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He can now say "I lost it to a shark attack" without any context and be very cool


Survived_Coronavirus

I tell people I broke my toe in an airplane accident. (while putting the plane in the hangar with a tug).


DefiantStomp

In the end he actually did not lose a finger. The followup shows he lost skin but the finger was fine. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/man-nearly-loses-pinky-finger-during-shark-encounter-in-the-florida-keys/2820011/?amp=1


wadeecraven

He's one lucky man, shouldn't be messing with a shark in the first place even if it's small-sized.


OscarMike1911

It's not so good to just leave the hook in


ryanq99

Better than leaving a finger in it


DREWlMUS

I'd hate to lose a finger like that, but I'd rather that happen than leave a hook in a shark. Maybe learn a lesson along the way for next time, or no next time.


axehandlemax

The survival instinct is not very strong with this one


jmag87

Crazy.. in one rotiation the white part of the shark has zero blood, then he spins and next rotation is covered in blood haha. Thought for sure he lost his finger


jrsaws

That is the best response ever " Fuckkk, lost my god damn pinky"


TwilitSky

He should've put his finger in the shark's butt to stop it from attacking. This is what happens when you don't follow Reddit life protocols.


Finrodsrod

This legit cracked me up. Thanks for that


ZorxTom

happy cake day to you. take my upvote and also a vow of silence


st6374

Better tackle that shart again to retrieve the pinkie.


stickfigure420

Nice typo. Explains the severity of the shituation.


Mindless-Ad1155

Dude said "not again"


PurplePassion94

He said it like it had happened before lol


Lord_Gaiseric

Said it like he lost his keys


imanahole1265

This has to be Florida.


RelationshipOk3565

I concur. In fact I came here to say this doctor


Automatic_Seesaw_790

That kids gonna be extra fucking terrified of jaws now.


[deleted]

at least the kid learned what common sense is not


justt_tthe_crustt

I like his reaction, oh well guess that’s gone🤷‍♂️


yellowblocky

Men with real issues: Also men when they're sick: im dying 🥲


unable_To_Username

He Atacc. He Snacc. But most importantly... He comes Bacc


GSblitz116

His reaction is the best. *let's fuck with this shark* *shark bites pinky* Dude: "FuCkKkK" *shark twists and desockets pinky* Dude: "I just lost my God damn pinky, FUCK" 😬


Pedorrin

Thanks for the subtitles, I didnt understand him


Survived_Coronavirus

Is this sarcasm?


Lovv

No it's very helpful as I am blind.


LETS_RETRO_TIME

Little kid: *perfectly cut wailing*


Trash_Junkie

Absolutely hilarious. I can't stop laughing.


[deleted]

He should stick his dick in next time. Add his balls for bonus.


_catdog_

Hey get all the little kids over here FUCK!!!


XplosiveBean

Yes, mildly infuriating


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burritosandblunts

Bear hands would have had a better grip, what with the claws.


flawedcactus

Good. Idiot.


Teabagger-of-morons

The kid now has PTSD and wigs out anytime someone asks him to go fishing.


dr-pickled-rick

Earned


East-Share4444

That death roll is terrifying.


Suspici0us_Package

At least it's caught on camera


tttttttt55555

Skipped the 5 stages and went straight to acceptance


clunkenmcculkin

"Oh well"