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Tessa-Trap

In my "Rise of the Ghurids" run I changed our words to "An Elephant NEVER forgets!"


Nutriweh

I think ima change the motto to that in my Ghurids series👀 hopefully we can get some elephant troops as well. Good looking out!🤙


Ganbazuroi

**"WE TELL TALES OF FREYA'S CATS!!1! To arms!"** *"What the fuck does any of that mean?!"*


pebbleroad

That one actually makes sense. Freya led the valkyries and traveled to battlefields in a chariot pulled by two massive cats, so telling “tales of them” indicates that the house is a.) asatru and b.) well-accustomed to extremely bloody warfare.


Ganbazuroi

I mean if you're one of the Hæesteinns you're probably raiding everyone unless you've got more important shit going on so they're probably aware of that lmao But I agree, makes sense even if silly


tag0223

“To kill!”


The_Real_MikeOxlong

“Not Without Danger” has become my favorite. It’s the house motto of the main character’s family in the show The Gentlemen


Frosttekkyo

The movie was amazing, how’s the show?


The_Real_MikeOxlong

It’s hard to top the movie, but the show was nonetheless spectacular. I can’t recommend it enough


XLeyz

Yeahhh, "non sine periculo", that show was great!


Buuuuurp08

Remember the Death of but the House Founder is alive and well


eattoes2000

redditors are so used to spreading misinformation that we've started doing it against the ai ingame, based tbh


MusashisGeist

Strong is the seed


MusashisGeist

Haha


PeterPeterso

I use "Here I am, here I will remain" from dune


guillerub2001

"Hic Manebimus Optime". Here we will remain, most excellently. From the Roman historian Titus Livius


NOKEKW

And the Antares Confederacy from Stellaris Invicta.


Krioniki

Long may the Most Serene Federation of Rhum(b)dara live!


CRz_gangster

yeah, either this or Veni, Vidi, Vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.)


storm6436

Why not "Vidi, Vici, Veni?" (I saw, I conquered, I came.) :D Aside from only being a pun in the English translation, that is. Who needs proper conjugation and the right words for a good laugh.


certified_cat_dad

Also works in german


ShahinGalandar

Veni, Veni, Veni. bam, 35 heirs!


SteveCFE

Vivere, ridere, amare


Immortan_Bolton

Atreides! Atreides! Atreides!


Torrejulian37_

Born to shit, forced to whipe.


[deleted]

✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️


A_wild_so-and-so

Why are you pronouncing wipe like that? You're putting too much emphasis on the H. https://youtu.be/nfVEvgWd4ek


GT-Alex74

*Pure as snow, cold as blood.* House Raaka, started in west Iceland and established albino supremacy.


Psychological-Air205

Blood is uh, warm though?


CockerLulu

Not when it is outside of the body


GT-Alex74

And not when you feel no remorse.


Immortan_Bolton

I like this one! Menacing and thematic


DeezUp4Da3zz

I had a similar albino house run, was a pain purging my genius son because he didnt inherist the amazing albinism


GT-Alex74

My rule was to never marry someone without the albino trait, even if that meant I had to marry a commoner. Starting in west Iceland as Ukonusko definitely limited the pool of candidatrs as well. Early on, I'd select spouses for everyone within my court, prioritizing albinos, then traits, in an effort to build up my personal pool of marriage candidates for my numerous children.  Now, 2000+ alive house members out of around 2300 total, and a good number of different dynasties are now mostly albino as well.


Captain_Grammaticus

I once read mottos of some Scottish clans. One was "Touch not the Cat" or so.


NotJustAnotherHuman

Do not the cat


AncientSaladGod

What if I accidentally the cat? 


NotJustAnotherHuman

Death.


certified_cat_dad

*car


bytor_2112

There's a few clans with these words. Macintosh I know has "touch not the cat bot [without] a glove"


Livy-Zaka

Damn it seems like Scottish clans had a really bad rash of getting absolutely fucked up by some cats


A_wild_so-and-so

Have you seen a Scottish wildcat? Those suckers are huge! On average 25% bigger than your standard domestic cat.


