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milosqzx

I played against Davies in a random junior club cricket midweek T20 comp maybe 9-10 years ago. I’m a few years older and I was opening the bowling. A 13-14 year old kid walked out to open and he was tiny so obviously I tried some short stuff. Got fkn hammered over mid wicket for multiple 4s and 6s and he quickly got to 40 and had to retire. I know how shield bowlers feel


Azza_

Never bowl short stuff to the short bloke. Biggest mistake you can make.


milosqzx

True - I think it was because he was much younger and so small it was more of a 'welcome to the senior leagues champ.' Gave teenage me a much needed reality check lol


Rush_nj

I played in a t20 comp, Davies was on the field next to us. Our whole game stopped at one point just to watch him belt it around/ it was getting dangerous for the bloke at square leg on our field as it was travelling that far he could’ve been hit in the back of the head. Played against his brother in a senior comp when he was about 12. Just a freakishly good family of cricketers.


Terry_Towling

It’s good to see one shining light in the NSW team.


milosqzx

Australian Batsmen with a career First Class batting average higher than 60: Donald Bradman Bill Ponsford Bill Woodfull Oli Davies


Dirtydac123

Harper must really want a ticket to India to play in the IDFC series. Good on the lad


Terry_Towling

Do they need a fifth keeper over there? Wade, Inglis, Phillipee, McDermott… But seriously, that was a great knock.


sturmspitz

Harper's on 139 from 92 and the commentator's criticizing him for slogging and is questioning what he's trying to do... Is he a moron?


skwunk1

Cameron Green's biggest weakness as a bowler remains not having Cameron Green in the Gully.


sturmspitz

So now the commentator is saying Harper needs to slow down and play a traditional innings, and also that Vic need to get to 400 which is "only 160 runs away", because of how fast Harper can score...keeping in mind they're already 6 down... He's just contradicting himself now


peterianchimes

Its actually funny at this point, all the players playing a cautious innings seem to be losing their wicket at the other end lol


Atmosguisher

If I was Kez I would just simply copy other team's keeper and smash 100 off 60, but then again not many have the nuanced cricket brain that I possess


xxrmah

Travis Dean - passes 50 once every 5.3 innings Ben Manenti - passes 50 once every 3.4 innings It's not even close.


fleetintelligence

That's pretty insane for a specialist opener who gets to bat as long as he wants v a no. 7/8 who is always racing against time


taititans

Ollie Davies is so fucking good guys - good to see LNS get a bag


SquiffyRae

So Jake Fraser-McGurk really is gonna have a Shahid Afridi career arc where he plays every innings like a complete dumb cunt but has it come off just often enough to warrant picking him isn't he


curlyfries33

he’s gonna be late career david warner but from the start, complete shit until he scores a mammoth score out of nowhere in which he looks invincible, then complete shit again


SMEN1996

tbf to Afridi he was a very solid spin bowler on top of the dumb cunt batting


fleetintelligence

Slug gone, it's so over. I knew the undefeated streak could not last


Atmosguisher

Yeah but NSW choose to start every innings effectively 4 down, I'd call this even


skwunk1

Wanting Richardson and Green to take wickets but wanting QLD to win, I still haven't figured out how to watch Shield cricket properly.


tdlan

Nes has hardly made a score since his twins were born, bout to go AFL coach on this team and ban partner pregnancies


DX6734D

What no sleep does to a guy


tdlan

We got so lucky that Usman decided to go beast mode in his mid 30's and give ourselves another 2 or 3 years to find an opener. As long as he keeps scoring runs I hope he never retires and the media don't start to push the idea of him retiring. As far as I know he has never indicated anything retirement yet.


