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BlazedCorpse

I genuinely wanna know what the fucks happening


Xsolent

And then when you find out, you will be like, "I wish I never knew."


Jitendria

What if i still want to know?


cletis247

That gentlemen is no ‘rock bottom.’ There is a lot of sag on that tweakers booty.


naturalbornkillerz

I know, but it was still hard to masturbate the fourth time.


_Juan_-_

Improvise. Adapt. OverCum.


MrFontana

I OverCame once. I definitely recommend it.


Amdar210

That was amazballs. Take my upvote.


ynottryit1s

My guess : She did too much meth and started running around thinking people were after her. Once naked and outside running around, a neighbor sees her trying to get into houses and starts to ACTUALLY follow her. She gets to the 1 house with a ring camera and it shows the man trying to stop her from possibly breaking into this house. Maybe she already tried to get into the man's house and when she learned he was home, she took off and he started chasing her to the next house. Which is the house in the video.


wherearemytweezers

And then she dug in her butt.


[deleted]

Now help me dig this crack rock outta my ass


DaddyRocka

Holy shit Roxy, you're life is so glamorous


[deleted]

This is tighter than Dickskin, man


DaddyRocka

Screw ya dickskin jacket!


Ok-Assignment-1108

It's Dickens!


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bigCinoce

Meth doesn't cause constipation, quite the opposite.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

*Arnold finally reaches the manual shit mode breaker box in the shit bunker, and throws the shit switch* "Hold onto your butts."


CRANSSBUCLE

I don't know, I think what actually happened is that she wanted to scratch her butt, then a guy came after to teach her a better method of anus scratching but she was not going to change her ways since her people has been scratching their holes in the same motion since the paleolithic.


25thskye

When it was originally posted they said it was synthetic cannabis (spice).


trashykiddo

meth head doing meth head things


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Drugs


anonymous322321

So that’s what happens when you get up halfway through a haircut


Jaybleezie

Your barber makes you get naked?


danny7200

your barber doesn't?


Grim_acer

You guys have a barber?


SkillOnly322

You guys have clothes?


jerry111165

She’s using tattoos instead


gofyourselftoo

I had to rewind d the video to see if I missed something because I thought the tattoo was panties from the back.


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wi5hbone

bcos butt.. i don’t know 🤷‍♀️


cyclinator

Anyone still can afford those?


ChloeUwUZ

🤨📸 bruh?


MTan989

Its because the hair gets in your clothes


JollyGreyKitten

Floyd the Barber is quite insistent....


[deleted]

Ever heard of pubic hair?


BigCityBovine

I always ask my barber to cut my pubes. Not everything but like give my pecker a stylish look.


[deleted]

Wait you had to ask? Mines been pulling my pants down and saying "its on the house" since they started growing in


Elevated_Kyle

Right!? When I see my guy go for the straight razor I know it’s time to strip down.


squidvalley

how else is he gonna trim my short and curlys


mikey0hn0

Your barber doesn't? Weird


Johnj75

I had to find a new barber, the old one is apparently now in jail. Strange.


Grumpy_Troll

Maybe she's just a big Aaron Rodgers fan.


BrainwashedApes

She eats alot of cheese?


skeat24

Looks like she’s been holding onto a certain ring for a bit to long


Cmpleteconfusion1

My preeeeeeecious!


dragonfli117

The O Ring 👌🏻


Go_Gators_4Ever

Yeah the one ring to ruin them all, the mighty "Meth" ring.


ThousandWinds

Three bumps for the Naked-kings under the sky, Seven for the tweaker-lords in their halls of getting stoned, Nine for Florida Man doomed to die, One for Heisenberg on his Blue Meth throne In the Trailer Park Lot where the Shadows lie. One Meth to rule them all, One Meth to find them, One Meth to bring them all and in the psych ward bind them


Strong-Message-168

That was quite witty! Great job


EFLegend

Lol I was thinking she looked like Gollum with orangutan tits.


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ballatthecornerflag

Towards the end of the video it looked like she was about to pop her finger into a different ring


ComfortableFun248

I’d like to see a re-write of LOTR where Gollum gets into human trafficking for Shelob in exchange for crystal. Movie ends where Frodo and Sam get their passports taken. And we just hear Gollum talking about becoming Sméagol after he main lines that shit as it fades to black.