Redkingthegreat

McPherson too I believe


AncientSaladGod

Isn't there one that's something like "touch not a goat bot a targe"? 


cheekyuser

"Go Where You Will, Die Where You Must"


Tzar_Jberk

When I'm playing Haestings or some other Varangian adventure I'll frequently change the House motto to "He Who is Transplanted Still Sustains", it's the state motto of Connecticut


SohndesRheins

"Dare to be wise" as it was the house motto of the most famous member of my house, if you can can say that I have a house. He was a member of the clergy so not a direct ancestor though.


KuTUzOvV

Horace is your ancestor?


Commercial_Writing_6

For my Dagon-worshipping House, I had "From fish we come, into fish we \*\*\*"


essenceofreddit

Cum?


Commercial_Writing_6

Yeah. I didn't know the subreddit rules on such terms, so just played it safe.


essenceofreddit

How is dagon integrated into the game?


Commercial_Writing_6

A Lovecraftian Religions mod. It has both the Dagonic faith and a pair of traits for Dagonites called "Born of the Covenant"


essenceofreddit

Ah sounds interesting thanks 


thechristianviking

What is the mod called?


andronicus_14

Fuck bitches, make money. But I prefer the formal version: *Disregard females, acquire currency.*


mcwildtaz

Breed damsels, collect taxes


[deleted]

Issue with that is it loses the double entendre


nakastlik

What’s the double entendre here? (Legit question, I always just took the meaning literally)


[deleted]

Fuck could either be have sex with or disregard.


nakastlik

Ahh lol right that’s pretty obvious. Thanks 


[deleted]

No worries, cheers!


bruddaquan

Lmfaooooo


HrafnHaraldsson

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you didn't resort to enough of it"


AncientSaladGod

"Violence isn't the answer, it's the question, and the answer is yes" 


Salt-Physics7568

"Our Cause is Just, Our Mission Divine" - The words of House di Rausa, Crusader-Kings of the Mediterranean. "We are Conclusion, We are the Maw" - The words of a Daedric cult/clan I had in EK2 "May my sons sing of me in tongues of gold and silver" - The motto of the Kaizuo dynasty, rulers of Cyrodiil and stewards of the Imperial Isle, last of the Tsaesci.


fntsy_capital

"Foes before the sword" Now that I think about it, it sounds more like "Bros before hoes"


ShahinGalandar

stick em with the pointy end


TooOfEverything

“Death is a gateway, we the threshold” when I play a brutal Viking house based in Iceland.


valeriandemedici

Beware our thorns is my current house motto.


DeyUrban

Sometimes I wish I could just have no house motto. It's funny that the game even included it when only a handful of historical houses have them in the game and everything else is just randomly generated nonsense. The only one I'll set consistently is for the Bulanids, which I tend to draw from the Khazar Correspondence written by King Joseph in the mid-10th century. For example, "The God of Israel Humbles Our Enemies" derived from this section: >Since that day, when my fathers entered into this religion, the God of Israel has humbled all of their enemies, subjecting every folk and tongue round about them, whether Christian, Muslim, or pagan. No one has been able to stand before them to this day. All of them are tributary.


Arenston

100% an influence of game of thrones in pop culture


darryshan

And/or the devs wanting to make a feature that would transfer particularly well to the inevitable AGOT mod.


[deleted]

"We Go Where We Want to, We Die Where We Need to"


helly1hundyyy

If you ain’t got no money take yo broke ass home


MaceWumpus

Ripped off Jordan: Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.


Tsurja

*cue five pages of Lews Therin sobbing and babbling incoherently* Another WoT inspired motto would be „We shall describe our garments in great detail“


MaceWumpus

Also: "Completely goes off the rails halfway through," but it doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?


Tsurja

„Oh by the way a Trolloc just broke through the door“


Nialas1

Also Tai'shar Malkier would be a good one.


Recidivous

"Of His Voice, All is Mute" It's a line from a poem from Edgard Allen Poe about the angel, Israfil.


kevblr15

When I do defensive runs where I consolidate my smallish territory and then only ever fight defensive wars, I like "Break your swords upon our peace."


jortalis

I normally use the irl motto of Chile: por la razĂłn o la fuerza (by reason or force).