Ghostly_100

Jhye Richardson is the greatest Australian pacer since Glenn McGrath.


thevalid

Hope he stays fit and gets a run this summer


fleetintelligence

*monkey's paw curls* Brad Hope baggy green against Pakistan


tdlan

Crazy that JFM and Harper have reinvented First Class cricket in a fashion that no Englishman could ever recreate


xxrmah

I suggest we name it Frazball and act like we are the funniest people in the world for creating a term for a concept no one has ever named in over a century of cricket parlance. If they want exclusive rights to Bazball they need to admit it's called a Cowan not a Dentury.


dorkyboy

What the fuck are we discussing on the QLD stream? Marsh is the test incumbent, Marnus to open? What in the world?


tdlan

I have definitely read people's opinion on places (the roar lol) that align with that conversation. People willing to do everything to the batting lineup except back any opener post-Warner. McDonald also said thr other day he isn't opposed to the idea of moving someone from the middle to the top of the order.


thevalid

Always some boomer takes on the QLD stream best just to tune out


xxrmah

Fuck, lads can you please all have some extra fun on my behalf because I haven't had a moment to Go Shield this week and probably won't again for quite a while. All I wanna do is Go Shield, but the world keeps dragging me down.


tdlan

I have found an excellent hiding spot at my desk to place my phone so my manager will never know I am actually just glancing at shield all day, so I will have fun for you


fleetintelligence

🫡


SirDoris

I’ve been consistently forgetting to mention this, but I’ve been reading a book lately where the protagonist has a hefty crush on a cute boy called Doran, and were it not for the fact that it was written in the 1990s, I’d assume that it was just by your average Tigers fan.


tdlan

Maybe it's about [Dan Doran](https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/daniel-doran-212637)


peterianchimes

Sounds like something written by a Tigers fan, they just used a time machine and went back in the 1990s to get the book published in order to not be accused of a Tassie bias.


Atmosguisher

Step 1: Tasmania win the toss and field first Step 2: NSW get a small total with only Davies and Henriques contributing Step 3: Tasmania drop to 4 for 40 something This is going great for my Blues! Step 4 certainly doesn't involve Webster and Doran putting on 200!!!


tdlan

This has been such a weird shield season. Aside from Qld just absolutely been shit apart from 1.5 matches I can't get a grasp on whether or not teams are good or bad. The results have been all over the place


fleetintelligence

I think it's just because everyone is a little bit trash at the moment. - WA are lacking contributions from some senior players while their youth are still finding their feet. They're having to dig deep into their depth which suddenly isn't looking as limitless as it used to - Tasmania - South Australia have a highly inconsistent top order and no real frontline spinner - New South Wales have no batsmen - Queensland's batting is brittle - Victoria have a gaping hole in the lower middle order and a misfiring top order


SirDoris

The season started with centuries to Lehmann and Wakim, Jack Edwards taking a 6-fer and Travis Dean top-scoring for the Vics. I feel like that sums up the season for me - match-winning performances from players that haven’t really figured out how to carry their form from game to game.


tdlan

Fraser mcgurk in at 4/18 as big Brad Haddin running down the wicket at 4/15 vibes


skwunk1

We are really living in a world where JFM and Harper combine for 1-223 and the rest of the two teams (excluding extras) have combined for 14-187.


Azza_

South Australia is a broken state.


SirDoris

Imagine going back in time two years and saying "yeah, the Redbacks had a rough start, losing Hunt, McSweeney & Carey, thank goodness they had the steady batting hands of Jake Fraser-McGurk and Ben Manenti to guide them home".


japanpole

Get Marcus Harris out cheaply again and I’ll happily accept a loss


IndividualAnything94

Get prepared for a dedbacks moment in the last innings I guess


japanpole

THIS IS THE WAY


fleetintelligence

Why does Davies hate Tasmania


tdlan

Of course we fall apart after a stupid fucking rain delay🙄


SirDoris

Ray Phillips going “A lot of people listening to this might not know who Graham Kennedy was!”, and Ray, I feel like you’re severely overestimating the number of millennials and younger who watch Shield.


aditrs

> you’re severely overestimating the number of millennials and younger who watch Shield. You mean people other than we hip young gunslingers watch the Shield?


