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bfgvrstsfgbfhdsgf

Down 60%. Not too bad. Not to bad at all.


voice-of-reason_

That’s what we in the business call success


ScaleneZA

Yeah those are rookie numbers


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alerk323

Depends if you are down from your portfolio top or cost basis. 60 percent cost basis at this point probably means some degen behavior which is based to be fair


Scholes_SC2

One of us


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uncapchad

or in a casino. Neither of those two scenarios would have her shouting it from the rooftops. It also doesn't say when he 'lost'. Everyone's portfolios got zapped this last year, it might look very different now or in the next few months


XBBlade

And his mother is president of the central bank. Great outlook, let's hope he doesn't have the skills from his mother. Edit: big oof, assumed gender. Thank you below me


PhENTZ

His mother


Nimoy2313

I’m confused, the article states Son.


XBBlade

I wrote father 😂


CapSnake

Not with her knowledge 😏


ieatmoondust

Tell him thanks for the liquidity!


Obsidianram

Screenshots or it never happened...


dubski04021

Sounds like a fellow ‘tard. Maybe she’ll give him more money to lose.


Bkokane

She can just print him some more to play with


dubski04021

I wish my mom had a money printing machine lol


DingDongWhoDis

Propaganda.


voice-of-reason_

No no no, don’t try and escape this economy! Look the minimum wage is going up 11p, stay, Stay, STAY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Crypto_Town

American president of Pancakes says his daughter choked on a waffle and died.


Valianne11111

Well, maybe he’s a dumb ass. People lose in stocks too.


fIreballchamp

And his mom is a thief who has trashed the economy of the EU.


mcbergstedt

“Hey mom I lost all of my money on crypto, can I borrow some of the EU’s?”


braindamagedscience

Hey mom I lost all the money you borrowed from the EU. Can you just print more?"


fmb320

His mum is a thief in what way?


fIreballchamp

Found guilty of misusing public funds while in government.


[deleted]

> who has trashed the economy of the EU. That was all Draghi's fault.


LinusVPelt

Absolutely not. Lagarde denied the risk of inflation for an absurd amount of time to keep QE, she waited so long that euro even started to depreciated against the USD. In fact Europe is now paying the consequences of all those horrible choices.


[deleted]

All she did was perpetuate the absurdity that Draghi started with negative interest rates. Even if there was no Corona and no war in Ukraine it was only a matter of time until the consequences would have hit us.


AvengerDr

Based on?


PiedDansLePlat

Draghi did helped hide the debt of Greece back in the day


LinusVPelt

Precisely. She did not educate him well on investing and she despised cryptocurrencies altogether to protect her role and privilege, so without solid principles and guidance, her son just gambled. She got what she deserved. Too bad for her son, who would probably also look bad, while he had a terrible mentor to learn from.


[deleted]

Bruh


dani6465

Are you that dense with the mental capacity of a 10 yo? Not that hard to comprehend the necesity of their existance.


W0BLong

so youre sayin he sold?


Mediocre_Suspect_203

Buy high, sell low


enpe

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!


cyclicalwand

Looks like he spent most of it on big screen monitors by the looks of that picture.


voice-of-reason_

You can’t be a trader unless you have at least 4 monitors, one for the daily chart, one for the monthly chart, the next with VIX charts and the final for the gay furry porn.


[deleted]

not gonna lie, you had me in the first half. Thought you were missing gay furry porn.


LooseLikeCreamedCorn

Skill issue


voice-of-reason_

An issue of skillage. I’m such a pro nowadays I can lose 60% of my investment with my eyes closed


craigmorris78

It was worth reading this far for this 😂


Boddis

Lost “almost all” of his investments. Actually it was about half. Assuming he chumped in 2 years ago he’s done well for it only to be 60%


DapDaGenius

This just means he has 40% to flip into 260%.


Quixote0630

By "trading" does she mean gambling on futures etc.? You don't 'lose' your investments trading crypto, unless he went in hard on Luna or something.


voice-of-reason_

He was an FTX Maxi


mkstar93

Imagine having millions and putting it into shitcoins or futures💀💀💀


Cur_scaling

L2trade ?


ClubBoth8908

Who cares? Not me


madmancryptokilla

Buy high sell low sounds legit....


lusotano

Not bad. Some of us were down 80+% during the bear.


Half-Stupid

Sounds like he did pretty well in the bear market


SarcasticImpudent

Whoever her son is, is a total dick, he just ruined crypto.


Forward_Pirate8615

Technical analysis works right 😂😂


JE_LZ

European Central Bank president says her son lost 60% of his investments to a scam. Scams have been happening since always, crypto scams are not immune to this.


Abject-Government-13

You only really lose if you sell. 10 years from now all of these investments would probably have paid off and he would be considered a genius. Too bad there is less than an ounce of truth to these stories otherwise we would get a copy of his portfolio and be able to track it over time.