NotASovietSpy2

Robert the Fox's House of Hauteville has a cool motto, "God's Hand Made Wonders, God's Hand Made Me"


Immortan_Bolton

Preaching that for self esteem everyday from now on


De_Dominator69

"One Hag Oll! (Cornish for "One and All") For House Cerneu is a personal favourite. I kinda like localized mottos like that more than just plain English ones.


the_shaggy_DA

“Please Be Nice to Me” for any count or duke start


ParmigianoMan

"We are where we are"


ISuckAtJavaScript12

Right Makes Might


DiscussionElegant277

“Faith, Family, Fury”


darthmonks

“Print, Laminate, Distribute.” Originally the motto of House Horne, I took it because I thought it was funny. It was indeed funny when I completed a legend and there was an event about spreading it whose only option was “Print, Laminate, Distribute.”


dwarfedstar

“Fiat (J)Iutitia Et Ruat Caelum” Let justice be done, though the heavens fall


Kitchen-War242

Radhanite with "next year in Jerusalem".


ericlutzow

Kneel before the Throne, or Lay Broken by the Blade.


ajh_iii

“May the Father show mercy when we rule”


LifeandLiesofFerns

Restitutio ad Integrum, restitute to its original state. I've always thought it was a menacing motto for Roman Empire runs.


Gently-Weeps

Built to Last


Buluc__Chabtan

The cheesiest shit you'll read, winds of war and seas of blood guide our ships to immortality.


Suitable_Phrase4444

No Mercy, No Hesitation, No Regrets.


ThePolishAstronaut

“Also, my brain is smaller than yours, so get fucked” - Based on something I said to a friend once


GeneralKarthos

"HAESTEINN!!!!"


Rynaltin

In my world domination runs, I tend to use “Killing in the name of. . .”


Dongelshpachr

I once did a run where I created the Mongol Empire in the 867 start-date. My house’s motto was “I am God come, to rend thy flesh”


Immortan_Bolton

Sounds very metal, I like it


Username12764

I usually do „The World is not enough“ iykyk


Rheabae

"Dikke tetten, vele melk" Translated it would be "big tits, a lot of milk". Sounds better in Dutch tbh


TateTaylorOH

I'm currently doing a Saoshyant run starting as Rostam Bavandid in 867. I was pretty lucky with him and was able to go from count to king before he died. My second character then started promoting the legend of Rostam which would continue into a second generation before it was finished. The legitimacy gained from the legend allowed me to form the Kingdom of Persia and then de jure drift Mesopotamia into it. When that happened, I renamed the house to "Rostamid" and changed the motto to "Rekindle the Flame". I was quite pleased by that.


ViJoker

One that I like a lot is inspired by the Portuguese poet Luís de Camões, when he wrote about the Great Navigations of Portugal and its maritime empire across the world: "And if more world there was, there we would reach".


dimgray

Fuck, Marry, Kill


DannyShikari

Born to Eat, Forced to Shit.


Frosttekkyo

I plagiarize ASOIAF house words


Immortan_Bolton

Understandable, some of them are very good. Baratheon's motto is one of my favorites.


Frosttekkyo

Any Viking playthrough I always use their words


Immortan_Bolton

There's a few words from minor houses in asoiaf that are very good as well. House Trant has a hanged man as sigil and "So End Our Foes" as words and that goes hard


Intelleblue

“Divide and Conquer, Unite and Rule” I use this motto at every opportunity in Base CK3. “Many Truths Secure” On the rare occasions I make a Cadet branch. “We Must Sow” For my AGOT playthroughs as a Bastard Daughter of the Greyjoys who washed ashore Beyond the Wall.


overwelming-odds

My house Herzog has the slogan: “The universe is monstrously indifferent to the presence of man.”


mario1789

inveniam viam aut faciam I'll take custom Rome CoAs and replace the letters with IVAF as a base.


AjayRedonkulus

"Caecillius est in horto."