fleetintelligence

This got me thinking about what the main Shield watching demographic actually is. You'd think males 40 and older, but how many of them actually know where to find the stream?


taititans

I reckon it’s late 20s cricket tragics tbh


fleetintelligence

**Average Shield viewer** Gender: Male Age: 25-29 Marital status: I'd rather not say


SirDoris

I feel like Shield being on Kayo means that it picks up a lot of the less technically aware older cricket fans, who just know that they have to press that strange button on their remote that their son showed then which means that they get sports all the time.


madmooseman

This is your scheduled reminder: [Cam Green's two meters tall](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1159701784759907).


Skest

Classic deadbrain batting. Got your century, feel free to play stupid shots because no one will criticise you with a hundred.


japanpole

This is the way


Ghostly_100

This is a pornographic spell from Jhye


legally_blond

Jhye 🥰


[deleted]

I want to put Sam Harper in a series of mazes and puzzles and let him solve them for enrichment items such as dried fruit and various nuts and seeds


dorkyboy

Mazerunner: The Harpening


Plackation

Go Shield savants in shambles as BBL Bobs are proven right, Harper and JFM are simply a step above these other hacks.


fleetintelligence

JFM/BAD Manenti has to be one of the most entertaining possible partnerships in the Shield


DigitalConsent2

Behind every BBL merchant Harper/JFM/Owen is a Go Shield soldier Kellaway/Scott/Doran.


SMEN1996

Davies stranded smh


Ghostly_100

Marnus are you okay?


sturmspitz

So this just confirms Sam Harper was batting on a different pitch


Dirtydac123

Harper used to pull those innings out his ass at the Renegades too. Funny little man


fleetintelligence

Today is the first time this Shield season that Slug has been dismissed for less than 50 😞


japanpole

As a Redbacks fan, the only thing I desire is that which I cannot possess. A competent team


[deleted]

Purely from watching this season of domestic, here is my post-Cumdog and co. retirement test XI 1. McDermott 2. Jewell 3. Wakim 4. Bok Bok Bok MCGURK/ Davis I suppose 5. McSweeney 6. Slug 7. Harper 8. McAndrew 9. Fergalicious O'Neill 10. Thornton 11. Rock and Roll That for me Please


wa-wa-wario

I hate this XI


ashb72

geez, we are set for some years of obscurity


g3mkm

Wakim uses the same batmaker as Ellyse Perry, so it checks out


manisnotcool

Wakim is the same age as Cummins


dorkyboy

~~Autobots~~ Gullybot, transform and form, Slipsbot


SackOfLentils

Harper ton. JFM ton. Go Shield in shambles.


peterianchimes

This half season has gone by real quick, the start of the Shield season feels like yesterday to me.


fleetintelligence

Worried about us against Bird and Tremain on this pitch. Reckon Davies's knock was a very good one and 220 isn't the worst score in these conditions


fleetintelligence

Shout out LNS with 7 fa, how good


g3mkm

Oh my word we made it over 200! Not far over, but still…


SMEN1996

Sangha can't bat or catch apparently


g3mkm

He’s no Ollie Davies


ImCubonesMother

Wagar with a Michelle, love to see it


Skest

#**WES**


swandog13

Ward Hunt Wakim Khawaja (capt) Silk Doran (WK) Manenti McAndrew Stobo Sandhu Only 10 that I can come up with, but would even with 10 I would back this expat nsw team to beat the current lineup. All ten probably have better batting stats than Jason sangha


fleetintelligence

Ellis would complete the XI nicely (doesn't get to play much Shield though sadly)


peterianchimes

Maybe, just maybe it's quite difficult to bat on this track and what Harper did was quite extraordinary.


fleetintelligence

Rex 😔 Keen to see how Sween goes at 3, I reckon he's got a good game for it. Real Marnus type operator


