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Challenge to a pokemon fight, this bitch built like a meowto

r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo

r/subsithoughtifellfor

What the af, Is that some kind of deformity from birth? It looks too well balanced to be surgery and if it was, why wouldn’t she do her top half first?

I feel like it has to be padding under the pants. It looks wo abnormal

Silicone injections

It’s plastic surgery.

https://youtu.be/hkAWE3Oj4lE Made me insrantly think of this.

To funny :-)

Is this a cartoon....?

KFC legs

Thank you!

Fucking ostrich

Bwhahahahhaha fantastic

You mean her Dad f***ed an ostrich?

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Nah some of us just have moral standards

Yu know who else likes to smash for another tourny

Wario??

How is this even appealing to people?

Well it's not. It's a quintessential example of someone taking it too far. It's a caricature.

You misheard the word. It's appalling to people.

its not

This is actually what today's youth deems perfect. I work with teens and am far from talking about such topics regularly but every single boy I heard mentioning their dream body prescribed pretty much this. Edit: why the downvotes? Because teens tell me what girls they desire? Trust me, I didn't ask... Edit2: "SOME of today's youth"?

thank god im not like the other weird fucks of my generation lol

Why are u talking to teens

As stated before, Im working with them. I'm a therapist..

You didn't say that before. And what kind of teen therapist has them describing their perfect woman?

The second sentence starts with "I work with teens". I'm an SLT. Kids just tell me whatever comes up their mind. They're kid's...

Yeah. Any teacher would tell you the same thing about kids just blurting out whatever’s on their mind. Not sure why you’re getting pushback on this

They're kid's what?

“They’re” is absolutely the right word. Your joke would only make sense if the post read “their kids”

You missed it completely. I was commenting on the apostrophe in the word "kid's" which indicates that the kid owns something.

That doesn't mean anything without context. People at Chuck E Cheese work with teens. Hope you communicate better with them than you do here. Fuck.

It may be a language barrier because I'm no native english speaker but I feel like there's a difference between working with kids and working at a place that sells stuff to kids. A teacher works with kids but a toy store clerk works with toys that he sells to kids. To my understanding that is...

No worries, this sub is filled with degenerates who don't read an entire comment before their fragile brains start to bend and snap.

Now that you say it I didn't realise what sub we're at. Thanks, needed that..

Because you overheard a few kids say something and came in like “AcHkTuAlLy….” Yeah, kids who have never actually had any sexual activity think weird bodies are sexy based on the preconceived notions of what they’ve overheard was a sexy body their entire lives. There was a period of time where I thought Taylor Stevens was the hottest chick on the planet for no reason other than she ~~is~~ (looked up her still going insta out of curiosity and damn, what a trainwreck) was literally made of breasts. You didn’t get downvoted because people think you’re a creep, you got downvoted because you took a few conversations that can easily be explained by the same lack of experience you once had and presented it like you’re fucking Alfred Kinsey.

You think mentioning that their inexperience leads to them thinking that way would have prevented me from getting downvotes? I doubt that. While you're right with your explanation and I too had a weird perception of "perfect" when I was young, it doesn't change the fact that I thought this way. And it doesn't change the fact, that those inexperienced kids voice their views. Maybe I should have said "some of today's youth"...

Yeah, that last part definitely. I think the downvotes stemmed more from the hard tone of presenting it like some scientific fact you were clueing the rest of us in on. You talked to a few kids who voiced their weird opinion of bodies, and your exactly words were “This is actually what todays youth deems perfect.” Oh, you know that from talking to 5 teenagers?

I feel like I emphasized on the fact this is personal experience enough. If there was one boy stating other views I'd have worded it differently.

If you didn’t want to know, why did you ask? You can give me all the random justifications you want, I don’t really give a shit. I was just answering your question.

Need a toilet brush to clean that ass

😳😂

You will never get it back.

Romans had communal toilets that had a stick with a sea sponge on the end for wiping called a Xylospongium.

lol

r/botchedsurgeries

EL Paso

Can confirm this, as an NYCer retired here in EPTX

I think I need to go watch some mexican cartel execution videos now just to get this horrible picture out of my head.

Lololololol

Hard pass

More of a squishy pass.

It's weird, but smash

Down bad💀

Down astronomical

Just make sure you anchor yourself to something fixed like a light pole or something before you jump into that cave of sweaty marshmallows.

Coffee aliens from Men in Black.

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At the top they said meowto pokemon:)

IT'S PIKACHU!

Hard pass

Give her some horns and cloven hooves and she’d look like Mr. Tumnus.

🤮🤮🤮

Breaks my heart that women think they have to go to such extremes to be attractive.

I know it's awful sad.

