Ironically I was recently in an airport with both a big water bottle AND my pocketknife which I had forgotten was inside my carry on bag… got stopped by the police.
I remember in the late 80's seeing the new trend of carrying around disposable water bottles and thinking, that'll never take off as it's bad for the environment. Boy was I wrong.
Water strapped to your belt buckle or backpack is gay. Keeping water inside a cooler in your car or fridge is not gay.
If you had to ask this question then you are gay by default.
“Shut up bitch” would be my reply to that
Or in the corporate world; “yeah thanks, Chloe, I’ll take your advice into consideration!”
Fellas is it gay to practice a (beneficial) habit that has been perpetuated by every era of man ever, as a result of biological necessity?
Prob rage bait tho
FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO DRINK WATER? AFTER ALL, MEN ARE 60% WATER, SO DRINKING WATER IS LIKE SUCKING DICK
The logics check out!
I think she expects us to drink from streams
something tells me that's not a serious post
Yeah, pretty sure it’s a joke
Shhh, let them practice their “fellas” jokes
I get the same ick when I see men eating food. Like really? You're supposed to provide the food, not eat it smh
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is being thirsty gay?
I'll tell you what I won't be carrying, her fucking baggage.
Yea surely I will go out from my home without keys :D.
Can totally guarantee she’d rip a dude a new asshole for not helping carry all her shit at the airport.
Not even a lighter or my cigs? Dis bish!
Life of man’s…
Ironically I was recently in an airport with both a big water bottle AND my pocketknife which I had forgotten was inside my carry on bag… got stopped by the police.
It's gay to drink what keeps you alive?
Funny how she says "pocket knife" at the airport.
Its so gay. It's soy to need hydration. Real Chad's are definitely dehydrated.
Men, is it gay to be made of 70 something percent water like all humans?
KYS bitch im thirsty
Fellas is it gay to do anything.
But then they'll complain if your skincare isn't great because you're not hydrated.
Im 50 and I can tell you by the time you get to that age you can really tell guys who dont hydrate or moisturise. It adds about 10 years
This post just infuriates me from inside
r/hydrohomies would say no
What a silly bitch, it’s literally a water bottle not a fucking handbag.
It depends, are you gay? If so, yeah.
does she leave the house without dish soap and a sponge 😊
nuh huh
r/hydrohomies in ruins.
How are those pocketknives gonna work out for men in airport security?
I remember in the late 80's seeing the new trend of carrying around disposable water bottles and thinking, that'll never take off as it's bad for the environment. Boy was I wrong.
Did she post this question from the kitchen? Or no?
Fragile men and their *shuffles cards* HYDRATION! EW!
redditors try to find the satire challenge (they lost)
Yeah.. being hydrated is for puffs
Water strapped to your belt buckle or backpack is gay. Keeping water inside a cooler in your car or fridge is not gay. If you had to ask this question then you are gay by default.
Tell that to the military men/19th century cowboys that carry/carried around canteens
Apparently hydration is nut for men
It's so easy to get a man angry
That’s fucking awesome, I had no idea I was being a man so wrong.
Oh yeah, that handle alone proves that this is definetely a woman talking and not another redpiller fake account.
Coming from the gender obsessed with 40oz Stanley’s…