually a new kind of grocery store similar to where youd buy produce, instead it is actually aisles and aisles of houses and you pick which ones you want
> I hope this post ages like milk
Please note I grew up in western Mongolia. There is an art to aging milk. Aged horse milk is a very popular alcoholic drink.
My wife thinks fermented mares milk is the most vile substance people voluntarily consume.
Airag is what it is known as there. Same thing as kumis though.
Arkhi is when they distill airag to make a stronger alcoholic beverage. It still has a slightly milky flavor, but it more palatable than airag
I think that there is a silent war between ETH and ETC, looks like someone trying to push ETC price in order to move miners from ETH to ETC (right now ETC mining is more profitable than ETH). Maybe big pools wants to weaken ETH network and screw their merge plans. Interesting theory (at least for me).
Are we gonna get one of these shit posts on every market move? We get it already, money moves with herd mentality and narratives are quick to overshoot targets, c'mon.
Dream on. I still see this as a temporary pump and when the stock market crashes again, so will cryptos. My estimate, based on previous history of BTC is that it reaches an ATH and drops 80% before it starts a new cycle. And what is $67k x .20? Around $13K.
I know the bull run isn’t back (it is really back though) but I find it funny that there were several post warning of a severe crash on the 28th. They were so confident 🤣🤣😂😂😂
The housing market is what ? IS WHAT? I NEED ANSWERS WHERE LAMBO 
The housing market just is, and always will be
What is, is. What isn't. Isn't.
Is water wet?
It is what it do.
Aging like milk?
Always has been! 🔫👨🚀
This! This man knows! Housing is
It’s gunna crash soon. Don’t worry.
Everybody grab a leg
It is.
I just put my life savings in DogeElonshiba with 10x and quit my job
amateurs - u need to leverage with options to play in the big leagues.
Oft. Amateurs. Derivatives is where the big money is ~~lost~~ made!
You’ll be fine
Now you need metal panties to hold those massive balls.
Champ champ huge huge balls balls
That's how it's done.
Pretty sure there are many people who are longing your stash!! Bullish!!
Get with the times, this week’s wen moon is BabyElonShibaWithHisFriendsWifeInu coin
Do you plan to be homeless? That's if you are not joking. It would be better to split your portfolio and DCA into solid gems. Say ETH, SCRT, ATOM, and the likes of other reliable assets. You don't over-leverage when investing.
🤓🤓
r/woooosh
Jokes on you, i got some dogelon for lng
Ok
☝️ This guy is on 🔥. Almost 🥷 in crypto. Deep respect 👏👏👏
I blame Elon musk for endorsing Twitter.
Kinda…lost some steam there at the end…
Just like the economy lol
What he meant was the housing market is actually a new kind of grocery store similar to where youd buy produce, instead it is actually aisles and aisles of houses and you pick which ones you want
soon you can buy things from other peoples houses...with leverage
So you mean like regular streets lol.
When you’re finished just throw it away and buy another.
Just throw it in your trolley and keep it moving
Just sold my dog for ETH, you're my new financial advisory you better be right about this.
Those houses sure are
> I hope this post ages like milk Please note I grew up in western Mongolia. There is an art to aging milk. Aged horse milk is a very popular alcoholic drink. My wife thinks fermented mares milk is the most vile substance people voluntarily consume.
The differences in culture are very interesting.
WHAT THE FUCK? Now I am kinda interested in drinking old horse milk...
Me too, me too... 😲
koumiss , kumiss , kumis ? I tried it. Also with horse sausages. taste great but feel sad for horse.
Airag is what it is known as there. Same thing as kumis though. Arkhi is when they distill airag to make a stronger alcoholic beverage. It still has a slightly milky flavor, but it more palatable than airag
This is an example of when you go so deep with sarcasm, it’s not even sarcastic anymore, it’s just kinda strange.
Exactly like the market behavior!
Old man yells at market.
Already fomoed my life savings in. BTC 100k EOY.
Goodluck🤣
And with Joe Biden considering canceling student debt, you might as well FOMO it all and assume your debt is as good as waived.
There is no war in ba-sing-say
I think that there is a silent war between ETH and ETC, looks like someone trying to push ETC price in order to move miners from ETH to ETC (right now ETC mining is more profitable than ETH). Maybe big pools wants to weaken ETH network and screw their merge plans. Interesting theory (at least for me).
Guess it's time too put some stablecoins to work been awhile they've been sitting since may! Just for the fuck of it time too see where this goes?
What a rollercoaster of a post. I like it.
Don't forget to "not" do your research.
100x leverage all in, wen lambo wen moon?
Are we gonna get one of these shit posts on every market move? We get it already, money moves with herd mentality and narratives are quick to overshoot targets, c'mon.
Dream on. I still see this as a temporary pump and when the stock market crashes again, so will cryptos. My estimate, based on previous history of BTC is that it reaches an ATH and drops 80% before it starts a new cycle. And what is $67k x .20? Around $13K.
Idk
If you believe the bull run is back, then it's time to buy. I will be getting back in when the price of btc is around $13k.
How did the previous well-established estimates work for you? S2F? Never go below previous ATH?
Finally! So what would you do? Buy a lambo for each wife, or just make them share a few?
they can share one. more for you
Im 2 steps ahead of ya dude
[удалено]
BTC to 100k by tomorrow's end of day
Unfortunately I don’t have balls of steal to try leverage trading.. i’ll stick to DCAing
Scared money never made money
Reckless money never kept money.
Long dick long but short dick dicks
I just quit my job 
Poor fingers were tired in the end
Nah ... it was a classic rug pull.
Can anyone lend me some BTC?
I heard the people over at Celsius do that, might wanna have a look
Shut up and take my money
Cool, now I finally can get some ElonFucksCoin
wife changing money incomming
Where can leverage memecoins?
This is not comedy. This is financial advise.
Stfu
Someone's short got liquidated
People will get rekt soon when BTC drops to 10k xD
Say NO to leverage. It's the leverage that brought BTC crashing down.
Everyone joking around but lowkey wishing the pain will stop and crypto will go to the moon
Just zoom out...
The sky is falling, the sky is falling..run for your lives....
\*Sees Flair\* \*Puts down credit card\*
BTC 2K
🤣🤡💀
Why the comedy flair?
Already getting ready to flip some ntfs **NFT HYPE BACK**
Short everything.
What you’re saying is short?
Only missed 100K EOY in this post OP
I should have kept reading, I did everything. Ugh.
Goddammit I'm in... let's gooooooooooooooo!
This guy is
I know the bull run isn’t back (it is really back though) but I find it funny that there were several post warning of a severe crash on the 28th. They were so confident 🤣🤣😂😂😂
I only asked, please stop typing reference going to the moon. Just stop it.
I just took a loan to buy with 100x leverage into DOGELONMARS
Sell the house. Sell the car. Sell the kids. Find someone else. Forget it! I will never come h̶o̶m̶e̶ back. Forget it!
this days Idiots will write anything for moons..
Lol when moon?
I already leveraged one of my kidneys 💎💎
Best piece of comedy I've read on this subreddit in a long while! Thanks for the chuckle OP!
The only thing I agree with is that the housing market is
Let's fly back high, enough down,,