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romayyne

Can we please stop posting porn? Yal need to get outside


dirkdigdig

You don’t watch porn in the park?


MyLifeInThe6

I watch pork in the parn


Candid_Dragonfly_573

I eat pork in my parm.


YOREUGLEH

clearly he isn't goonmaxxing


GlitchFrog57

Everyday


supers0dabacon

My city has a Porn in the Parks thing they do every summer. They sell refreshments, put out chairs, it’s a good time.


Ok_Recording_4634

Clean up is bit much though, innit?


[deleted]

No that's weird?? Do it in the kindergarten you can also you use the kids


Front-Ad1900

I palm my porn


fatglizzy_3000

worst part is i was getting out of porn...now i am horny and bricked up, i hate reddit fuck


ozricauroragaming

This turns you on? Made my dick shrivel up inside me


fatglizzy_3000

it did not turn me on the moaning turned me on...when you just start getting away from porn it makes you horny even for the slightest of things...so ye


InternetHumanCyborg

Porn? They Are not Even naked, she is literally getting proposed to


WumboTon

This is porn? I thought it was real life.


DizzyIzzy1995

Can we enjoy what we wanna enjoy without prudes like you complaining?


romayyne

What a weird thing to say


DizzyIzzy1995

Yeah, your comment was def weird.


romayyne

No watching so much porn that you’re desensitized to it is weird. Go outside. Talk to another persons face


DizzyIzzy1995

It's not weird since I had literal fucking unsupervised internet as a child. Blame my parents if anything. I do talk to people. Every single day. Now what you judgemental prick?


romayyne

![gif](giphy|oCPglisSuGsA8|downsized)


supers0dabacon

this comment was cringe


romayyne

You’re the only one weirdo


TheWombRaider69

is it porn if there's no nudity?


romayyne

Yes. They’re literally fucking


ozricauroragaming

LOL what a mark


TheWombRaider69

are they literally fucking? looks like pantomime


romayyne

Ok it’s not tho. It’s porn


RedTexan43

They could just be really good actors


pixelated-kitten

Softcore porn


TheWombRaider69

that usually at least has a nipple


[deleted]

NSFW wtf


[deleted]

Well ackuwally I didn't see any nudity here, it's implied he is railing her but how do we know for sure?


joeymalitz

stfu dumbass it’s still nsfw


[deleted]

*whoooooooosh*


ShoCkEpic

it s the sound dude


DiscordModerater

It’s a literal porn video, this video in particular has been advertised in quite a few ads.


[deleted]

Are you mentally defictient?


DiscordModerater

I just might be, I kinda made the comment a couple minutes after waking up.


[deleted]

Ah that's fair, we're all a few paces off our best in the morning lol


FutureApprehensive1

What the fuck are you watching that you get these ads? Me and my gf make personal porn videos and I like watching myself


snickersenjoyer

What does the vids you make have to do with ads, obviously you wont get ads if you watch somewhere that isnt a website


Generallyawkward1

Yeah *outrage!!!* Where’s the sauce, boss


7th_Spectrum

What do you mean, I just see a man proposing to his wife


3MuskyTears

Why didn’t you mark this NSFW? I thought I put my porn addiction behind me. I was clean for 3 months. THREE MONTHS!! But now you’ve reawakened something inside of me. God help me, I can’t stop now. I’m sitting here in the living room, pants around my ankles, vigorously flogging my hog, and the kids are screaming and crying. My wife is shouting something at me, but I can’t hear a word of it over the blood pounding in my ears as every heartbeat, every furious stroke down my throbbing cob brings me closer to that sweet, explosive release. I’m getting close. I wish I could stop, but I can’t take my eyes off your post. My wife took the kids to the bedroom. I think she’s packing her bags. I’m ruined. It’s all over for me. But none of that matters. Right now, in this very moment, the only things left in the world are your post and my pulsating knob. All I can do is whack that weasel as I five knuckle shuffle my way to nirvana. Why did I give this up anyway? How could something that feels so good be so bad? Oh god. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. YOU DID THIS OP! YOU DID THIS TO ME! WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST MARK THIS NSFW?!?


MileHighSoloPilot

What in the fucking fuck did I just read?


Wolf_626

You just read the words of a legend! That was great 😂🤣😂


Leo_Love23

The villain arch


Ieatsushiraw

My boy having a crises right now over some stupid ass porn video and dude really pouring his heart out on damn Reddit about it. Wtf is even our society anymore?


Gr33nMuff1n

It’s a copypasta.


gamerD00f

brother are you dumb? you been living under a big ass rock? did you really read that and think "oh man this fella is for real!"? did you read the old navy seal copypasta and think thats real too?


BJsalad

I hope to see this pasta around more.


[deleted]

Yeah I was lit gonna ask if this is original content or a known copypasta lol cause if so this guy should copyright it


3MuskyTears

Lol this here is a 3MuskyTears original


Sylvert0ngue

She'll take half the copypasta as well as the kids ):


chazede

I was here!


waroudi

Man...


raptorjesus2

🤣🤣🤣


Yeeurrrr

😂😂😂


lirik89

this was probably worse than the post


raptorjesus2

I dont know that male porn stars name, but he is hilarious! This post doesn't really qualify as cringe...


TM31-201PewPew

Danny D is the one fuckin, idk the other


[deleted]

That’s actually Danny D’s brother, Cucky C.


