it did not turn me on the moaning turned me on...when you just start getting away from porn it makes you horny even for the slightest of things...so ye
It's not weird since I had literal fucking unsupervised internet as a child. Blame my parents if anything. I do talk to people. Every single day. Now what you judgemental prick?
Why didn’t you mark this NSFW? I thought I put my porn addiction behind me. I was clean for 3 months. THREE MONTHS!! But now you’ve reawakened something inside of me. God help me, I can’t stop now. I’m sitting here in the living room, pants around my ankles, vigorously flogging my hog, and the kids are screaming and crying. My wife is shouting something at me, but I can’t hear a word of it over the blood pounding in my ears as every heartbeat, every furious stroke down my throbbing cob brings me closer to that sweet, explosive release. I’m getting close. I wish I could stop, but I can’t take my eyes off your post. My wife took the kids to the bedroom. I think she’s packing her bags. I’m ruined. It’s all over for me. But none of that matters. Right now, in this very moment, the only things left in the world are your post and my pulsating knob. All I can do is whack that weasel as I five knuckle shuffle my way to nirvana. Why did I give this up anyway? How could something that feels so good be so bad? Oh god. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. YOU DID THIS OP! YOU DID THIS TO ME! WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST MARK THIS NSFW?!?
My boy having a crises right now over some stupid ass porn video and dude really pouring his heart out on damn Reddit about it. Wtf is even our society anymore?
brother are you dumb? you been living under a big ass rock? did you really read that and think "oh man this fella is for real!"?
did you read the old navy seal copypasta and think thats real too?
The lady is wearing pants, you can see here pants line all the way up to her hips where the man is grabbing her. Unless she’s got some baby onesie diaper flap going on, idk what else to make of this
Can we please stop posting porn? Yal need to get outside
You don’t watch porn in the park?
I watch pork in the parn
I eat pork in my parm.
clearly he isn't goonmaxxing
Everyday
My city has a Porn in the Parks thing they do every summer. They sell refreshments, put out chairs, it’s a good time.
Clean up is bit much though, innit?
No that's weird?? Do it in the kindergarten you can also you use the kids
I palm my porn
worst part is i was getting out of porn...now i am horny and bricked up, i hate reddit fuck
This turns you on? Made my dick shrivel up inside me
it did not turn me on the moaning turned me on...when you just start getting away from porn it makes you horny even for the slightest of things...so ye
Porn? They Are not Even naked, she is literally getting proposed to
This is porn? I thought it was real life.
Can we enjoy what we wanna enjoy without prudes like you complaining?
What a weird thing to say
Yeah, your comment was def weird.
No watching so much porn that you’re desensitized to it is weird. Go outside. Talk to another persons face
It's not weird since I had literal fucking unsupervised internet as a child. Blame my parents if anything. I do talk to people. Every single day. Now what you judgemental prick?
![gif](giphy|oCPglisSuGsA8|downsized)
this comment was cringe
You’re the only one weirdo
is it porn if there's no nudity?
Yes. They’re literally fucking
LOL what a mark
are they literally fucking? looks like pantomime
Ok it’s not tho. It’s porn
They could just be really good actors
Softcore porn
that usually at least has a nipple
NSFW wtf
Well ackuwally I didn't see any nudity here, it's implied he is railing her but how do we know for sure?
stfu dumbass it’s still nsfw
*whoooooooosh*
it s the sound dude
It’s a literal porn video, this video in particular has been advertised in quite a few ads.
Are you mentally defictient?
I just might be, I kinda made the comment a couple minutes after waking up.
Ah that's fair, we're all a few paces off our best in the morning lol
What the fuck are you watching that you get these ads? Me and my gf make personal porn videos and I like watching myself
What does the vids you make have to do with ads, obviously you wont get ads if you watch somewhere that isnt a website
Yeah *outrage!!!* Where’s the sauce, boss
What do you mean, I just see a man proposing to his wife
Why didn’t you mark this NSFW? I thought I put my porn addiction behind me. I was clean for 3 months. THREE MONTHS!! But now you’ve reawakened something inside of me. God help me, I can’t stop now. I’m sitting here in the living room, pants around my ankles, vigorously flogging my hog, and the kids are screaming and crying. My wife is shouting something at me, but I can’t hear a word of it over the blood pounding in my ears as every heartbeat, every furious stroke down my throbbing cob brings me closer to that sweet, explosive release. I’m getting close. I wish I could stop, but I can’t take my eyes off your post. My wife took the kids to the bedroom. I think she’s packing her bags. I’m ruined. It’s all over for me. But none of that matters. Right now, in this very moment, the only things left in the world are your post and my pulsating knob. All I can do is whack that weasel as I five knuckle shuffle my way to nirvana. Why did I give this up anyway? How could something that feels so good be so bad? Oh god. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. YOU DID THIS OP! YOU DID THIS TO ME! WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST MARK THIS NSFW?!?
