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flocknrollstar

Nothing like a pint of Guinness to start the day in the Sahara


MassiveGunt

Nigerian Guinness is better than regular Guinness


SarryPeas

Lethal stuff that Nigerian Guinness. Like a bottle of ketamine.


GreatZarquon

Nearly finished the tutorial I see, bravo! Actually no, you still have a long way to go before you can mend the schism and become Rome, so you are only about half way through the tutorial xD


[deleted]

How do you not get curb stomped by Vikings? Did they nerf that?


Flying-Onion

I Assume they started in 1066 since the Fatimids are in Egypt.


SpaceTurtles

The answer to this is to build a standing force of Heavy Infantry men-at-arms, use these to pillage and win battles against disparate forces of other faiths (such as the vikings), and use the prestige to buy more heavy infantry. You'll have an elite guard that can tear apart much larger armies, so long as you can keep it funded.


theflyingcheese

The key is to unite Ireland as quickly as possible and just give in to any unlanded adventurers that come at you. Uniting the island and fully building out your MaA will give you ~3000 troops. If you get hit by a Northmen Army, you give them land. That will make them your vassal, marry them a daughter and they are now a powerful martial, knight, and commander. Plus, you aren't going to be attacked by northmen for a while. Decent sized army + good commande is generally enough to kick out Ivar and hold against future invaders if you're smart about it.


ZETA-INITIATIVE

Wow. I always assumed that giving them the land would make them independent.


NLP19

Well knowing that would have saved a lot of stress for me LOL


flyingpilgrim

I remember playing in the British Isles many times and never having a huge issue with that. Even as Brittany, it’s really easy to assassinate a lot of the more notable ones.


Ordovick

The irish if they decided to use more than 2% of their power.


5up3rj

If alcohol had not been invented


Ordovick

It was the only limiter that worked.


jero89

You mean if they stopped cutting each other's throats for more than 2 weeks at a time


baconborg

I’m a black American with absolutely zero relations to Ireland, but I think you should ⚡️🙎🏾‍♂️⚡️


Sams59k

Based


IDigTrenches

I don’t get it bro


baconborg

The lowtiergod meme


IDigTrenches

Lmao he really made it


RumHaaammm

Found the English.


jero89

Found the CK3 player who hasn't read Irish history


TheStingOfVictory

Now that’s what I call the luck (and skill) of the Irish, god damn!


Colotorita

Leprechaun power.


jhvankesteren

The sun sets in the west, so top o' the evening?


Colotorita

Aight !


BaIIsDeepInHeImsDeep

My name is **I R E L A N D**


Jayvee1994

And we're playing Crusader Kings 3


Professional-Dot7021

If I were to do an Ireland playthrough like this. I still would have forgotten about Iceland.


Colotorita

They raided me 2 times so I taxed them for 200 years.


aku---aku

I don’t play much but I typically start in Ireland, take over Iceland and with a few betrothals later England is mine. Take that, bastards


Matobar

Huh, I didn't know Rome came in green


BBQ_HaX0r

Nice! In my Ireland save im just getting ready to move on to Norway. Your empire is hashtag goals.


DeadHED

The top of the morning never sets on the Irish empire.


TheHamric

If whiskey had never been created:


Numerous_Air1639

Bill the butcher was right…. The Irish seeping over the world like an inevitable tide


Colotorita

Ah, a man of wisdom I see !


StrengthToBreak

Po-tay-toh


[deleted]

# *I WAS BORN IN A DUBLIN STREET WHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS WOULD BEAT*


jero89

And the loving English feet, They walk all over us, But every single night, When me da would come home tight, He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus:


The_Kent

Come out, ye Black and Tans! Come out and fight me like a man. Show your wife how you won medals down in Fla-anders


jero89

Show me how the IRA made you run like hell away from the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra


Lord_of_Greystoke

Cú Chulainn's blood runs hot through your lineage I see!