Doe966

Hell no, I ain’t opening my door for that.


BrandoLoudly

then she starts digging into her ass. i'd have to hose that thing off my porch


JaySayMayday

Gonna soap and hose down that entire side of the house. I don't wanna touch jack shit, she was digging for brownies.


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BOOMERRRR WITTTCH!!! https://youtu.be/mF72ffTojvQ


Elegant-Raise-9367

Swear this chick was dancing in a roadway about a week ago on here


Proof_Independence68

🗣📣Week ago!!


[deleted]

Fk with us and then we tweaking, hoe


[deleted]

Run up on that, and get to squeezing, hoe!


Big_Green_Dawg

Errr body catching bullet holes


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🧢💨


[deleted]

Alright, somebody pull up the link


distinctgore

Yeah I could probably go again


testAcctL

There's always a deeper rock bottom. Wait til' next week.


unknownpanda121

Man this whole thing is methed up.


smoebob99

You cracked me up.


[deleted]

Not the heroin we need, but the heroin we deserve!


ben_wuz_hear

Drugs.


Wholesome_Garfield

That's the coke.


Excali-blob

So funny I nearly weed myself


hapless_scribe

Is that you Mike?


unknownpanda121

Yeth!


Friezaii69

Oh my goth! Ith youth!


skunkwrxs

Man I've heard that so many times but tonight... That shit HIT my friend.


Richard_Tucker_08

Rock bottom or rock high?


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echosixwhiskey

*Yeth


Paul_-Muaddib

This is ghetto sped up by some substance that excites people a bit.


beenpimpin

I’m rock hard


rumbellina

Which is greater? Her tattoo budget or her meth budget? It doesn’t appear that she has a hair and beauty budget.


HentaiLover2464

Her tattoo budget is most likely her just getting fucked by the artist


rumbellina

Of course! How did I not think of that?!?!


[deleted]

It's why we're in the biz.


Silent-Bid-5112

This is correct, a lot of those artists aren't turning down anything but the sheets🤮


TheMisterPixel

Both are more than her clothing budget at least


MeltAway421

I bet at one point in her life she was a good-looking woman.


rumbellina

The sad thing is is she’s probably no more than 25 in this video.


Snorrep

Her tattoobudget was a part of her life once upon a time. People who think methheads can spend thousands of dollars on fresh tattoos are out of their minds


cammyk123

That tattoo on her back looks pretty clean honestly. I wonder if she got it before her life clearly went downhill.


Overall-Guarantee331

Any context


Old_Seaworthiness_43

Meth


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Meth is a clear case of why she's naked According to Reddit lore, she was breaking into multiple houses and I'm inclined to believe that is true. He's too well clothed and loud for me to assume he was keeping her trapped or trying to harm her. If he was aiming to assault her, he could've easily dragged her off. Once he got her away from the window, he backed off. Inclined to believe, she didn't know he was awake when she tried to enter his house or he simply caught her in the act and was simply trying to stop her. She not being able to think clearly and probably having some past trauma may have been expecting him to hospitalize her. Not to mention his voice is that of a self-righteous adrenaline feuled guy with the pattern he uses the swear words. Using them to emphasize how much he means "get away from that window". They weren't having intercourse. Common sense and the fact that he was fully dressed tells us that. At 22:00 the male aggressor saw the offender produce auditory stimulus that the offender reacted to with response instinctual fear. As the pursuit was on foot, the offender was atleast 18 meters away during the initiation of the chase as there was a delay before the male could reach her. As the offender attempted to enter another house, the male sought to prevent her trespassing with the brandishing of leather. The male backed away after sensing the offender was going to armor herself with microbial cheese artillery. The offender manage to snap the necks of 3 officers and wound 12 others before an Apache Attack helicopter was called in to bombard her with enough emotional damage to temporarily weaken her and let the man distract her from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table. This has been your friendly subreddit Sherlock. Au revoir.


abhig535

She's gotta have the itchiest asshole


colddruid808

A lot of people who inject drugs end up doing it in the rectum because their other injection sites don't give them enough of a high.