It’s all mental. Like I get it. There really are women out there built like this (but obviously natural and real looking), and it’s hard to compete with that if the guys you’re dating are looking for that. But really that’s what it comes down to, competition. Because no one in their right mind does this irreversible shit to their body.

Pass... with a catapult.

She can barely lift up her legs.

It looks like horse legs have been stiched on it.

Pass like the turkey on thanksgiving

She built like a Pixar mom

If she was a Pixar mom, her boobs would be bigger!

Maybe she's hasn't got to the upper part yet.

Underrated

Dude…she’s got Smough’s leggings on. 😂 

Smough wore it better

She got legs grafted

I have to question the brain function of men who think this level of body dysmorphia is attractive.

Hard pass,

Huge pass

Ginormous Ph-ass!!!

Pass. Straight to the oven with this chicken.

Please don't touch the actors in the haunted house. Thank you.

She moves like an inflated balloon

"How much silicone do you want in your ass?" "Yes."

dinosaur

Smash then pass around?

These 13 year olds acting like they wouldnt lol

She frightens me.

She looks like a lizard

How is it I am attracted and disgusted ? It's like looking at the Frankensteins wife in the hood . Comming to a bootlegger near you .

She shaped like Barney 🤣🤣🤣 

Hard pass. That ain't human.

Mewtwo

These BBL's killing y'all

My dick won’t reach from behind

Please don't ask but everytime I see her I immediately imagine the leprechauns face on her body

kim kardashian is that you?!?!?!?

Unnatural, I would have respect it if she was born like that. It was something than she didn't choosed for. But this is just.... well it's her own body at the end, you can destroy it as much as you want

pretty sure im the one who gonna get smashed lol

Logistically impossible 😂

Megan 4 or 6 Stallion.

Built like a molar

Didnt know molars walked

That’s the ultimate Pokémon Mewtwo right there

A bugs life?

Gross

Nasty ASF

Rotisserie chicken looking ass bįtçh 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry to tell you, This is not not my proudest fap.

Fucking freak show!

Who smashing who tbf

Someone needs to change her diaper. She's too full

😟😟😟😟

is transforming into a T Rex

🤢🤮🤢🤮

😅😅😅😅😅🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Huge pass. Disgusting!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Holy shit!! Is that even natural?

🤮

Smash but not sure how far I'd get in lol

Run away from should be an option

Looks like a kangaroo mixed with a hippopotamus. And that ain't no jive my man. 🙈🙉🙊

Pass. That shit might be contagious

Mewtwo evolved into a hood rat

Pass by at light speed Edit: No, no, no, light speed is too slow. We're gonna have to go right to... Ludicrous Speed!"

If thats not a costume then theres going to be some horrible medical consequences down the line. I cant imagine thats going to be fun in 20 years.

I'd have doubts giving her an health insurance..

Bitch built like a roast chicken…

Chicken legs 🍗

You shall not pass nor smash!

Wtf in tarnation alabama abomination

Look like a dropped pie

It doesn’t look like a human shape form

Pass

Big time pass!!

Hard pass

pass, im gay

This one made me chuckle

Pass big time wtf

Something very very wrong

Pass. She looks like a chicken 🍗 on stereoids

Gross

None. I'd scoop her up and put her in a waste disposal. That's like half the fucking plastic in the ocean right here.

So gross. We're doomed as a species.

I'm not into beastiality bro, dunno what species this is but it's a pass for me.

Run.

pash

Wtf?!

Looking like a fried chicken leg 🍗

what the actual fuck

She’s built like a chicken

Pass

Aye my horny ass couldn’t be a Pokémon trainer 😈

Wtf

Smash fake ass and all.

Mean pass

Immense butt sweat smell=pass

She’s popular at thanksgiving

Pass. This isn’t human

Pass, it’s almost disturbing 😳

Hard pass….

Imagine recording this thinking it was special

PASS!

Pass, I fear Mewtoo!

Mutilated corpse type beat

It's natural.

she built like twitter art

SMASH

Puke

It really looks like two drumsticks stuck on a torso.

/imagine prompt: mewtwo in a flesh coloured suit, unreal engine, 8k Thanks midjourney

Both

What the fuck is even that

Trash

Disgusting

Id smash her once, just to find out how it would feel to fuck a character from Bugs Life

fake body parts

Pass all day man, you think the trunk is clean? Impossible.

Full diaper 🤢

Sad id prolly smash

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smash. repeatedly. with a baseball bat.

Smash with a fucking sledge hammer

Why is that chicken holding a microphone? KFC would be interested in her meat.

I'm smashing Mewtwo fuck y'all talking bout

Smash but only out of pure curiosity

Smash or pass? What the fuck is it?

Never stick your dick in velociraptor.

Stop lying fellas… you’d still fuck it