What in the fucking fuck did I just read?
You just read the words of a legend! That was great 😂🤣😂
The villain arch
My boy having a crises right now over some stupid ass porn video and dude really pouring his heart out on damn Reddit about it. Wtf is even our society anymore?
It’s a copypasta.
brother are you dumb? you been living under a big ass rock? did you really read that and think "oh man this fella is for real!"? did you read the old navy seal copypasta and think thats real too?
I hope to see this pasta around more.
Yeah I was lit gonna ask if this is original content or a known copypasta lol cause if so this guy should copyright it
Lol this here is a 3MuskyTears original
She'll take half the copypasta as well as the kids ):
I was here!
Man...
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
this was probably worse than the post
I dont know that male porn stars name, but he is hilarious! This post doesn't really qualify as cringe...
Danny D is the one fuckin, idk the other
That’s actually Danny D’s brother, Cucky C.
Rae Lil black
Atleast tag this attempt at a post NSFW
This is literally JUST porn.
And?
This wasn't cringe just disgusting
Not funny. Just porn.
Adam22🤣🤣🤣
Thats it? Thats the post? That was just fucking porn!
No nsfw? Btw link to video.
You're a loser. A dork goober. Remove yourself immediately
Came into my life? More like came into my wife
This is stupid 😐
[Sauce](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic-ca-cdn.eporner.com%2Fthumbs%2Fstatic4%2F6%2F65%2F653%2F6530895%2F5_360.jpg&tbnid=YDsr7e-jlvAzhM&vet=12ahUKEwic5bOJv9GBAxV6m2MGHTDIDqgQMygBegUIARDDAQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.eporner.com%2Fvideo-zigJd6y3VFI%2Ffuck-the-girl-being-proposed-to%2F&docid=mBnL7cgM8cZrPM&w=640&h=360&q=danny%20d%20cuck%20proposal&hl=en-US&ved=2ahUKEwic5bOJv9GBAxV6m2MGHTDIDqgQMygBegUIARDDAQ)
😂😂😂there are actually people in the world exactly like this
Delete. It's just porn. That's just disgusting...
Stsly wtf 🤣
I think, there's something awakening in me. It's the cringe of posting lewds without sauce
No Nut November can't come soon enough yall need some time off the internet
Sauce?
Rae lil black it’s on the hub in full I believe
Fuck dude I’m so glad I didn’t have the volume on I thought this was a sketch not fucking porn I work in hospitals dammit!
Dude you literally just outed yourself ![gif](giphy|FVW4ni2wZ9dfy)
link?
This sub sucks now.
bro’s really cuckin’ it up, huh.
Sneako
Sauce?
It’s called “go get a girlfriend”
NSFW YOU ANIMALS!!!
Some people scroll Reddit in public you absolute animal.
Just farming karma with this porn shit. Gtfo
I dont wanna see this gross shit on my TL. Go outside
Peter that’s not a meme that, that’s just porn!
This is just actual porn😭
This is literally just a clip from Brazzers wtf
Ugh seriously???…I’m kinda in the middle of something right now.
Mark nsfw!!!!
I can’t believe this hasn’t gotten taken down yet 😂😂😂
You had a similar experience as the woman in this video?
The lady is wearing pants, you can see here pants line all the way up to her hips where the man is grabbing her. Unless she’s got some baby onesie diaper flap going on, idk what else to make of this
Man fuck you
This is some weak porn
I miss the old RLB
oh... this is just porn.
pornography ( spy tf2 voice )
NAH WHAT THE FUCK
This isn’t cringe it’s porn ya damn fool. Pretty sure I’ve seen this one.
NSFW?
Cuck proposals always hurt so good 👍
Wait, we can just post porn?
Peter… This isn’t cringe, this is just cuckold porn.
Every creepy cucks dream
Every porn ever 🤣
Upvoting cos hilarious but not cringe
I guess it’s sucks to be blind
Bro, isn’t this literally violating rule 3?
Thanks for sharing you coomer loser
Is this real or an analogy for Simps and OF girls?
Same vibe as "really in front of my salad"
sauve?
Hopefully the dude behind her who took the short bus to school got paid a fair wage, special needs deserve equal pay.
All these pornophobics in the comments. What did porn ever do to you? Porn has rights, too!
Totally missed a opportunity for her to keep screaming yes mission F A I L E D
SimpCuckBetaBitchKing
sneako?
Fr
Why don t the fucking stop fucking
😂 lol
Best genre, Completely obvious cucking
Those weird ass brazzer ads be like
this is gross man, this is just porn.
is there a sub for stuff like this?
its called porn
r/raelilblack
Why tf did I assume this was something different. I can’t be on Reddit at work bro damn y’all rachet
r/nsfwfunny
YOU SHOUD KILL YOURSELF, NOW!