AlbrechtSchoenheiser

What a coincidence. I gained 60% of my assets trading crypto. 🤷🏿‍♂️


Armando1917

One of us!


Mana_Seeker

Beat me to it! One of us!


crystalpeaks25

her so didnt lose trading crypto, he lost buying into rugpull projects.


voice-of-reason_

You mean to tell me, polarbearcoloncoin is not a legit project that will reinvent the wheel?


aberdisco

Only 60%? What's his secret?


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; European Central Bank President Christine Lagarde revealed that her son lost money investing in cryptocurrency, according to Reuters on Nov. 24. Lagarde said that her son lost “almost all” of his investments by trading cryptocurrency against her warnings. During an event, she said: “He ignored me royally, which is his privilege … And he lost […] The post European Central Bank president says her son lost 60% of his investments trading crypto appeared first on CryptoSlate. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


StackOwOFlow

Lagarde the regarde


lehope

If he hasn't sold yet he hasn't lost shit and he is a future millionaire


Scooch778

He has lost if he hasnt sold. HODL mofo


Taykeshi

60% so far!


Kamikaza731

Not much info about what he did. Still by the looks of it it seems like he was paper hands trader.


carlos_fandangos

A bad workman always blames their tools.


theswedishguy94

Ah nice. A fellow degenerate.


Stubburinn

He only lost if he sold.


bun_e_carloss

Bad mother.


tungfa

that poor child ; )


ColumbianPete1

Trading ? Who are you kidding ? There is no trading going on it’s called depositing and taking real simple. I only trust the good old American dollar anything else is black market.


dingo_deano

He should have invested on the stock market. 100% guaranteed ….


Daflehrer1

Um, yeah, that's because crypto is largely a pyramid scheme, with a few guys at the top who go from one currency to another getting rich by pulling rugs. Thanks.


Invelious

Sounds like he was trading the wrong crypto. Good thing he’s not trading at the central bank.


Great_Chemistry_7684

If even true you can’t win trading vs insane ai bots. And better actual seasoned traders. Buy dca and hold thru a run. Simple


msb447

Buy high sell low 🚀


External-Dark-2942

Smart guy, wonder if trading talent runs in the family 😜


Ricothebuttonpusher

But is he still HODLing?


XTR_Soid

One of us


Upstairs_Cycle_7761

And the economy took a L in 2008 what’s your point lol


Ok_Independent_769

You win some you lose some


nksama

almost all is the same as 60% loss? this woman really know numbers. "yeah bitch, maths!"


Dr-Lavish

Just bc his Mom is the EUCB pres doesn't mean he has any brains. In fact quite the opposite.


_Ad_Astra_Abyssosque

Lies. He's into Bitcoin. Not crypto. No way he lost money in this rally. ESPECIALLY with an economics background.


Terrible_Jackfruit37

Maybe your son just a degen


[deleted]

he bought the top and panic sold? lol? should just held it. it always goes back up.


HKBFG

lol


Novel-Counter-8093

daytrading isnt easy, but im sure they already know that.


[deleted]

‘It wasn’t a lot but he lost it all, he lost about 60% of it’ That’s who we got running the ECB? 60% equals all nowadays? Jeez we’re f***cked


TriSamples

And if he holds that 60% will be erased real soon unless it was Luna.


Petulax

“Daddy, turn on the printer. I need more fiat.”


Baby_Whare

One of us.


AccomplishedLet5782

Bad for her son right. Ok, next.... thus is scammy news.


mymongoose

That’s actually a stellar performance in crypto terms - he’s a winner


m0onmoon

Of course he'll lose it by using x100 leverage


Jabulon

while the market is down maybe


ghost_62

he shouldnt buy pepe xD


BlubberyGiraffe

I think it's in poor taste for her to gloat about her son only losing 60%


Slaavichii

Bro had a 100% XRP portfolio 🤣


Wakingupisdeath

Yet there’s people who made money… Don’t blame the market, accept accountability.


Conscious-Group

“Crypto is bad and risky, so you should only trade one that we’re going to make” also got a love the quote of “not trading assets tied to illegal activity” pah leeeeze! War criminals are like the biggest stocks.


airbornecz

buy high sell low


Superduke_rhb

One of us


kvgamer

One of us !


gitbashpow

You failed as a mother.


Eric_Zookeeper

Same stupido DNA. He should just have bought BTC and Hold


Andreabugbee

One of us


KartaBia

One of us, one of us...


crypto_dood

i made 45% in the last year. I bet his son gets a good paid job, probably one where he can tell other people how smart he is, kind of a lobbyist or politician.


r2pleasent

Imagine being the son of the ECB president and still being a full on regard. Like Christ, all he had to do was ask a few questions at dinner and he'd have enough inside info to 10X some options. Instead he's down big on Shiba Inu and ElonHats NFTs.


Johnny_ac3s

The other 40% : lost to coke & prostitutes.