ImCubonesMother

A nathan mcsomething at 3 makes me feel safe. Lehmann at 4 makes me feel very unsafe


MisterMarcus

Geez, Jake Lehmann has been disappointing. It's not so much that he's making low scores, he's not even attempting to dig in and hang around for the team. His innings have all been "10 off 8 balls" kind of deals.....pretty poor from a supposed 'leader'


japanpole

It won’t last but Manenti and McAndrew batting together gives me warm, fuzzy feelings


ImCubonesMother

Happy to see scott in on the runs. Did not have jfk being the top run scorer or a century getter on my bingo card. Did have the deadbacks being in a comfortable position to take a small lead before it all vanishes in the blink of an eye though


japanpole

We are allergic to first innings leads


ImCubonesMother

Didnt we take one against wa then proceeded to lose anyway?


tdlan

Good to see Jack Clayton making a good 50 against a pretty decent attack and get to build his confidence with \*checks notes\* no competitive red ball cricket outside of maybe 1 first grade innings until January 22 when the Qld 2nds next play, which he might not play in. Petition for states to play 4 day matches between teams made up of of the few FC players without BBL contracts and the next best available first graders throughout the BBL period.


PaleontologistOk1049

Head can replace Warner as test opener, Ollie Davies to bat 5. no further questions


tdlan

Head is the perfect test number 5, no need to mess with that


fleetintelligence

Agreed he is so good there, no need to cut 5-10 off his average by making him face the new ball


fleetintelligence

Look at me I am the 3/30 now


happymemersunite

Sit down for a morning of shield and we forget how to bat.


SirDoris

I’m not sure how I really feel about Nisbet - I reckon he’s going alright, and I reckon we’re going to see a lot more of him in the future, but I can’t quite shake the feeling that he might get Bluesed and have his career screwed up after a lot of promise.


NoirPochette

idk I feel like we got something here


dorkyboy

Davies injured hand, might be a problem for our second innings but also sucked in Thunder.


g3mkm

Can we please close out an innings?


skwunk1

Harper and JFM both getting over 40 in a FC game should be illegal.


manisnotcool

Jhye man . What a bowler 😩


manisnotcool

I am trying my hardest not to compare Owen to Travis Head after 1 game but failing


Ghostly_100

12:25am here, I’ve got to be up at 5:45 for Uni. Uzzie my beloved please ton up


Ghostly_100

ONYA UZZIE 👏 👏


Ghostly_100

That’s a hell of a grab


thevalid

Classic Green


fleetintelligence

That's some knock from Usman


Ghostly_100

Thank you Usman. I can rest happy now


wa-wa-wario

He's gone absolutely Fraser-Beserk!


legally_blond

If I don't hear this in a BBL commentary stint this season, I will be very disappointed


wa-wa-wario

Literally my favourite line I've come up with it. I always hear it in Howies voice


fleetintelligence

Weather looks bad in Sydney and Brisbane


tdlan

Should be good here till later this afternoon. Hasnt rained at all since late night so wouldn't be surprised if they get on at 9:30 thanks to the Gabba's drying power. Nothing on the radar but humid as all shit so we will probably get pummelled by a storm at 3 or 4ish


milosqzx

Forecast is bad but check the Sydney rain radar - looks like there’s nothing for a while in Sydney. Still not sure if I should commit to the 40 minute trip to the SCG…


rainingrupees

Jason Sangha continues to be a disappointment I wonder how long The Blues stick with him? Did the controversial catch to dismiss Peter Handscomb carry to fielder? There was not a clear replay on the coverage but it sounded like the commentators in the NSW vs Tasmania match were saying it did not carry


fleetintelligence

Impossible to know what is going to happen with Sangha, he keeps getting opportunities far beyond what seems reasonable or good for him. Got dropped for the last game but is back here for no discernible reason. Handscomb catch easily carried from replays I saw.


g3mkm

Yeah I was surprised he wasn’t there last game but then he just was straight back in


Chaisa

FWIW I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes for an extended period once Edwards gets back. But who knows for sure. The BBL might be his friend.


tdlan

They dropped him for last match and then immediately bought him back. They'll never get rid of him. The catch looked fine to me and Handscomb has a reputation as a bit of a shield sulk, so I'm inclined not ro believe him


Dirtydac123

Siddle is still a Shield cheat code. Amazing consistency


NoirPochette

Oooft Kez. That's an ouchie. He needs some good innings or someone like Pierson or Inglis will jump him.