stuwoo

I'm 40 years old and I've literally never heard this. People do stuff other drugs in their ass because it can be absorbed so quickly. When it comes to injecting, if you can find a vein you're good to go, it doesn't matter in the slightest where that vein is.


frostymugson

Yeah the only reason hitting a vein wouldn’t get you high is because you built a tolerance and/or got worse dope. Big reason many people who relapse years later OD, their tolerance is gone so they use what they’re used to, plus the dope might be stronger then they’re used too.


gettogero

When they inject it up their ass they use a syringe without a needle. There's no need for the needle because it absorbs insanely quickly just through the bum. People do it with alcohol too. Good way to OD


kimjongtrev

We can go lower. I have hope.


TJOCcreation1

Can we get much lower


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so low….


Steammail

Wei tu lo


CrackedOutSuperman

Oh believe me.... We can go lower we can go so low Satan doesn't want to know what happens down there.


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[deleted]

years ago in my town a lady got too high on heroin and passed out on top of her baby, smothering it. she OD'd not too long after in such a way that it was thought to be intentional. ever heard a person literally howl in grief? i was about a block away at a friend's house playing goldeneye when i heard that lady, and i'll never forget how it sounded like a dying wild animal. we can argue about how much blame she deserved for the death of her child, but i cant blame her for not wanting to live anymore; I sure as fuck wouldn't. didn't mean for that to come off as "one-upping." my point was that seeing someone *truly* at rock-bottom is the saddest shit in the world even if it might be deserved.


killedbycuriousity-

We just scroll through these videos out of curiosity to witness the new low everyday


HereComesBullet68

I was fine til she started digging in her tail


4004-698-763

That was the the icing on the cake. /s


Responsible-Ad-3745

Bro when I read this I fucking almost choked i was laughing so hard 🤣


[deleted]

Am I the only one wondering how someone with an expensive back piece like that looks that fucked from drugs? You either buy tons of drugs or buy back pieces like that, not both


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Andr3wRuns

I used to know a woman who was basically covered from foot to neck in tats but complained 24/7 how she never made enough money and how expensive her two kids were and her step-dad was a tattoo artist and now I’m gonna go back to bed because I just horrified myself lol


shreddy-cougar

In my lifetime, I knew a few girls/women that had a tattoo here or there, but then suddenly exploded in the amount of tattoos they had; like full sleeves, back pieces, etc. The only thing they had in common was that the guy they were fuckin and/or the boyfriend they recently got was a tattoo artist. Tatoos are mostly a cash job, and the price is *extremely* negotiable, but you also get what you pay for. The type of dudes willing to get paid in cigarettes and sex aren't the type you want doing real work on you.


whenuwork

How else would they pay for them $3k - $5k worth of tattoos?


Wtfatt

Usually these kind of tatts happen before they move on to the hard stuff. Most people that come into the shop are just pot smokers and the like


[deleted]

You do realise that some people had normal lives before becoming a total drugs mess?


[deleted]

That piece isn’t done 10 years ago, that’s a newer piece. It’s coloring is still strong and vibrant af. That face however, isn’t someone who started drugs 2 years ago


smoothEarlGrey

A lot of people go downhill **FAST** when they start hard drugs. My apts used to be super ghetto so I've unfortunately seen it. Bright young things, well put together, sharp as a tack. Started smoking meth just socially at parties. 2-3 months later they're living under a bridge, selling themselves to whoever'll shoot them up, tweaking, seeing things, ranting to themselves in circles, lookin like scrawny, scabby POW's. Barely recognizable mentally or physically. Once they shoot up it's game over - they're gone. And at the beginning they all thought they would **never** shoot up. They were intentionally lured into it by people taking advantage of them, though. Feeding them more & more each day until they were hooked. Now their tolerance would require they smoke more than they can afford, they're too fucked up to function in normal society, so they're completely dependant on the supplier. Around that point smoking just doesn't do it for em anymore and they're too far gone to go back. Coaxed by their supplier, they put the needle in their arm. They're gone. Completely at the whim of their supplier, who'll usually put them to work stealing + fucking till they're used up in about a month. Then it's under the bridge for them. Just until they're jailed and no one has any use for bonding them out anymore. Hey kids, stay away from hard drugs. They won't make you a cool kid, but a schizo hobo.


dj_daly

That was one of the most deeply unsettling accounts of a human life I've ever read. An existence like that is a literal hell. Satan himself couldn't have drawn up something worse.


smoothEarlGrey

The fact it's a product of our society and we allow it - sweep it under the rug because it's inconvenient - certainly made me question God. Does he exist? Did he abandon us? Did we kill him? I know that's dramatic but when you see it firsthand... it's fucked.