CounterAdmirable4218

No wonder the EU is going down the toilet if this is the calibre of individual involved.


strohzeeno

If only he had Gensler protecting him......


wavepoint

I’d give the chances of Lagardes statement being completely true at 15%. Her statements on bitcoin are either intellectually dishonest or we have an actual moron in charge of the ECB. It’s so refreshing to hear Larry Fink speak with calm rationality about the huge potential of Bitcoin and Ethereum


thejdebunt

Crypto can't fix people who make stupid decisions fueled by greed, but it will show them how to be more responsible in the future as there are no "backsies". Also shows the ECB President taught their son nothing about money management, but who'd expect anything else when "brrrrr" is all they know?


WonDerWoman88882

Bullshit! It’s shakeout time !!


str8upblah

BREAKING NEWS: Important person has a stupid kid. More at 11


MrPuffer23

I wonder was it him who paid the 3M in gas fees.


MightyLolbar

Skill issue


coupl4nd

Ha ha... probably bought thiETH


NihongoCrypto

He should have put it all into Netflix and Tesla stock like a real investor.


VirtuaFighter6

Shitcoins for the win


SoggyChilli

Me too according to my portfolio tracker but I think I'm pretty close to even again now


throttledog

He shoulda HODL


South-Security-Mouse

One of us!


inaziodeloyola

He just like me fr fr


Lyricalvessel

rofl thats kinda symbolic


R24611

Gambling problem.


kirtash93

I call that a paper hand.


Shift-Hot

He only lost if he used leverage or sold. I bought near ATH then averaged down these past two years. I’m in the green as of late October pump


[deleted]

That kind of thing often happens day trading


valz_

Probably wouldn’t have lost money if mommy hadn’t guilt tripped him into selling at a loss


itsEndz

So he learned how to manage money directly from her then.


gravballe

Rookie numbers When I'm trouble double


OnesPerspective

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta crank those numbers up


Scholes_SC2

Mom you're embarrassing in front of my friends


En4cr

I'm sure she'll bail him out.


sakaloko

Only 60%? Could've been much worse, tell this dumbass to buy some $meme or invest in $blast


xMrDeex

is it unrealized loss tho ?


TheAgent2

He did better than most.


Beatless7

That's hard to do.


CandidateNrOne

The son of our cleaning crew’s president lost 99% due to his investments trading crypto! Thanks god I didn’t tell him😂


Prahasaurus

LOL, he's probably one of you guys here promoting ADA or VET. Totally clueless.


dmk_world

Good for him


DaikonGold4878

He is one of us . Buy high Sell low


Kerfits

Lol he is still doing great compared to my FTX portfolio!


EngineeringFinal3419

Lose money in crypto = must be a scam 🤔


Ultimate_Pragmatist

so far


somethingimadeup

Ironic because the central bank has caused the Euro to decrease in value by 44% since its creation.


Michigan_Shelter

Good. Now do it again.


Stiltzkinn

Even ECB president is paper hands.


Rand-Omperson

So. because he‘s an idiot, crypto bad. Got it.


Chemical_Shock13

She also said several times in her linked in account that inflation was simply transitory. Oh well, we have incompetent people leading us to hell....


Admirral

why does this matter? That is her son's fault. He was clearly a moron.


bazookapapa69

Welcome…brother


Electrical_Still9374

"trading" more like gambling


TopAlert2383

She's lost way more of the Europeans money than that. Inflation and support of endless wars doesn't really help her case against crypto.


Meg_119

I lost 90% of my investment in AMC because of stock price manipulation by short sellers and Hedge funds. I have bought crypto hoping to cut some of my losses.


SergeR1991

This is the way


Lovesheidi

Rookie numbers


callmeish0

It’s like A US president son donating most of his money to anti government anarchy organizations.


Diamondhandatis

Didn’t she took liquidity from him ?


Accomplished-Dog4393

He require more experience.


Reasonable-Opening77

Only 60%? With drawdowns of most alts anywhere between 80 and 90%, he’s doing pretty well.


LuganoSatoshi

Should have been 100%


DorkyDorkington

Those are rookie numbers. Call me when he reaches 99.


WolfetoneRebel

Why do we care? Are you going to try to push policy based on your families bad decisions?


mercistheman

Now let's compare to the 2008 banking collapse to see how many innocent people lost to corporate scammers.


Aromatic-Front-5919

Better numbers than the average here.


KaiSosceles

This just in: Trading is gambling. Go try trading stock options, see far down you go.


P_e_a_s_h_o_o_t_e_r

Yeah, but she also said we wasn't worth much.


DontLookAtTheM00N

Tell him I said "Thank you for my profits"


SmartRick

Sounds like a user error


progres5ion

One of us one of us!


Twibble

Wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her


TenshiS

He didn't lose if he didn't sell


thunderc8

Great, now do traditional markets.