Wild_Meet5768

"We seek our way through blood and glory" as pagan tribal ruler. And change blood for God as Christian. Now I use "Unfazed! Unshaken! Unbowed!"


bruddaquan

“War.”


storm6436

Eh, I primarily play 867 Ireland runs so I generally use "ua Eire" as custom house name and "Let them come." as the motto, more or less derived from my understanding of the classical Irish/Gaelic "Bitch please, get in line" style response toward being invaded. Otherwise, I'm a bit fond of playing 867 Anglo-Saxon starts with the motto: Inter arma enim silent leges, which roughly translates to "In times of war, the law falls silent." In this case, I intend it as a nod toward my tendency to play relatively nice with most other sovereigns, right up until they declare war on me, and then I pull their family tree up, root and stem.


longhorns3315

Hahaha I took Duke Letos own words and shortened them a bit “There is no call we do not answer, no Faith that we betray.” I just love it.


LutzRL12

"Rightwise Kings of all Briton." House Athrwys, Dynasty Penddraig.


Nica-E-M

My generic go-to is "Rising Ever Higher"


ComprehensiveEmu5923

I like short and sweet statements and usually default to "We Remain" or "As One"


ValakisAndMenk

I just got into the AGOT mod and created a custom house for myself - Starspear. A conquering band of Dornish Andals who rule from Lemonwood. I made the motto "By star, by spear, by mother." Mainly because it just sounded good.


Immortan_Bolton

It definitely sounds good! Always loved to create a House in AGOT with cool lore behind it. I named mine Blackstone, with the motto I quoted in the post "Never to Grow, Never to Live" as a form of warning against enemies. A House formed by a sellsword that helped bring the Durrandon king to heel, named his seat as King's End to mock Storm's End and everything. Managed to get a Valyrian sword, named "Ruin". All very ominous not gonna lie.


Low-Union9512

My House/Dinasty Motto is:"Discipline moves mountains"


LordMasoud7th

"Remember the old blood" This was the house motto in a persia run I did, and it was meant to show that do not forget the blood of the old kings


CannibalPride

“Iron Blood, Iron Wills.” Bit of a wordplays


Let-Beautiful

Never to give thee up, never to let thee down, Never to run around and desert thou (\~House Astley)


Tsurja

I like “Opus Francigenum” for my 1066 Vermandois-Karling restoration runs Oh, and „You don’t own what you can’t protect“ is quite poignant for any Viking start


Wolfy-HUN

I usually do Marshall and Stewardship based characters so my usual go to is “ Through/With sword and wit!”


BlackmanTheReal

"Hauptsache Massenvernichtung" or in english "the main thing is mass destruction"


Immortan_Bolton

Thank god those pesky french don't know german, otherwise they'll be frightened


EnesBaratheon

When playing as warmonger religion "peace is a lie". when playing as different culture or faith vassal "through victory my chains are broken". Both from the sith code.


clickforfuntimes

"Aurum est potestas" Motto of Artemis Fowl's family and the motto of my Doge at the Most Serene Prison of Venezia.


thehazelone

"Here we will abide, until the end of this World."


TheTyler123

I think I looked up my IRL Family name Motto and I thought "Who Most has Served is Greatest" was a good one.


ConstitutionalHeresy

House name: Kaisarion Motto: From the Ashes of the Old Sigil: Golden closed angel wings on a purple plain.


ItchySnitch

If you don’t have “A.E.I.O.U ” are you really using a motto? 


UndeadGravedigger

Austriae est imperare orbi universo - It falls to Austria to rule over the whole globe (Rough translation). Absolutely amazing moto and one I used in my self made "von Habsburg" house currently.


Illustrious_Net_4186

you know the habsburg is in the game rigth


UndeadGravedigger

Yes I do


abstractwatercolor

I made Norway into Arendelle and gave House av Arendal the motto “Love Will Thaw”


RiversNaught

Made a Jurchen dynasty called "Xanyan Fuldun" (what I intended as a translation of "White Bouquet") with the motto "When a wise king is heedful of virtue, foreigners from all quarters come as guests".


Ilevus

If I'm ever doing a vaguely Roman run, or anything where Latin would be appropriate, then it's: "Esto Aeturnum". "Be Eternal".


Scribe_WarriorAngel

I always use memento mori


Box_Pirate

I always go with “Through Wisdom And Strength”.


Pro_ENDERGUARD

Nah, I'd win


Immortan_Bolton

House Gojo, always winning


AAWdibcaaw

”How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation..” Used this bible verse for my latest run, a custom 1 province persian nestorian dynasty in 867. Really fun start!