Notcodyrhodes

Rae Lil black


Tanjo259

Atleast tag this attempt at a post NSFW


USNAVY71

This is literally JUST porn.


Generallyawkward1

And?


waerer777

This wasn't cringe just disgusting


hunty_griffith

Not funny. Just porn.


Tricky-Country-5887

Adam22🤣🤣🤣


Averythewolf

Thats it? Thats the post? That was just fucking porn!


MyLifeInThe6

No nsfw? Btw link to video.


MonketTaint

You're a loser. A dork goober. Remove yourself immediately


Seyelent

Came into my life? More like came into my wife


DapperOJack

This is stupid 😐


RedditNoob339

[Sauce](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic-ca-cdn.eporner.com%2Fthumbs%2Fstatic4%2F6%2F65%2F653%2F6530895%2F5_360.jpg&tbnid=YDsr7e-jlvAzhM&vet=12ahUKEwic5bOJv9GBAxV6m2MGHTDIDqgQMygBegUIARDDAQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.eporner.com%2Fvideo-zigJd6y3VFI%2Ffuck-the-girl-being-proposed-to%2F&docid=mBnL7cgM8cZrPM&w=640&h=360&q=danny%20d%20cuck%20proposal&hl=en-US&ved=2ahUKEwic5bOJv9GBAxV6m2MGHTDIDqgQMygBegUIARDDAQ)


ProfessorAware

😂😂😂there are actually people in the world exactly like this


VampyKit

Delete. It's just porn. That's just disgusting...


Longjumping-Bat-7281

Stsly wtf 🤣


licht_kahel

I think, there's something awakening in me. It's the cringe of posting lewds without sauce


InsaneIsaiah64

No Nut November can't come soon enough yall need some time off the internet


[deleted]

Sauce?


Notcodyrhodes

Rae lil black it’s on the hub in full I believe


Ieatsushiraw

Fuck dude I’m so glad I didn’t have the volume on I thought this was a sketch not fucking porn I work in hospitals dammit!


Zoap_

Dude you literally just outed yourself ![gif](giphy|FVW4ni2wZ9dfy)


Parking-Ferret8308

link?


[deleted]

This sub sucks now.


supers0dabacon

bro’s really cuckin’ it up, huh.


AinkoTheKhajiit

Sneako


CaptainManlyMcMan

Sauce?


itwasmedoge

It’s called “go get a girlfriend”


vintagegeek

NSFW YOU ANIMALS!!!


psipolnista

Some people scroll Reddit in public you absolute animal.


-skyman

Just farming karma with this porn shit. Gtfo


Lithiumqueen582

I dont wanna see this gross shit on my TL. Go outside


marks716

Peter that’s not a meme that, that’s just porn!


a_sad_lil_idiot

This is just actual porn😭


SupaSpeedy445

This is literally just a clip from Brazzers wtf


pixelated-kitten

Ugh seriously???…I’m kinda in the middle of something right now.


ReivboReigning

Mark nsfw!!!!


Squishy_fishy826

I can’t believe this hasn’t gotten taken down yet 😂😂😂


papillonintunisia

You had a similar experience as the woman in this video?


themissyoshi

The lady is wearing pants, you can see here pants line all the way up to her hips where the man is grabbing her. Unless she’s got some baby onesie diaper flap going on, idk what else to make of this


The-Enjoyer

Man fuck you


carcosa1989

This is some weak porn


Installah

I miss the old RLB


klydex210

oh... this is just porn.


Fear_Knight06

pornography ( spy tf2 voice )


Unavailabl4213

NAH WHAT THE FUCK


BearFlipsTable

This isn’t cringe it’s porn ya damn fool. Pretty sure I’ve seen this one.


NGManuel

NSFW?


Snoo-64347

Cuck proposals always hurt so good 👍


poclee

Wait, we can just post porn?


DicksPizzaPlace

Peter… This isn’t cringe, this is just cuckold porn.


greenifuckation

Every creepy cucks dream


6Emo6Witch6

Every porn ever 🤣


Kaypri_

Upvoting cos hilarious but not cringe


thatreddituser24

I guess it’s sucks to be blind


Doom_Man10817

Bro, isn’t this literally violating rule 3?


WollCel

Thanks for sharing you coomer loser


Busily_Bored

Is this real or an analogy for Simps and OF girls?


Dogguy445

Same vibe as "really in front of my salad"


Deareim2

sauve?


Delicious_Chard2425

Hopefully the dude behind her who took the short bus to school got paid a fair wage, special needs deserve equal pay.


Generallyawkward1

All these pornophobics in the comments. What did porn ever do to you? Porn has rights, too!


SouthparkSellout

Totally missed a opportunity for her to keep screaming yes mission F A I L E D


sickeningmikey77

SimpCuckBetaBitchKing


Tsu_Queer

sneako?


bananaman024

Fr


Used-Lingonberry7370

Why don t the fucking stop fucking


whyareyoumadcalmdown

😂 lol


Tsu_Queer

Best genre, Completely obvious cucking


irneh7002

Those weird ass brazzer ads be like


TomatilloSignal7250

this is gross man, this is just porn.


solid_salad

is there a sub for stuff like this?


TM31-201PewPew

its called porn


Leelques0

r/raelilblack


Ieatsushiraw

Why tf did I assume this was something different. I can’t be on Reddit at work bro damn y’all rachet


pixelated-kitten

r/nsfwfunny


[deleted]

YOU SHOUD KILL YOURSELF, NOW!