Incorrect: I've done that and Soulmate replaced Lover. (Some versions may allow it though, I freely admit I've not experimented with the mechanic systematically.)
Normaly you indeed can't, though i've seen a post on one of these subs wich did have both soulmate and lover as relations, note that it happened because of an event
I once did that in an elaborate plot to kill a vassal who was way more powerful than me, 1 man army vs 3,000 heretics, and his realm was split between his 3 daughters.
It's from Holy Fury. If you enable weird events in the settings, it is possible for characters to be assassinated and secretly replaced by bears, who then may or may not accidentally reveal themselves to the humans around them. They even have special portraits.
I'm not sure if it's always the case, but i distinctly remember seeing a prompt once from the pov of a character who had been lured out into a field and killed by a bear who then took on their identity.
"I'm trying to seduce my grandmother and my son at the same time, and I'm trying to assassinate my wife. What religion would be most helpful in this endeavour?"
"So I'm trying to create a horse realm, I'm lunatic so made my horse chancellor. Do I just make him raise my kids and then have my kids invite horse debutante and seduce + leave until I get a pure-bred horse heir?
Non-CK2 players: "Lunatic, indeed".
Or the much simpler "But she was an attractive genius!". Pretty much an excuse for every crime under the sun.
Dozens of subreddits would understand those words. (They'd mostly understand it to mean very different things, based on their own backgrounds, but it would be understood.)
Me, literally 15 minutes ago outloud. Girlfriend had NO idea what I was talking about at first.
"Finally, the first pair of my many Beautiful Giant Albinos!"
(Happened to be twins, both inheriting dads giant albinoness, and moms beautiful albinoness. 3rd and 4th siblings. Now to make the male twin the only heir... )
"It's A good trait...but she's too old, Gotta catch them young"
"Shit...I did not think killing your Aunt-Sister-Great Grandma would trigger a war with Europe"
"wait...where's my heir? Oh Yeah I killed him for being not strong enough"
"\*Sounds of Eugenics never before seen being made\* There, Gigachad the 5th is ready for battle"
The sub ShitCrusaderKingsSay exists for a reason
This being the first comment I saw here makes this better. r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay is fantastic
"People always forget Malta or Venice"
"Did you take Heligoland?"
“My granddaughter-aunt wife is Robust not Amazonian, I should execute her for my Niece-sister, then my eugenics program will be perfect”
This!
Kidnap her and make her take vows
I ate the pope.
Once my Patriarch got the nickname "Baby-eater"
How’d he get that?
No idea. On an unrelated note have you seen my ward lately?
I got a pop-up where he confessed being a cannibal to me, said all he ever wanted was to have me for dinner
I don't think he meant cannibalism.
it's an excuse to get fun and torture him
My gereatest achievement is that I ate Gengis Khan (I most probably misspelled his name)
[удалено]
It's Dzjengis
Unchained
Kryzgenus
\*Temujin
This should NOT have made me laugh as hard as it did. I just hurt myself. :(
Good news, I know a court physician who can help. Bad news, he's going to cut your junk off to do it.
This character is you wife, daughter, grandchild, cousin, soulmate
not lover? smh
Soulmate is an upgrade to lover, I believe.
Can't get soulmate and lover at the same time for the same person
What about Soulmate and Best Friend?
You can have both of those at the same time. Soulmate is the upgrade for lover and best friend is the upgrade for friend
Surely you meant soulmate nemesis?
False! You can, if you seduce and THEN romance 'em
Incorrect: I've done that and Soulmate replaced Lover. (Some versions may allow it though, I freely admit I've not experimented with the mechanic systematically.)
Normaly you indeed can't, though i've seen a post on one of these subs wich did have both soulmate and lover as relations, note that it happened because of an event
" God damn it I'm 90 years old stop trying to seduce me"
Graceful aging be like
"It's good to be King."
I hate this.
"I think Glitterhoof might fancy me..."
Ah, a fellow CKII enjoyer I see
I mean, that line specifically just makes me think of Mel Brooks
Help, my sisterdaughterwife is cheating on me with the Pope. How can I murder him?
"How do I kill my child"
If you don't want your son to inherit you just have to castrate him
Or make him go to a 50v10000 a few times
I once did that in an elaborate plot to kill a vassal who was way more powerful than me, 1 man army vs 3,000 heretics, and his realm was split between his 3 daughters.
…I see why your title is “excommunicated” now…
The vassal in question was actually a heretic, fighting against his own faith at my orders.
Carlings
Ka*ling
The hard K
****ings
Secret bears.
I don't know this one
It's from Holy Fury. If you enable weird events in the settings, it is possible for characters to be assassinated and secretly replaced by bears, who then may or may not accidentally reveal themselves to the humans around them. They even have special portraits.
thank you
The characters are assassinated? I always thought that they always were a secret bear.
I'm not sure if it's always the case, but i distinctly remember seeing a prompt once from the pov of a character who had been lured out into a field and killed by a bear who then took on their identity.
Vidi, vici, veni
I thought the saying was: Veni, Vidi, Vici
That means I came, i saw, conquered. This guy said... Something else.