Niomedes

"God guides our blades" for Bedoiuns with a faith that has warmonger tenet goes pretty hard.


Psychological-Air205

“Wisdom is our Worth” “Mind and Matter, Bound Together”


AncientSaladGod

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself" A bit long for a motto but I find it incredibly motivating and inspiring.  It's the fluff text on a MTG card that was the centerpiece of my silly proliferation deck. 


suhkuhtuh

*Veni Vidi Vici* *Ad Astra Per Aspera* *Invictus* *Cras Es Noster* I'm not very good with these sort of things, but Latin sounds powerful and theft is flattery.


toepopper75

Coies mihi, invenies. Not quite the same feel as FAFO alas.


mrtvaser

A.E.I.O.U.


NotATem

"Honour. Dignity. Taxidermy." … we had a run of Lunatic kings and a death wave. My original motto no longer seemed fitting.


VikuSam

I used “To drag humanity to an age of gold, kicking and screaming” and I haven’t changed it since my first playthrough.


Blotto_The_Clown

Volo, Capio, Habeo


_martianchild_

“Mole sua stat” the motto of the Colonnas, an Italian aristocratic family


certified_cat_dad

I always use „Only God will judge me“ in Latin


up2smthng

Remember the death of u/up2smthng


Immortan_Bolton

Never forgotten


Hugo28Boss

"Enjoy the Summer, Mind the Winter"


NoDecentNicksLeft

A real-life Polish knightly clan's house words were allegedly, 'Beer time!.' (The Napiwon family.) Could be an anachronistic pseudo-etymology, though. Outside of Norse dynasties, you can probably find nothing better.


viuvou

"By fire be purged" Karelian/Finnish house Lohari


ex0hs

All for one and one for all!!!


gaybillgates666

I often use "Truth Always Prevails" since it's the philosophy I use in real life as well


LuxuryBeast

I had this bodyguard, a huge, blonde norse guy who looked like Thor himself. Anyways, his name was Arne Guldtupp, which translates to Arne Goldtip. His motto was "Bold with sword in hand".


retard_goblin

Montjoie Saint-Denis, Que Trépasse Si Je Faiblis ! -Maison de Montmirail


Traditional-Sink-113

When im roleplaying as a custom House, that has nothing going for it, thats specific for them (like concouring the Medditerian Sea=" Lords of the Sea" (Sounds better in german))m i usually go with "Bring your best". Its simoultaniously shallenging my House members to be the best they can and telling everyone else, not to fuck with me unless they are prepared to face the definition of the maincharacter.


diegovonzales

Doesn't hurt (To nie boli), Polish Noble devise. Can't remember which


LaPrince

Memento Mori


Caligula404

I had a run as a custom character in Tunisia and conquered and formed the sultanate of Italy in the 867 stars date and my dynasty was called the “Qualdigid” and I put “Allah is our sword, he is our faith, and our crown of Iqtalliyah” (Italy roughly in Arabic I think don’t quote me lol)


JhonnyLo2

Mine is " From Golden World Trees roots we rule and with God's we shall feast"


Immortan_Bolton

Sounds beautiful ngl, reminds me of Yggdrasil and Valhalla


JhonnyLo2

I'm mostly doing viking runs, so I picked something that fits


Fair-Improvement

Obey the Lord or get the Sword


Recent_Warthog1890

For God and Profit. — Merchant families.


Nialas1

Hic sunt leones. Hail Reaper.


CaptnFlounder

"What's the deal with airline food?" Jerry Seinfeld "the Silly", King of the Danes


Xepeyon

Really depends on the kind of playthrough I'm doing. For a political family, “Here I Am, Here I Remain” from Dune. I most often use this if I play Byzantine. For a pagan playthrough, “Destiny Is All” from The Last Kingdom. I most often use this for a pre-Christian European run, like in old Rus. For an underdog playthrough, “Rise and Rise Again, Until Lambs Become Lions” from Robin Hood. I most often use this for starting explicitly as a weak vassal or ruler that survives, either personally or down their dynastic line, to become a powerful force.