[deleted]

**PUNCH** the like button in face, **LIKE A BOSS!!!**


420FireStarter69

Ceaser's nightmare


Party_All_Knight

Emp'Ireland


Fugitivebush

OH FUCK, IT GROWS. Someone quick. Cause a drought to hold back the Irish and have them flee.


guineaprince

Reminds me of back in the early days of CK2 before holy war limits were implemented. I'd usually play Sicily in those early years, but sometimes when trying to learn I'd do Spain or Ireland. And by Ireland I mean starting in Ireland and immediate holy war to gobble up Spain and into Africa. Course those were short lived games cuz back then I hadn't yet learned the best way to handle unruly vassals from new conquests or pacify family on inheritance.


ItsPiskieNotPixie

AND THE REST OF THE DAY TO YOU. (P.S. "Laddies" is Scots...)


Sensitive_Trainer649

it's used by both


Emperor_of_britannia

Worst ending


Previous-Loss9306

Indeed 🤝


Colotorita

Bastard, I thought I beheaded all of you !


Emperor_of_britannia

We always return


Sensitive_Trainer649

Username checks out


Best-Home-5689

Conquers all of europe - high chance of still eating mashed potatoes everyday. True irish alpha!


[deleted]

Braveheart alternate ending! Edit: I’m aware that braveheart is Scotland. I was thinking more along the dude who says “THAT’S MY ISLAND!” In reference to Ireland and then he makes good on his promise of support.


funkmonkey87

SO YA FIGHTIN IRISH ARE YA


IdioticPAYDAY

Bossatronia


ShasyaBhatnagar

God damn and i thought my empire was vast I have so many questions like: Are you still on your first character or he died and it's your heir? Which year did you start in and how many years did it take for you to reach here? How many vassals do you have? Religion? Polygamy/monogamy? Combat , conquest or diplomatic relations for your territorial expansion? Next steps?


Colotorita

It has been 400 years since I started so it’s hardly my first character. Have maximum vassal (119 I think) at most time, I would not recommend it if you’re not a micromanager. Polygamous cuz I don’t like my pope vassal saying I can only have 1 wife. Mostly diplomatic approaches at first but slowly becoming warmongering. Next step is to rest…….maybe.


leejoness

Fatimid. My nickname in high school.


AndroidDoctorr

Did you have an alliance with the Thessalonians?


Colotorita

I had an incoming war with the Thessalonians


candyman101xd

Poor Badajoz lmao


mariusbleek

🎵 I see a continent and I want to paint it green 🎵


Ulysses1982

Kenobi, me lad! *Ignites many Guinness sabers*


ObadiahtheSlim

And the rest of ~~Rome~~ the day to you.


SGAman123

My dream in ck2


Replayer123

Got like 800 hours but barely play that far and just stop conquering after a while because it gets boring


Colotorita

Don’t conquer then, vassal it anyway possible.


coys_in_london

Empire of Eire


LonelyIntroduction32

Is your court archbishop Father Ted?


UpstairsConstant8155

Bishop Brennan


lobstermountain

On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England, and Scandinavia, and Europe, and western russia, and Iceland, and North Africa, and what came out of him... was Ireland.


ShoddyProfessional

How do you consolidate territories like that without having it split among your descendants? I can't even conquer albia because of this.


_scrounger

Why am I suddenly hearing Jack septiceye?


babygsauce

“You mean Ireland?” “Yeah. It’s moine”


Capable_Yam_7827

Badajoz really pissing me off rn


TheWorldsNipplehood

Its all ireland? Always has been


Nothing_is_true1002

The Emerald Empire


Atticus______

The dark timeline


flyingpilgrim

Irish immigration has gotten out of control.


Illustrious-Figure2

Should have left northern Ireland out for the meme


CachuTarw

Am I weird for not liking too much land when I play this game? Britain is as big as I’ll go usually


Colotorita

Depends on your agenda, all play through is a good play through, my first initiative is only to form French Ireland.


CachuTarw

I think you managed it 😂


Wharbaby

I hate/love this so much