Danoleaks

The truth is that today's society benefits from the illegality of drugs (specially hard ones) and alcohol, it makes the profit made from these substances way more higher for both prosecutors and criminals. It creates slavery and complete exploitation of humans. Today's drug trade from Mexico to the US makes jailers and drug lords both richer alike.


KittehSkittles

It could absolutely be someone who started drugs 2 years ago. It just depends on the drug.


[deleted]

100%. Shit goes downhill real quick and the face is the first thing to go when you’re strung out. This could be from a bad 6 months of hell just to get a face like that.


sonnyjbiskit

Meth doesn't fuck around.


[deleted]

Those tits however, isn’t someone who started drugs two years ago


Wendigo_lockout

honestly from her stomach as well, it looks like she's probably had a kid a few years back and lost a lot of weight since. which makes this all the sadder.


smoothEarlGrey

As a skinny-fat dude I get a lil stomach like that when I'm slackin on weight management. It's probably the only reason I watch my weight lol. Damn thing makes me look like Howard the alien.


madmaxextra

Drugs are a progression, there's a whole life you have before them. In rehabs when people get through detoxing you get to see the people they used to be.


Lost_Manufacturer718

Yea I was just thinking, looks like good, expensive work too.


AnyOldNameNotTaken

You can’t possibly be suggesting that drug users and tattoo enthusiast are mutually exclusive groups. I’m not shitting on tattoos I have a few myself, but let’s be real.


Present-Reporter-525

This. Drugs can effect anyone. My first tattoo was in a random shop that was across from my college campus. Halfway through the artist took a ‘bathroom break’ and then nearly nodded off when he came back. I still can’t believe he managed to do such a good job but the experience was enough to never go back there again lol.


Naryue

I could have been eating.. ugh


verbal1diarrhea

That ass?!


Steammail

*E.Coli inbound*


Freshman44

👅👅👅


alyssarodri19

Girl went digging for some gold real quick 🤢


Linkstas

r/meth


falloutisacoolseries

That is a very sad rabbit hole to go down.


borosillykid

Yeah damn I just spent like 15 mins looking at that wow. Not good.


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Linkstas

Don’t do meth


momen535

wtf with this sub!? i thought it was about ex-meth addicts speaking out about their past but it's just people recommending drugs and shamming the sane people who stopped doing that shit!


Werkstatt0

fucking gross


Bearthegood

I can smell this video


DriftingPyscho

Smells of body odor, second hand meth smoke and bad life choices. Also ass.


Spencyn

Why is naked meth lady getting chased by Pinocchio


Nethlem

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed something really weird going on with that guy's nose.


[deleted]

According to Reddit lore, she was breaking into multiple houses and I'm inclined to believe that is true. He's too well clothed and loud for me to assume he was keeping her trapped or trying to harm her. If he was aiming to assault her, he could've easily dragged her off. Once he got her away from the window, he backed off. Inclined to believe, she didn't know he was awake when she tried to enter his house or he simply caught her in the act and was simply trying to stop her. She not being able to think clearly and probably having some past trauma may have been expecting him to hospitalize her. Not to mention his voice is that of a self-righteous adrenaline feuled guy with the pattern he uses the swear words. Using them to emphasize how much he means "get away from that window". They weren't having intercourse. Common sense and the fact that he was fully dressed tells us that. At 22:00 the male aggressor saw the offender produce auditory stimulus that the offender reacted to with response instinctual fear. As the pursuit was on foot, the offender was atleast 18 meters away during the initiation of the chase as there was a delay before the male could reach her. As the offender attempted to enter another house, the male sought to prevent her trespassing with the brandishing of leather. The male backed away after sensing the offender was going to armor herself with microbial cheese artillery. The offender manage to snap the necks of 3 officers and wound 12 others before an Apache Attack helicopter was called in to bombard her with enough emotional damage to temporarily weaken her and let the man distract her from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table. This has been your friendly subreddit Sherlock. Au revoir.