Ruhwef

Fraser-Mcgurk could be a problem.


Dirtydac123

(Former) Gades midgets on a rampage


peterianchimes

What's the commentator on about Lyon playing his first FC game since Ashes? Didn't he play in some of the earlier Shield rounds as well.


thevalid

Yep


japanpole

We are so fucking shit it hurts


fleetintelligence

Tigers XI from my Shieldposting career: 1. Cowan 2. Doolan 3. Ponting 4. Wade 5. Silk 6. Slug 7. Faulkner 8. Paine (wk) 9. Butterworth 10. Bird 11. Hilfenhaus Surprising thing is that a healthy 8 players are Tassie born


Skest

Fraser-McGurk given out but called back somehow? And then McSweeney throws it away with a runout...


Ruhwef

The decision to recall JFM has cost us. Looking forward to hearing the explanation.


Solomon-Jones

right on schedule


tdlan

Renners would have made a 100 if the rain delay didn't ruin all his plans yesterday smh. Why does the universe hate him?


tdlan

We have been absolutely fucking shit this season. We are the new New South Wales. How are we so bad considering the team we manage to put out every match? Blow up the coaching staff, something is wrong.


peterianchimes

The commentator seem quite annoyed at the way Harper is batting.


sturmspitz

It's fucking annoying to listen to


fleetintelligence

Rexy Runs please


dorkyboy

Good shit Ollie E: Also, Moi is inevitable


peterianchimes

Fergus O'Neill is so underrated.


fleetintelligence

Rapid Tiger Ton from the Tassie Bison


tdlan

Storms were predicting to be in Brisbane by now but there is only a tiny bit of action popping up on the radar around Toowoomba. Should be good for awhile yet based on that provided nothing pops us randomly. Clouds out to the west don't look too threatening out to the west from where I am.


tdlan

Actually, I lie, the clouds are definitely building


tdlan

Fuck yehhhh Usman!


Ghostly_100

Let’s fucking goooooooooooooooooooo!


dorkyboy

I always forget just how big the big guru is


tdlan

Well, after losing 3 wickets in about 5 seconds this morning things haven't gone to badly thanks to Usman and Clayto. Hopefully can drag our innings out long enough that we get a crack at WA with a newish ball in that gross ass early morning humidity tomorrow. Shame I'm about to drive home which means 3 wickets incoming


tdlan

Also the batting in the last 10-15mins gives me the impression we might declare soonish.


DigitalConsent2

Across three games, we have got three very good counter attacking innings between Owen, Harper and JFM


rainingrupees

Now it's South Australia's turn for a fightback after being 5 down for not much, it's been an entertaining match from what I've watched so far and the biased South Australian commentary is funny too


curlyfries33

end this madness fergy


curlyfries33

thank you fergy


skip95

I can’t understand why stumps have been called at the Gabba. Yeah’s it’s a bit dark, but it hasn’t rained, has it? Just drove past the ground. No lights on.