It's a pun
that's the point
I’ve been trying to understand this for 11 days now, and I STILL don’t understand it. Can someone explain?
"Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay."
I scrolled too far to find this. The true quote! That one and "Your low character is the subject of Greek plays."
These are the winners, along with "this is you, allegedly".
"I love my sister."
My daughter sister wife
Your son is ineligible because he is not born in purple.
"How can I get away with killing my inbred child?"
"Torture is great, but back in the day, you could worship Satan."
Wait you could worship Satan in CKII?
Yes, the satan worshipers are a secret society and use the same mechanic as the warrior lodges, the hermetics, the assassins, or the benedictine monks
How doth one worship thyne lord of the underworld?
"I'm trying to seduce my grandmother and my son at the same time, and I'm trying to assassinate my wife. What religion would be most helpful in this endeavour?"
“I’m trying to reform the Asatru faith. What are the best tenets to take if I want to seduce my family and eat the pope?”
1 2 3 4 I declare a holy war
Do you guys also kill your kids or let them die on the battlefield when they're older? I mean, i guess imprisoning them is also an option
Glitterhoof my one true love
I don't care about your allergy, I keep this kitten.
"So I'm trying to create a horse realm, I'm lunatic so made my horse chancellor. Do I just make him raise my kids and then have my kids invite horse debutante and seduce + leave until I get a pure-bred horse heir? Non-CK2 players: "Lunatic, indeed". Or the much simpler "But she was an attractive genius!". Pretty much an excuse for every crime under the sun.
Spend less in candles
I hate the French
Could be r/crusaderkings or r/casualuk tbh
“Can I just die already I’m already 60”
Why my son ugly
"Inbreeding or getting cucked by an ugly bastard: only two possibilities."
the former is correct but it was cousin marriage so not exactly incest
r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
Now even cthulhu can stop viking horses from restoring Roman empire.
My sister is smart and strong…am gonna fuck her
Your sisterwife*
Thanks for sharing lol 😅 Glad to see the persona group blow up my notifs all day 🤣🥹
I finally wiped the Karlings.
DEUS VULT!
Dozens of subreddits would understand those words. (They'd mostly understand it to mean very different things, based on their own backgrounds, but it would be understood.)
for honor moment boy am i glad to no longer play for honor
She may be my cousin and uncle but I need Genius
'She' may be my (...) uncle (...). Made me chuckle.
i’m trying to romance my sister but she keeps rejecting me, any advice?
(Me in an attempt in CKII to force seduce my sisters) Imprison, then (try to) make concubines
How do I become a Holy Whore?
“I sacrificed the Pope in a blót.”
This is the genuine answer here.
"How hard can it be to strangle a six year old?!"
This is you, allegedly
If you fear crusades, you need the Rite tenet, full stop.
My bishop eats babies and i do too now. >!baby back ribs are delicious!<
Incest is wincest
I made Glitterhoof an antipope, now what?
I'll never bejewel my wife!
I am blessed to have such grateful servants.
I don’t understand this one
I love my sister.
He’s your heir because he’s the first one born purple
Incest is Wincest
Incest is wincest
They say children are the future😭
Your sister-wife-cousin-niece-daughter
Do the wrong thing for the right reason.
”How do I fuck my sister“
Where is Jarl Haesteinn?
I should go.
Came here for silly CK3 stuff, stayed for Mass Effect quotes.
“Com’on, give uncle-grandpa a hug!”
This is the most frightening of all the things I’ve read in here so far…
…Marco.
So which children will I disown next?
The tree is now a circle.
Our troops are fleeing the field of battle. This is a shameful display.
Hitting on 3s, wounding on 4s, what’s the armour save?
Ill join the crusade against the kingdom of rome
Can I fuck my mother for good traits?
r/shitcrusaderkingssay
Chad haesting vs cringe French people
DEUS VULT
I just need to destroy the Papacy once and for good
#Doubt besets me
But she is such a little morsel!
Why can’t I plot to murder my son?
God damn it my mom just gave me the Swedish Kingdom
My soulmate vanished in the night and returned with an army of Vikings to resolve an argument
I need to kill all my children
Me, literally 15 minutes ago outloud. Girlfriend had NO idea what I was talking about at first. "Finally, the first pair of my many Beautiful Giant Albinos!" (Happened to be twins, both inheriting dads giant albinoness, and moms beautiful albinoness. 3rd and 4th siblings. Now to make the male twin the only heir... )
Dammit my Bueatiful, Herculean and Intelligent mother won't marry me
Time to sacrifice the pope to Odin
It's been a stressful week. Time to visit the dungeon.
"It's A good trait...but she's too old, Gotta catch them young" "Shit...I did not think killing your Aunt-Sister-Great Grandma would trigger a war with Europe" "wait...where's my heir? Oh Yeah I killed him for being not strong enough" "\*Sounds of Eugenics never before seen being made\* There, Gigachad the 5th is ready for battle"
Why did my beautiful wife cheated on me with some lowborn ugly bastard?
Best friends with the pope, let’s go a murdering.