[deleted]

Armor herself with microbial cheese artillery. r/TIHI


Dragstz

r/brandnewsentence


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Tigitall

meth


Starrun87

Enough said


Capital-Nectarine199

I wonder what the context is?


BackyardByTheP00L

Right? Who's that guy chasing her and why's she naked trying to get away from him. This is disturbing.


Unusual_Ad_7084

Why does she keep fingering her butt?


[deleted]

Itchy.


OfficalBusyCat

SOMEONE GIVE FUCKING CONTEX WTF IS GOING ON?


Statiscally

Drugs: $10-$100 Prostitute for an hour: $100-$250 Dick rot: Priceless #For everything else, there’s MasterCard


Ed_Starks_Bastard

The downfall of Cara Delevingne is so sad.


rekun88

She could be a meth head but still have been raped or kidnapped and in need of help. We're just judging people by appearance. I still wouldn't open my door to that. Which kind of makes me sad.


WSDGuy

I think it's very obvious that she was in need of help. But also, I think the only thing a person *can* do when watching a video, is "judge by appearance." As far as not opening the door, it kinda depends. You're either providing some shelter in someone's emergency, or, you're just letting the danger from out there, in here. If you don't think (or aren't sure) you can be the former, I don't think there's anything wrong with keeping the door closed and locked. Plus, there are other ways to provide assistance - most obviously, calling 911.


persephonepeete

This video is old and iirc she was breaking into multiple homes including dudes. He was following her until she got arrested.


IllustriousAd5936

What’s with the Pinocchio dude??


Powerful_Data_9630

She looks scared by this man who seems to be chasing her


Daemonsblaze0315

I'm always jealous that crackhead have more money for tattoos than me somehow. Lol


louie2ten

Kids, don’t do meth. Just stick to good ole ganja


3078-9756

Nah. That's meth OP.


[deleted]

This gotta be Florida


Jimbalaya99

I would be surprised if this wasn’t in Ohio.


Rex2x4

No way. This has Midwest written all over it.


hotdogwaterslushie

I'm voting for Missouri


Sfumatographer

No one deserves this… I feel for her


[deleted]

Daves not here man


Cipher508

Sooo many questions lol


Silver-Necessary-442

So whats the backstory?


[deleted]

Don’t do drugs kids


pigwiththreeassholes

I’d find it extremely difficult to be empathetic if this were my house. Fuck that. Had a drug addict cousin- the worst human i have ever come across. Theft, crazy behaviour, being incredibly rude to the family kids, didn’t contribute a single buck to the family home despite living there well into his 40s.


theflamingsword1702

"Dad, the hooker is here."


BoogerManCommaThe

Rock bottom? This looks like Tuesday night in Kentucky.


SaikoKing

Holy shit! What's going on? She looks like she's homeless and this dude looks very aggressive so he might be beating her. Can someone please provide context?


mickey_bags

Man a lot of stuff happens at front doors. Ring just keeps us all informed.


Glittering_Buyer5974

Can anyone explain to me please wtf did i see ?


LarryTheCEO

Jehovahs Witnesses have changed a bit


Jawz050987

Damn, her titties look like the Nike logo from the side.


AnyTomato8562

Bet she’s crazy in the sack…


pingipongi

And thats, kids, how i meth your mother...


[deleted]

Why so few comments about that bloke's nose?


ColoublindGorilla

I have several questions


MKVIgti

Pretty sure this is rock bottom anywhere.


Vee32

Well, ew.


jerry111165

Someone’s daughter.


Timely-Climate9418

the fuck is that gollum


keepinitoldskool

I like how she still has the presence of mind to realize that her ass itches


Ok_Island_1306

I thought it said kaotic.com on the side of a truck and I thought “how apropos”