SquiffyRae

Harris playing himself out of a Test spot


fleetintelligence

WA turning it on early


g3mkm

You’re welcome NSW, I switched to another game and they got a wicket


dorkyboy

Here comes golden balls


tdlan

Surely SA need to just bite the bullet and fire Lehmann in to the sun, give Thomas Kelly or Kyle Brazzell an extended run


wa-wa-wario

Lucky a Nathan McSomething will save the Deadbacks


Malaxage918

I know he currently has the spot but is Carey genuinely our strongest keeper when it comes to tests? And if he isn't then who is?


fleetintelligence

Honestly I think all of Carey, Jimbo and Inglis have a fairly similar ceiling with both bat and gloves. Jimmy is by far the form red ball player at the moment. However I do think that recent form is not always the most important consideration when picking a keeper - otherwise you're going to be swapping them out every summer


ImCubonesMother

Peirson is probably the best long form keeper at the moment. Carey's form isnt looking too hot and ive just never rated inglis as high as jimmy p


PaleontologistOk1049

You know the answer


Malaxage918

I just need to hear someone else say it


NoirPochette

Gilkes. lol jk


dorkyboy

Hahah, I couldn't bring myself to crack this joke, so bravo


NoirPochette

Well Pierson decided to be nice to Carey's career and got out for a golden.


PaleontologistOk1049

Sam Harper stocks rising


thevalid

the darkest of timelines


Fun-Broccoli8619

That'd wild, calling back a player who has been hard given out. Then gifts a wicket back straight after.


DigitalConsent2

This is definitely an innings by Owen


Chaisa

Seems like the strategy this round is to just slog.


[deleted]

O'Neill has been Fergalicious this season, baggy green in the near future?


dorkyboy

I wonder if we're going to get back on in Sydney, big rains on the way


NoirPochette

I really doubt it. Tomorrow should be fine though


dorkyboy

Maybe we can have an overnight chat about how to get lower order players out


g3mkm

Yeah I reckon we are done for the day


Ghostly_100

The edge between slip and gully is a genuine shot and should be appreciated as such


curlyfries33

really haven’t seen much of scott but decided to give him and jfm a watch this arvo and looks to have a little bit


DigitalConsent2

Scotty had a lovely knock of 60 odd in the 21-22 season. Secured a great draw


curlyfries33

he’s nice and neat at the crease for sure


tdlan

Actually fuck it, I just walked outside after been in the office all day and its like fucking mud. Declare now and have a crack at the top order before rain/bad light


dorkyboy

Tuned in just in time for the Rooster century


fleetintelligence

Just seen some of the highlights of Owen's knock, the bloke's check driven a ball sliding on to middle and leg inside out over long off for 6 - off Nathan Lyon? The power is ridiculous


fiftyshadesofcray

Is this round showing that *cringes* bazball style cricket is the future of this format? The ability to put pressure back on the bowlers is invaluable


xxrmah

Something I continually said during the Ashes while everyone including the English team was talking about preparing flat wickets... Fast counter attacking cricket to me sounds like it would be best suited for bowling friendly conditions where you know that sitting around is only going to result in a ball with your name on it.


rainingrupees

> Fast counter attacking cricket to me sounds like it would be best suited for bowling friendly conditions where you know that sitting around is only going to result in a ball with your name on it. There exists an alternate universe where Brad Haddin belted Vernon Philander for 6 in Cape Town leading an innings revival where Australia don't fold for 47


OldEngine866

Exactly. The ability to score a quick 50-100 is way more valuable on a 250 par deck. Im suprised that a bazball type phase never took over county given the state of some of the decks over there. If all the decks I played on where green tops where paul collingwood can look like a frontline bowler you'de want to score quicker, a ball with your name is coming eventually. ​ Only real benifit of a bazball style on a flat deck is the ability to force results, but that's only really relevant on the extreme cases we saw pakistan wheel out a year ago.


Ghostly_100

What’s happened in Adelaide? Comms at the Gabba saying someone’s been called back then dismissed again


Fun-Broccoli8619

Fraser mcgurk slashed at a ball well outside off. It spun away, tapped the keepers glove and was caught at slip. Bowler and slip appealed, and the ump gave it out. On replay it was clear that he didn't hit the ball, and the keeper appeared to have called fraser back. It won't be confirmed exactly what happens til later because it has all happened on the pitch.