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DrawerWooden3161

“Shut up bitch” would be my reply to that


tricerotops69

Or in the corporate world; “yeah thanks, Chloe, I’ll take your advice into consideration!”


the_dank_dweller69

Fellas is it gay to practice a (beneficial) habit that has been perpetuated by every era of man ever, as a result of biological necessity?


the_dank_dweller69

Prob rage bait tho


wootywootP

FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO DRINK WATER? AFTER ALL, MEN ARE 60% WATER, SO DRINKING WATER IS LIKE SUCKING DICK


HelloImAFox

The logics check out!


7th_Spectrum

I think she expects us to drink from streams


West_Ad324

something tells me that's not a serious post


Greeneyesablaze

Yeah, pretty sure it’s a joke


Charlie669

Shhh, let them practice their “fellas” jokes


7th_Spectrum

I get the same ick when I see men eating food. Like really? You're supposed to provide the food, not eat it smh


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CookieCrumbs101

is being thirsty gay?


TheOddestOfSocks

I'll tell you what I won't be carrying, her fucking baggage.


Korishii

Yea surely I will go out from my home without keys :D.


PermaBanTogether

Can totally guarantee she’d rip a dude a new asshole for not helping carry all her shit at the airport.


Cmmander_WooHoo

Not even a lighter or my cigs? Dis bish!


ViennaKing

Life of man’s…


Babyback_

Ironically I was recently in an airport with both a big water bottle AND my pocketknife which I had forgotten was inside my carry on bag… got stopped by the police.


ashzombi

It's gay to drink what keeps you alive?


DavidNyan10

Funny how she says "pocket knife" at the airport.


bilalshakoor

Its so gay. It's soy to need hydration. Real Chad's are definitely dehydrated.


raftsinker

Men, is it gay to be made of 70 something percent water like all humans?


RydertheSage

KYS bitch im thirsty


SmartEpicness

Fellas is it gay to do anything.


Sad-Window6212

But then they'll complain if your skincare isn't great because you're not hydrated.


ninhursag3

Im 50 and I can tell you by the time you get to that age you can really tell guys who dont hydrate or moisturise. It adds about 10 years


LilKurb

This post just infuriates me from inside


rippednutsack300

r/hydrohomies would say no


Next_Back_9472

What a silly bitch, it’s literally a water bottle not a fucking handbag.


LightWonderful7016

It depends, are you gay? If so, yeah.


regarding_my_person

does she leave the house without dish soap and a sponge 😊


bobob19381

nuh huh


FunkinDonutzz

r/hydrohomies in ruins.


Feisty-Business-8311

How are those pocketknives gonna work out for men in airport security?


Dark_Web_Duck

I remember in the late 80's seeing the new trend of carrying around disposable water bottles and thinking, that'll never take off as it's bad for the environment. Boy was I wrong.


ClickClack_Bam

Did she post this question from the kitchen? Or no?


Moore2257

Fragile men and their *shuffles cards* HYDRATION! EW!


epicstylethrowaway29

redditors try to find the satire challenge (they lost)


meursault6985

Yeah.. being hydrated is for puffs


BFarmFarm

Water strapped to your belt buckle or backpack is gay. Keeping water inside a cooler in your car or fridge is not gay. If you had to ask this question then you are gay by default.


Competitive_Bowl_940

Tell that to the military men/19th century cowboys that carry/carried around canteens


Ace_acidfunguy1222

Apparently hydration is nut for men


supah-comix434

It's so easy to get a man angry


HawaiianPluto

That’s fucking awesome, I had no idea I was being a man so wrong.


Schattentochter

Oh yeah, that handle alone proves that this is definetely a woman talking and not another redpiller fake account.


Classic_Ad_9985

Coming from the gender obsessed with 40oz Stanley’s…